(The Customer is) Not Always Right: Difference between revisions

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** [http://notalwaysright.com/a-match-made-in-size-7 The woman] who tells her boyfriend he'll be [[Exiled to the Couch|sleeping on the couch]], but they don't actually live together. That's just the start of a downward spiral; it leads to {{spoiler|the boyfriend and the cashier getting engaged.}}
** [https://web.archive.org/web/20110828080450/http://notalwaysright.com/an-expensive-temper-tantrum-part-2 Ignore advice] in the cellphone shop, try to get a large bill cancelled, get angry and end up with ''much larger'' bills.
* [[Eskimos Aren't Real]]:
** [http://notalwaysright.com/not-one-of-historys-mysteries Native Americans]. And [http://notalwaysright.com/talking-like-crazy-horse again]. Blame [[Politically-Correct History|Susan Jeffers' book]]?
** [http://notalwaysright.com/watashi-whaaa Japan]
* [[Even the Wombats Want Him|Even the Lemurs Want To Undress Her]]: [http://notalwaysright.com/demure-lemur The lady chose to be proud of it].
* [[Everything's Better with Dinosaurs]]: [http://notalwaysright.com/watch-out-for-the-pansysaurus Watch Out For The Pansysaurus!]
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* [[Reflexive Response]]: [http://notalwaysright.com/how-you-know-youve-been-working-too-long This one].
* [[Refuge in Audacity]]: [http://notalwaysright.com/perhaps-a-little-bit-too-free A shining example.]
* [[EskimosReindeer Aren't Real]]:
** [http://notalwaysright.com/not-one-of-historys-mysteries Native Americans]. And [http://notalwaysright.com/talking-like-crazy-horse again]. Blame [[Politically-Correct History|Susan Jeffers' book]]?
** [http://notalwaysright.com/watashi-whaaa Japan]
* [[Rich in Dollars, Poor In Sense]]: [http://notalwaysright.com/she-probably-needs-someone-to-put-her-clothes-on-too "What is this, some sort of self service store?"]
** Several of the stories on here are about extremely stubborn customers who will pay the price posted and '''''only''''' the price posted, no matter what sales or discounts are in effect despite not being advertised. It's like they're hardwired to believe that no matter what the store workers do, they're trying to rip them off.