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== Original Short ==

* Pen's famous line regarding a certain piece of clothing that he wears on his head.

{{quote| '''Pen:''' Why're you always stealing ladies?!~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Pen:''' Why're you always stealing ladies?!

'''Ice King:''' [[And Now You Must Marry Me|I'm going to make one marry me! Hehehehe!]]

'''Pen:''' That's.... ''STUPID!'' ''(hits Ice King)''

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'''Pen:''' [[Punctuated for Emphasis|MY]] [[Nice Hat|HAT!]] ''[[Memetic Mutation|IS AAAWWWEEESOOOME!!!]]'' ''(kicks Ice King)'' }}

* The also-famous [[Abraham Lincoln]] scene:

{{quote| '''Pen:''' What's going on? ...A-Abraham Lincoln?~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Pen:''' What's going on? ...A-Abraham Lincoln?

'''Abraham:''' Pen. Your mind has been transported back in time. And to Mars.~~ ~~

'''Abraham:''' Pen. Your mind has been transported back in time. And to Mars.

'''Pen:''' Wh-What??~~ ~~

'''Pen:''' Wh-What??

'''Abraham:''' [[Hand Wave|It doesn't matter.]] What ''does'' matter is you need to believe in yourself!

''(scene cuts back to Pen in Ice Kingdom)''

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* "SLAMACOW! [[Who's Laughing Now?|WHO'S not good at math?!]] I was all like 'FOOOUUUR!!' "

* It might be childish, but the very end made me laugh like a lunatic.

{{quote| '''Finn:''' Starchy, you're not a zombie.~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Finn:''' Starchy, you're not a zombie.

'''Starchy:''' I can't help it! Flesh is delicious!~~ ~~

'''Starchy:''' I can't help it! Flesh is delicious!

'''Finn:''' YOU'RE delicious.~~ ~~

'''Finn:''' YOU'RE delicious.

'''Starchy:''' Ooh! Don't squeeze me, I'll fart!~~ ~~

'''Starchy:''' Ooh! Don't squeeze me, I'll fart!

''Jake squeezes. Starchy farts.'' }}

* "''Beeecause'' the Candy People are made of sugar, you '''''[[Idiot Hero|dingdong]]'''''!!" PB's delivery was just genius.

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* The Ice King has just been beaten up quite badly by Finn. While unconscious, he dreams he is flying, and ponders why no one seems to like him:

{{quote| '''Ice King:''' ''(sighs)'' What's wrong with me?~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Ice King:''' ''(sighs)'' What's wrong with me?

'''Cosmic Owl:''' Hoo. You're a [[The Sociopath|sociopath]]. }}

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* Jake's [[Big No]]

* This scene:

{{quote| '''Finn:''' What are you doing, Tree Trunks?~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Finn:''' What are you doing, Tree Trunks?

'''Tree Trunks:''' I'm helping you by tempting this guy with... ''[[Getting Crap Past the Radar|my body]]''...

'''Finn:''' It's not a ''guy'', Tree Trunks! It's a snake-armed ruby brain beast!

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* The Keeper gives a long explanation of the quest for the Enchirideon, and Finn easily solves the first "riddle," without even saying a word until asked how he knew what to do.

{{quote| '''Finn:''' [[Rule of Cute|I just thought you'd look cute stuffed in that lock.]]

{{quote|'''Finn:''' [[Rule of Cute|I just thought you'd look cute stuffed in that lock.]]

'''Keeper:''' Ah, yes. That's how ''most'' people get in. }}

* "[[True Neutral|If you want the Heroes Enchirideon, THEN SLAY THIS UNALIGNED ANT!]]"

** "Never. ''Never.'' '''[[Big "Never!"|NEVER!!]]''' ''(proceeds to kick evil guy [[Groin Attack|in the crotch]])''

** And then when he accidentally attacks the Keyper in a blind rage:

{{quote| '''Keypar''': Congratulations, Finn the human. Now you have truly reached the end--~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Keypar''': Congratulations, Finn the human. Now you have truly reached the end--

'''Finn''': NEVER! ''[Punches the Keyper]'' Oh, no. Mr. Keyper, I'm sorry! W-why are you wearing that little Devil costume?~~ ~~

'''Finn''': NEVER! ''[Punches the Keyper]'' Oh, no. Mr. Keyper, I'm sorry! W-why are you wearing that little Devil costume?

