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{{quote|"''That's not bad writing; that actually happened.''"|'''[[The Nostalgia Critic]]''' on Michael Jordan playing baseball in ''[[Space Jam]]''}}
 
Someone working on a show thinks the audience might not believe something being shown or described is real. It's not that [[Viewers are Morons|the writer thinks the audience is stupid]]. It's that the thing being shown [[Refuge in Audacity|actually is ridiculous or silly enough]] that there is ''good reason'' enough to think it's not real. So the writer includes a disclaimer directly to the audience. Sometimes this is [[Breaking the Fourth Wall]], but often it's a non-fiction show. Either way, this is making sure the audience knows this is not a joke, and, in case something seems too exaggerated, that legitimately it's [[Not Hyperbole]].
 
This is often to avoid [[Aluminum Christmas Trees]].
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== Advertising ==
* Current{{when}}An advertsadvert campaign for UK consumer magazine ''Which?'' relied on this trope, for instance:
{{quote|Only ''Which?'' use genuinely filthy dogs to test washing machines for pet odour removal. ([[Beat]].) That's actually what we do.}}
 
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** Made much funnier by the fact that ''none'' of the characters can believe anyone would marry Saitou. Kenshin remarks that his wife must have the patience of Buddha.
* ''[[Axis Powers Hetalia]]'' gives us "The legend of Red Mount Fuji"
** Narator{{quote|'''Narrator:''' Yeah, There really tried to do this people, [http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid{{=}}20110111173430AAS4rX8 Google it]!!}}
 
== Comic Books ==
* While ''[[The Cartoon History of the Universe]]'' usually makes up quotes for [[Rule of Funny]], occasionally a quote will come with a disclaimer of "Someone actually said this!"
 
== Film ==
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* ''[[I Love You Phillip Morris]]'': The unlikely true story of a gay con man escaping from a Texas prison five times to be reunited with his boyfriend (who he met in prison), becoming the CFO of a major company, faking his own death, and impersonating doctors, lawyers, FBI agents, etc, along the way. Hard to believe, right? So the filmakers begin with this disclaimer in the opening credits: "This really happened. It really did."
* The tagline for ''[[The Informant (film)|The Informant]]'' is that it's "based on a true tattle-tale."
* ''[[Fargo]]'' starts with a title screen saying that it's a true story. (The movie is completely fictional, but the [[Coen Brothers]] claim that some pieces of it came from various real cases.)
* This trope is [[Older Than They Think]], as evidenced by [[Cecil B. DeMille]]'s [[Older Than Television|1929]] silent [[melodrama]] ''[[The Godless Girl]]'', which takes place for the most part in a reformatory ruled by a cruel head guard. A title card appears ''mid-film'' that claims that the guard's abuses of the inmates and the horrible conditions of the facility are commonplace in many reformatories, [[Author Filibuster|and must be called attention to for the better rehabilitation of our delinquent youth.]]
* The [[HBO]] TV movie ''[[wikipedia:The Pentagon Wars|The Pentagon Wars]]'' has a title card that goes something like "The [[Dark Comedy|following story]] would be a comedy (beat) if it didn't really happen". Imagine you want to make, essentially, an armored Humvee for fast troop transport but your higher-ups kept adding [[More Dakka]] to the [[Cool Car]] to the point of ''actually endangering the troops'' {{spoiler|and when your idea is finally made in the way you wanted it to be in the first place you're fired and the dakka-obsessed generals get promoted}}.
 
