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Line 11: == Season 1 Episodes == == Episode 1 == * Episode 1: [[Screw the Rules, I Have Money]]! {{quote\| '''Kaiba''': (''over the phone'') I kidnapped your grandpa, Yugi, and then I dueled him into submission. So could you get over here and call an ambulance for him? I have far too much money to be expected to do it myself.<br /> '''Yugi''': Wait, who is this? }} Line 67: * Episode 5: The "ad" at the beginning. {{quote\| '''Yami:''' Yu-Gi-Oh is sponsored by Yugios. They're [[Crunchtastic\|Yugilicious]]. Wait a minute, "Yugilicious?" Is that even a word?<br /> '''Yugi:''' [[Viewers ~~Are~~are Morons\|It lets the kids know that they're tasty!]]<br /> '''Yami:''' Yes, but "Yugilicious"? Are they supposed to taste like Yugi, or something?<br /> '''Yugi:''' Yami...<br /> Line 86: '''Yugi''': Just ask! Just say "Hey Yugi, could you stay a little longer?" Don't lob a freaking harpoon at me! Seriously. That's like the rudest <s>thing ever</s> [[Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping\|Fing Evah!]] }} And this. {{quote\| '''Henchman''': (''to Kaiba'') Don't move a muscle or we'll shoot you with our [[Family -Friendly Firearms\|invisible guns]].<br /> '''Kaiba''': (''jumps out window'') I'm too rich to die!<br /> '''Henchman''': (''looks out window'') [[No One Could Survive That\|There's no way he could have survived that fall]].<br /> Line 175: '''Joey:''' Touch me again, Tristan, and you're going home in a body bag. }} And then there's this quote... {{quote\| '''Yami:''' Bullying is just wrong. [[Family -Unfriendly Aesop\|Destroying people's brains with magical powers is A-OK!]]}} This troper would like to add the [[Shaft]] references to the list. Let's not forget that Episode 10 is [[The One With]] [[New Rules As the Plot Demands]]. Line 308: '''Mai''': You don't need to see their identification.<br /> '''Kemo''': I don't need to see your identification.<br /> '''Mai''': These are not the [[I Have Boobs - You Must Obey!\|breasts]] you're looking for.<br /> '''Kemo''': These are not the breasts I'm looking for.<br /> '''Mai''': Move along.<br /> Line 371: ** "It's like HP Lovecraft, only gay!" {{quote\| '''Tristan:''' My voice gives me kung-fu!}} * '''Guard''': (clanking sound is heard) "Did I hear something just now? [[~~Its~~It's Probably Nothing\|Nah, must have been the wind]]." (clanking sound gets louder) "Yeah, that's definitely the sound that wind makes." == Episode 19 == Line 487: == Episode 25 == * Episode 25: Yami's [[Cluster F -Bomb]]. To wit: {{quote\| '''Yugi''': Okay, Pharaoh, you can thank me later. And remember, no hickeys! (switches to Yami)<br /> '''Yami''': Huh? '''''YUGI, YOU LITTLE (BEEP)! YOU SON OF A F(BEEP)ING (BEEP) (BEEP BEEP BEEP)! I'M GOING TO TEAR OFF YOUR (BEEP) AND SHOVE THEM RIGHT UP YOUR (BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP) AND THEN (BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP) ON YOUR (BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP) WITH (BEEPBEEPBEEP) IN THE (BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP) AND (BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP) YOUR (BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP) SO THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO (BEEP) SIDEWAYS! (BEEP)''''' (He finally notices Tea staring at him.) Hm? Hi there. }} Line 833: {{quote\| '''Gozaburo''': Horses can't be knights. That's just silly. ...''chess is stupid!''}} ** Yami Yugi finishing Ganzly with [[Robot Unicorn Attack]], all set to the music from the Flash game. {{quote\| '''Yami Yugi''': [[Ridiculously Cute Critter\|Kuriboh!]] [[Calling Your Attacks\|Activate]] [[Super Mode\|Super]] [[Super Deformed\|Chibi]] [[Kawaisa\|Kawaii]] [[Memetic Mutation\|Desu]] [[Moe]] [[Super Mode\|Mode]]! * Kuriboh makes a rainbow, [[Theme Music Power -Up\|cue theme music]]* And now I activate '''[[Robot Unicorn Attack]]! [[Cool Horse\|Go mighty unicorn!]] [[Horseback Heroism\|Cross the rainbow bridge and attack his lifepoints directly!]]'''