A Date with Rosie Palms: Difference between revisions

'''Brian:''' Yeah, yeah! We're doing that thing, we're doing what you usually do on a Thursday afternoon!

'''Chris:''' Masturbate?

'''Chris:''' Well, maybe back to back, but I gotta tell you, I'm not 100% on this. }}

** In "Stewie Kills Lois", Meg brings a pack of hot dogs to her room, and says: "I'm gonna pretend you're the ''New York Knicks!''" Peter later mentions that he has to buy hot dogs because "we keep running out for some reason".

** Zii, watching all-male pornography while calling DiDi's name. She does not notice the contradiction there.

* There's a weird example (which isn't actually masturbation) in ''[[El Goonish Shive]]''. Elliot completely fails at fantasizing about women (Imaginary Bikini Model: I'm someone's daughter, you ''bastard''), which his girlfriend Sarah and her friend Susan discuss at length. Susan thinks he should be praised for his restraint, while Sarah thinks it isn't healthy.

'''Susan:''' I try not to. }}

* In ''[[Jet Dream (webcomic)|Jet Dream]]'', while Marlene claims a lack of interest in romance of any sort after [[Gender Bender|her sex change]], she also makes several veiled references to using "the science of vibration" or her "Jet Dream Vibrostick" to deal with her new feminine urges.

** Also in chapter 13 of sixth series, he's asked to do it in order to get his sperm checked by a doctor. However, it becomes quite difficult to carry out...

* Johnny Vegas, on an episode of [[QI]], joked that Kellogg's Corn Flakes were designed to prevent masturbation in young boys.

'''Johnny Vegas:''' ''(surprised)'' "You're Joking!" }}

* The UK's Channel 4 attempted as series of documentaries under the banner "Wank Week". [[Moral Guardians|This was met with the inevitable response]].