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Contrast [[Hopeless Boss Fight]], which relates to boss battles you cannot win for the sake of the plot.
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== [[Action]] ==
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* ''Cannon Fodder 2'' features what may be one of the earliest examples; after blasting your way through dozens of nigh-on-impossible battles, your last mission is to assassinate a general. Your squad appears on a tiny map, positioned practically right next to him. He's unarmed. You're not. Bang.
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** According to Stoo Campbell's Web site, this was meant to represent a firing squad.
=== [[Action]] ===
* When you encounter Mysterio in a store in ''[[Spider-Man (Comic Book)|Spider-Man]] 2'', the intense battle music begins, his life bar, which is much, much bigger than any of the games other boss', appears on-screen, and it appears that you're in for one hell of a fight... until you realize that his only "attack" is yelling increasingly desperate (and ultimately, ineffectual) threats at you, and that his whole life bar is completely drained with a single punch. It's obviously a joke, and fits with the character's status as a [[Master of Illusion]]. View the epic battle [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM2S4EGzR5A here.]
* ''Cannon Fodder 2'' features what may be one of the earliest examples;: after blasting your way through dozens of nigh-on-impossible battles, your last mission is to assassinate a general. Your squad appears on a tiny map, positioned practically right next to him. He's unarmed. You're not. ''Bang.'' According to Stoo Campbell's Web site, this was meant to represent a firing squad.
** It also embodies his [[Villain Decay]], since when he first popped up he was attacking the city with robot drones and attempting to steal the Statue of Liberty, but when you run into him for the final battle he's holding up a convenience store.
* When you encounter Mysterio in a store in ''[[Spider-Man (Comic Book)|Spider-Man2]] 2'', the intense battle music begins, as his life bar, - which is much, much bigger than any of the gamesgame's other boss',bosses - appears on-screen, and it appears that you're in for one hell of a fight... until you realize that his only "attack" is yelling increasingly desperate (and ultimately, ineffectual) threats at you,. and that hisHis whole life bar is completely drained with a single punch., It'swhich obviouslyis a cruel joke (at his expense, andanyway) that fits with the character's status as a [[Master of Illusion]]. View the epic battle [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM2S4EGzR5A here.]
** It getsalso funnier.embodies Turnshis out[[Villain thatDecay]], since when he first popped up he was attacking the city with robot drones and attempting to steal the Statue of Liberty, but when you run into him for the final battle he's holding up a convenience store. You can actually ignore Mysterio and then ''calmly walk past him out of the store and then walk down the street''. The whole time you do this, you can herehear Mysterio in the background yelling at you, making threats and trying to make it seem like he scared you off. Walk back into the store to clock him in the face and see how quickly you can crush any remaining self esteem Mysterio might have.
* ''[[Contra|]]'' series game ''Operation C]]'' ends its final stage with a combat cyborg, followed by a hallway with a trio of timed deathraps, leading up to... an alien cell in a giant jar. You can still die, there's a bottomless pit in front of you, but the cell itself has no form of defense.
* ''[[Gungrave]]'',: after beating the last boss you are left only with the game's [[Big Bad]]... who just stands there and lets you shoot him. It'd be a cutscene[[Cutscene bossBoss]], except the game does force you to press xX to kill him, and- if you refuse to press anything then, you just stand there with your gun trained on him forever.
* In ''Bloody Wolf'', there is a boss who only fights with a knife. The first time you fight him, you are also restricted to using your knife for non-specified reasons, making him a possible threat. The second time, you can use your gun, which kills him with one hit.
 
=== [[Action Adventure]] ===
* The final bosses in ''[[Legacy of Kain]]: Soul Reaver 2'' would normally be pretty challenging, if not for the bit where you're, y'know, impossible to kill...
* ''[[Metroid: Other M]]'' has {{spoiler|MB}}, the cybernetic reincarnation of {{spoiler|Mother Brain}}, which is incredibly easy to beat despite being built up to be quite threatening. Some players kill her ''by accident''.
** That said, some ''other'' players won't notice her at all and be slowly hacked to death by the {{spoiler|at-this-point-invincible [[Demonic Spiders|Desbrachians]]}} that you are desperately fending off.
* Near the end of ''[[Star Fox Adventures]]'', you finally face off one-on-one against [[Big Bad]] General Scales. As soon as you draw your weapon, the battle gets interrupted by a cutscene where Scales is unceremoniously offed and the game is [[Hijacked by Ganon|Hijacked by Andross]] for the finale.
* {{spoiler|Zeke}} in the Evil ending of ''[[Infamous (video game series)|In Famous2]] 2''. It's justified as he understands that he stands no chance against Cole, but believes that he still has to try to {{spoiler|prevent Cole from destroying the RFI and killing all non-[[Differently-Powered Individual|Conduits]].}} It's more of a [[Last Stand]] than anything.
* ''[[James Bond]] 007'' for the Game Boy has this. One mid-game boss is a big, burly man that the game has hyped up as being a major threat. However, he's actually a wimp; he gives up after one hit from any weapon and starts ''crying''.
* Madame Clairvoya from ''[[Luigi's Mansion]]''. While she is considered a Portrait Ghost, she's no threat to Luigi: after he brings her Mario's hat, shoe, glove, letter, and star, she surrenders, feeling [[Phantom Zone|her portrait]] is safer with Bowser potentially loose. Downplayed a little, as using the Poltergust on her might create a Poison Mushroom (a problem with all Portrait Ghosts), but the only danger there is that it might prevent you from getting Clairvoya's Gold Frame.
 
