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* '''Succu Offed''': Two stoners have a shared hallucination after drinking cactus juice and are haunted by the booming voice of the spirit of a saguaro cactus who warns that they will be punished for stealing him from his natural habitat. Both stoners die by [[Watch Where You're Going|not looking where they're going]] in their attempt to escape the vengeful plant and end up [[Impaled ~~With~~ Extreme Prejudice|impaled by cacti.]]

* '''Succu Offed''': Two stoners have a shared hallucination after drinking cactus juice and are haunted by the booming voice of the spirit of a saguaro cactus who warns that they will be punished for stealing him from his natural habitat. Both stoners die by [[Watch Where You're Going|not looking where they're going]] in their attempt to escape the vengeful plant and end up [[Impaled with Extreme Prejudice|impaled by cacti.]]

{{quote| "Cactus voice": [[Large Ham|YOU HAVE PERTURBED THE UNIVERRRRRSE OF CACTIIIIIIIIIII!]]}}

* '''Boyz 2 Dead''': A boy band that used to be popular in the 1990s is now reduced to playing at small clubs for bored audiences. The lead singer hears a woman with a camcorder scream his name and does a stage dive, hoping the audience would catch him. They don't and he ends up dead from the impact damaging his spine. The kicker: the other members of the boy band [[The Show Must Go On|continue their performance]] after realizing the lead singer is dead.

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{{quote| [The dead girl, who is bent over a couch with her butt sticking up, lets out a fart -- and blood sprays onto one of the roommates' face.]<br />

'''Roommate #2''': I'm covered in ass blood! }}

* '''Down With The Clown''': A birthday party clown named Funny Eddie is out to destroy a hip-hop [[Horrorcore]] duo called [[Insane Clown Posse ~~(Music)~~|Infernal Clown Posse]] because he thinks they're ruining the reputation of clowns everywhere. Funny Eddie crashes one of their concerts and tries to get onstage, but gets hit in the head with a soda bottle. When he comes to, he decides to pull the plug on the concert and upstage the group. Turns out it's not such a good idea, as being drenched in soda made the clown conducive to the electricity in the wires and he got fried. Infernal Clown Posse's response: "IN! YOUR! FACE!"

* '''Down With The Clown''': A birthday party clown named Funny Eddie is out to destroy a hip-hop [[Horrorcore]] duo called [[Insane Clown Posse|Infernal Clown Posse]] because he thinks they're ruining the reputation of clowns everywhere. Funny Eddie crashes one of their concerts and tries to get onstage, but gets hit in the head with a soda bottle. When he comes to, he decides to pull the plug on the concert and upstage the group. Turns out it's not such a good idea, as being drenched in soda made the clown conducive to the electricity in the wires and he got fried. Infernal Clown Posse's response: "IN! YOUR! FACE!"

* Even the ads can be pretty funny. The mere concept of [[The Grim Reaper]] doing [[Stand Up Comedy]] to describe the show is LOL-worthy.

* '''Gas Holed''': A proctologist who has a thing for women's asses forgets to tell a stripper (who suffered rectal injury during a porno movie shoot) with a nice ass to not eat anything before operating on her. She eats [[Fire-Breathing Diner|a HUGE chilli dog]] and later [[Fartillery|lets out a big fart during the surgery]]. . . accidentally blowing up the cauterizer and burning the [[Dirty Old Man]] doc's face and lungs.