Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series/WMG: Difference between revisions

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== By way of the Actor rule, everybody in the universe is Little Kuriboh ==

* An alternate route between LK and Megumi Hayashibara is LK -> Mokuba -> Tara Jayne -> Ash's Bulbasaur -> Megumi.

* Instrumentality is everyone except Shinji, Asuka and maybe everyone who doesn't want to be.

 

He's able to find so many people named "Steve" because he traded half of his lifespan for the shinigami eyes. Of course, its utility is limited, since he doesn't want to ''kill'' you, just ''destroy'' you a little bit.

* Alternatively, he makes his henchmen change their name to Steve.

== The ocean really ''can'' talk. ==

Mako is in a homosexual relationship with Hapi, the god of the Nile. He wants to marry Hapi so he, too, can [[A God Am I|be a god.]]

** Talking part is confirmed, but the relationship seems heterosexual. To the extent a relationship with a large body of water can be, one supposes.

*** Mako did, in fact, refer to the ocean as "she" and "ex-wife."

* Alternately, Mako is in a heterosexual relationship with Steve, goddess of the ocean. Remember that in one of the Evil Councils of Doom, Pegasus says he knows a few girls named Steve, and he lives on the island where we first see Mako.

 

Well, it's got a [[Stealth Pun|cult]] following, but is desperate for ratings. The [[Yaoi Fangirl|Yaoi Fangirls]] are probably the only thing keeping it afloat as it is.

* Well, Episode 37 seems to confirm this when Zorc destroyed the studio audience. Bakura, after the attack, states: "God, we are ''so'' canceled".

== Marik's middle name (Sebastian) is a [[Chekhov's Gun]] ==

In the same way that the Millenium Rod only works on people with Steve in their name, his middle name will make him vulnerable to something. Alternatively, maybe the Millennium Rod only works for people with Sebastian in their name.

* The real series has Yami Marik wanting the Rod to show him a vision it showed other characters, but it refused to. Maybe when Abridged gets to that part...

 

* Wasn't that confirmed? Aside from [[Word of God]] IIRC, he had that phone call where Croquet is refusing to get back together with his ex?

* It could be that he turned straight and was no longer interested in his ex.

 

== Kemo and [[Final Fantasy X|Wakka]] are related ==

* Kemo (ATTENTION DUELISTS guy) tells Tristan "My hair is your father". Given that their hair is very similar (one points up, the other points forward), this is at least somewhat plausible. Which leads me to my next WMG...

 

** And in regard to the previous WMG, the hair reproduced, infecting Tristan. Why he refers to the commanding entity as his voice rather than his hair may be explained by his Ditz status.

*** also in one of the abridged movies, the one without Anubis, he is searching for his hair and working for Kaiba, for reasons he isn't sure about

* Don't overly worry about that. At the rate LK has been progressing through the story the past couple of years, he's on pace to finish sometime in 2023 or so.

 

Don't question me, it will happen.

 

 

== 4kids' plan will fail ==

** Or alternately, near the end of their adventure on defeating the others, they than discovered they caused the third season to happened by trying to defeat the others, [[Logic Bomb|causing their heads]] [[Your Head Asplode|to go boom]] [[Cloudcuckoolander|bleeding out unicorns, rainbows, lollipops, Hulk Hogan, Bearded Idiot, and Crazy Steve!]]

 

* And they're owned by [[Doctor Who|the Weeping Angels.]]

 

** That wasn't in the abridged series, and even if it was, as Tea would (Most likely) say, "The power of friendship is strong enough to overcome the 'Invisible Objects' rule!"

*** "Now that I have said it, it must be canon!"

 

== Yami Bakura is the real hero of the show and Marik is his [[Love Interest]]. ==

* Don't forget Yugi had a feeling that he was needed for something important, it was Tea that kept him from finding out what it was.

* Nah, Marik is Yami Bakura's Hate Interest.

** But he does have some [[Ho Yay]] with Yugi. And during the duel with 'Ghost Kaiba' he said "If you're a ghost then I'm straight!" Turns out it wasn't a ghost but a gay clown, so yeah..

** If the abridged movie proves anything, he seems to be unsuprised and fairly happy about joey's surprise buttsex move at the end of the movie. Also, it's pretty much implied that they have done it (more than once):

** More recent non-episodic videos seem to be turning him into a Depraved Bisexual

* '''Tea''': Straight, and very horny.