}} * Gansley: Ohhh, it's a full rainbow! Oh my God; [[Memetic Mutation\|it's a]] ''[[Memetic Mutation\|double rainbow]]'' [[Memetic Mutation\|all the way!]] [[Mundane Made Awesome\|So intense!]] Aaaaagggghhhhh! Mokuba, about a deadpan-faced Kaiba..."And you look slightly happier than usual!" Line 887: * [[Berserk Button\|OH, IT IS ON IN A MANNER SIMILAR TO THAT OF]] ''[[Donkey Kong\|DONKEY KONG]]''! Yugi gets a lot of nice lines in this one: {{quote\| '''Yugi:''' [[Who Writes This Crap?\|We have WRITERS!?]]<br /> '''Yugi:''' The door just bitch-slapped me!<br /> '''Yugi:''' (repeatedly, over and over again, [[Funny Background Event\|even in the background]], despite all previous evidence to the contrary) [Téa]'s ''NEVER'' played Duel Monsters! }} Line 937: == Episode 51 == * Episode 51, they defeat Robot Nesbit with a [[Logic Bomb]]; specifically, [[Take That\|showing him a picture of the new]] [[Yu-Gi-Oh Ze Xal\|Yugioh protagonist]]. The theme music battle between Robot Nesbit and Duke, as well as Serenity's theme music being the ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (Animation)\|My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]'' intro music. Serenity's attempt at a [[Logic Bomb]] {{quote\| '''Serenity:''' What came first, the chicken or the egg?<br /> Line 1,006: '''Robokaiba''': {{smallcaps\|Rebooting... }}<br /> '''Noah''': Here we go.<br /> '''Robokaiba''': {{smallcaps\|[[Hello, Insert Name Here\|Hello, insert name of sibling]].}}<br /> '''Mokuba''': He remembers my name! }} ** Friendship Pile Driver! :D Line 1,070: '''Nesbitt:''' Robots have no need for clothes.<br /> '''Naruto:''' [[Logic Bomb\|SO WHY AREN'T YOU NAKED?]]<br /> '''Lecter:''' (on [[~~Fan Fiction Dot Net\|~~Fanfiction.net]]) Oh Sweet Lawd of the [[Accent Adaptation\|South]], [[Even Evil Has Standards\|I don't know what's worse]]: the [[Grammar Nazi\|grammar]], the [[IKEA Erotica\|porn]], or all the [[Eagle Land\|un-American]] [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking\|Jap-an-i-ma-nay]]. Huh, I wonder [[What Happened to The Mouse?\|what happened to Krump...]]\|'''Krump:''' (on [[Image Board\|4chan]] with numerous penguin pictures) [[~~Everythings~~Everything's Better With Penguins\|PENGUINS PENGUINS PENGUINS]] [[Sanity Slippage\|PENGUINS PENGUINS PENGUINS]] [[Madness Mantra\|PENGUINS PENGUINS PENGUINS]] [[Tethercat Principle\|PENGUINS...]]}} * Kaiba learning that Noah was run over... {{spoiler\|by Serenity.}} {{quote\| '''Kaiba:''' Did I just watch a snuff film?}} Line 1,088: '''Tea''': Wait, I didn't hear my name.<br /> '''Evil Tristan''': Yeah, uh, you're free to go.<br /> '''Tea''': [[Aren't You Going to Ravish Me?\|Why don't any of you want my body?]]<br /> '''Yugi''': I want your body.<br /> '''Tea''': Why doesn't anyone want my body?!<br /> '''Evil Tristan''': Well, nobody really wants Crump's sloppy seconds. Not even Crump. }} * Tea trying to persuade Kaiba into going good...[[I Have Boobs - You Must Obey!\|with her boobs]]. {{quote\| '''Tea''': Also we have THESE!<br /> '''Kaiba''': (''[[Adorkable\|With adorably uncharacteristic awkwardness]]'') Umm...th-those are very nice...but I'm not interested. I'm going after Noah. On my own terms.<br /> Line 1,132: '''Joey:''' Heh, what a n00b!<br /> '''Kaiba:''' hrrrmpf }} * When Noah displays an [[Off -Model]] [[Slasher Smile]]. {{quote\| '''Kaiba:''' [[Red Letter Media\|Oh God, what's wrong with his face?]] Are you guys seeing this? What the hell is wrong with his face?<br /> '''Joey:''' Has an [[Off -Model]] face I fail to see the problem.<br /> '''Kaiba:''' What the hell's wrong with everybody's face?! }} * Kaiba's halloween costume Line 1,196: '''Ushio:''' ''falls'' UAHHHHHHHHH! }} ** "Ushio! Baby! How's it hanging! Get it? 