'''Keyper''': These are my pajamas. I was getting ready for bed. }}

* After the [[Our Gnomes Are Weirder|gnomes]] destroy old ladies after Finn and Jake rescued them:

{{quote| '''Jake:''' HEY! That kid just ''saved'' you guys! You should ''thank'' him! Not destroy old ladies! Do you even know what I'm talkin' about? Say thank you! Saaay thaaank yoooouuu.~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Jake:''' HEY! That kid just ''saved'' you guys! You should ''thank'' him! Not destroy old ladies! Do you even know what I'm talkin' about? Say thank you! Saaay thaaank yoooouuu.

'''Gnome:''' KILL IT!!~~ ~~

'''Gnome:''' KILL IT!!

'''Jake:''' ''(Jake dodges their zaps and grabs them)'' ''GET BACK IN THERE! (puts gnomes back in boiling puddle)'' }}

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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud0wP6z8U3Q "I'm not jealous! I'm WEIRD!!!!"]

{{quote| '''Jake:''' ...Hoo boy. Hey Finn, come here. I need you to help me slay these peanut monsters at the bar.}}

{{quote|'''Jake:''' ...Hoo boy. Hey Finn, come here. I need you to help me slay these peanut monsters at the bar.}}

* One of the scene transitions has [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFeY0H2b-rY& a bunch of balloons floating across the screen]... Complete with a balloon with an angry face that's ''randomly screaming''.

* At one point:

{{quote| '''Ricardio:''' I'm going to rip out Princess Bubblegum's heart and '''[[Gross Up Close-Up|make out with it.]]'''}}

{{quote|'''Ricardio:''' I'm going to rip out Princess Bubblegum's heart and '''[[Gross Up Close-Up|make out with it.]]'''}}

== "Business Time" ==

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** ''(puts a patch of cloud on top his head)'' "NOT NAKED!"

* At the end, after Finn's helped everyone, Jake pipes up.

{{quote| '''Jake:''' ''I'' have a problem!~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Jake:''' ''I'' have a problem!

'''Finn:''' What's that?~~ ~~

'''Finn:''' What's that?

'''Jake:''' This dolphin fell in love with me! ''(points to the dolphin standing next to him)''~~ ~~

'''Jake:''' This dolphin fell in love with me! ''(points to the dolphin standing next to him)''

'''Finn:''' That's the ''opposite'' of a problem!~~ ~~

'''Finn:''' That's the ''opposite'' of a problem!

''(cut to the two of them riding the dolphin like a jetski)''~~ ~~

''(cut to the two of them riding the dolphin like a jetski)''

'''Finn:''' ADVENTURE TIME! }}

* "WHAT'S HAPPENING?!" '''"AAAAAAAA!!"'''

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* This:

{{quote| '''Finn:''' It was just the wind, ''scardey cat''.~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Finn:''' It was just the wind, ''scardey cat''.

'''Jake:''' [[Blatant Lies|I wasn't scared.]] I was ''singing!'' [[Bad Liar|I was singing my scream song.]] ''(yelps three times)''

'''Finn:''' ''(quickly; almost deadpan)'' You're a total wuss, man. }}

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== "The Witch's Garden" ==

* This gem here:

{{quote| '''[[Gender Blender Name|Gary]]:''' [[Abhorrent Admirer|Which one of you mortals wants to]] [[Getting Crap Past the Radar|mate with all THIS]]?

{{quote|'''[[Gender Blender Name|Gary]]:''' [[Abhorrent Admirer|Which one of you mortals wants to]] [[Getting Crap Past the Radar|mate with all THIS]]?

'''Finn:''' Oh, um... how do I say, "[[Squick|You're the grossest thing ever]]" without offending you?

'''Gary:''' AAAARGHHH!! }}

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* Also, "[[Shut UP, Hannibal|Silence, Fear-Feaster]]! We know a ''lot''!"

