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* [[Squee]]: [https://web.archive.org/web/20130807123231/http://notalwaysrelated.com/underworld-overheard/19525 This] ''[[Underworld (film)|Underworld]]'' fangirl.
* [[Squee]]: [https://web.archive.org/web/20130807123231/http://notalwaysrelated.com/underworld-overheard/19525 This] ''[[Underworld (film)|Underworld]]'' fangirl.
* [[Take a Third Option]]: [https://web.archive.org/web/20130214070601/http://notalwaysrelated.com/to-have-and-to-hold-a-cup-of-coffee/19641 What this father wants to do].
* [[Take a Third Option]]: [https://web.archive.org/web/20130214070601/http://notalwaysrelated.com/to-have-and-to-hold-a-cup-of-coffee/19641 What this father wants to do].
* [[Tempting Fate]]: In "[https://notalwaysright.com/fancy-butchers-chicken-by-the-case-the-meaning-of-expensive-taste/235655/ Fancy Butcher’s Chicken By The Case, The Meaning Of Expensive Taste]," the family cat is allowed in the kitchen during Christmas because he has never leaped on the table to steal bites of the holiday chicken. He gets his own plate afterward. One year, the family got expensive butcher's chicken. The OP had said their cat had become arthritic and didn't like leaping. They assumed that since he was old and a creature of habit, that it would be safe leaving the chicken for a few minutes. Nope; for the first time ever, the cat had leaped onto the table and was chomping away. He had to be pulled away and put up a fight. "And ever since that chicken, our cat has turned his nose up to the supermarket chicken."
* [[Up, Up, and Away]]: What [https://web.archive.org/web/20140723172724/http://notalwaysrelated.com/moms-always-intercede-for-their-super-seed/19366 this father] thinks his baby should be able to do.
* [[Up, Up, and Away]]: What [https://web.archive.org/web/20140723172724/http://notalwaysrelated.com/moms-always-intercede-for-their-super-seed/19366 this father] thinks his baby should be able to do.
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