== Literature ==
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* "I am not making this up" is a [[Catch Phrase]] of humor writer [[Dave Barry]]; he even named one of his books ''Dave Barry Is Not Making This Up''. Although sometimes [[Blatant Lies|he is anyway]]. On occasion, when he's reporting something genuine but really ridiculous, he'll say something like "I'm pretty sure I must have made this up."
* In [https://web.archive.org/web/20110319220609/https://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=cache-and-carry one column], Steve Mirsky uses the phrase "I'm not kidding, that's the actual plot." after summarizing ''[[Relentless]]''.
* ''[[Discworld]]'':
** In the Author's Note at the end of ''[[Discworld/The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents|The Amazing Maurice and Hishis Educated Rodents]]'', Terry Pratchett points out two plot points from the book that were taken from real life facts or events regarding rats. He also notes, "Most of the true stuff -- or, at least, the stuff that people say is true -- is so unbelievable that I didn't include it in case readers thought I'd made it up."
** In Another Discworld example is in ''[[Discworld/The Truth|The Truth]] when'', he mentions in the beginning his research about how cities dealt with flooding problems that inspired Ahnk-Morpork's method is based on the city Seattle, Washington's methods used towards the end of the 19th century.<ref>"Really. Go and see. Try the clam chowder while you're there."</ref>
** Another example inIn ''[[Nation]]'', whereTerry hePratchett says that, among other things, a cannon made of whatever was lying around has been used several times in real life.
* The author's note/introduction to the [[Stephen King]] story collection ''[[Hearts in Atlantis]]'', in a section that includes the usual "this is a work of fiction" disclaimer, also contains the line "Although it is difficult to believe, the sixties are not fictional; they actually happened."
* Inverted in ''[[Complete World Knowledge]]''. Each books starts with a reminder that John Hodgman ''is'' making this up. Although he has insisted that one blurb on the back of [[The Areas of My Expertise|the first book]], a letter of praise from a magus of the Church of Satan, is, in fact, genuine, although Hodgman himself is not a Satanist.
* [[Mary Renault]] wrote in the novel ''Funeral Games'' that Alexander the Great's body didn't decompose during the 48 hours following his death even though he had died in Babylon during a heat wave. Critics accused Renault of falling prey to the modern Eastern Orthodox myth of the "incorruptible saint". Renault pointed out in an author's note to the second edition that the story of Alexander's incorruptibility is part of the historical record, and was likely the result of his troops mistaking a profound pre-death coma for actual death. This kind of thing happened all the time with Renault's works, with the critics screeching in rage about things ''she got right'' because they weren't in accordance with conventional politically correct (for the '50s) wisdom.
* In the "Caveat, and Warning for Travelers" that opens the novel ''[[American Gods]]'', [[Neil Gaiman]] states the following: "Furthermore, it goes without saying that all of the people, living, dead, and otherwise in this story are fictional or used in a fictional context. Only the gods are real."
** Of course, at least one of the main ones was completely made up for the book.
* The opening of ''The [[Adventures of Huckleberry Finn]]'' opens with a fictional "Not Making This Up" Disclaimer: Although Tom Sawyer is not a real person, the book is told from Huck Finn's perspective, and therefore Tom ''is'' real to the narrator (because they are from the same universe). Huck breaks the fourth wall to acknowledge that "[''The Adventures of Tom Sawyer''] was made by Mr. Mark Twain, and he told the truth, mainly. There was things which he stretched, but mainly he told the truth . . . Mary, and the Widow Douglas, is all told about in that book -- which is mostly a true book; with some stretchers, as I said before." Given that ''Tom Sawyer'' ends with {{spoiler|Tom and Huck finding buried gold worth $12,000 -- which was enough to live on for the rest of your life, with proper management, in the 1860s -- guarded by a dead "Injun" murderer}}, it's little wonder Huck was at such pains to make sure everybody knew it really happened.
* Neil Strauss does this at the beginning of [[The Game (novel)|The Game]]. He would have to because no one would believe the crazy events and people that he wrote about in the book.
* In the ''Orphanage / Jason Wander'' series by Robert Buettner, in the second book ''Orphan's Destiny'', the main character quotes "I am not making this up". It almost has to be a deliberate nod to [[Dave Barry]], as it occurs in Florida and is in reference to orange juice and space-industry politics.
* The [[Mercedes Lackey]] novel ''This Sceptered Isle'' contains one character who moves permanently underhill (elfland) and is replaced by a construct which slowly falls apart in magic-poor england. His "corpse" is then wrapped in lead to hold it together and buried before anyone can look at it. The book's afterward explains that he:
{{quote|died on the twenty-second of July, in the Palace of St. James, exactly as described in our story. And, as we described, for some unknown reason, though the official cause of death was stated as "consumption," his body was wrapped in lead and buried with almost obscene haste and in great secrecy. ... No one knows why he was treated in this odd fashion, though there has been a great deal of speculation by hundreds of scholars over the years. ... One almost does begin to believe in Sidhe. . . .}}
* ''[[1632]]'' ends with a disclaimer about which characters were real, which fictional, and which fictional but based on a real category of people.
* For their novel ''Freedom Bird'', Allan Cole and Chris Bunch inverted this with a disclaimer that "all of the people, places, times and events depicted herein" were '''completely fictional''', "including [[Ronald Reagan]], [[LSD]]25, Haight Street, Ashbury Street, the entire Year of 1967, the City of [[San Francisco]] and the State of [[California]]." It's so comforting to know that 1967 never actually happened....
* After the second ''[[Tom Stranger]]'' book mocks [[Bill Nye]] for having made "My Sex Junk", a secondary character [[Leaning on the Fourth Wall|leans on the fourth wall]] to note that, [[Who Would Want to Watch Us?|if this were made into an audiobook like Tom Stranger's previous adventure]], the listeners might not realize "My Sex Junk" is an actual thing Bill Nye made, and that it's just [[Brown Note|as horrible as the characters imply]] instead of exaggerated for comedic effect.
 
