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{{quote|'''T-Rex''': Well Dromiceiomimus, I guess this really just goes to show you: when you spend a few hours reading up on a financial bookkeeping... there's no ACCOUNTING for what you'll learn!
'''Utahraptor''': T-Rex! [[Overly Prepared Gag|You just spent hours learning about accounting for a pun!]]
'''T-Rex''': I -- I guess!|''[[
{{quote|Hey! The secret to health, happiness, a successful marriage and a booming business is simple. All you need is puns! No more trotting out boring old "Good morning" and "Goodnight". When you greet people, do it with a smile and a bit of horseplay. Try a "[[Incredibly Lame Pun|Good marening]]" or a "[[Hurricane of Puns|Goodneight]]"! Before long, you'll be the most popular punner in the town, neigh, the world! Remember: you'll be galloping your way towards happiness with laughter as your steed.|''A Pun-filled Life Is A Fun-Filled Life!'', found on Torneko's bookshelf in ''[[
{{quote|''Don't worry about making bad chemistry jokes, because all the good ones Argon.''|[[CBC]] News|[https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/periodic-table-birthday-1.4979745 O Mg! It's the periodic table's B day!]}}
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{{quote|"The Good and Great must ever shun
That reckless and abandoned one
Who stoops to perpetrate a pun.
"The man that smokes--that reads the Times -
That goes to Christmas Pantomimes -
Is capable of ANY crimes!"
|[[Lewis Carroll]]|''The Three Voices''}}
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