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== Fighter And Black Mage sitting in a tree [[Yaoi Guys|K-I-S-S-I-N-G]]! ==

 

Therefore, every fan of [[8-Bit Theater|Eight Bit Theater]] should sling nursery rhymes on Black Mage.

== The strip will end with a touching death ==

Don't say who. Brian Clevinger could be reading this.

 

== The strip will end with a [[Dungeons and Dragons|Touch of Death]]. ==

The real Light Warriors (the Knight, White Wizard, Red Wizard, and Ninja who just missed becoming the Light Warriors), who have been getting Sarda's help from behind the scenes. In the latest comic (as of May 26, 2009), {{spoiler|Sarda stated that the villains who have been making the world worse by simply existing are Black Mage, Thief, and Red Mage, with Fighter being a casualty}}. The real Light Warriors will show up and kill the villains {{spoiler|and Fighter}} to save the world from their menace.

 

They are like the blood-filled prop knives, only they don't retract much and they contain [[Healing Potion]]. It's been shown that smashing a healing potion into one's face is enough to get the effect, and so it could be that it just needs to get into the blood. Healing Shivs may run out; if they don't, then the healing potions could be [[Futurama|the excrement of a slug]], and little slugs are contained in the handles of every [[Healing Shiv]].

 

Due to the corrupted nature of causality, even if Sarda wanted to kill them, he can't because he doesn't remember doing it and having it stick.

 

She will manifest as God after her death and revival and save them, now that she understands the tragic nature of existence. Then she will combine them to form Chaos and have the real Light warriors kill it.

 

 

== The paradox of [spoiler 1] is actually what sent [spoiler 2] back to the beginning of existence in the first place. ==

 

== White Mage is preventing <ref>Chaos</ref> from destroying the universe. ==

 

== The Unbound Nexus is the [[True Final Boss]]. ==

== Black Mae Can't Help but Love White Mage ==

White Mage created the universe in it's first few seconds, and all was pure and good. Then Sadra who has deep, well founded, hatred for Black Mage began to guide the universe. He was guiding it so that when Black Mage did come into existence his life would be nothing but pain, but a little of White Mage's goodness still exist even after his infinity of work. Black Mage is born and literally the universe hates him. His entire life is one torture after another, which leads him to hating everyone and everything, but he never dies because that one piece of WM in the beginning prevents that from happening. Then one day he sees White Mage; the one being who helped make the universe slightly livable for him and he falls hopelessly in love, but he cannot overcome Sadra's influence over the rest of the universe, which molded him into the evil creature he is today, cannot allow him to be with her. So his love is hopeless and he has literally nothing left.

 

== The real ending of 8-Bit Theater will be an unexpected crossover [[Gainax Ending]]. ==

 

...Okay, I know it's a [[Mind Screw]], but ''I actually had a dream about the comic ending just like this''. Therefore [[Psychic Dreams for Everyone|it must be true!]]

 

== Fighter became a Drownball Champion because Dr. Swordopolis made a cut in the fabric of reality ==

 

== There will be a sequel called "16-Bit Theater" ==

It'll most likely be based on [[Final Fantasy V]] (or use the most sprites from it) because of the Class System.

 

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