* And who could forget:

{{quote| '''Jake:''' Finn, you did it! You conquered your fear!~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Jake:''' Finn, you did it! You conquered your fear!

'''Finn:''' What?~~ ~~

'''Finn:''' What?

'''Jake:''' You're at the bottom of the ocean!!~~ ~~

'''Jake:''' You're at the bottom of the ocean!!

'''Finn:''' ''(beat) (farts)'' [[Delayed Reaction|AAAAAAAAAAAHH!!]] }}

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* How Finn looks when he listens to music.

* One scene for some reason had me rolling:

{{quote| '''Ice King:''' Maybe I should go back to stealing girls. It's what I feel comfortable doing, y'know? Being free? With the wind at my back?... Lot's o' girls? ''[[Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick|Kidnappin' em?]]''

{{quote|'''Ice King:''' Maybe I should go back to stealing girls. It's what I feel comfortable doing, y'know? Being free? With the wind at my back?... Lot's o' girls? ''[[Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick|Kidnappin' em?]]''

'''Finn:''' Alright... HERE COMES MY '''DOUBLE KICK!!!''' }}

* "Even though the Ice King is a ''wad''... I'm happy for 'im."

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* This part:

{{quote| '''Jake:''' Ugh. I'd better go after him.~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Jake:''' Ugh. I'd better go after him.

'''Jake!Sandwich:''' No, Jake, stay here. ''With me.''~~ ~~

'''Jake!Sandwich:''' No, Jake, stay here. ''With me.''

'''Jake:''' ''(deep voice)'' '''Oh, my.''' ''(makes out with sandwich)'' }}

* NEWFOUND RESPECT.

** LUNCH TIME!

* That giant cat trying to pounce on Finn. ''And constantly missing.''

{{quote| '''Cat:''' I know exactly where you ''might'' be, Jim!}}

** The demon cat's powers of ''[[Parodied Trope|approximate]]'' [[The Omniscient|omniscience]] in general are pretty funny.

{{quote| '''Demon Cat:''' Hello, Frank the human boy.~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Demon Cat:''' Hello, Frank the human boy.

'''Finn:''' How did you ''almost'' know my name?!~~ ~~

'''Finn:''' How did you ''almost'' know my name?!

'''Demon Cat:''' I have approximate knowledge of many things. }}

** "Unzip THIS! ''[[Toilet Humor|(armpit fart)]]''"

** "I choose....[[Take a Third Option|Sandwich!]]"

** Jake's "key hand" bit.

{{quote| '''Jake:''' I'll get us out, with key hand! ''(hand turns into a key)''~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Jake:''' I'll get us out, with key hand! ''(hand turns into a key)''

'''Finn:''' I don't see any keyholes in this cage, though.~~ ~~

'''Finn:''' I don't see any keyholes in this cage, though.

'''Jake:''' Not a problem, man! Lock hand! ''(his other hand turns into a lock)'' }}

* We see one of the trials Jake went through when separated from Finn. This includes a monster waving around a laser pointer. Which Jake chases into a wall.

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* Jake tells Finn that tons of people hate him. Cut to one angry red squirrel...

{{quote| '''Red Squirrel:''' Why, Jake? Why won't you print my letters? I... I... I '''HATE''' YOU!!! }}

{{quote|'''Red Squirrel:''' Why, Jake? Why won't you print my letters? I... I... I '''HATE''' YOU!!! }}

** And again...

{{quote| '''Red Squirrel:''' Come on! Pick it up!~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Red Squirrel:''' Come on! Pick it up!

''(Jake walks right past the letter)''~~ ~~

''(Jake walks right past the letter)''

'''Red Squirrel:''' [[Getting Crap Past the Radar|You son of a bleep-blop!]] }}

** Not to mention when {{spoiler|he and the Marquis of Nuts appeared at the council meeting at the end of the episode.}}

{{quote| '''Red Squirrel:''' Remember ''me'', Jake?!~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Red Squirrel:''' Remember ''me'', Jake?!

'''Jake:''' ''(beat)'' [[Unknown Rival|....Nope.]]

