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'''''Achewood''''' is a critically acclaimed and very adult comic by Chris Onstad, originally about the adventures of his stuffed animals (straight-man Teodor, refined Cornelius, sweet-natured young Philippe and violent boozer Lyle), which expanded to include, and was eventually taken over by, the neighborhood cats (ideas man Ray, and clinically depressed Roast Beef).
== The main characters are: ==▼
* Ray, [[Uncle Pennybags|massively wealthy]], hip-hop loving [[Wacky Guy]] (or cat) with a penchant for weird side projects. Became a [[Breakout Character]] along with Roast Beef once introduced.
* Roast Beef, half [[Deadpan Snarker]], half clinically depressed cat from Circumstances.
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* Molly, [[The Chick]] cat who Roast Beef met in heaven and recently married.
* Todd, unspeakably stupid cokehead squirrel and even more of a Jerkass than Pat.
* Nice Pete, a [[Serial Killer]] that fits the [[Hair
* Lie-Bot, whose name encapsulates his character rather well.
* Vlad, a robot from Eastern Europe.
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Has a much more expansive world than most webcomics. In addition to the comic, Onstad maintains blogs for ''twelve'' of the characters, runs an ''Achewood'' radio station, and puts out cookbooks with original recipes by the characters, many of which are completely edible.
Can be read [http://achewood.com/ here]. If you'd like to skip the comic's [[Early Installment Weirdness]], start [http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03122002 here] instead. For the [[Wham! Episode]] Cartilage Head storyline, read [http://achewood.com/index.php?date=09132005 here]. And for ''the Great Outdoor Fight'', which was published as a standalone hardcover comic by Dark Horse, start [http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01112006 here] (and read on - the storyline takes a while to get going).
The strip went on [http://s.assetbar.com/one_asset?b=
▲The strip went on [http://s.assetbar.com/one_asset?b=S~cfd4f5a32442ff25864a8357965235a41&a=S~846 a hiatus of sorts] for much of 2011, but seems to have finally [http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=11232011 returned].
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* [[Aborted Arc]]: The "High School" arc. The only resolution is Roast Beef talking Nice Pete out of the whole High School thing; we don't know what happened to Lurquill -- and few people mind. We will now never know if Téodor chugged Nathan's giant hog. (Though from positioning and expressions, the most likely answer is "yup".)▼
▲* [[Aborted Arc]]: The "High School" arc. The only resolution is Roast Beef talking Nice Pete out of the whole High School thing; we don't know what happened to Lurquill -- and few people mind. We will now never know if Téodor chugged Nathan's giant hog.
** Also from much earlier is the "Possessed Banjo" arc, which was cut short when Onstad's daughter was born.
** More recently the arc with Ray being concussed and delusional about his identity.
* [[Accentuate the Negative]]: Roast Beef, <s>whenever people try to cheer him up</s> ''always''.
* [[The Alcoholic]]: Lyle.
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* [[Alt Text]]: A major component of the comics humor.
* [[Applied Phlebotinum]]: The Mexican [[Magical Realism]] camera, among other things.
* [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking]]: [[Calling the Old Man Out|Roast Beef calls out his grandmother]] when he's finally had it with her:
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* [[Author Appeal]]: Computer programming, apparently. [[Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick|And heavy drinking]].
** Cookery too; a couple of characters are shown to be fine chefs on more than one occasion, particularly Teodor
*** Onstad himself is a lover of fine food and cooking, and in one third-party article, prepares several dishes of [[Eat That|testicles.]]
* [[Author Avatar]]: Teodor, to a minor extent, particularly given his sarcasm, and interest in cuisine. Onstad himself once admitted to a fan that while there are small elements of him in most of the characters, Teodor gets the biggest share.
* [[Badass]]:
** Ramses Luther. Good God, Ramses Luther. He's also fathered countless children, who are now well into adulthood: he's a [[Badass Grandpa]].
