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== [[Anime and Manga]] == |
== [[Anime and Manga]] == |
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* ''[[Tenchi Muyo!]]'': |
* ''[[Tenchi Muyo!]]'': |
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{{quote|'''Ryoko''': I won't hurt you... Too much! }} |
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* ''[[D.Gray-man]]'' (anime) subverts this with Komui telling Allen, "When I get done with you, you'll be good as new. Though I must warn you, this will be traumatic." |
* ''[[D.Gray-man]]'' (anime) subverts this with Komui telling Allen, "When I get done with you, you'll be good as new. Though I must warn you, this will be traumatic." |
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* ''[[Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha StrikerS]]'' has Nanoha saying "This is going to hurt a bit" to her daughter during the finale before {{spoiler|blasting her with [[Beam Spam|five]] [[Wave Motion Gun|Starlight Breakers]]}}. |
* ''[[Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha StrikerS]]'' has Nanoha saying "This is going to hurt a bit" to her daughter during the finale before {{spoiler|blasting her with [[Beam Spam|five]] [[Wave Motion Gun|Starlight Breakers]]}}. |
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* The 2010 ''[[A Nightmare on Elm Street]]'' reboot: "This won't hurt one... little... bit..." |
* The 2010 ''[[A Nightmare on Elm Street]]'' reboot: "This won't hurt one... little... bit..." |
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* ''[[Robots]]''. After Rodney is assembled, an extra piece is found. |
* ''[[Robots]]''. After Rodney is assembled, an extra piece is found. |
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{{quote|'''Mr. Copperbottom''': [chuckles] We did want a boy, right? [He takes the piece and a hammer] This won't hurt a bit, son. [He hammers the piece in, Rodney cries]}} |
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* ''[[Casper (film)|Casper]]'' |
* ''[[Casper (film)|Casper]]'' |
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{{quote|'''Carrigan Crittenden''': [stalking after Dibs, carrying a huge battle axe] Damn it, Dibs! This won't hurt a bit!}} |
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* ''[[Being There]]'' |
* ''[[Being There]]'' |
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{{quote|'''Doctor Allenby''': This won't hurt a bit. [Sticks Chance with a needle] |
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'''Chance the Gardener''': It did hurt. }} |
'''Chance the Gardener''': It did hurt. }} |
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* ''[[Chill Factor]]'': An assassin tells one of the protagonists, as she is about to execute him: "Don't worry, I'm a professional, this won't hurt a bit." |
* ''[[Chill Factor]]'': An assassin tells one of the protagonists, as she is about to execute him: "Don't worry, I'm a professional, this won't hurt a bit." |
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** Given an [[Ironic Echo]] a short while later after he ends up gaining the upper hand: "I'm an amateur, this is going to hurt like hell." |
** Given an [[Ironic Echo]] a short while later after he ends up gaining the upper hand: "I'm an amateur, this is going to hurt like hell." |
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* Variation in ''[[Monsters vs. Aliens]]'': |
* Variation in ''[[Monsters vs. Aliens]]'': |
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{{quote|'''Dr. Cockroach:''' Now, you might feel a slight pinch in the brain. [[Evil Laugh|Mwahaha...]] Sorry.}} |
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* One of the tag lines for Michael Moore's ''Sicko'' (a documentary about health care in the US and around the world) is "this may hurt a little". Promotional materials also use "get well soon!" |
* One of the tag lines for Michael Moore's ''Sicko'' (a documentary about health care in the US and around the world) is "this may hurt a little". Promotional materials also use "get well soon!" |
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* ''[[Bedazzled]]'' - the Devil offers Stanley seven wishes for his soul. Stanley has misgivings and asks "But if you took it out, wouldn't it hurt?" The Devil replies "It's a perfectly painless operation, and afterwards you won't feel a thing!" |
* ''[[Bedazzled]]'' - the Devil offers Stanley seven wishes for his soul. Stanley has misgivings and asks "But if you took it out, wouldn't it hurt?" The Devil replies "It's a perfectly painless operation, and afterwards you won't feel a thing!" |
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== [[Live Action TV]] == |
== [[Live Action TV]] == |
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* ''[[House (TV series)|House]]'' episode "The Itch". |
* ''[[House (TV series)|House]]'' episode "The Itch". |
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{{quote|'''Dr. Gregory House''': You won't feel a thing... Except this excruciating pain.}} |
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* ''[[One Tree Hill]]'' episode "I Just Died in Your Arms Tonight" |
* ''[[One Tree Hill]]'' episode "I Just Died in Your Arms Tonight" |
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{{quote|'''Doctor''': Don't worry, you won't feel a thing. |
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'''Dan Scott''': So tell me Doc, how many heart transplants have you done? |
'''Dan Scott''': So tell me Doc, how many heart transplants have you done? |
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'''Doctor''': [Takes electric saw from nurse and turns it on] }} |
