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** Jack and Hook:
** Jack and Hook:
{{quote|'''Hook:''' Nice [[Eyepatch of Power]]. You'd make a good pirate.
{{quote|'''Hook:''' Nice [[Eyepatch of Power]]. You'd make a good pirate.
'''Jack:''' Nice hook. You'd make a bad [[Gender Vocabulary Slip|masseuse]].<br />
'''Jack:''' Nice hook. You'd make a bad [[Gender Vocabulary Slip|masseuse]].
'''Hook:''' All those pink hearts don't exactly inspire terror.<br />
'''Hook:''' All those pink hearts don't exactly inspire terror.
'''Jack:''' [[Lame Comeback|... Shut up]]! }}
'''Jack:''' [[Lame Comeback|... Shut up]]! }}
* ''[[Girl Genius]]'' main [[Love Triangle]] [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20100430 presents] a variation:
* ''[[Girl Genius]]'' main [[Love Triangle]] [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20100430 presents] a variation:
{{quote|"You fight like '''''ducks!'''''"}}
{{quote|"You fight like '''''ducks!'''''"}}
* ''[[Spacetrawler]]'', every single time Growp and Emily fight.
* ''[[Spacetrawler]]'', every single time Growp and Emily fight.
{{quote|'''Growp:''' And your death can only be art if the kill is made [[The Only One Allowed to Defeat You|by the master skill of a hand as poetic as mine]].<br />
{{quote|'''Growp:''' And your death can only be art if the kill is made [[The Only One Allowed to Defeat You|by the master skill of a hand as poetic as mine]].
'''Emily:''' Your flesh hand must be the poetic one... ''[rips Growp's cyborg hand out of its socket]'' the bionic one's better at long division. }}
'''Emily:''' Your flesh hand must be the poetic one... ''[rips Growp's cyborg hand out of its socket]'' the bionic one's better at long division. }}
* In ''[[Seekers (webcomic)|Seekers]]'', Errol trash talks this way during the duels.
* In ''[[Seekers (webcomic)|Seekers]]'', Errol trash talks this way during the duels.
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{{quote|'''Danny:''' Come on, Guys, cut me some slack! ''(pause)'' Hey! Another axe pun!}}
{{quote|'''Danny:''' Come on, Guys, cut me some slack! ''(pause)'' Hey! Another axe pun!}}
** They do intentionally bad quips a lot in this show. From "Shades of Grey," after the ghost dog bursts into the school cafeteria:
** They do intentionally bad quips a lot in this show. From "Shades of Grey," after the ghost dog bursts into the school cafeteria:
{{quote|'''Danny:''' Who let the dogs in? ''(Sam stares)'' [[Don't Explain the Joke|See, the song is "Who Let The Dogs Out," but I said "Who Let the Dogs In."]] ''(Sam continues to stare)'' I'll be right back.<br />
{{quote|'''Danny:''' Who let the dogs in? ''(Sam stares)'' [[Don't Explain the Joke|See, the song is "Who Let The Dogs Out," but I said "Who Let the Dogs In."]] ''(Sam continues to stare)'' I'll be right back.
'''Sam:''' Bring some new jokes! }}
'''Sam:''' Bring some new jokes! }}
* Spoofed in ''Sev Trek: Puss in Boots'' when Captain Pinchard is fighting his [[Evil Twin]].
* Spoofed in ''Sev Trek: Puss in Boots'' when Captain Pinchard is fighting his [[Evil Twin]].