=== [[Beat'Em Up]] ===
* The so-called "final boss" in ''The [[Incredible Hulk]]'' for the Super NES is the Leader, one of the Hulk's deadliest foes in the comics, thanks to his tremendous intellect... but in the game, all he does is stand in one place and laugh, and one punch is enough to defeat him, sending him tumbling down a [[Bottomless Pit]]. You have to uppercut him, though,; he laughs at standing punches for some reason. See it [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNUNLh2YF9Q here].
** See it [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNUNLh2YF9Q here].
* Having slashed your way through Bangler's entire military in ''[[The Ninja Warriors]]'', you corner Bangler himself in a dead end in the capitol building. He cowers, hyperventilating, against the wall, and takes a single unopposed slash to kill. However, you ''do'' have to walk across the entire width of the screen to do this, as for some reason he's completely immune to your shurikens.
** If you take too long to kill him, he ''will'' take out a gun to shoot you. But you have to be ''trying'' in order for him to do so.
* Obscure [[ZX Spectrum]] game ''Oriental Hero'' is so impossibly difficult that the only way to even reach the final boss is cheating. The final boss himself on the other hand… well, [https://web.archive.org/web/20140122003238/http://www.blisteredthumbs.net/2011/01/terrible-old-games-oriental-hero/ look for yourself].
* In Marvel Comics, Mr. Sinister is one of the nastiest, most evil, most brutal foes the [[X-Men]] have ever faced. Not the case, however, in the ''[[Deadpool]]'' video game, where he's the [[Final Boss]]. To be blunt, you can defeat him simply by spamming one attack, and he's beaten in a way more appropriate for a ''[[Looney Tunes]]'' short, smashed by a huge piece of machinery dropped from above. The anti-hero protagonist even expresses doubts after doing so that [[Actually a Doombot |this was the real Mr. Sinister at all.]].
* Lester Buchinsky, aka the Electrocutioner, from ''[[Batman: Arkham Origins]]''. Yeah, he looks big, tough, and mean with his [[Powered Armor]] and electrified gauntlets, and the game seems to be setting you up for a brutal slugfest with this guy... but then the fight starts and Batman floors him with one punch. He even later tells Alfred how easy that was.
 
=== [[Fighting Game]] ===
* The Shainto clan in ''Bushido Blade 2'' face an [[SNK Boss|insanely difficult]] boss battle, but after this enemy is finally killed, the player learns that he was merely [[The Dragon]] and the true leader of the Narukagami is... an unarmed young woman kneeling in the next room. She patiently awaits her death, but the player can choose to spare her if so inclined.
 
=== [[First-Person Shooter]] ===
* In ''[[First Encounter Assault Recon|FEAR]]'', you spend the entire game trying to find Paxton Fettel. You eventually come across him kneeling in a small cell. He starts babbling madly, but one pistol shot to the head takes care of him and his psychically-controlled clone soldiers.
* Bungie's sci-fi FPS ''[[Marathon Trilogy|Marathon]]'' has you fighting through an entire alien army to find and kill the alien general. But when you find him he turns out to be a deskbound pushover, with no weapons and no attacks.
* Near the end of ''[[No One Lives Forever]]'', the player finally comes face to face with Baroness Dumas (basically the Big Bad, though there is another Boss Battle after her). She has no weapon, doesn't move, and is defeated with a couple of shots from the pistol. Of course at the this point she begins to explode (um... don't ask), leading onto the real point of the level which begins with you encountering her, which is to get everyone away from the area before she blows up.
* ''[[Borderlands 2]]'':
** Face McShooty is a lunatic that you encounter in Thousand Cuts who is screaming hysterically for someone to shoot him in the face, and completing the quest "Shoot This Guy in the Face" requires you to do just that. In fact, doing so gives you the Achievement "Well That Was Easy".
** One with more importance to the plot is [[Mad Science|Professor Nakayama]] from the DLC "Sir Hammerlock's Big Game Hunt". A [[Dirty Coward]] and [[Nervous Wreck]] with serious self-esteem issues, he's had nothing but bad luck since his boss Handsome Jack's death. After you fight your way past his biological creations (including the giant, muscular brute Jackenstein, pretty much the actual boss of this mission) he comes out to face you, and you don't even have to fire one shot. In the middle of his villainous rant, he slips on some stairs and falls down them, [[Undignified Death|breaking his neck]].
 