=== Periodicals ===
* Richard Littlejohn of the [[British Newspapers|Daily Mail]] is memetically famous for the phrases "[[Funetik Aksent"|yuman rights", "elf 'n safety"]], and "couldn't make this up". Except research has found that, yes, he actually does. Constantly.
 
=== Poetry ===
* From ''Howl'', by Allen Ginsberg. Of course, given his reputation for being a little bit of a drug enthusiast, there's no telling if it really ''did'' happen.
{{quote|who jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge this actually happened and walked away unknown and forgotten into the ghostly daze of Chinatown soup alleyways & firetrucks, not even one free beer}}
 
== Live-Action TV ==
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* On ''[[The Daily Show]]'', Jon Stewart will occasionally insist "And this is true" whenever something that actually happened sounded like a joke, due to the show's humorous way of re-telling actual news stories.
** Note that the show is fond of the [[Blatant Lies]] version, for humor ("[[Most Definitely Not a Villain|This is a real photo]] [[Suspiciously Specific Denial|and in no way doctored]]"), but it takes pains to make the two ''very'' easy to tell apart, since the [[Blatant Lies]] are done in an over the top manner often involving nonsensical things like unicorns and poorly photoshopped photos. So they try to make it easy to distinguish when they're making a joke or listing serious facts.
* In the ''[[Colbert Report]]'', Stephen insists [http://www.cc.com/video-clips/zzgfft/the-colbert-report-wheat-thins-sponsortunity that Nabisco literally sent him a one page memo about how to promote Wheat Thins and what the brand represents [http://www.cc.com/video-clips/zzgfft/the-colbert-report-wheat-thins-sponsortunity].
* ''[[The Soup]]'' uses similar disclaimers ("We did not doctor this, it really happened!") when showing real television clips that are uncomfortably close to the kind of satirical videos the show sometimes airs. See for example [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3rs4kqcpt4 Spaghetti Cat].
* British TV has a show, ''The Bubble,'' around this trope: four celeb guests are kept incommunicado for a week, then brought on stage and asked to guess which of a collection of news items really happened while they were out of touch and which are made up. They rarely do better than blind guessing.
* Evan Wright, author of ''[[Generation Kill]]'', provides commentary in the DVD release of the miniseries adaptation. He says "this really happened" for a few of the more ridiculous-looking events, notably when Corporal Person has a moment of [[Casual Danger Dialog]] where he calmly gets out of his vehicle and stands out in the open to yell at another driver to move, during the middle of an ambush with bullets flying everywhere around him.
* During Charlie Murphy's ''True Hollywood Stories'' on ''[[Chappelle's Show]]'', he tells a story about [[Prince]] inviting him, [[Eddie Murphy|his brother]] and some friends to play basketball. After trouncing the Murphys' team, Prince makes them pancakes, at which point the camera cuts back to Charlie Murphy, who assures us, "Really. Pancakes." After that Charlie assures us even further by asking the audience who in their right mind would make this up, and then demands that if we don't believe him to challenge Prince to a game of basketball ourselves and see how talented he is.
** During the ''True Hollywood Stories'' about Rick James, Rick James himself assures the audience that the insanity between him and Charlie Murphy they are about to see actually happened by saying, "Now this is true."
* ''[[Lois and Clark]]'' dragged out the [[Will They or Won't They?]] between the eponymous characters for so long, with them supposedly getting married ''twice'', that they titled the actual marriage episode "Swear to God, This Time We're Not Kidding".
** Of course, this takes after the original DC Comics source material; that publisher has a long tradition of doing such things as marrying Lois and Clark, featured prominently on comic book covers, and having it turn out to be in an alternate universe or something; in the 1960s and 1970s, it was common to use the blurb "Not a hoax, not a dream, not an imaginary story!" when the story was actually part of the normal continuity.
* The [http://kfmonkey.blogspot.com/ Kung Fu Monkey blog] frequently acts as a Disclaimer for ''[[Leverage]]''. That's not just for the plots [[Ripped from the Headlines]], either; according to [[Word of God]], when a [[Big Bad]] cuts loose with the [[Evil Speechof EvilGloating]], it's frequently taken from genuine transcripts of crooks and fat cats doing ''exactly that''. Any changes are because Rogers and his writing staff have to ''tone them down''.
* The skit 'Los Caquitos', from the ''[[Chespirito]]'' TV show, has an episode were Botija bets with Chompiras in a poker game based on the "good luck" that his [[Western Zodiac|horoscope]] predicted, yet it ends backfiring. The episode ends with a disclaimer saying that the horoscopes used through the episode were not made up by the writer, but taken verbatim from an actual Mexican newspaper.
* In an interview with Conan O'Brien, Paul Giamatti said that "''Thunderpants'' is a fine motion picture that I made in England a long time ago about a kid who farts uncontrollably. This came across my desk and I had to be a part of it... I play a guy from NASA who kidnaps him so that he can power a rocket." Giamatti had to repeatedly assure Conan that this was a real movie and Conan never seemed to be entirely sure whether or not Giamatti was joking. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NR9C338hbQ It's a real movie].
* The author of ''Sir Orfeo'' added this disclaimer when claiming that [[Blatant Lies|Thrace (a region in modern-day Turkey) was the old name for the city of Winchester in England.]]
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* There's also the pre-emptive invocation of this trope:
{{quote|'''Habakkuk 1:5''': Behold ye among the heathen, and regard, and wonder marvelously: for I will work a work in your days, which ye will not believe, though it be told to you. }}
 
== Periodicals ==
* Richard Littlejohn of the [[British Newspapers|Daily Mail]] is memetically famous for the phrases "[[Funetik Aksent|yuman rights", "elf 'n safety"]], and "couldn't make this up". Except research has found that, yes, he actually does. Constantly.
 
