Loop: Ain't never been to Mexico... Lono: No? It's a sweet place... Victor: If you're American. Jack: Yeah, it must taste like ass to be Mexican. Loop: Mexicans are Americans. Victor, Lono and Jack: The hell they are!
Lono's idea of a knock-knock joke
(knocks on the door) Jack: Who is it? Lono: Norma. Jack: Norma who? Lono: Norma Lee. As in, normally I just bash the fuckin' door down. Let me in!