=== [[Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game|MMORPG]] ===
* In the "[[Wham! Episode|While Guthix Sleeps]]" quest in ''[[RuneScape]]'', Lucian summons two [[Eldritch Abomination|Tormented Demons]] to try to kill you. You touched the Stone of Jas before that, [[God Mode|which bumped up all your stats to level 255]] temporarily. (The standard maximum is 99, and you can only get about 30 additional levels with potions in comparison). Oh, you also regenerate any lost health during the battle, so if you wanted to [[Cherry Tapping|you could remove all your armor and punch the tormented demons to death when it isthey're not using Protect from Melee]].
* ''[[City of Heroes]]'' has Sally, the Giant Monster swimming in Lake Salamanca. Tag her with one attack -- [[Cherry Tapping|any attack]]—and -- and she submerges. (And you get a [[Bragging Rights Reward|badge]].)
* In the Afterlands storyline in ''[[MapleStory]]'', {{spoiler|clicking on the Thinker statue next to a bench in the Land of Contemplation}} will transport the player to the [[Big Bad| Black Mage's]] throne room, where he is confronted by the Yellow Mage (who looks exactly like the Black Mage, except he's not black, he's yellow). He's sort of scary and intimidating, but seems to have no attacks at all and can be defeated with two hits at most, granting the player part of the [[Dismantled MacGuffin]] he's looking for. Indeed, the true challenge here is {{spoiler| realizing the significance of the statue and bench.}}
 
=== [[Platform Game]] ===
* After you fight the Vizier's magical duplicates in ''[[Prince of Persia]]: The Sands of Time'', the actual Vizier takes only <s>one</s> two hits to defeat. One to knock him out a window, then one to finish him after he somehow gets back up and ineffectually threatens you and Farah.
* Dracula's final form in ''[[I Wanna Be the Guy]].''. {{spoiler|It's a [[Kirby|Waddle Doo]] incapable of doing any damage, in a game where just about ''everything'' [[Everything Trying to Kill You|does damage]] to your [[One-Hit-Point Wonder]].}}
* In ''[[You Have to Burn The Rope]]'', the protagonist has unlimited health, and the only boss takes just one hit ([[Benevolent Architecture|from a chandelier]]) before dying.
* Adahan, the boss of [[Lethal Lava Land|Planet Scorch]] in ''[[Ristar]]'', spends most of the fight at roughly the ideal difficulty. After you've landed the penultimate blow, however, the [[Powered Armour|robot mole]] explodes, and you see it'sits damaged remains fall from up high... Followedfollowed by the pilot, who now tries to continue the fight despite being completely harmless without his armoured suit. He starts crying the next time you hit him.
* A rare non-[[Anticlimax Boss]] example is Bob the Goldfish from the first ''[[Earthworm Jim (video game)|Earthworm Jim]]''. You reach him at the end of a gruelling tube maze and an insane bathysphere race against time. Heto floatsfind him floating in his bowl, sneering at you. Any attack, or just touching him,contact will knock his bowl off the pedestal, leaving him to flop around.
** In the''[[Earthworm sequelJim 2]]'', Jim will simply eat Bob when you finish the stage.
* ''[[Mega Man Zero]] 3''. After defeating the final boss [[Sequential Boss|in his three forms]] a cutscene follows, paralyzes him, and you get to land the final blow with the saber.
* Adeline in ''[[Kirby 64 The Crystal Shards]]'' is a sort-of example. As a miniboss, the monsters she summons through her paintings are actually pretty challenging. However, when Adeline finally attacks you herself, any single kind of attack will defeat her. Even just running into her.
** Before her, Ado from ''[[Kirby]]'s Dreamland 3]]'' ends the fight in the same way.
* The [[Brain In a Jar]] from ''[[Space Station Silicon Valley]]''. It's a brain in a jar. It just sits there. You're a killer robot with [[Eye Beams]]. The only way you can lose the match is if your console were to short-circuit at some point during the three seconds it takes to fry it.
* More than one [[Puzzle Boss]] has hademploys the trick thatof they'rebeing a Zero Effort Boss—actuallyBoss ''normally''—actually trying to fight will at best do nothing, and at worst is the only way to actually lose. The Mirror Prince from the original ''[[Prince of Persia]]'' is a famous example, as are the dancing skeletons from ''[[Monster Party]]'', the Dark Knight from ''[[Final Fantasy IV]]'' and Gogo from ''[[Final Fantasy V]]''.
* One of the bosses in the Arena mode ''[[Kirby Super Star]]'''s Arena is a [[The Goomba|Waddle Dee]]. EnoughThe saidmost it does is just wander around, nad it just stands there and doesn't even try to attack you with [[Collision Damage]]. Though it does notably have more HP than the average Dee.
** Not to mention that it just stands there and doesn't even try to attack you with [[Collision Damage]]. Though it does notably have more HP than the average Dee.
** In ''[[Video Game Remake|Kirby Super Star Ultra]]'' it now wears a blue bandana like the Waddle Dee in the Megaton Punch minigame, and it can actually walk (slowly) and jump. It's still very easy, however. It also shows up late in the new sub-game "Revenge of the King" as well.
* The final boss of ''[[Bunny Must Die]]'' in Chelsea's storyline. {{spoiler|After a [[Hopeless Boss Fight]] against a gigantic Dechronos, Bunny comes to Chelsea's rescue. Not only is she far stronger than she was in her own storyline, she automatically Guard Blocks all of his attacks, negating all damage he deals.}}
* ''[[Dynamite Headdy]]'' has a fairly difficult boss midway through the game called Baby Face, which is a giant head on a pole that shifts through the various stages of life as you progress through the battle. Most of the stages also have a hand on a pole doing various things to try to kill you or screw you up. When you finally reach the Old Man, the final stage, the only attack is a withered hand that constantly shoots up and tries to grab you. If you successfully avoid it and blast away the last mask, you get a bonus point. However, if the hand grabs you, the boss laughs evilly...[[Crowning Moment of Funny|then promptly dies of old age]].
* In ''[[Rayman 2: The Great Escape|Rayman 2]]'', one would expect Umber, one of the four Guardians (in this case, of the Sanctuary of Stone and Fire), to put up a fight. {{spoiler|Instead, he simply waits for Rayman to take up residence on his head and then walks along the lava corridor and eventually is submerged completely, but not before enabling Rayman to jump off onto the platform bearing the mask Umber is supposed to protect.}} Umber explains this in ''Revolution'': {{spoiler|Ly contacted Umber, telling him about Rayman and his efforts to defeat Razorbeard. He knew Rayman was the chosen one without a doubt, and willingly gave him passage to the mask, where Rayman then met Razorbeard's [[Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot|robot pirates]] waiting to ambush him.}}
* The very first boss in ''[[Monster Party]]'' is simply a crab corpse that apologizes for being dead. There is also a later boss fight against a pair of zombies that can be defeated by just watching them dance as they tell you to.
* Dracula in ''[[Castlevania: Symphony of the Night]]''. Okay, small explanation here; by "Dracula", this does indeed mean the [[Big Bad]] of the franchise himself, but as the ''first'' boss in the game. You literally cannot lose this fight; even if you just stand still and take his attacks, Maria will appear and cast a spell on Richter that makes him invincible. Justified, however, as this battle is a [[Flashback]] presented [[Gameplay and Story Integration| as history, and is scripted]], the player being in sort of an Inverted [[Controlled Helplessness]] situation. However, it is still in your best interests to defeat him as quickly as possible, because doing so increases Alucard's stats when the main story starts.
 