*** He can't even have lunch without destroying a man and declaring the death of God.
** Cornelius Bear, having won the first annual Badass Games. Could've won it in his sleep, but didn't, as a courtesy to the other participants. See also [[Cool Old Guy]].
* [[Badass Bystander]]: Spongebath and Emeril. They seem to know everybody and everything happening in the Achewood universe and how to immediately deal with whatever problems come up, though they mainly stand in the background and expound on bizarre conspiracy theories.
* [[Berserk Button]]: Roast Beef is normally pretty calm and cool, and sure, he gets angry from time to time like anyone else - but gods help you if you skip out on his [https://web.archive.org/web/20101218102748/http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uuahQNnb9 Moussaka]. Being tied up is about the only excuse you have.
** 'You diss my dog, you fluff my hog'
** If Ray thinks you've hurt his [[Heterosexual Life Partners|dogg]] Roast Beef, [http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=03082006 he will pound you into cowboy sauce].
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* [[Brains and Brawn]]: Roast Beef and Ray fit into these roles, but not until "The Great Outdoor Fight". (prior to that, while Ray is decently successful in business, losing a fight to him is just downright embarrassing).
* [[Break the Cutie]]: When Philippe asks Lie Bot "What is the saddest thing?" he never holds back, and usually [[Crosses the Line Twice]].
* [[Breakout Character]]: Ray and Roast Beef are currently the main characters of the strip, with the rest taking supporting roles. They didn't debut in the strip for months, and took even longer to take over, but there they are.
* [[Casanova]]: Vlad, King of the Make-Outs.
* [[Catch Phrase]]: The characters don't use as many in-universe examples (aside from great usage of the word "dogg"), but the fandom picks up very quickly on certain great lines. Expect to hear "do you think it's rad to have alcoholism?" more than a few times from Acheheads.
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* [[Chick Tracts]]: Referenced and deflated [http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=08192008 here].
* [[Chuck Cunningham Syndrome]]: Lie-Bot, Lyle, Little Nephew, Vlad, Todd and Pat have all been MIA for some time.
* [[Comically Missing the Point]]: Ray and Roast Beef are in Roast Beef's room discussing nudie mags, and Ray talks about seeing one where a girl had particularly large endowments. They're interrupted by, out in the main room, the arrival of Roast Beef's (apparent) estranged father (who he'd never met), who loudly demands to see his children... before being shot dead by Roast Beef's mother. Ray observes Roast Beef's horror... and tries to assure him that the bit about the huge boobs wasn't true, he just made it up to try and impress him...
* [[Comic Trio]]: Eventually heavily subverted in the form of Ray, Pat and Roast Beef.
* [[Corrupt Corporate Executive]]: Ray is a largely benign version of this. While he is effectively above the law due to his wealth and connections, he doesn't use this for evil. (Mischief, maybe, and maybe the occasional grey area, but not evil.)
* [[Cloudcuckoolander]]: Ray becomes this when [http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=01272005 stoned].
* [[Cluster F
* [[Cool Old Guy]]: [[Memetic Badass|Cornelius Bear]] won the first Badass Olympics, unanimously. Cornelius Bear prepares remarks for a competition he thinks he won't win, just in case. Cornelius Bear writes closed captioning for pornographic films. Cornelius Bear was invited to join [[
* [[Deal
* [[The Ditz]]: Todd. Who is also a massive [[Jerkass]] and a more-fail-than-usual [[Casanova Wannabe]].
** Gets a little character development in the North Korean Magical Realism arc... but it doesn't stick.
* [[Don't Explain the Joke]]: Averted by the alt text, which instead of ruining the joke humorously [[Lampshade Hanging|lampshades]] it.
* [[Drink Order]]: Ketel One. [[Gargle Blaster|And Blue Nun.]]
* [[Early Installment Weirdness]]: Lots. The characters had pretty different personalities and mannerisms from the start. The least changed are probably Phillipe and Lyle, while the most changed is definitely Cornelius. When he was just "Mr. Bear", he couldn't even explain how vodka and bourbon tasted differently, and thought AIDS was caused by someone having sex with a marsupial... by the time everyone knew him as Cornelius, he was a lifelong connoisseur of fine liquors and an educated [[Only Sane Man]].