== Radio ==
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{{quote|'''Regan:''' And I swear, it says "Microwave on high for ''three seconds''"... If you're wakin', eatin', and haulin' in 3 seconds, it's time for a change of lifestyle. }}
 
== Theater[[Theatre]] ==
* During Anna Russell's synopsis of [[Richard Wagner]]'s ''[[Der Ring Des Nibelungen]]'', she looks at the audience and says "I'm not making this up, you know!" (And she isn't.) Due to the context and delivery, it's one of the biggest laugh lines in her entire ''Ring'' routine. (This phrase became [[Signature Line|so strongly identified with her]] that it is in fact the title of her autobiography.)
* ''[[The Fly-By-Night Club]]'', a comedy revue in Alaska that performed at a (now long-closed) theater, had the running-gag line of "We're not making this up, people; we're not that good,", when talking about epic non-politics failures by US Representative Don Young and Senator Lisa Murkowski (they bet in one of Alaska's only legal pool bets, that the ice at a specific spot on a specific river would break... On April 31).
* In the musical ''[[The Robber Bridegroom]]'', the opening number, "Once Upon the Natchez Trace,", contains repeated assertions that "this is true." Of course, this song talks about things like a man whose brother was only a talking head, and a woman whose beauty was so incredible that her sleeping naked under a full moon caused the moon to burn as hot as the sun.
 