=== [[Racing Game]] ===
* A rare racing example is ''[[Big Rigs Over the Road Racing]].''. Due to the game being [[Idiot Programming|programmed by monkeys]] and [[Obvious Beta|unfinished,]], it's impossible for you to lose a race. The AI never moves. EVER. There is a patch to make your opponent move, but it still [[Artificial Stupidity|won't cross the finish line.]]
** There is a patch to make your opponent move, but it still [[Artificial Stupidity|won't cross the finish line.]]
 
=== [[Role-Playing Game]] ===
* ''[[Final Fantasy X]]'' has {{spoiler|Yu Yevon}}, the [[Post Final Boss]] of the game and the biggest single threat in the world... except all he does is heal himself and use percentage-based attacks (he only uses Ultima when low on health), so it's very unlikely he'll cause enough damage to kill you, and- even if he diddoes by using Ultima at low health (which he probably won't be at for long), everyone in the battle has permanent Auto-Life so they spring right back to life as soon as they get knocked out. The only way you could possibly lose is by deliberately casting petrification spells on all your characters. Hell, you can even [[Game Breaker|Zombify]] the boss, and watch as he slowly [[Revive Kills Zombie|whittles his own health away with healing magic]].
* In ''[[Final Fantasy VII]],'' After the epic [[One-Winged Angel]] battle against Safer Sephiroth, (with [[Crowning Music of Awesome|kickass music]]) there's one more fight against him in the Lifestream. He is impossible to lose against—the only attack you can do is the [[Limit Break]] Omnislash, which kills him in one hit, he can't do enough damage to kill you because his attack is percentage-based, and if you do wait for him to attack, you automatically (whether or not you had the materia equipped) counter with a normal attack which also kills him in one hit.
* Dramatic example in ''[[Final Fantasy V]]'', where all but one of your party members is incapacitated, requiring the one to take on Exdeath solo. Despite ''laying'' into him with everything he's got, doing enough damage to kill him several times over, {{spoiler|Galuf}} remains standing through [[Determinator|sheer force of will]]. {{spoiler|It isn't until Exdeath is defeated that Galuf finally allows himself to die.}}
** Another example: Famed Mimic Gogo. In the sunken tower of Walse, you can find him at the bottom of the tower. How do you defeat him? Stare at him. Do absolutely nothing, and you'll win. {{spoiler|(The idea is that you're both miming each other.)}} Now, say, what happens if you attack him? He'll counter with attacks that deal 9,999 points of damage,; then, if you get him down to a certain point, he'll cast Meteor three times, killing everyone, unless one is using cheats. It is possible to win by killing him before he gets off the three Meteors, though.
* The [[Post Final Boss]] of ''[[Baten Kaitos]]: Eternal Wings and the Lost Ocean'' offers no resistance whatsoever. Despite having a mountain of HP, his attacks are weaker than most of the mooks you've been facing for the past hour. {{spoiler|Granted, having the [[Disc One Final Boss]]' head suddenly rise from the earth and challenge the party to a battle}} was the ''last'' thing any sane player expected at that point, and it does provide for an interesting bit of story near the end.
* In ''[[Xenosaga]] II'', the very last boss fight of the game is against Albedo, who sets himself up as being godlike and goes on and on about how powerful he is, but {{spoiler|it is actually IMPOSSIBLE to lose the battle. Albedo will even heal you if you use skills that deplete your own HP too far. Albedo throws the battle because he wants Jr. to kill him.}}
* The Golem Boss from ''[[Chrono Trigger]]'' isn't the final boss, but it has plenty of buildup: after you fight the [[Hopeless Boss Fight]] against the Golem and defeat [[That One Boss]], the Golem Twins, the game pits you against the Golem Boss in a battle atop an airship. Unfortunately for the Golem Boss, it's too afraid of heights to attack.
** Some effort is involved in killing the boss before it automatically flees after a set amount of time, however. You can't lose, but you can be denied some juicy XP.
** Ozzie is also a pitiful excuse for a boss the two times you battle him. His entire strategy is to hide behind a barrier and surround himself with switches that open trap doors (including, bizarrely enough, one that opens under him). If you choose to attack Ozzie directly, he'll counter with an attack that does very little damage; (even less in [[New Game+]]). The only possible way to lose against him is to continue attacking him directly without ever bothering to heal yourself; do enough damage to him, and you're essentially forced to attack one of the switches.
* {{spoiler|Augst}} from ''[[Wild ARMs 4]]'' injects himself with cells that make him super powerful. Unfortunately, all he does is become a giant super powerful traffic barrier with a speed stat of 0. He will never get to act - this is intentional, unlesssince if you somehow give him a speed boost, in which case, he just skips his turns. The second battle isn't much better, but at least he counterattacks there.
** The second battle isn't much better, but at least he counters.
* In the first two games of the ''[[Mario & Luigi]]'' series, it is impossible to lose to the introductory tutorial boss.
* While not technically a boss, the Apprentice from ''[[Super Mario RPG]]'' should count, since you can't run away from him once he challenges you. and willHe'll probably go down in one or two hits, and the only way you can possibly lose is if you do nothing but defend and try to run away while he whittles away your HP with [[Scratch Damage]]. If you do lose, [[Easter Egg|he will actually be hired as Snifit 4 and appear in Booster Tower]], though you don't get anything for it.
** If you do lose to this Snifit, another will appear in his place. You can actually do this up to five times, and upon losing the fifth time, if you return to Booster Tower, instead of meeting Snifit 8, you'll just find the normal Apprentice sulking in the corner.
{{quote|'''APPRENTICE:''' Shriek! The boss only wants [[Lucky Seven|7 Snifits]]! All my training was in vain! What a rip!}}
* ''[[Paper Mario (franchise)|Paper Mario]]'':
** InThe first ''[[Paper Mario (franchise)|Paper Mario]]'', therehas is Tubba Blubba, an invincible boss with high attack power and immunity to everything. You have to discover histhe secret and defeatto his [[Theimmunity Dragon|dragon]]and todestroy make him lose his immunityit. Then, turns out he has very low [[Hit Points|HP]], and can be defeated in one single turn.
** Monstar is the epitome of this. This ghostly creature ''looks'' dangerous, but it only has 20 HP and a single attack that does 1 damage. This would be a difficult fight if you didn't encounter it near the end of the game. Even moreso if you have the Damage Dodge badge equipped (which you should), which reduces all damage by 1 (making you completely immune to Monstar's attack).
* ''[[Fable]] II'' has this. You've spent the entire game foiling Lucien's plans, he's {{spoiler|kidnapped the people that were supposed to give you the power to beat him, he's SHOT''shot YOURyour DOGdog'' and, if you got married and had a kid, KILLED''killed YOURyour FAMILYfamily''. You can shoot and kill him in one shot while he does his evil monologue. Either that, or Reaver does it for you.}} Granted, you're given a [[MacGuffin]] that renders him powerless beforehand, but still. Come on, Lionhead.
* The Starman Junior in ''[[EarthBound]]'' ''might'' have been a pretty tough opponent on his own, given he has enough hit points to last him a while, and he attacks. However,using youPSI haveFire aBeta and Gamma computer-controlled and he's ''the first boss you encounter''. However, you Buzz Buzz with you for the battle, andwhose the botAI will always have him put up a PSI-absorbing shield and re-apply it whenever it disappears - his standard attack is also the only one that absorbsdoes allsignificant damage to the Starman. As a result, andyou have to replacego itabsurdly whenout itof runsyour outway to make the fight loseable.