* [[Embarrassing First Name]]: Roast Beef was born "Cassandra".
* [[Even Evil Has Standards]]: While "evil" might be stretching it (just slightly) for Pat, even he won't be a [[Jerkass]] to Ray's mother.
* [[Fiction 500]]: Ray already came from a background that was (at least) mildly wealthy, but he then had an album that went platinum... dozens of times. Since then he's established his own record label, had various business ventures (some more successful than others), but never really had anything happen to hurt him financially. He effectively has infinite money.
* [[Flanderization]]: A rare case where the character in question didn't have much personality BEFORE the single trait was accentuated; Roast Beef was just one of the "dirtiest dudes in town" who didn't talk much (when he did his personality didn't seem too much different from Ray's.) It wasn't until [[Growing the Beard|The Famous Party Arc]] that he developed the persona of the put-upon, clinically depressed programmer from [[Hilariously Abusive Childhood|Circumstances]].
* [[Flat Character]]: Part of the reason why Lyle moved so quickly into the background from the original main four cast members. His "drunken angry guy" schtick was all he really had. (Although, interestingly, he's given backstory and ''some'' growth.)
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* [[Gender Blender Name]]: Cassandra "Roast Beef" Kazenzakis.
* [[Genius Ditz]]: Philippe, usually possessing the mindset of an extremely hyperactive and naive five-year old, has several moments of extreme savantry, such as being adept at polyglot palindromes, "leading a frog through a makeshift obstacle course using only a small tatter of yellow madras," and becoming a successful, [[Stephen Wright]] esque comedian. This tendency both amazes and troubles Cornelius.
** Ray is something of the same... he's almost completely incapable of telling a bad idea from a good idea. And yet he's able to make most of those ideas at least relatively successful, whichever they are.
* [[Gratuitous German]] / [[Gratuitous Spanish]]: Periodically there will be entire strips done in Spanish or German (Heute auf Deutsch/Hoy en Español) with no explanation why.
* [[Heterosexual Life Partners]]: Ray and Roast Beef, but their phrase is Knuckleheads from Old Times.
* [[Hilariously Abusive Childhood]]: Roast Beef's seesaws between this and just plain tragic.
* [[Inn Between the Worlds]]: The Friendly's restaurant in Hell is used by several characters to escape back to Earth, and it's suggested that every Friendly's on Earth similarly contains a portal to Hell.
* [[Intercourse
* [[Jerkass]]: Pat. He's so insufferable that even his friends only tolerate him at best - with the exception of serial killer Nice Pete, who seems to be impressed at the sheer force of Pat's personality.
* [[Jerk
* [[Le Parkour]]: sort of, in [http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=11072005 this strip].
* [[Literary Agent Hypothesis]]: There is a conceit that Onstad is just representing actual events, and shares a house with Téodor, Cornelius and Philippe. This has become less central to the comic as time goes on.
* [[Magical Realism]]: The storylines were already fairly surreal before Magical Realism became an actual in-universe quality of goods imported from Mexico, along with (possibly) the UK and recently North Korea.
* [[Maybe Magic, Maybe Mundane]]: When Beef comes back from heaven, he somehow has the receipt from the Chinese takeout food he ordered there.
* [[Morgan Freeman]]: He somehow has written down his [http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02052007 views about certain tostadas.]
* [[Most Writers Are Writers]]: Nearly every character in Achewood has tried their hand at writing fiction at some point. Most notable is Cornelius, who writes for Harlequin Romance. There was a series of strips in which some of the characters wrote Harry Potter fan fiction.
* [[Murder
** Little Nephew's stunt with driving into a lake at one inch per hour had very mild shades of this.
* [[Names to Run Away From Really Fast]]: [http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02022009 Balthazar Murder Stonefield Accalum and all his brethren.]