== Video Games ==
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* Most of the [[Newgrounds]] ''[http://www.newgrounds.com/collection/youareafuckingmoron You Are A Fucking Moron]'' animations have Reginald say something like this at least once.
* When [[The Nostalgia Critic]] noted the [[Real Life]] part of ''[[Space Jam]]''.
** In his review of the animated... adaptation... ''[[Titanic: The Legend Goes On]]'', he holds up the DVD case as proof that it actually exists e repeated the gag.
** In his review of ''[[Transformers (film)|Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen]]'': "{{spoiler|[Sam] goes to Robot Heaven}}!... [pause] I'm really not kidding!"
*** A similar gag is featured in the [[Topless Robot|Topless]] [https://web.archive.org/web/20131019022159/http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/06/bonus_robs_transformers_2_faqs.php Robot's] [[Transformers Film Series|Transformers 2]] post-review FAQ.
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** He also spends a good 15 seconds in "The Importance of Wearing Pants" reassuring us that he's not making up the story about the player who somehow left the house without his pants.
* When talking about the mass-censorship of comics in the mid 20th century, [[Moviebob]] added this disclaimer saying (complete with emphasis) "''THIS. ACTUALLY. HAPPENED.'''"
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20140312213938/http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/The_Curse_of_the_Screaming_Dead_1982.aspx?Page=6 Occurs] [https://web.archive.org/web/20140312171853/http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/Mister_T/U_F_O__Mystery.aspx?Page=2 quite] [https://web.archive.org/web/20140312214033/http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/Day_of_the_Dead_2__Contagium_2005.aspx?Page=3 a] [https://web.archive.org/web/20140312201944/http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/Zoom__Academy_for_Superheroes_2006.aspx?Page=2 lot] in [[The Agony Booth]] recaps. Sometimes there's a [https://web.archive.org/web/20140312184946/http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/Superman_IV__The_Quest_for_Peace_1987.aspx?Page=2 screencap] to prove it.
** Even came up in an [httphttps://web.archive.org/web/20190818144807/https://www.agonybooth.com/lloydk2hinterview-with-lloyd-kaufman-part-1-9982 interview] once...
*** One of the mods has even adopted "No, really." as his catchphrase.
* The [https://web.archive.org/web/20130706032243/http://www.jabootu.com/sphere.htm Jabootu review] of the movie ''Sphere'' says this about the movie's ending: "No, really, that's what they came up with. No, I am not making this up just to make the movie sound stupider than it already is..."
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* In the ''[[Atop the Fourth Wall]]'' review of ''[[All Star DC Comics|AllStar]] [[Batman]]'', Linkara reads out the script that came with the special edition in which Frank Miller details Vicki Vale's ass shot. All he does is read it out and put up a caption that says "This is not a joke. This is the actual script."
** In his ''Ultimates 3'' review, he keeps using his hilarious drunk voice for Tony Stark even after {{spoiler|Tony is revealed to be a robot imposter. He then singles out a line where the robot asks for vodka due to its personality imprint. "And that was just in case you thought I was being facetious in having the robot still have the drunk voice."}}
** His live review of the ''[[Spider-Man]]'' Manga, when he mentions it's by the same writer as ''Spider-Man: Reign''.
{{quote|'''Linkara''' It's also the story where Mary-Jane was killed by Peter Parker's [[Squick|radioactive sperm]]... I am not kidding at all.}}