* Negative Man from ''[[Mother 3]]''. He doesn't attack... he just cries and mopes while you assault him.
* ''[[Mother 3]]'':
** He actually can attack, but it's extremely weak and he attacks so rarely that players may never see him attack at all.
** Negative Man is a decently-hidden [[Unique Enemy]] that just... cries and mopes while you assault him, and his sole attack is extremely weak and so rare that players may never see him attack at all. His battle theme? {{spoiler|[[Soundtrack Dissonance|"Strong One"]], which you've last heard while fighting [[That One Boss|the Barrier Trio]] - and you'll hear it again upon encountering ''the Masked Man''.}}
** Also the story telling robots in Saturn Valley. They actually cannot attack.
** The Frightbots that appear during the Pigmask invasion of Saturn Valley actually cannot attack, and the challenge instead comes from the higher-ranked Pigmasks guarding them.
* In ''[[Albion]]'', the final boss has the maximum number of hit points allowed by the game engine (which is WAY more than what any other character or enemy in the game has), and is also impervious to physical attacks and 90% resistant to magical ones. His attack also kills pretty much any character in 1 hit. Why is he is a Zero Effort Boss? Because you automatically win the fight after he kills 2 of your party members.
* The first boss of ''[[Secret of Mana]]'' is this, as Jema will revive you each time you die until you win. Which is a good thing, because you're probably going to die at least three times over before you can finally kill the bastard.
* ''[[Mega Man Star Force 3]] 3''.: After defeating the final boss, a cutscene follows, showing Mega Man's final form (Thethe one shown on the game box), being unlocked. After that, you refight the final boss, who now has an astonishing 8000 HP. This may be daunting, but his attacks can not kill you, even at 1 HP, and the battle doesn't end until you land the final move. (Alsoalso dependent on the game's version).
* Sol in ''[[SaGa 3]]'' just stands there and says "Kill me" so that [[Suicide by Cop|he'll can take Xagor down with him. ([[Suicide by Cop]]). However, the [[True Final Boss]] comes right after that fight;, so it's perfect tofor preparing putand onapplying some buffs.
* The Starman Junior in ''[[EarthBound]]'' ''might'' have been a pretty tough opponent on his own, given he has enough hit points to last him a while and attacks. However, you have a computer-controlled Buzz Buzz with you for the battle, and the bot will always have him put up a shield that absorbs all damage, and to replace it when it runs out.
* The Floor 99 Boss of the Ancient Cave in ''[[Lufia]] 2'' is impossible to lose to. He spends 2 rounds healing you, idles for one round, and then kills himself. The trick is to deal 10k HP damage before he kills himself, or [[Violation of Common Sense|kill off your own party]], if you want his key. Of course, few would know either of those, due to the [[Nintendo Hard]] nature of the Ancient Cave....
* Sol in ''[[SaGa 3]]'' just stands there and says "Kill me" so he'll take Xagor down with him. ([[Suicide by Cop]]) However, the [[True Final Boss]] comes right after that fight; so it's perfect to put on some buffs.
* The Floor 99 Boss of the Ancient Cave in ''[[Lufia]] 2'' is impossible to lose to. He spends 2 rounds healing you, idles for one round, and then kills himself. The trick is to deal 10k HP damage before he kills himself or kill off your own party, if you want his key. Of course, few would know either of those, due to the [[Nintendo Hard]] nature of the Ancient Cave....
* The Gray Prince in ''[[The Elder Scrolls]]: [[Oblivion]]'', who is your last adversary in the Arena, can easily become this... but only after you do a [[Sidequest]] that reveals his true origins {{spoiler|(he's the son of a vampire)}}. Upon learning of it, he decides that he doesn't want to live anymore and asks you to kill him.
* The last boss in ''[[Persona 3]]'' has a form that does nothing but smile arrogantly, which has no effect. [[Sequential Boss|It gets harder afterwards.]] While she does start using an attack that hits the entire party for a small amount of Almighty damage, after the first few turns, she's easy enough to kill in the first form that you're unlikely to see it. (All forms except her last one have 1500 HP, and while later forms generally have multiple invulnerabilities and a ton of defense the first one does not and goes down in a few hits).
** The [[True Final Boss]] after that cannot be lost to, even though it deals '''9999 damage''' attacks every round (your health caps at 999). eventuallyEventually, you just start blocking the attacks, and then on the last round every command is greyed out except the one skill that will finish the fight.
*** She does have an attack that hits the entire party for a small amount of Almighty damage, after the first few turns; she's just easy enough to kill that you're unlikely to see it. (All forms except her last one have 1500 HP, and while later forms generally have multiple invulnerabilities and a ton of defense the first one does not and goes down in a few hits).
** The [[True Final Boss]] after that cannot be lost to, even though it deals '''9999 damage''' attacks every round (your health caps at 999) eventually, you just start blocking the attacks, and then on the last round every command is greyed out except the one skill that will finish the fight.
** The same applies for [[Persona 4]].
* A lot of the bosses in ''[[Valkyrie Profile]]'' turn into this thanks to the "--Slayer" type equipment that kills anything in its category in one shot, and which you can just find in a normal playthrough, without going very much out of your way, if at all. The first of these you get is Dragon Slayer, then Beast Slayer, and half the game's dungeons culminate in a boss that fits into one of those two categories. Same goes for weapons with "[[[Elemental Rock-Paper-Scissors]]]+DEATH" in its description. In the A ending, one of the final three bosses is susceptible to this because of a weakness to fire.
* The Boss of the Battle of Karthal stage in ''[[Might and Magic]] X: Legacy'' is the cowardly rebellion leader Markus Wolf, who combines this with [[Get Back Here Boss]]. He flees when he sees you, and you have to fight your way past an army of Mooks and two other bosses (one of which it's possible to avoid) before you finally corner him. While the chase is not easy, Markus himself collapses if he takes even one point of damage, and your mission is completed.
* Captain Pete in ''[[Kingdom Hearts II]]'', the past-version of Pete that Sora encounters in Timeless River. Unlike the present version of Pete ("Bad Pete", as he's called), Captain Pete is a weakling and coward, [[Dumb Is Good|and not exactly a bad guy either]]; Sora effortlessly takes him down before realizing this. Unfortunately, Captain Pete gets [[I Hate Past Me|an even ''worse'' shellacking from Bad Pete]] when the villain finally shows up. Oddly, when the fight with Bad Pete starts, Captain Pete proves better at his - when helping Sora.
* The Ogre in ''[[Dragon Age II]]''. Because this is the [[Warmup Boss]] fought in the tutorial, he's much easier than he looks, but even if you or any of the party members are in danger of dying, your hp meter is automatically refilled, making this fight impossible to lose. There is even a [[Gameplay and Story Integration]] reason for this, as the fight is being narrated by Varric, and he is ''very'' much an [[Unreliable Narrator]] (he is being interrogated by Cassandra and purposely trying to [[Be as Unhelpful as Possible]]), which this fight is supposed to emphasize.
 
