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== [[Anime and Manga]] ==
== [[Anime and Manga]] ==
* ''[[Tenchi Muyo!]]'':
* ''[[Tenchi Muyo!]]'':
{{quote| '''Ryoko''': I won't hurt you... Too much! }}
{{quote|'''Ryoko''': I won't hurt you... Too much! }}
* ''[[D.Gray-man]]'' (anime) subverts this with Komui telling Allen, "When I get done with you, you'll be good as new. Though I must warn you, this will be traumatic."
* ''[[D.Gray-man]]'' (anime) subverts this with Komui telling Allen, "When I get done with you, you'll be good as new. Though I must warn you, this will be traumatic."
* ''[[Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha StrikerS]]'' has Nanoha saying "This is going to hurt a bit" to her daughter during the finale before {{spoiler|blasting her with [[Beam Spam|five]] [[Wave Motion Gun|Starlight Breakers]]}}.
* ''[[Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha StrikerS]]'' has Nanoha saying "This is going to hurt a bit" to her daughter during the finale before {{spoiler|blasting her with [[Beam Spam|five]] [[Wave Motion Gun|Starlight Breakers]]}}.
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* The 2010 ''[[A Nightmare on Elm Street]]'' reboot: "This won't hurt one... little... bit..."
* The 2010 ''[[A Nightmare on Elm Street]]'' reboot: "This won't hurt one... little... bit..."
* ''[[Robots]]''. After Rodney is assembled, an extra piece is found.
* ''[[Robots]]''. After Rodney is assembled, an extra piece is found.
{{quote| '''Mr. Copperbottom''': [chuckles] We did want a boy, right? [He takes the piece and a hammer] This won't hurt a bit, son. [He hammers the piece in, Rodney cries]}}
{{quote|'''Mr. Copperbottom''': [chuckles] We did want a boy, right? [He takes the piece and a hammer] This won't hurt a bit, son. [He hammers the piece in, Rodney cries]}}
* ''[[Casper (film)|Casper]]''
* ''[[Casper (film)|Casper]]''
{{quote| '''Carrigan Crittenden''': [stalking after Dibs, carrying a huge battle axe] Damn it, Dibs! This won't hurt a bit!}}
{{quote|'''Carrigan Crittenden''': [stalking after Dibs, carrying a huge battle axe] Damn it, Dibs! This won't hurt a bit!}}
* ''[[Being There]]''
* ''[[Being There]]''
{{quote| '''Doctor Allenby''': This won't hurt a bit. [Sticks Chance with a needle]<br />
{{quote|'''Doctor Allenby''': This won't hurt a bit. [Sticks Chance with a needle]
'''Chance the Gardener''': It did hurt. }}
'''Chance the Gardener''': It did hurt. }}
* ''[[Chill Factor]]'': An assassin tells one of the protagonists, as she is about to execute him: "Don't worry, I'm a professional, this won't hurt a bit."
* ''[[Chill Factor]]'': An assassin tells one of the protagonists, as she is about to execute him: "Don't worry, I'm a professional, this won't hurt a bit."
** Given an [[Ironic Echo]] a short while later after he ends up gaining the upper hand: "I'm an amateur, this is going to hurt like hell."
** Given an [[Ironic Echo]] a short while later after he ends up gaining the upper hand: "I'm an amateur, this is going to hurt like hell."
* Variation in ''[[Monsters vs. Aliens]]'':
* Variation in ''[[Monsters vs. Aliens]]'':
{{quote| '''Dr. Cockroach:''' Now, you might feel a slight pinch in the brain. [[Evil Laugh|Mwahaha...]] Sorry.}}
{{quote|'''Dr. Cockroach:''' Now, you might feel a slight pinch in the brain. [[Evil Laugh|Mwahaha...]] Sorry.}}
* One of the tag lines for Michael Moore's ''Sicko'' (a documentary about health care in the US and around the world) is "this may hurt a little". Promotional materials also use "get well soon!"
* One of the tag lines for Michael Moore's ''Sicko'' (a documentary about health care in the US and around the world) is "this may hurt a little". Promotional materials also use "get well soon!"