* [[Noodle Incident]]: Averted in the already-nightmarish Transfer Station arc with Zell and Cory.
** In the Great Outdoor Fight arc, something happened in Ted's past that made him need to [https://web.archive.org/web/20110831170228/http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua2dV42f "stuff his trousers"]
* [[Not Allowed to Grow Up]]: Apparently, Philippe.▼
* [[Old Shame]]: Ray pays hush money to cover up the existence of a series of embarrassing videotapes of him {{spoiler|as an underground hip-hop dancer.}} Subverted with Lyle, who has done porn.
* [[Only Known by Their Nickname]]: Roast Beef, obviously (and who can blame him). His brother also goes almost exclusively by Showbiz. Ray's nephew is pretty much only called Little Nephew (actually Charles Smuckles).
* [[Painting the Medium]]: <small>Dang you know how Roast Beef uses hell of a small font to talk in with his speech balloon all crowded like the Dickens plus the dude has got [[No Punctuation Period]] so his sentences run like they are on rails</small>
::<small>all comin' back with another speech balloon if Beef is gettin' a second sentence on to make sure his sentences end all vague and lacking the definition brought about by your common or garden period or full stop</small>
* [[Parental Abandonment]]: We never really see anything of Little Nephew's parents, and Ray seems to be his legal guardian (since the county keeps coming after ''him'' whenever something happens with Little Nephew).
* [[Popular Saying But]]: Eating an apple a day keeps the doctor away... but throwing it at him works better!▼
* [[Poor Communication Kills]]: Or could have, if things had gone on for a few (dozen) more hours. Everyone tries to tell Ray that Little Nephew is in danger and he won't listen... but they don't actually ''tell'' him that Little Nephew is in danger. They just keep insisting he turn on the news, and he just keeps getting more aggravated and stubborn at everyone trying to boss him around.
* [[Pretty Fly for A White Guy]] Roast Beef and Ray, and later Little Nephew. Granted, they ''are'' cats and the traditional concepts of "race" don't apply, but their speech patterns and interests do borrow pretty heavily from African American hip hop culture.▼
▲* [[Popular Saying, But...]]: Eating an apple a day keeps the doctor away... but throwing it at him works better!
* [[Punctuated for Emphasis]]: "I.... Am... Rude!"▼
▲* [[Pretty Fly for
{{quote| '''[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=09112003 Ray]''': Dear. God. I. Am. Not. A. Religious. Man.}}▼
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* [[Purple Prose]]: Cornelius' descriptive and tasteful writing style can make even the basest Harlequin Romance novel (or even Spice Channel caption) sophisticated.
* [[The Pig Pen]]: Lyle.
* [[Really Seven Hundred Years Old]]: Philippe - he's five, but judging from his parents' age he should be at least as old as the other cast members.
** If you look closer he also has a bit of [[Creepy Child]] going, as he's simply more knowledgeable than most other 5 year olds due to this - it doesn't really stick out in the cast, though. Example: we see him type out some stories, and the only problem they have are plotting.
** There's a pair of strips that show snapshots of Beef, Ray, Téodor and Philippe from the comic's beginning through to 2052 or so; Téodor apparently dies before Ray, somehow, and Philippe remains 5 forever.
* [[The Runt At the End]]: Provides the page image for this trope.
* [[Satellite Character]]: Sondra, Ray's mother. Her life as portrayed in the strip revolves completely around Ray. Heck, just look at her [http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uuacHchcp flowchart]; not one branch deals with anything other than her son.▼
* [[Sarcasm Failure]]: This happens to Ray a lot, as someone will suggest something that seems particularly stupid, and Ray will think it's genius. At least half the time, Ray turns out to be right.
** A more subtle (and faintly sad) version comes during one flashback: a young Roast Beef disdainfully replies to Ray's suggestion of coming to stay with him with "Oh, what, I'll just live with you? Like I'll be adopted by you or something?" Ray thinks to himself that he doesn't see any problem with that, as they have plenty of rooms and plenty of food.
