YouTube Poop/Quotes: Difference between revisions

{{quote|''"Snoo'''ping as''' usual, I see!"''|Dr. Robotnik}}

{{quote|''"Ain't I a little dick, though?"''|'''[[Bugs Bunny/Characters|Bugs Bunny]]''', "Bugs Bunny Celebrates Christmas in February"}}

{{quote| ''Mah boi, YOU MUST DIE!''<br />

A common Poop exchange made by splicing The King, Ganon, and Mario's soundbytes. }}

{{quote| '''[[The Angry Video Game Nerd (Web Video)|The Angry Video Game Nerd]]:''' Here are five things that should've been improved. Number one is gonna be a spellcheck. Let's play teacher and grade this piece of shit. It should've said, 'I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!' Moving on to number two. The second thing in this game that should've been improved would've been a better use of spaghetti. So number three is gonna be better spaghetti.<br />

"I knew a gay who ruined my butt.<br />

You may have sex, BUT NEVER IN A CUNT!"<br />

{{quote| "Who lives in an '''[[Everything's Squishier With Cephalopods|Octorok]]''' under '''your face'''?<br />

Then drop on '''[[Cool and Unusual Punishment|the floors]]''' and '''[[I'll Kill You!|DIE]]''' like a fish!<br />

[[Spongebob SquarePants]]!<br />

{{quote|''"Kids, there's nothing more cool than gold, but if someone tries to touch a single coin in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's breaking and entering. It's your gold. No one has the right to touch a single coin if you don't want them to, so whaddaya do?! First, ya say 'NOOOOOO!!' Then, ya tally it up! Then, ya pluck my tailfeathers and call me baldy! Then, ya follow the homing device. Then, ya use your tuning fork to get the map out of the ice. Then, ya take care of my nephews. Then, ya quit griping and give me a boost! Then, ya send that junky old boat to Unca Donald. Then, ya name the price and double it, and then, ya check the [[Great Big Book of Everything|Junior Woodchucks' Guidebook]]. Then, ya open all the doors at once. Then, ya [[Large Ham|throw THE SWITCH!]] Then, ya search for [[Darkwing Duck|Darkwing]]! Then, ya notice the enormous flag. Then, ya pretend Mr. Bushroot is on fire! Then, ya go on a big date! Then, ya get bonked on head by raining barrel! Then, ya flee constantly. Then, ya take a Winston break! Then, ya get stuck with Jughead! Then, ya change the meaning of "for" to "from". Then, ya touch the green button. Then, ya SELL THOSE BIG MAN COMICS! Then, ya find that thing and get rid of that cat! Then, ya buy a pig-hormone off the Internet and put it on to attract chicks! Then, ya join the Navy! Then, ya start pulling your weight around here. Then, ya spit, uh, split the dimension barrier. Then, ya cool off everything but his temper! Then, ya watch ''[[Histeria (Animation)|Histeria!]]'' Then, ya clean out your dimes and nickels."''|'''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]''', ''[[Duck Tales|Scrooge McDuck]]'s Gold Fetish''}}

{{quote|"Good site but I don't like the constant orgasming over [[The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya|Haruhi]] , [[Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha|Lyrical Nanoha]] , or [[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann|TTGL]] on there" |[[Youtube Poop]] forums user The Red Mage on [[TV Tropes]]}}

{{quote|'''King Harkinian''': "After you scrub all the floors in Hyrule, then after you scrub all the floors in Gamelon, then after you scrub all of me, then after you rub oil on my penis, then you can rub my dick, then you can eat [[Mondegreen|ship]], then you can take mah boi to dinner."<br />

'''Link''': "Great!"<br />

'''King Harkinian''': "Then after you strive for this peace, then you can send Link for pizza, then you can save me four pieces of pizza, then you can protect Zelda's boobies."<br />

{{quote|'''Eddy''': "A DICKIE?!"|Most any YTP involving [[Ed, Edd n Eddy]]}}

{{quote|"[[Deviant ART]] is [[Take That|fucking gay shit!]]"|'''Dr Robotnik'''}}

'''Gannon:''' ...will ''die''!<br />

'''Gwonam:''' ...fuck!<br />

{{quote|"I'm going to [[Pedo Hunt|shag children]] all around the world, [[Crosses the Line Twice|and release SEMEN]]!"|'''Dr. Rabbit is Rejected'''}}

{{quote|'''[[Death Note (Manga)|Light Yagami]]:''' [[Memetic Mutation|I'll take a potato chip...]]<br />

'''[[The Legend of Zelda CDi Games|Gwonam]]:''' There is no potato chips.<br />

{{quote|"Touch my PINGAS!"|'''Dr. Robotnik'''}}

{{quote|'''[[Memetic Mutation|Moar]] [[Spongebob SquarePants|Krabs]]:''' Good morning Mr. Squidward!<br />

'''Squidward:''' To go home?<br />

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, to be gay for employee brotherhood, you faggot!<br />

{{quote|"The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: PINGAS, PINESS, PENIS."|'''Robotnik Watches TV'''}}

{{quote|'''Frollo:''' God have mercy on me...<br />

{{quote|'''Sue:''' Hey, where's Blinky?<br />

{{quote|"Duke Onkled is one of those gays."|'''Mario''', ''The King's Unreasonable Demands'' by SwishFilmsinc}}

{{quote|'''George:''' Hello Tyrarus, I'm bonkers!<br />

'''Alan:''' You're gay?<br />

([[Beat]])<br />

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