* ''[[Bedazzled]]'' - the Devil offers Stanley seven wishes for his soul. Stanley has misgivings and asks "But if you took it out, wouldn't it hurt?" The Devil replies "It's a perfectly painless operation, and afterwards you won't feel a thing!"
* ''[[Bedazzled]]'' - the Devil offers Stanley seven wishes for his soul. Stanley has misgivings and asks "But if you took it out, wouldn't it hurt?" The Devil replies "It's a perfectly painless operation, and afterwards you won't feel a thing!"
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== [[Live Action TV]] ==
== [[Live Action TV]] ==
* ''[[House (TV series)|House]]'' episode "The Itch".
* ''[[House (TV series)|House]]'' episode "The Itch".
{{quote| '''Dr. Gregory House''': You won't feel a thing... Except this excruciating pain.}}
{{quote|'''Dr. Gregory House''': You won't feel a thing... Except this excruciating pain.}}
* ''[[One Tree Hill]]'' episode "I Just Died in Your Arms Tonight"
* ''[[One Tree Hill]]'' episode "I Just Died in Your Arms Tonight"
{{quote| '''Doctor''': Don't worry, you won't feel a thing.<br />
{{quote|'''Doctor''': Don't worry, you won't feel a thing.
'''Dan Scott''': So tell me Doc, how many heart transplants have you done?<br />
'''Dan Scott''': So tell me Doc, how many heart transplants have you done?
'''Doctor''': [Takes electric saw from nurse and turns it on] }}
'''Doctor''': [Takes electric saw from nurse and turns it on] }}
** Luckily for Dan, it turns out to be a nightmare.
** Luckily for Dan, it turns out to be a nightmare.
* ''[[Star Trek: Enterprise]]'' episode "Similitude"
* ''[[Star Trek: Enterprise]]'' episode "Similitude"
{{quote| '''Captain Archer''': Dr. Phlox is going to have to perform an operation.<br />
{{quote|'''Captain Archer''': Dr. Phlox is going to have to perform an operation.
'''Sim Trip at 8''': Will it hurt?<br />
'''Sim Trip at 8''': Will it hurt?
'''Dr. Phlox''': Not at all. You won't feel a thing.<br />
'''Dr. Phlox''': Not at all. You won't feel a thing.
'''Sim Trip at 8''': Doctors always say that. }}
'''Sim Trip at 8''': Doctors always say that. }}
* ''[[Law and Order: Criminal Intent]]'' episode "Death Roe"
* ''[[Law and Order: Criminal Intent]]'' episode "Death Roe"
{{quote| '''Beatrice Mailer''': This won't hurt a bit. [Holding her father's bleeding hand, she squeezes lemon juice onto an open knife cut as he silently flinches] Remember the first time you told me that?}}
{{quote|'''Beatrice Mailer''': This won't hurt a bit. [Holding her father's bleeding hand, she squeezes lemon juice onto an open knife cut as he silently flinches] Remember the first time you told me that?}}
* ''[[Mystery Science Theater 3000]]'' episode "Attack of the Giant Leeches"
* ''[[Mystery Science Theater 3000]]'' episode "Attack of the Giant Leeches"
{{quote| '''Dr. Forrester''': Now this leech [snip] when applied to the neck or head area, will suck any desire to smoke out of Frank.<br />
{{quote|'''Dr. Forrester''': Now this leech [snip] when applied to the neck or head area, will suck any desire to smoke out of Frank.
'''Frank''': [loudly protests]<br />
'''Frank''': [loudly protests]
'''Dr. Forrester''': But this won't hurt a bit. }}
'''Dr. Forrester''': But this won't hurt a bit. }}
* ''[[Seinfeld]]'', "The Glasses", has a subversion:
* ''[[Seinfeld]]'', "The Glasses", has a subversion:
{{quote| '''Elaine:''' It's not going to hurt a lot, is it?<br />
{{quote|'''Elaine:''' It's not going to hurt a lot, is it?
'''Doctor:''' Yes, very much. }}
'''Doctor:''' Yes, very much. }}
* A variant appears on ''[[The Wire]]'''s fourth-season premiere, where enforcer Chris Partlow prepares to execute a dealer in a vacant house.
* A variant appears on ''[[The Wire]]'''s fourth-season premiere, where enforcer Chris Partlow prepares to execute a dealer in a vacant house.
