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rename The Cloud Cuckoolander Was Right to The Cuckoolander Was Right
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** Considering how many times BM stabbed him in the head, I'd say this might've been intentional.
* [[Cloudcuckoolander]]: He lives in different realities most of the time. The brief times he collides with the one everyone else lives in usually combines some [[Department of Redundancy Department|combination]] of [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]], [[Too Dumb to Fool]], and [[Too Dumb to Live]]. Also [[Too Dumb to Live|Too Dumb To Die]], apparently. In any case among his usual frolicking in Happy Cloud Land Where [[Vitriolic Best Buds|Black Mage is my friend]], he occasionally dips down to reality with piercing insights, usually resulting in...
* [[The
{{quote|'''Fighter''': Don't ''lie'' to the poor lady, RM. You know exactly who we are and we don't look innocent at all. All I'd trust those two jokers with is a [[Chronic Backstabbing Disorder|stab in the back]] and [[Omnicidal Maniac|then the throat]]. And you wear '''''[[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|a mask.]]''''' I look okay and seem honest, but as far as she knows, it's an elaborate act. A ruse that works ''so well'' my own friends could never suspect - never ''consider'' - the evil I inflict upon innocents wheresoever we go.<br />
'''Red Mage''': He's just kidding of... of course... }}
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* [[0% Approval Rating]]: To the point where half of his subjects, when given a choice, [http://www.nuklearpower.com/2003/10/23/episode-345-political-nuances/ preferred to get a sword through their heads than to be ruled by King Steve forever.]
* [[Brick Joke]]: See [[The
* [[The Caligula]]: He starts wars with other countries and murders his own subjects on a whim. Plus, [http://www.nuklearpower.com/2003/12/23/king-steve-theater-new-shoes/ he likes to wear shoes made from baby skin. Fresh daily. That cry.] His [[The Ditz|severe mental retardation]] does not help matters.
* [[Cloudcuckoolander]]
* {{spoiler|[[The
* [[The Ditz]]: He's even more stupid than ''Fighter''.
* [[Imaginary Enemy]]: His political rival Length of String. {{spoiler|Until King Steve assassinates him.}}
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