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** While not exactly abusive (though it could be considered borderline), any parent who uses their child in a scam attempt.

* [[Accentuate the Negative]]: Reading the site, it could be easy to forget the 90% of customers who don't cause any kind of trouble exist at all.

** The staff actually put a disclaimer on their [http://notalwaysright.com/8-reasons-why-dealing-with-customers-is-worse-than-a-zombie-apocalypse~~/16427~~ zombie comic], acknowledging that a majority of customers are polite and kind.

** The staff actually put a disclaimer on their [http://notalwaysright.com/8-reasons-why-dealing-with-customers-is-worse-than-a-zombie-apocalypse zombie comic], acknowledging that a majority of customers are polite and kind.

* [[Adaptation Displacement]]: Perhaps the second customer said it best: [http://notalwaysright.com/re-vamping-dracula "I hate Hollywood."]

** [http://notalwaysright.com/ordering-pizza-talking-baloney Now with pizza].

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** [http://notalwaysright.com/bloody-stupid Chickens don't bleed!] But [http://notalwaysright.com/free-derange can read] -- why not, if even [http://notalwaysright.com/stupid-customers-come-with-a-sign turtles] do?

** [http://notalwaysright.com/udderly-ridiculous “No thanks, I’m trying to become a vegetarian and eggs come from cows.”] -- right, those [http://notalwaysright.com/attack-of-the-cownivores carnivorous], [http://notalwaysright.com/the-cow-goes-moy soy] cows.

** This would solve the [http://notalwaysright.com/53690-2 Chicken or Egg or WTF] problem, however.

** [http://notalwaysright.com/when-flippers-attack "That’s a dolphin, dear. It eats people.”] And maybe swims upriver to mate. [http://notalwaysright.com/they-swim-upriver-to-mate Like other whales].

** [http://notalwaysright.com/got-the-bird-but-no-bees-here Beware of ostrich basilisks hatching]. And [http://notalwaysright.com/suffering-from-a-reptile-dysfunction fire-breathing insectile bearded dragons].

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** [http://notalwaysright.com/ripe-for-a-correction Cucumbers are pickles that aren't ripened yet].

** [http://notalwaysright.com/talking-turkey-about-the-chickens “Does your chicken and turkey come from the same animal?”]

* [[Artistic License Economics]]: Any entry titled "'''This Is Why We’re In A Recession [Part X]'''". Last checked, there's [~~https~~://notalwaysright.com/recession-part-55 Part 55], and little hope that it can possibly be the last. With a bonus one called "This Is Why We're In A Recession, Literally" - [http://notalwaysright.com/this-is-why-were-in-a-recession-literally which, true to title, states the exact reason for the recession]. And 2 "[http://notalwaysright.com/economic-recession-for-dummies-part-2 Economic Recession For Dummies]".

* [[Artistic License Economics]]: Any entry titled "'''This Is Why We’re In A Recession [Part X]'''". Last checked, there's [http://notalwaysright.com/recession-part-55 Part 55], and little hope that it can possibly be the last. With a bonus one called "This Is Why We're In A Recession, Literally" - [http://notalwaysright.com/this-is-why-were-in-a-recession-literally which, true to title, states the exact reason for the recession]. And 2 "[http://notalwaysright.com/economic-recession-for-dummies-part-2 Economic Recession For Dummies]".

* [[Artistic License Geography]]: ''Many'', but [http://notalwaysright.com/first-ocean-to-the-right-then-straight-on-til-drowning this one] is especially [[TV Tropes Drinking Game|egregious]]. What travel is better -- [http://notalwaysright.com/here-today-gone-to-maui-2 a train to Hawaii] or a boat [http://notalwaysright.com/i-have-a-sinking-feeling to Atlantis]?

** "Wait. [http://notalwaysright.com/watashi-whaaa You mean, Japan exists not only in anime?!]" And even [http://notalwaysright.com/not-in-ermurica Australia isn't on Middle East].

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** [http://notalwaysright.com/not-one-of-historys-mysteries Native Americans]. And [http://notalwaysright.com/talking-like-crazy-horse again]. Blame [[Politically-Correct History|Susan Jeffers' book]]?