{{quote| '''Chris''': Don't fret, boss. I've got you covered. Quick and clean, I promise."}}
{{quote|'''Chris''': Don't fret, boss. I've got you covered. Quick and clean, I promise."}}
* The ''[[Star Trek: The Original Series]]'' episode "The Deadly Years" has three examples while the Enterprise medical staff is trying to figure out why Chekov was not affected by the [[Rapid Aging]] effect that struck the rest of the landing party.
* The ''[[Star Trek: The Original Series]]'' episode "The Deadly Years" has three examples while the Enterprise medical staff is trying to figure out why Chekov was not affected by the [[Rapid Aging]] effect that struck the rest of the landing party.
** Subverted when Dr. McCoy tells Nurse Chapel to prepare Ensign Chekov for another physical. She tells Chekov "This won't hurt...much."
** Subverted when Dr. McCoy tells Nurse Chapel to prepare Ensign Chekov for another physical. She tells Chekov "This won't hurt...much."
** Later on Chekov complains about the multiple medical exams by repeating what he's been told during them.
** Later on Chekov complains about the multiple medical exams by repeating what he's been told during them.
{{quote| Chekov: "Give us some more blood, Chekov. The needle won't hurt, Chekov."}}
{{quote|Chekov: "Give us some more blood, Chekov. The needle won't hurt, Chekov."}}
** Dr. McCoy continues to test Chekov.
** Dr. McCoy continues to test Chekov.
{{quote| '''McCoy:''' Now this isn't going to hurt a bit.<br />
{{quote|'''McCoy:''' Now this isn't going to hurt a bit.
'''Chekov:''' That's what you said the last time.<br />
'''Chekov:''' That's what you said the last time.
'''McCoy:''' Did it hurt?<br />
'''McCoy:''' Did it hurt?
'''Chekov:''' Yes! }}
'''Chekov:''' Yes! }}
* Averted in the 9th season of the Israeli sitcom ''[[Life Aint All|LifeAin’tAll]]'' opening episode, in which Orli has become a dental hygienist. Although she gets extremely good results, to the point her patients’ teeth [[Rule of Funny|shine a blinding light when they open their mouths]], she is seen explaining to one patient she has [[Oh Crap|absolutely no aversion towards her patients’ pain]].
* Averted in the 9th season of the Israeli sitcom ''[[Life Aint All|LifeAin’tAll]]'' opening episode, in which Orli has become a dental hygienist. Although she gets extremely good results, to the point her patients’ teeth [[Rule of Funny|shine a blinding light when they open their mouths]], she is seen explaining to one patient she has [[Oh Crap|absolutely no aversion towards her patients’ pain]].
* ''[[Farscape]]'' "Coup by Clam". The crew of Moya are being examined by a doctor for [[Space Madness]].
* ''[[Farscape]]'' "Coup by Clam". The crew of Moya are being examined by a doctor for [[Space Madness]].
{{quote| '''John:''' Hey look I know you guys lie and all, but th-this is not gonna hurt too bad is it?<br />
{{quote|'''John:''' Hey look I know you guys lie and all, but th-this is not gonna hurt too bad is it?
'''Doctor:''' ''(cheerfully)'' Not a bit.<br />
'''Doctor:''' ''(cheerfully)'' Not a bit.
''(The doctor turns on his [[Mind Probe]], causing John's head to light up as he shrieks in agony)''<br />
''(The doctor turns on his [[Mind Probe]], causing John's head to light up as he shrieks in agony)''
'''D'Argo:''' ''(later)'' If you'd held your scream off one more microt I would have [[Side Bet|won the pool]]. }}
'''D'Argo:''' ''(later)'' If you'd held your scream off one more microt I would have [[Side Bet|won the pool]]. }}
* ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]''. Spike to Buffy in their very first fight in "School Hard". Spike boasts that the last Slayer he killed begged for her life, but...
* ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]''. Spike to Buffy in their very first fight in "School Hard". Spike boasts that the last Slayer he killed begged for her life, but...
{{quote| '''Spike:''' Tell you what; as a personal favor, from me to you, I'll make it quick. It won't hurt a bit.<br />
{{quote|'''Spike:''' Tell you what; as a personal favor, from me to you, I'll make it quick. It won't hurt a bit.