=== [[Shoot'Em Up]] ===
* Almost every final boss in the ''[[Gradius]]'' series is the Bacterian emperor, who usually takes the form of a large brain and either fires easily-avoidable attacks or just sits there and does nothing, giving the player a chance to take him down. On the other hand, given that it's in control of the space station you just cruised through, maybe the ''whole level'' counts as the final boss.
** Special mention goes to ''Gradius III'', in which the Bacterian emperor mutters some incomprehensible curse, starts vomiting really slow purple energy balls in a gentle curve, and spontaneously explodes fifteen seconds later (or sooner, if you fire at him). At least he actually ''fights back'', which is something of an accomplishment considering the last two final bosses of Gradius didn't even do that. In the arcade version, getting hit by its attacks doesn't kill you, but instead teleports you to a [[Nostalgia Level]] based on either ''Gradius 1'' or ''Salamander''. Finishing it or dying in it takes you to the last checkpoint before the final boss.
** Another special mentions goes to ''Gradius Rebirth'', in which the final boss sics a large group of {{spoiler|Option Hunters}} on you to defend itself while taunting you. While annoying in that they {{spoiler|steal your [[Attack Drone|Options]], reducing your offensive capabilities (not that you need them at this point)}}, they can't actually destroy you.
** The final boss of ''Salamander 2'', Doom, is an exception. [[That One Boss|A major one.]] Venom in Nemesis II is an exception too.
* The [[Final Boss]] of ''[[Space Invaders]] Infinity Gene'' is {{spoiler|a lone invader which you fight in old-school arcade style}}. It's still possible to get killed (but you have infinite lives in that sequence), and it's also possible for the invader to reach the bottom of the screen. Whether you beat it or not, the game is still completed.
* The [[Final Boss]] of ''R-Type 3'' is no pushover, being fought in a [[Negative Space Wedgie]]. However, after (seemingly) killing that boss and returning to normal space, it will hold the [[Negative Space Wedgie]] open, ostensibly to come after you. However, its attacks are stupidly easy to dodge after the boss fight you just went through, and you can (must) kill it in one hit by smashing its face with your Force Device.
 