'''Doctor''': [Takes electric saw from nurse and turns it on] }} |
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** Luckily for Dan, it turns out to be a nightmare. |
** Luckily for Dan, it turns out to be a nightmare. |
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* ''[[Star Trek: Enterprise]]'' episode "Similitude" |
* ''[[Star Trek: Enterprise]]'' episode "Similitude" |
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{{quote|'''Captain Archer''': Dr. Phlox is going to have to perform an operation. |
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'''Sim Trip at 8''': Will it hurt? |
'''Sim Trip at 8''': Will it hurt? |
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'''Dr. Phlox''': Not at all. You won't feel a thing. |
'''Dr. Phlox''': Not at all. You won't feel a thing. |
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'''Sim Trip at 8''': Doctors always say that. }} |
'''Sim Trip at 8''': Doctors always say that. }} |
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* ''[[Law and Order: Criminal Intent]]'' episode "Death Roe" |
* ''[[Law and Order: Criminal Intent]]'' episode "Death Roe" |
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{{quote|'''Beatrice Mailer''': This won't hurt a bit. [Holding her father's bleeding hand, she squeezes lemon juice onto an open knife cut as he silently flinches] Remember the first time you told me that?}} |
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* ''[[Mystery Science Theater 3000]]'' episode "Attack of the Giant Leeches" |
* ''[[Mystery Science Theater 3000]]'' episode "Attack of the Giant Leeches" |
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{{quote|'''Dr. Forrester''': Now this leech [snip] when applied to the neck or head area, will suck any desire to smoke out of Frank. |
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'''Frank''': [loudly protests] |
'''Frank''': [loudly protests] |
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'''Dr. Forrester''': But this won't hurt a bit. }} |
'''Dr. Forrester''': But this won't hurt a bit. }} |
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* ''[[Seinfeld]]'', "The Glasses", has a subversion: |
* ''[[Seinfeld]]'', "The Glasses", has a subversion: |
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{{quote|'''Elaine:''' It's not going to hurt a lot, is it? |
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'''Doctor:''' Yes, very much. }} |
'''Doctor:''' Yes, very much. }} |
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* A variant appears on ''[[The Wire]]'''s fourth-season premiere, where enforcer Chris Partlow prepares to execute a dealer in a vacant house. |
* A variant appears on ''[[The Wire]]'''s fourth-season premiere, where enforcer Chris Partlow prepares to execute a dealer in a vacant house. |
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{{quote|'''Chris''': Don't fret, boss. I've got you covered. Quick and clean, I promise."}} |
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* The ''[[Star Trek: The Original Series]]'' episode "The Deadly Years" has three examples while the Enterprise medical staff is trying to figure out why Chekov was not affected by the [[Rapid Aging]] effect that struck the rest of the landing party. |
* The ''[[Star Trek: The Original Series]]'' episode "The Deadly Years" has three examples while the Enterprise medical staff is trying to figure out why Chekov was not affected by the [[Rapid Aging]] effect that struck the rest of the landing party. |
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** Subverted when Dr. McCoy tells Nurse Chapel to prepare Ensign Chekov for another physical. She tells Chekov "This won't hurt...much." |
** Subverted when Dr. McCoy tells Nurse Chapel to prepare Ensign Chekov for another physical. She tells Chekov "This won't hurt...much." |
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** Later on Chekov complains about the multiple medical exams by repeating what he's been told during them. |
** Later on Chekov complains about the multiple medical exams by repeating what he's been told during them. |
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{{quote|Chekov: "Give us some more blood, Chekov. The needle won't hurt, Chekov."}} |
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** Dr. McCoy continues to test Chekov. |
** Dr. McCoy continues to test Chekov. |
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{{quote|'''McCoy:''' Now this isn't going to hurt a bit. |
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'''Chekov:''' That's what you said the last time. |
'''Chekov:''' That's what you said the last time. |
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'''McCoy:''' Did it hurt? |
'''McCoy:''' Did it hurt? |
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'''Chekov:''' Yes! }} |
'''Chekov:''' Yes! }} |
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* Averted in the 9th season of the Israeli sitcom ''[[Life Aint All|LifeAin’tAll]]'' opening episode, in which Orli has become a dental hygienist. Although she gets extremely good results, to the point her patients’ teeth [[Rule of Funny|shine a blinding light when they open their mouths]], she is seen explaining to one patient she has [[Oh Crap|absolutely no aversion towards her patients’ pain]]. |
* Averted in the 9th season of the Israeli sitcom ''[[Life Aint All|LifeAin’tAll]]'' opening episode, in which Orli has become a dental hygienist. Although she gets extremely good results, to the point her patients’ teeth [[Rule of Funny|shine a blinding light when they open their mouths]], she is seen explaining to one patient she has [[Oh Crap|absolutely no aversion towards her patients’ pain]]. |
