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* [[Mistaken for Gay]]: [https://web.archive.org/web/20140417191256/http://notalwaysromantic.com/fathers-just-have-to-be-told-straight/19463 This girl] was rather surprised by it.
* [[Mistaken for Gay]]: [https://web.archive.org/web/20140417191256/http://notalwaysromantic.com/fathers-just-have-to-be-told-straight/19463 This girl] was rather surprised by it.
* [[Mistaken for Prank Call]]: This [https://web.archive.org/web/20130927034933/http://notalwaysromantic.com/guilty-of-perpetrating-a-prank/18773 not-so-savvy officer].
* [[Mistaken for Prank Call]]: This [https://web.archive.org/web/20130927034933/http://notalwaysromantic.com/guilty-of-perpetrating-a-prank/18773 not-so-savvy officer].
* [[Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Peace]]: A ''horse'' of all guests does this [[https://notalwaysright.com/you-say-i-do-i-say-neigh/242129/ when their rider gets married]]. Horse was a "Mama's Boy" according to the writer, and the bride rode him to the ceremony. He was not happy when she went out of his sight; the priest then reached this part of the ceremony. Cue a very loud whinny that echoed through the air. Everyone burst out laughing, including the priest, and the groom joked, "I ''told'' you he didn't like me!" Once the guests and wedding parties calmed down, t priest then amended that if anyone besides the horse had any lawful agreements, they should speak up now. No one did, and the wedding went on as planned. Horse also learned to accept his new stepdad, "grudgingly" as the writer put it.
* [[Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Peace]]: A ''horse'' of all guests does this [https://notalwaysright.com/you-say-i-do-i-say-neigh/242129/ when their rider gets married]. Horse was a "Mama's Boy" according to the writer, and the bride rode him to the ceremony. He was not happy when she went out of his sight; the priest then reached this part of the ceremony. Cue a very loud whinny that echoed through the air. Everyone burst out laughing, including the priest, and the groom joked, "I ''told'' you he didn't like me!" Once the guests and wedding parties calmed down, t priest then amended that if anyone besides the horse had any lawful arguments, they should speak up now. No one did, and the wedding went on as planned. Horse also learned to accept his new stepdad, "grudgingly" as the writer put it.
* [[That Came Out Wrong]]/[[Compliment Backfire]]: A number of comments made to one's partner that didn't sound half as positive or romantic the speaker imagined, such as [https://web.archive.org/web/20140710052535/http://notalwaysromantic.com/love-is-blind/20098 this one]: "But, I don’t want to have my glasses on when I look at you."
* [[That Came Out Wrong]]/[[Compliment Backfire]]: A number of comments made to one's partner that didn't sound half as positive or romantic the speaker imagined, such as [https://web.archive.org/web/20140710052535/http://notalwaysromantic.com/love-is-blind/20098 this one]: "But, I don’t want to have my glasses on when I look at you."
* [[Tsundere]]: [https://web.archive.org/web/20130928091556/http://notalwaysromantic.com/persistence-pays-and-pisses-off/19049 This girl] should be the new mascot for the trope.
* [[Tsundere]]: [https://web.archive.org/web/20130928091556/http://notalwaysromantic.com/persistence-pays-and-pisses-off/19049 This girl] should be the new mascot for the trope.