** [http://notalwaysright.com/watashi-whaaa Japan]

* [[Even the Wombats Want Him|Even the Lemurs Want To Undress Her]]: [http://notalwaysright.com/demure-lemur The lady chose to be proud of it].

* [[Everything's Better with Dinosaurs]]: [http://notalwaysright.com/watch-out-for-the-pansysaurus Watch Out For The Pansysaurus!]

* [[Everything Is Racist]]: [http://notalwaysright.com/on-the-politically-proper-placement-of-puzzles Puzzles] are [[Serious Business]].

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** [http://notalwaysright.com/age-is-but-a-number It's about grandma!]

** [http://notalwaysright.com/every-bird-and-bees-worst-nightmare How not to answer a question.]

* [[Fun with Acronyms]]: The "[http://notalwaysright.com/failed-the-geek-test Hobbit]".

* [[Fun with Acronyms]]: The "[http://notalwaysright.com/failed-the-geek-test Hobbit]". "[http://notalwaysright.com/not-smart-phone-part-14 Push When Ringing]"

* [[Furry Fandom]]: Kinda feel sorry for [http://notalwaysright.com/the-unfantastic-mr-fox this fellow].

* [[Gag Boobs]]: [http://notalwaysright.com/rudolph-the-boob-nosed-reinder I'm pretty sure the warranty on those implants doesn't cover this.]

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* [[Hoist by His Own Petard]] / [[Laser-Guided Karma]]: A rare real-life example [http://notalwaysright.com/between-a-rock-and-a-hard-head here]. And it's hilarious to boot.

** [http://notalwaysright.com/an-expensive-temper-tantrum-part-2 another] example.

* [[Human Aliens]]: [http://notalwaysright.com/the-commute-must-be-out-of-this-world Meet Qinjax], age 270. Or 45 [[Two of Your Earth Minutes|in Earth years]], where he's named Andrew.

* [[Human Aliens]]: [http://notalwaysright.com/the-commute-must-be-out-of-this-world Meet Qinjax], age 270. Or 45 [[Two of Your Earth Minutes|in Earth years]], where he's named Andrew. Hard to tell with [http://notalwaysright.com/youre-human-ridiculous this creature].

* [[Humanity Is Insane]]

* [[Humans Are Bastards]]: [http://notalwaysright.com/the-lesser-of-two-intergalactic-evils Not that] the [[Destroy All Humans!|alternative]] is better.

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* [[Know-Nothing Know-It-All]]: A lot of customers show up thinking they know best. All of these type of customers cannot be reasoned with. All of these type of customers are ''wrong''.

** "[http://notalwaysright.com/attack-of-the-cownivores stupid hicks are trying to cheat me! Cows are meat-eaters!]"... except that case when "[http://notalwaysright.com/has-beef-with-you the woman there sold us vegetarian cow]".

** Amazing amount of people dial tech support and then proceed to "know better". Most of the "[http://notalwaysright.com/53670-2 Wireless, Clueless, Hopeless]", for example.

* [[Large Ham]]: Some of the aforementioned [[Cloudcuckoolander|Cloud Cuckoolanders]].

* [[Laser-Guided Karma]]: This [http://notalwaysright.com/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served-by-wives Guy] and this [http://notalwaysright.com/kookie-cookie-karma woman]... and [http://notalwaysright.com/grannies-gotta-love-em one] more.

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* [[Somewhere This Index Is Crying|Somewhere An English Teacher Is Crying]]: [http://notalwaysright.com/the-tenth-circle-is-stupidity "What the heck is a poem?!"]

* [[Spell My Name with an "S"]]: A man called [http://notalwaysright.com/why-hello-pheven Pheven] or maybe Stesen.

* [[Spoiled Brat]]: Far too many of them, of all ages. Like [http://notalwaysright.com/theyre-cold-icee these].

* [[Stay in the Kitchen]]: [http://notalwaysright.com/the-land-of-milk-and-money A few] [http://notalwaysright.com/the-estrogen-empire-strikes-back examples.]

** Everyone in the office is female? [http://notalwaysright.com/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served-by-wives This place is doomed!]