=== [[Simulation Game]] ===
* ''[[Terminal Velocity]]'', World 3 boss. When you destroy the large building, a large turret is deployed in its place. Because of how it aims at you (by facing rather than tracking), it takes effort to dodge into its attacks
 
=== [[Stealth Based Game]] ===
* ''[[Tenchu]]'' has a few bosses that follow this. In the original ''Tenchu: Stealth Assassins'', the boss of the first level is an old merchant who goes down in one or two hits. It IS possible to lose to him if you're low on health and let him shoot you with a gun, but you have to be trying to lose. In ''Tenchu: Fatal Shadows'', you have an early encounter with the [[Big Bad]]... who leaves while his lover volunteers to fight you. She is a defenseless Geisha girl with a small dagger who goes down in one hit. It may be impossible to actually lose unless your health is at the bare minimum and you let her attack.
 
=== [[Survival Horror]] ===
* In the remake of ''[[Resident Evil]]'', you have to deal with Neptune, a Zombie Great White Shark. Sound tough? It would be, except since you ''drained the shark tank'', all it can do is feebly flop around. If you climb down and screw around when he's splashing, however, you may get eaten.
* Zigzagged with Salazar in ''[[Resident Evil 4]]''. He is actually a very difficult boss, unless {{spoiler|you know his [[Achilles' Heel]] is the Rocket Launcher and you ''have'' one. If you do, he's dead in one shot.}}
** Note that however if you screw around when he's splashing, chances are, you may climb down and get eaten.
 