▲* [[Satellite Character]]: Sondra, Ray's mother. Her life as portrayed in the strip revolves completely around Ray. Heck, just look at her [https://web.archive.org/web/20101115190912/http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uuacHchcp flowchart]; not one branch deals with anything other than her son.
* [[Schedule Slip]]: Big-time, especially in 2009-2010. January 2010 was completely blank due to Onstad moving, and the Summer of 2010 has gone weeks without update sometimes. It's partially made up for by paying for the Premium services, which give ''epic'' short stories and in-depth personal reference from the characters. This is also partially because Onstad has depression (which is not rad). It may have something to do with living in Portland
* [[Secret Test of Character]]: The Cartilage Head arc. {{spoiler|He proved himself a coward who would desert a dying man.}} ''Both'' {{spoiler|Ray and Roast Beef}} have run-ins with him, and both are technically cowards, albeit for different reasons.
* [[Seinfeldian Conversation]]: In spades.
* [[Serious Business]]: Being a breast man earns you free karate lessons, a Corvette ignition ringtone, discounts on candy, and a [https://web.archive.org/web/20110315095107/http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua4PPdb2 secret menu at Taco Bell]. Also, a special, breast man-specific drink... that requires you telling the barman a password {{spoiler|entropy9}}.
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* [[Take a Third Option]]: At the very end of the Great Outdoor Fight, only Ray and Roast Beef are left. Ray can either A) beat Roast Beef until he [http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=03172006 "can't crawl, see or cry"] or B) not do anything (which means they'll both get killed by the Jeeps). They go with C) {{spoiler|hijack a Jeep, demolish the Fight, and then ''set fire to it''.}}
* [[The Slacker]]: Téodor is an accomplished cook and has a few other talents besides, but he always sputters out when he tries to seriously apply them.
* [[Spoiled Sweet]]: Ray, sort of. He's not ''that'' sweet, but his privileged upbringing seems to have made him quite generous with his money and possessions, rather than the other way around.
* [[They Do]]: {{spoiler|Roast Beef and Molly}}
* [[Took a Level In Badass]]: For the first half of the Great Outdoor Fight arc, we ''know'' than Ray is a pretender, a claimer of false descent, a coward who would desert a dying man. And then another sees right through Ray, beats him to the ground and claims his army - and Ray ''rips the man's face off'' and claims his rightful place as the Son of Rodney.
* [[Tournament Arc]]: The Great Outdoor Fight. To a lesser extent, the Badass Games.
* [[Trademark Favourite Food]]: For Ray, Galaxy Nachos. There was also an arc in which Philippe got addicted to Subway sandwiches.
* [[True Art Is Incomprehensible]]: Cartilage Head. His performances are definitely this in-universe... whether they're meant to be this out of universe as well (or if they're actually a mockery of the trend) is a little less obvious.
* [[True Companions]]: Say what you will about the characters of Achewood, they have a great deal of camaraderie. If one of their number goes missing, they will organize a massive search-and-rescue party, and even literally go [[To Hell and Back]].
** Well, most of them. Apparently Todd had been dead for something like a few months when Ray and Roast Beef found him in Hell, and no one really noticed (or cared). But then, it's Todd, so.
* [[Uncle Pennybags]]: Ray, after his record deal.
* [[Vitriolic Best Buds]]: Ray and Beef, but pretty much everyone in the cast.
* [[What the Heck Is An Aglet?]]: A key ingredient in ''Fool's Meth.''
* [[Who Wants to Live Forever?]]: Philippe will [http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=10022007 outlive everyone else in the comic and be eternally five years old.] It doesn't seem to affect him too much, but his father is already dead (and, judging by apparent age, may have fought in WWII) and 'home' [[Tear Jerker|is no longer where his mother is.]]
* [[Wise Beyond Their Years]]: typically averted with Philippe, who displays all the wisdom an average 5 year old would.
* [[World of Snark]]
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