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* ''[[Farscape]]'' "Coup by Clam". The crew of Moya are being examined by a doctor for [[Space Madness]]. |
* ''[[Farscape]]'' "Coup by Clam". The crew of Moya are being examined by a doctor for [[Space Madness]]. |
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{{quote|'''John:''' Hey look I know you guys lie and all, but th-this is not gonna hurt too bad is it? |
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'''Doctor:''' ''(cheerfully)'' Not a bit. |
'''Doctor:''' ''(cheerfully)'' Not a bit. |
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''(The doctor turns on his [[Mind Probe]], causing John's head to light up as he shrieks in agony)'' |
''(The doctor turns on his [[Mind Probe]], causing John's head to light up as he shrieks in agony)'' |
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'''D'Argo:''' ''(later)'' If you'd held your scream off one more microt I would have [[Side Bet|won the pool]]. }} |
'''D'Argo:''' ''(later)'' If you'd held your scream off one more microt I would have [[Side Bet|won the pool]]. }} |
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* ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]''. Spike to Buffy in their very first fight in "School Hard". Spike boasts that the last Slayer he killed begged for her life, but... |
* ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]''. Spike to Buffy in their very first fight in "School Hard". Spike boasts that the last Slayer he killed begged for her life, but... |
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{{quote|'''Spike:''' Tell you what; as a personal favor, from me to you, I'll make it quick. It won't hurt a bit. |
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'''Buffy:''' No, Spike. It's gonna hurt a lot. }} |
'''Buffy:''' No, Spike. It's gonna hurt a lot. }} |
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** A line cut from "Innocence" had Angelus saying, "It won't hurt a bit...[[Cold-Blooded Torture|after the first hour]]." |
** A line cut from "Innocence" had Angelus saying, "It won't hurt a bit...[[Cold-Blooded Torture|after the first hour]]." |
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* ''[[Angel]]''. A villain is about to forcibly remove Cordelia's eyes. |
* ''[[Angel]]''. A villain is about to forcibly remove Cordelia's eyes. |
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{{quote|“Now, be a good girl and hold still. This will only hurt a lot.” }} |
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== Toys == |
== Toys == |
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* From ''[[Bionicle]]'': |
* From ''[[Bionicle]]'': |
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{{quote|'''Brutaka''': But if you want people to believe you caught this dangerous criminal, [[Make It Look Like a Struggle|you will need to look like you've been in a fight]]. A light [[Tap on the Head|tap to your head]] would do the trick, perhaps. My colleague, Vezon, can handle it -- you won't feel a thing.<br /> |
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'''Vezon''': [[Axe Crazy|Ever Again]]. }} |
'''Vezon''': [[Axe Crazy|Ever Again]]. }} |
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== [[Western Animation]] == |
== [[Western Animation]] == |
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* The ''[[Batman Beyond]]'' episode "''Meltdown''": |
* The ''[[Batman Beyond]]'' episode "''Meltdown''": |
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{{quote|'''Mr. Freeze:''' You may feel some momentary discomfort.}} |
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* ''[[The Simpsons]]'' "The Springfield Files" |
* ''[[The Simpsons]]'' "The Springfield Files" |
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{{quote|'''Dr. Nick Riviera''': Don't worry. You won't feel a thing [exhibits a swirling mechanical device]...till I jam this down your throat!}} |
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* ''[[The Penguins of Madagascar]]:'', "Roger Dodger": |
* ''[[The Penguins of Madagascar]]:'', "Roger Dodger": |
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{{quote|'''Roger:''' A mind-switching machine. Is this gonna hurt? |
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'''Kowalski:''' Just a slight pinch, followed by the brief sensation of a thousand suns exploding in your skull. }} |
'''Kowalski:''' Just a slight pinch, followed by the brief sensation of a thousand suns exploding in your skull. }} |
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* ''[[Star Trek: The Animated Series]]'' episode "The Pirates of Orion" |
* ''[[Star Trek: The Animated Series]]'' episode "The Pirates of Orion" |
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{{quote|'''Dr. McCoy''': [about to give an injection] This won't hurt a bit, Spock. |
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'''Mr. Spock''': An unnecessary assurance, doctor, in addition to being untrue. |
'''Mr. Spock''': An unnecessary assurance, doctor, in addition to being untrue. |
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'''Dr. McCoy''': That's the last time I waste my bedside manner on a Vulcan. }} |
'''Dr. McCoy''': That's the last time I waste my bedside manner on a Vulcan. }} |
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* Subversion in ''[[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]'': |
* Subversion in ''[[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]'': |
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{{quote|'''Dennis:''' Don't worry, this'll only hurt a lot!}} |
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