=== [[Turn-Based Strategy]] ===
* In ''Fantasy General'' (an old ''[[Panzer General]]'' spinoff), you fight dozens of battles across six continents to stop the Shadowlord and his vassals. Once you reach the fifth continent, the Shadowlord will cast spells at your troops each turn. However, when you finally reach the end of the campaign and storm his castle, he will get destroyed without a fight, being unable to stand against the [[Holy Backlight|the pure goodness emanating from you]].
* The level "Two Week Test" in ''[[Nintendo Wars|Advance Wars 2]]'' is actually ''impossible'' to lose (short of forfeiting) due to shoddy programming despite the story pitching it as a grueling, exhausting, endurance test. Normally the game is setup so that the player loses if all their units are destroyed, or their headquarters is captured. For whatever reason, the player does ''not'' lose Two Week Test for losing all their units on this map, and the AI is set so that it will place vehicle units (which can't capture properties but are faster) on your HQ and refuse to move them, making it impossible for their infantry to get onto your HQ to capture it.
 
=== [[Wide Open Sandbox]] ===
* The final confrontation in ''[[The Saboteur]]'' with Nazi Officer Kurt Dierker on the top of the Eiffel Tower. [[Anticlimax|It is actually not as epic as it sounds]]. {{spoiler|After a very uneventful elevator ride to the top of the tower, you meet Dierker who is drunk and depressed, not wearing any kind of armor, and, despite having a gun, does nothing to defend himself, and all you have to do to finish off him is firing a single shot. And that is not even required, because he will jump off the tower himself if you just stand around for long enough}}.
* The last enemy of ''[[Killer7]]'', {{spoiler|the lastfinal Heaven Smile a.k.a. Kun Lan a.k.a. Iwazaru (and no, this is never explained, it's just a [[Mind Screw]])}}, does nothing but run away from you in a shadowed corridor until you corner it, then stand still cackling while you shoot it to death.
* {{spoiler|Billy Grey}} from ''[[Grand Theft Auto IV: The Lost and Damned]]''. Though the preceding level involves blasting your way into the prison to reach him, once you do, he is unarmed (as he's a prisoner) and you just shoot him down.
 
=== Non-video game examples ===
=== [[Anime]] and [[Manga]] ===
 
== [[Anime]] and [[Manga]] ==
* Deliora from ''[[Fairy Tail]]''. After all that effort to stop its awakening, Natsu and Gray fail. It awakens, roars, and... {{spoiler|crumbles to pieces. Turns out that during the ten years it was trapped in Iced Shell, Ur's spirit had steadily drained away its life.}}
* Dolph in ''[[Nichijou]]'' has pretty much all the troops in the airship under his command, the princess helpless... {{spoiler|then he falls over, breaking his neck. End of uprising.}}
* {{spoiler|Luffy vs. Garp}} in the Marineford arc of ''[[One Piece]]''. It's implied that [[I Let You Win|he let Luffy win]].
 
=== [[Web Original]] ===
* ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog 2 Special Edition]]'' [[nerf]]s the original game's end bosses - Wing Fortress's boss is fought as [[Super Mode|Super]] [[Game Breaker|Sonic]], and Silver Sonic merely ''leads'' you to the final boss ( {{spoiler|logic itself}}), who [[One-Hit-Point Wonder|dies with one jump.]]
 
=== [[Western Animation]] ===
* The ''[[The Owl House]]'' episode "Young Blood, Old Souls" has two. Warden Wrath ''tries'' to put up a fight against Luz, but is curb-stomped quickly and reduced to pleading for his life (an obvious case of [[Villain Forgot to Level Grind]]); a couple of scenes later, Kikimora - [[Big Bad|Emperor Belos']] assistant - doesn't even try, cowering from Luz and quickly giving her the information she wants. Of course, this could have just been [[Pragmatic Villainy]] on her part, seeing as Wrath is about twice her size and Luz had also beaten up most of Belos' goons by then.
* In ''[[Samurai Jack]]'', {{spoiler|the final confrontation with Aku becomes this. [[Disc One Final Boss|While the set up to it is indeed an epic battle]], Jack ''finally'' manages to return to the past, mere seconds after he initially left, and now has a full fifty years more experience (due to unwanted eternal youth) than Aku. [[Curb Stomp Battle|This time, the villain stands no chance]].}}
 
=== Real Life ===
* [[Older Than Feudalism]]: Roman Emperor Claudius once fought a ''whale'' as a gladiator, with both combatants stuck on land (descriptions of the event indicate the whale was not intentionally put there). Critics were not impressed. Other Emperors are said to have fought in similarly impossible -to -lose matches. This trope is thus [[Older Than Feudalism]].
* Dio Cassius, a Roman writer, once claimed that the Roman Emperor Commodus gathered up all the sick and injured people in town, gave them SPONGES TO THROW as weapons, and killed them by hitting them with a club, pretending they were giants.