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* [[Burn the Witch]]: With people like [http://notalwaysright.com/for-my-next-trick this] ''today'', it's not a surprise this was so popular back in [[The Dung Ages]].
* [[But I Can't Be Pregnant]]: [http://notalwaysright.com/even-managers-have-a-stupid-quota Oh], [http://notalwaysright.com/denial-by-way-of-refund yes] [https://web.archive.org/web/20110827023734/http://notalwaysright.com/a-strong-case-for-reproductive-licensing you can].<ref>Though this one may just have meant she was not trying either way. And take "still having her period" as evidence she wasn't pregnant at the time</ref> And your [http://notalwaysright.com/that-hot-tub-had-better-be-filled-with-spermicide daughter] too.
* [[But That I Would Believe]]: [
* [[Buxom Is Better]]: [http://notalwaysright.com/the-sisterhood-of-the-traveling-back-pain/17925 According to these customers], it is. In fact, they call the employee's breasts tiny, even though she has C-Cups, which are usually considered big.
* [[The Cake Is a Lie]]: [http://notalwaysright.com/deceptive-desserts Some people just don't get it.]
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** Inverted [http://notalwaysright.com/not-always-right-on-so-many-levels here]—a white guy ''not'' trying to be black is called a n***** by a [[Racist Grandma]] who's pretending to have a disability. [[It Got Worse|It gets worse.]]
* [[Psychopathic Manchild]]: A sizeable proportion of the customers.
* [[Punctuated! For! Emphasis!]]: Parody of the former [[Trope Namer]] [http://notalwaysright.com/paging-leonidas-to-the-front-desk here] and [http://notalwaysright.com/no-one-ever-said-it-would-be-boring here]; these also fit the normal definition of the trope. The title of [https://web.archive.org/web/20110415012226/http://notalwaysright.com/thisisspyware this one], also a reference to ''[[300]]'', fits as well.
** And a more straightforward one: [http://notalwaysright.com/stir-yes-sir "Medium! Coffee! Two! Equal!"]
** [http://notalwaysright.com/for-the-love-of-god-get-gps-part-2 I'm! In! Canada!]
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* [[Sarcasm Failure]]: Describing the obviously-impossible task the customer has just requested in graphic detail ''might'' make it obvious that it can't be done. But it seems to just as often meet with a reply of "Yes, yes, can you do that?"
* [[Screw Politeness, I'm a Senior!]]: Invoked [http://notalwaysright.com/have-age-will-complain here].
** [[Skinship Grope|And]] [[Dirty Old Man|also]] [https://web.archive.org/web/20110828073657/http://notalwaysright.com/aarp-membership-comes-with-a-few-hidden-perks here.]
* [[Screw the Rules, I Have Connections]]: [http://notalwaysright.com/not-quite-a-family-business Uh], [http://notalwaysright.com/thats-a-latte-coupons no], [http://notalwaysright.com/of-all-the-lies-to-tell you] [http://notalwaysright.com/lesson-1-how-to-scam-a-scammer really] [http://notalwaysright.com/now-hiring-paramarketers don't].
* [[Screw the Rules, I Have Money]]: See it [http://notalwaysright.com/becoming-familiar-with-fiber here].
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