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{{quote|'''Hook:''' Nice [[Eyepatch of Power]]. You'd make a good pirate. |
{{quote|'''Hook:''' Nice [[Eyepatch of Power]]. You'd make a good pirate. |
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'''Jack:''' Nice hook. You'd make a bad [[Gender Vocabulary Slip|masseuse]]. |
'''Jack:''' Nice hook. You'd make a bad [[Gender Vocabulary Slip|masseuse]]. |
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'''Hook:''' All those pink hearts don't exactly inspire terror. |
'''Hook:''' All those pink hearts don't exactly inspire terror. |
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'''Jack:''' [[Lame Comeback|... Shut up]]! }} |
'''Jack:''' [[Lame Comeback|... Shut up]]! }} |
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* ''[[Girl Genius]]'' main [[Love Triangle]] [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20100430 presents] a variation: |
* ''[[Girl Genius]]'' main [[Love Triangle]] [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20100430 presents] a variation: |
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{{quote|"You fight like '''''ducks!'''''"}} |
{{quote|"You fight like '''''ducks!'''''"}} |
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* ''[[Spacetrawler]]'', every single time Growp and Emily fight. |
* ''[[Spacetrawler]]'', every single time Growp and Emily fight. |
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{{quote|'''Growp:''' And your death can only be art if the kill is made [[The Only One Allowed to Defeat You|by the master skill of a hand as poetic as mine]]. |
{{quote|'''Growp:''' And your death can only be art if the kill is made [[The Only One Allowed to Defeat You|by the master skill of a hand as poetic as mine]]. |
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'''Emily:''' Your flesh hand must be the poetic one... ''[rips Growp's cyborg hand out of its socket]'' the bionic one's better at long division. }} |
'''Emily:''' Your flesh hand must be the poetic one... ''[rips Growp's cyborg hand out of its socket]'' the bionic one's better at long division. }} |
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* In ''[[Seekers (webcomic)|Seekers]]'', Errol trash talks this way during the duels. |
* In ''[[Seekers (webcomic)|Seekers]]'', Errol trash talks this way during the duels. |
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{{quote|'''Danny:''' Come on, Guys, cut me some slack! ''(pause)'' Hey! Another axe pun!}} |
{{quote|'''Danny:''' Come on, Guys, cut me some slack! ''(pause)'' Hey! Another axe pun!}} |
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** They do intentionally bad quips a lot in this show. From "Shades of Grey," after the ghost dog bursts into the school cafeteria: |
** They do intentionally bad quips a lot in this show. From "Shades of Grey," after the ghost dog bursts into the school cafeteria: |
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{{quote|'''Danny:''' Who let the dogs in? ''(Sam stares)'' [[Don't Explain the Joke|See, the song is "Who Let The Dogs Out," but I said "Who Let the Dogs In."]] ''(Sam continues to stare)'' I'll be right back. |
{{quote|'''Danny:''' Who let the dogs in? ''(Sam stares)'' [[Don't Explain the Joke|See, the song is "Who Let The Dogs Out," but I said "Who Let the Dogs In."]] ''(Sam continues to stare)'' I'll be right back. |
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'''Sam:''' Bring some new jokes! }} |
'''Sam:''' Bring some new jokes! }} |
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* Spoofed in ''Sev Trek: Puss in Boots'' when Captain Pinchard is fighting his [[Evil Twin]]. |
* Spoofed in ''Sev Trek: Puss in Boots'' when Captain Pinchard is fighting his [[Evil Twin]]. |