** What, really? After his wet dreams about Kaiba, and his romantic scene with Yugi?

** Oh please,everyone's had a sex dreams with Kaiba.

** True, but he definitely likes Mai's breasts, so he's probably a bisexual furry.

** I guess after episode 50, his bisexuality is canonically confirmed.

* '''Tristan''': Probably straight, at least for Serenity, but there ''is'' that obvious [[Ho Yay]] with Duke Devlin (and earlier, Joey).

* '''Seto Kaiba''': [[Cargo Ship|Card Game-sexual]]

** Well, he does get a boner from seeing the Egyptian God cards...

*** I saw that as just Kaiba screwing with Yugi's mind, [[Foe Yay|along with]] [[Slash Fic|the fanbase.]]

*** Episode 54 indicates that he finds Tea's breasts "nice", but could be in a non-sexual way (specially since he's not particularly interested anyway).

* '''Serenity''': Straight.

* '''Mako''': Hydrosexual.

** He is barely into his teens, I really don't think its even crossed his mind.

** Most likely bi as he does show interest on Kaiba. But then again, he might just be faking it for no <s>conceivable reason</s> because he's Pegasus.

*** Word of God said he's straight, and he was coming on to Kaiba just to creep him out. Mainly because its funny. I personally agree with him there. As for dreaming about [[Priscilla Queen of the Desert]], hey, lots of straight men like that movie - its funny.

*** Marik, is that you?

*** Melvin seems ambiguous, since he has only tried to hug males, but does seem pretty confident calling Marik gay.

** It doesn't even have to move...

** Yeah, it was able to reproduce to create Tristan, so...

** Since it's an alien parasite (see entry above somewhere) It might reproduce itself asexually, like a starfish

** I don't know, [http://www.animecubed.com/yugioh/cards1/SYE-024-1.jpg from the side BLS is built rather like Mai, unless those are truly absurd pecs].

*** Black Buster Soldier [[Samus Is a Girl|is female.]]

 

== "Tell my fangirls I love them" at the end of episode 46 is more than just a funny line. ==

Look at Florence's smirk when he says that. He ''clearly'' has some ace up his sleeve. Most likely {{spoiler|the fangirls will be the one reason that Yugioh Abridged can't be canceled outright, for fear of backlash. That's why 4kids needs to finish off all the characters, so that they can have an excuse for canceling the show in that all the actors are dead.}}

 

== The recent music videos and random stuff LK's been doing lately is stealth cannon, as filler! ==

** That doesn't make it any less canon, especially with the recent reveal of Kiaba being a robot. ;)

 

* {{spoiler|human...}}

 

He certainly seems to have no problem with making jokes about EVERY SHIPPING EVER, although some ships are mentioned more than others... such as the running "creepy sex dreams gag" from Season One (apparently Joey is very territorial about the subject of his creepy sex dreams), with the theme repeated in Season Two where Joey apparently gets rather pissed off about even the ''suggestion'' of Mai sleeping with Kaiba.

* that wasn't Mai he got angry at, he was angry at Yugi during Yugi's existential crisis.

 

== Guesses about the Doma Arc ==

* They use the Seal of Orichalcos to replace the main characters and employees that fail are "fired" immediately. Commentary on why they wager souls in a children's card game. Again.

* Valon probably says something like "Screw the rules I have fists!" in his battles. Joey will enjoy his battle with Valon because they decide to just punch each other.

"I can live with that!" * They start punching each other like a street fight* }}

** How would that be any different to the actual fight in the main show?

* Valon and Joey's fight will be decided by who has the silliest and most inappropriate accent.

* Dartz is a fanatic, or [[Moral Guardians|someone who supports the 4Kids censoring]] so his child could watch the show, [[The Dark Side Will Make You Forget|but...]].

* Yami plays Seal of Orichalcos to prove he can be a better villain and more successful because he is main character (and prove that Yu-Gi-Oh villains can be straight?). His lesson is that [[Pride Before a Fall|main characters can actually lose]]. Everybody's reactions should be interesting.

* Commentary on why [[Mr. Exposition|Dark Magician Girl]] is more important in this arc than Dark Magician. The explanation is [[Ms. Fanservice|obvious]].

* Commentary on how they choose the most interesting battlefields to fight (on a plane? on a train?).

* Dartz's soul wall could have some interesting people.

** Dartz is officially a loser and so are his mooks, so they most likely wont show up in the abridged series

** The characters are really gonna try and use that? Looking like they do?

* Legend of Heart will not transform the Legendary Dragons into knights. Instead, it will summon a far more powerful forrce than they - Ma-Ti.