'''Buffy:''' No, Spike. It's gonna hurt a lot. }}
'''Buffy:''' No, Spike. It's gonna hurt a lot. }}
** A line cut from "Innocence" had Angelus saying, "It won't hurt a bit...[[Cold-Blooded Torture|after the first hour]]."
** A line cut from "Innocence" had Angelus saying, "It won't hurt a bit...[[Cold-Blooded Torture|after the first hour]]."
* ''[[Angel]]''. A villain is about to forcibly remove Cordelia's eyes.
* ''[[Angel]]''. A villain is about to forcibly remove Cordelia's eyes.
{{quote| “Now, be a good girl and hold still. This will only hurt a lot.” }}
{{quote|“Now, be a good girl and hold still. This will only hurt a lot.” }}




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== Toys ==
== Toys ==
* From ''[[Bionicle]]'':
* From ''[[Bionicle]]'':
{{quote| '''Brutaka''': But if you want people to believe you caught this dangerous criminal, [[Make It Look Like a Struggle|you will need to look like you've been in a fight]]. A light [[Tap on the Head|tap to your head]] would do the trick, perhaps. My colleague, Vezon, can handle it -- you won't feel a thing.<br />
{{quote|'''Brutaka''': But if you want people to believe you caught this dangerous criminal, [[Make It Look Like a Struggle|you will need to look like you've been in a fight]]. A light [[Tap on the Head|tap to your head]] would do the trick, perhaps. My colleague, Vezon, can handle it -- you won't feel a thing.<br />
'''Vezon''': [[Axe Crazy|Ever Again]]. }}
'''Vezon''': [[Axe Crazy|Ever Again]]. }}


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== [[Western Animation]] ==
== [[Western Animation]] ==
* The ''[[Batman Beyond]]'' episode "''Meltdown''":
* The ''[[Batman Beyond]]'' episode "''Meltdown''":
{{quote| '''Mr. Freeze:''' You may feel some momentary discomfort.}}
{{quote|'''Mr. Freeze:''' You may feel some momentary discomfort.}}
* ''[[The Simpsons]]'' "The Springfield Files"
* ''[[The Simpsons]]'' "The Springfield Files"
{{quote| '''Dr. Nick Riviera''': Don't worry. You won't feel a thing [exhibits a swirling mechanical device]...till I jam this down your throat!}}
{{quote|'''Dr. Nick Riviera''': Don't worry. You won't feel a thing [exhibits a swirling mechanical device]...till I jam this down your throat!}}
* ''[[The Penguins of Madagascar]]:'', "Roger Dodger":
* ''[[The Penguins of Madagascar]]:'', "Roger Dodger":
{{quote| '''Roger:''' A mind-switching machine. Is this gonna hurt?<br />
{{quote|'''Roger:''' A mind-switching machine. Is this gonna hurt?
'''Kowalski:''' Just a slight pinch, followed by the brief sensation of a thousand suns exploding in your skull. }}
'''Kowalski:''' Just a slight pinch, followed by the brief sensation of a thousand suns exploding in your skull. }}
* ''[[Star Trek: The Animated Series]]'' episode "The Pirates of Orion"
* ''[[Star Trek: The Animated Series]]'' episode "The Pirates of Orion"
{{quote| '''Dr. McCoy''': [about to give an injection] This won't hurt a bit, Spock.<br />
{{quote|'''Dr. McCoy''': [about to give an injection] This won't hurt a bit, Spock.
'''Mr. Spock''': An unnecessary assurance, doctor, in addition to being untrue.<br />
'''Mr. Spock''': An unnecessary assurance, doctor, in addition to being untrue.
'''Dr. McCoy''': That's the last time I waste my bedside manner on a Vulcan. }}
'''Dr. McCoy''': That's the last time I waste my bedside manner on a Vulcan. }}
* Subversion in ''[[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]'':
* Subversion in ''[[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]'':
{{quote| '''Dennis:''' Don't worry, this'll only hurt a lot!}}
{{quote|'''Dennis:''' Don't worry, this'll only hurt a lot!}}


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