* As [[Cleolinda Jones]] put it in [http://cleolinda.livejournal.com/630150.html her overview], "Hand to God, I did not make one word of that up. ''[[Twilight (novel)|Twilight]]'' means never having to say you're kidding".
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* ''[[Auto Tune the News]]'' once [[Stupid Statement Dance Mix|sampled a speech]] by Steve Buyer warning that [[G-Rated Drug|smoking lettuce is as harmful to your health as smoking tobacco.]] Immediately after, just to prove no [[Manipulative Editing]] was at work, they include a news report about the actual speech, with the whole thing remixed together into [[Crowning Music of Awesome]].
* [[The Nostalgia Chick]], on [[The Little Mermaid|Ursula]]:
{{quote|"Not only was her design based on a drag queen..." [shows picture of Divine] "No, ''really''. }}
*shows picture of Divine*
"No, ''really''. }}
** In ''[[Freddy Got Fingered]]'', [[Brows Held High|Oancitizen]] says regarding acclaimed performance art involving [[True Art Is Incomprehensible|a woman stripping, bathing in honey and doing a monologue about poop in BDSM]]: "Before you ask, I'm not making a word of that up".
** Oan's show had during ''The Doom Generation'' a monologue performed by [[Atop the Fourth Wall|90s Kid]] that the caption reveals was actually used in the film's marketing campaign!
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* GameCentral's [https://web.archive.org/web/20121110153404/http://www.metro.co.uk/tech/games/878649-coronation-street-the-mystery-of-the-missing-hotpot-recipe-review-readers-feature review] of ''[[Coronation Street]]: The Mystery of the Missing Hotpot Recipe'' begins
{{quote|''This is a real game that exists. Don't say it isn't... it is!''}}
* Used by [[RedLetterMedia|Mr. Plinkett]] in his review of ''[[Baby's Day Out]]''... [[Subverted Trope|while claiming that the movie spawned a Congressional hearing on whether the federal government should ban the production of Hollywood movies.]]
* ''[[Skippy's List|Skippys List]]'' has examples:
{{quote|174. Furby® is not allowed into classified areas. (I swear to the gods, I did not make that up, [[wikipedia:Furby#Classic Furbies|it's actually DOD policy.]])}}
* While [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zUkK14bHDk reviewing] ''Human Killing Machine'', [[Stuart Ashen|Dr. Ashen]] does this after explaining that once you defeat Igor, you must fight his dog, named "Shepski."
{{quote|'''Dr. Ashen:''' I am not making this up, I promise!}}
* WithinAmong the pastsnippets year,used by Rage ComicsComic havethere seen the addition of a new Rage Face,is a [[Memetic Mutation]] Linearts of [[How I Met Your Mother|Barney Stinson's]] "True Story" line and pose. Used by authors of Rage Comics to invoke this trope.
* Did the 10:10 Movement really make a video which showed people, including children, being apathetic about climate change being blown up? Was it really introduced by Mr. Pauchuri in his official capacity as the head of the UN IPCC? Seriously, the UN didn't officially state that anyone doubting climate change should be murdered brutally? "No Pressure".
* Occasionally seen on [[This Very Wiki]]: sometimes an article will make a claim or describe something that sounds outlandish, and immediately follow it up with the parenthetical "(No, really.)".
 