** {{spoiler|And Dartz will summon [[Oh Crap|Mal]][[Complete Monster|a]][[Suburban Knights|chite.]] }}

* Rebecca will have aged 8 years while none of the main characters have aged at all (due to the evil influence of her Teddy), which explains why her voice has changed (so [[Little Kuriboh]] can now do the voice) and why she keeps trying to shuffle Yugi's deck.

Yugi will, of course, not notice the difference. The new minds will remain in those bodies for the remainder of the series.

** [[Jossed]] as of Episode 50. Teá just sucks at card games in this continuity.

** May not be jossed. Both Yugi and Joey still have one more fight together against the Big 5.

 

== Bakura will break up with Marik after his [[Heel Face Turn]]. ==

And that's why he's together with Zorc in season 5.

 

== Yami Bakura and Melvin are brothers. ==

 

== What happened to Marik and Florence after losing to Melvin? ==

They got sent to the shadow realm, where Marik now does a [http://www.youtube.com/user/ObeyMyRod let's play] of [[Vampire Bloodlines|Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines.]]

 

...and take on Nesbitt all by herself [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|AND WIN]] without Tristan and Duke to help her. Especially when you consider that at the start of <s>Season 3</s> 4Kids' takeover and attempted cancellation of the show, she was worried about her relevance to the series...she's going to stand up for herself and declare that SHE! IS! RELEVANT!

* [[Jossed]]. Duke won by showing him a picture of [[Yu-Gi-Oh Ze Xal|Yuma]]

== Rebecca's teddy bear is the REAL [[Big Bad|B]][[The Chessmaster|i]][[Magnificent Bastard|g]] [[Complete Monster|B]][[Chaotic Evil|a]][[Enemy to All Living Things|d]] ==

Rebecca says that she ''hear voices in her head'' that voices are from his teddy bear [[Most Common Supwerpower|mind-control powers]], he make her fight a duel against Yugi to be able to watch how powerful was the one that defeated Pegasus. Even more, he KNOW that yugi would won, even more, he PLANNED Yugi voctory, but hasn't planned that he could go from the duel unharmed. He also is Bakura and Zorc's boss. Bakura's mission is obtain the millenium artifacts in order to obtain a new body and conquer the world and time. He own's 75% of ''ALL'' companies in the world, includin Four Kids.

* He has planned EVERY one of the series events or expected, succesfully, to see them by made without his help. He even make Kaiba fire his parents and make him think that he did that without his help!

* The only thin that he hasn't planned is [[Death Seeker|Gramp's]] unabbility to die.

== The Season 3 finale battle between Melvin and Yami ==

It will involve Melvin trying to destroy the abridged series with a Shadow Game. While in the canon it causes the victim's bodies to dissolve, in this battle it causes the victim's abridged personalities to dissolve-when Yami loses lifepoints, he becomes less of a Jerkass, and more like he is [[The Power of Friendship|in the 4Kids dub.]] This is Melvin's ultimate back-up plan: once winning the children's card game, he will take Yami and the God Card's powers and "take the abridged out of Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged Series!" This means that the abridged series will be reduced to the dub, effectively destroying it. And everyone, [[Even Evil Has Standards|even Kaiba]] will believe such destruction of their personalities would be crossing the [[Moral Event Horizon]]. Melvin will show that he remains a [[Complete Monster]] in any continuity by laughing and mocking that they're reduced to their censored dub counterparts.

 

== Future gags, themes and plot twists ==

 

== Marik is the true [[Big Bad]] ==

And all of that UST with Yami Bakura? He was just playing to the audience, in a (very successful) attempt to get the [[Yaoi Fangirl|yaoi fangirls]] on his side.

* [[Draco in Leather Pants|That puts his "Leather Pants" song in a new perspective.]] He needs the power of the pants, because [[Complete Monster|his true nature]] won't be glossed over. Even if he [[Evil Is Sexy|is the hottest monster there is.]] The [[Ho Yay]], however, is not a lie.

 

== The Abridged Series is a [[Show Within a Show]]. ==

 

== Tea will take control of Tristan's body ==

* Continuing from there, the outer fouth wall will be broken, and someone will explain that Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series wasn't actually canceled and that the Big 5 and Noah arent actually 4Kids.

 

There are seven major characters that have their souls taken on-screen before the duel with Dartz: Yugi, Joey, Rex, Weevil, Valon, Alister, and Raphael. The souls summon a giant snake-like dragon. Do the math.

 

== Future Character Depictions ==

* Sigfried- A relative of Hans and Gruber.

* Bobasa- '''[[Dragon Ball Abridged|POPO!!]]'''

 

== Duel Disk Systems are in fact early prototypes of Pip-Boys ==

 

== The Final Episode ==

 

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