"The Reason You Suck" Speech/Fan Works: Difference between revisions

'''Asuka:''' Like hell you aren’t! You treat all this [[Jumped At the Call|the way I would expect that idiot Aida to do]]! You’re not a soldier, not a warrior, ''[[Falling Into the Cockpit|nothing]]''! The only thing that carried you this far is [[Beginner's Luck|just sheer luck]], nothing more! You refuse to see it but you’re '''NOT''' cut out for this! Are you going to keep up this charade until someone else like Ikari dies from YOUR fault?! Are you prepared to have that kind of blood on your hands?! If not, do us a favor and ''leave this job to the [[Action Girl|professionals]], you pathetic excuse of a man!!!'' }}

* In the ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic]]'' fic "The Blueblood Conspiracy", Rarity [[Sanity Slippage|goes crazy]] after being asked to help hook up Prince Blueblood and the Great and Powerful Trixie, and becomes obsessed with getting revenge on Blueblood for both his behavior at the Grand Galloping Gala in the episode "The Best Night Ever" and for trying to ruin her reputation in the prequel fic "Blueblood Returns". She crashes the wedding disguised as "the Phantom Mare" and tries to force Blueblood to apologize for both events. While Blueblood is [[Character Development|quick to apologize for plotting against Rarity]], he refuses to apologize for his behavior at the Gala, shooting back that ''Rarity'' [[What the Hell, Hero?|should be ashamed]] and accusing her of being just another shallow suitor who only saw Blueblood as an idealized [[Prince Charming]] and trophy husband and wasn't interested at all in the person behind his royal facade.

{{quote|'''Light:''' Mr. Raye Penber is very annoying and doesn't know when to LEAVE PEOPLE ALONE. I realize it is his job to follow me around like a lost puppy but could he at least put a small amount of effort into not being so bloody noticeable? It's almost embarrassing having to look behind me every day and see him there standing oh so inconspicuously behind me with that newspaper shielding his pasty face. [[Newspaper-Thin Disguise|Yes, I can see him behind that newspaper]] the eyes in my face indicate that I am not blind. Your fiancé should note this fact next time he comes tapping along behind me, which should be any moment now I might add. [["The Reason You Suck" Speech|Here are a few tips I wish to convey to your lover boy, please feel free to tell him for me as I think it's counterproductive for me to tell him. Besides it would just point out how inept he truly is:]] 1) when following someone try not to walk so loudly and when they stop walking you stop walking 2) when following someone do not literally follow them at every single moment of the day this includes lurking outside their room in the dead of night 3) [[Limited Wardrobe|do not wear the same clothes every day especially when on a high school campus not only are you noticeable you look completely ridiculous]] 4) when on a bus that is being high-jacked by a man with a gun do not show your victim your ID with your real name, if you have to use a pseudonym it's not unheard of 5) [[With Catlike Tread|everyone can see you whispering in the back of the bus your voice is louder than you think]] 6) don't tell your victim what day your shift ends; you never know when they might have been paying attention. 7) when wearing the same clothes every day do not wear a [[Conspicuous Trenchcoat|blue trench coat]], you want to be mistaken for a drug dealer every time you take a stroll? 8) when glaring at your victim and their date try not to look so completely bored, if you are going for the 'pedophilic-stalker' look be sure to complete it otherwise you look stupid 9) walk at a distance far enough away that your victim can't instantly grasp the fact that he is being stalked 10) try to look like you're doing something besides following your victim people might start to notice. I could go on but I think this should suffice, once again I leave with the statement THE WORLD DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND YOU AND YOUR PATHETIC USELESS BEAU WHO CAN'T EVEN STALK HIS VICTIMS PROPERLY!!! Thank you for your time.}}

* In ''[[Naruto Veangance Revelaitons]]'', during Benji's ending, {{spoiler|[[Crowning Moment of Awesome|Sakura gives this to Ronan while killing him]].}}