== Western Animation ==
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** In "The Return of Chef", they had a similar disclaimer about the Super Adventure Club, a [[Fictional Counterpart]] of Scientology. The episode was essentially a [[Take That]] to Scientology (again) because the creators believed the organization forced Isaac Hayes (who voiced Chef) to leave the show.
** In ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series]]'', similar subtitles are used in the shameless JCVD [[Expy]]'s Scientology description.
*** {{quote|"'''Be very careful, Joey!'''"}}
* In ''[[Titan Maximum]]'', they had a sword made out of aggregated diamond nanorods, the hardest substance in the known universe. What sounds like typical technobabble is remarked by saying that aggregated diamond nanorods [[wikipedia:Aggregated diamond nanorod|are, in fact, a real thing]], and they're every bit as hard as advertised. Making a ''sword'' out of the things probably wouldn't be a great idea (hardness isn't the only trait a good sword needs), but they really are the hardest substance known to man.
* Near the end of the second episode of ''[[Family Guy Presents Laugh It Up Fuzzball]]'', Brian (as Chewbacca) asks why Mort (Lando) is wearing Han's clothes. Brian then turns to the camera and explains that this isn't some weird joke they've made up. If you watch ''[[The Empire Strikes Back]]'', Lando really is wearing Han's clothes for this scene.
 
== Other ==
* From ''Howl'', by Allen Ginsberg. Of course, given his reputation for being a little bit of a drug enthusiast, there's no telling if it really ''did'' happen.
{{quote|who jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge this actually happened and walked away unknown and forgotten into the ghostly daze of Chinatown soup alleyways & firetrucks, not even one free beer}}
 
== Real Life ==
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{{quote|''I am not making it up. I'll say it one more time: Tim's publicist's name is ''Bumble Ward''. There is somebody on this planet... named Bumble.''}}
* From [http://www.latimes.com/news/nation-and-world/la-fg-italy-scandal6-2010mar06,0,5062523.story an LA Times article] about an Italian politician whose sex scandal with transsexual South American prostitutes drove him to a monastery: "Note to reader: The writer would love to pretend he has made all this up, but this is Italy, where one's imagination pales beside the operatic brio of real-life librettos that unfold with delicious, unseemly decadence."
* The non-fiction book ''The [[Wrestlecrap]] Book Of Lists'' said that [[Professional Wrestling|professional wrestler]] Joanie Laurer ([[Chyna]]) appeared as a judge for a Most Beautiful Transsexual contest, following that statement up with a "Not Making This Up" Disclaimer.
* The infamous Canadian Liberal Party attack ads of 2006 used these disclaimers while claiming outrageous things about their opponent [[Stephen Harper]] of the Conservative Party. This went into [[Narm]] territory with the ads that added "We are not allowed to make this up."
* Inverted with [[To Hell and Back|the movie about Audie Murphy]]... starring [[Audie Murphy]]. The man -- as talented a soldier as he was -- deliberately cut out some of his exploits from the movie believing that not even a "I Did Not Make This Up" disclaimer would be able to make the viewers believe it actually happened.
* Part of the reason why The Strangeways Prison riot was able to spread so quickly was because it started on [[April Fools' Day|April 1]], causing several of the upper staff in control of the prison to question the authenticity of the calls for help.
* "I am not kidding." said Dick Van Dyke, after [http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2010/nov/11/dick-van-dyke-porpoises-rescue being rescued by porpoises.]
* In the book ''Website Creation In Plain English'', the author says of a certain ASCII character, "it makes a computer go beep." He then explains he's not making this up and links to [[That Other Wiki]]'s article on the [wp:Bell character|Bell Character]. That's the thing to put on an infinite loop in high school computer science.
* During June 2011 several tornadoes touched down in Massachusetts, and the various news outlets covering it had to repeatedly reassure their viewers that this was, in fact, actually happening. In this case it was trying to keep people from putting themselves in the path of the tornadoes.
* The ''Boston Globe'' once ran [http://www.boston.com/travel/blog/2012/03/boston_a_haven.html?p1=Well_MostPop_Emailed1_HP an article] where the first sentence was literally "We are not making this up: Boston is a very safe place to drive." Given the city's [[Drives Like Crazy|reputation]], the disclaimer was necessary.
 
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