'cause you're gonna die!" * Yugi's utter astonishment at [[Big Ol' Eyebrows\|how enormous Ushio's eyebrows are...]] {{quote\| '''Yugi''': ''(In thought)'' God, those eyebrows are ''huge!'' I can't stop staring at them! It's like if Martin Scorcese and Jennifer Connolly had a baby! Aaand now I'm picturing Martin Scorcese having sex with Jennifer Connolly... Why do I keep doing that?<br /> '''Ushio''': Is something wrong?<br /> Line 1,244: '''Yusei:''' [[Deadpan Snarker\|Wonderful!]] }} ** Jaden's pre-battle cry: {{quote\| Flashing his Yubel-granted [[Heterochromia]] "Aw, [[Rozen Maiden\|desu]] [[Memetic Mutation\|desu]], [[This Is for Emphasis, Bitch\|bitches!]]"}} ** As always Jack Atlas is pure shouty comic gold {{quote\| '''Yusei''': (Looking at a picture and seeing Paradox) Wait, I found him!<br /> Line 1,260: '''Yami''': No Yusei, you can be mine.<br /> '''romantic music; cue eyesex'''<br /> '''Yusei''': [[Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?\|No Homo, right?]]<br /> '''Yami''': [[Rule of Three\|ALL OF THE HOMO!]] }} ** * The time when Yugi explains about the [[Never Say Die\|Shadow Realm]] to Yusei and Jaden and doesn't take it well: Line 1,269: '''Yugi''': So wait... Is {{spoiler\|my grandpa}}... really dead?<br /> '''Jaden''': 'Fraid so, brosef.<br /> '''Yugi''': [[What Do You Mean ~~Its~~It's Not for Kids?\|I thought this was supposed to be a kid's movie!]] }} * Yugi just wants his Oscar now, thank you very much. * Also, [[Team Four Star]], you may have [[Kyle Hebert]]...[[Mundane Made Awesome\|so what, we have Juicy Flannigan!]] Line 1,321: '''Yugi''': Well that answers pretty much every question I had. }} * Yugi decides to join Jaden and Yusei on their quest to defeat Paradox. {{quote\| '''Jaden''': Aw yeah! Looks like we chillin' with the King Of Games [[This Is for Emphasis, Bitch\|biotches]]! This shit be ballin'!<br /> '''Yugi''': ...[[Flat What\|What]]?<br /> '''Yusei''': He said he's happy to have you on board.<br /> Line 1,346: * Jaden and Yusei search the Internet. {{quote\| '''Jaden''': Oh my God!<br /> '''Yusei''': [[Head -Tiltingly Kinky\|Is that woman doing what I think she's doing?]]<br /> '''Jaden''': I forgot I bookmarked 2 Dark Magician Girls, 1 Pot of Greed. }} * Jack telling Yusei to summon his junk warrior on Paradox. Line 1,532: '''Dartz:''' Now, reach out and gwab his d{{spoiler\|?}}ck.<br /> '''Rafael:''' [[Oh Crap\|Oh, no]].<br /> '''Dartz:''' And [[Does This Remind You of Anything?\|pull it towards you]].<br /> '''Rafael:''' Oh, this can‘t be happening.<br /> '''Dartz:''' Then I want you to cut his d{{spoiler\|?}}ck into three pieces!<br /> Line 1,708: * And after he wins, Mokuba [[Breaking the Fourth Wall\|calls out to the audience]]: {{quote\| '''Mokuba:''' Can you feel ze Schadenfreude?}} [[The Power of Friendship\|Tea]] is replaced by the Administrator, so when she's talking about friendship we get a hilarious [[Out -of -Character Moment]]: {{quote\| '''Tea:''' You have failed me... ''with your friendships!''}} * Then, a few seconds later: Line 1,723: {{quote\| '''Yusei:''' One night we were set to preform in front of the entire world, but then, we experienced some... technical difficulties...<br /> ''([[Flash Back\|Two Years Ago, A Cityscape is seen]])'' <br /> '''Yusei:''' [[Is This Thing On?\|Okay! Mic Check!]] Testing, testing, one two three! Jack, you wanna check your mic?<br /> '''Jack Atlas''': [[No Indoor Voice\|OKAY!]] TESTING TESTING ONE TWO ''(Massive [[Pillar of Light\|Pillar Of Light]] destroys city)'' [[Stuff Blowing Up\|THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]] ''([[Pillar of Light]] is now shooting off into space)''<br /> ''(Present Day)''<br /> Line 1,787: Tristan keeps exploding. [[Stuff Blowing Up\|Literally]]. Kaiba being the [[Only Sane Man]]. Until it turns out {{spoiler\|he's an alien.}} * At which point Yami [[Screw This, I'm Outta Here\|gives him the most casual mind crush ever.]] {{reflist}}

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