'''Red Squirrel:''' ''[[Unstoppable Rage|(angrily foams at the mouth and screams)]]'' }}

* Also when pursuing the Marquis of Nuts Finn and Jake agree to split right and left. Even so:

* After Jake starts eating from a bowl of nuts belonging to the Duchess of Nuts:

{{quote| '''Jake:''' Ohhhh... Should've asked if these were like, her eggs or something.}}

{{quote|'''Jake:''' Ohhhh... Should've asked if these were like, her eggs or something.}}

*

{{quote| '''Duchess of Nuts:''' [[Innocent Innuendo|"WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR WHAT MY NUTS HAVE TO SAY!?"]]}}

{{quote|'''Duchess of Nuts:''' [[Innocent Innuendo|"WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR WHAT MY NUTS HAVE TO SAY!?"]]}}

** The entire scene with the Duchess of Nuts is a scream.

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* The Magic Man in all of his jerkassery. The best moment being him disappearing in a wave of fireworks that spell out "EAT IT".

* This part:

{{quote| '''Kim:''' No, man, please! I frickin' hate Trudy!~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Kim:''' No, man, please! I frickin' hate Trudy!

'''Finn:''' KIM! '''I WILL DESTROY YOU!'''~~ ~~

'''Finn:''' KIM! '''I WILL DESTROY YOU!'''

'''Kim:''' Okay, okay! }}

** Pretty much any time Kim talks in "Freak City", but especially:

{{quote| '''Kim:''' Get his eyes! [[Eye Scream|Cut him in the eyes]]!}}

{{quote|'''Kim:''' Get his eyes! [[Eye Scream|Cut him in the eyes]]!}}

* "OUR CROTCH! OUR EVIL CROTCH!!!"

* “Think happy thoughts: little cute bees, little babies, tiny tiny bunnies.”

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* "FINN, YOU HAVE DESTROYED MY FAITH IN CANNED PEANUT BRITTLE!!!"

* This. Just... this.

{{quote| '''Ice King:''' I'll show you the true jerks... ''(removing tarp from mirror)'' BEHOLD!! ''(wind blows candlelight out)''~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Ice King:''' I'll show you the true jerks... ''(removing tarp from mirror)'' BEHOLD!! ''(wind blows candlelight out)''

'''Finn:''' Uh... it's too dark.~~ ~~

'''Finn:''' Uh... it's too dark.

'''Ice King:''' BEHOLD!! ''(accidentally cracks mirror)'' '''[[Running Gag|BEHOLD!!!]]''' ''(mirror shatters)''

'''Finn and Jake:''' ''(beat)'' }}

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* "I can't beat up the Ice King for nothing. It's against my [[Character Alignment|alignment.]]"

* And when the Ice King thinks he killed Finn:

{{quote| '''Ice King:''' What have I done? I killed my only friend!!~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Ice King:''' What have I done? I killed my only friend!!

'''Jake:''' [[My Friends and Zoidberg|But what about m-?]]

'''Ice King:''' WHY?! '''WHYYYYYYYYYYY?!!!''' }}

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** "[[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|Also, HE FOUGHT A BEARRRRRR!]]"

* This part:

{{quote| '''Lumpy Space Princess:''' I need surgery to make my body hot.~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Lumpy Space Princess:''' I need surgery to make my body hot.

'''Finn:''' ''Yikes''.~~ ~~

'''Finn:''' ''Yikes''.

'''Lumpy Space Princess:''' Yeah. I know I'm already pretty smokin'. }}

* The fact that Finn and Jake were actually doing more bad than good.

* "A fist raised in righteous anger? Oh no, it's ''my'' fist!"

* This:

{{quote| '''Old Lady:''' ''(slurp)'' I didn't throw up! This gruel is very adequate.~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Old Lady:''' ''(slurp)'' I didn't throw up! This gruel is very adequate.

'''Finn:''' [[Big Yes|YEAAAAAAAAH]]!! }}

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* The dialogue between Spiky Mayor and his wife Sharon after finding the stolen gold. The mayor's overdramatic "Why?!" was gold.

* Finn's reassurance of Jake that he's not sleep stealing is equal parts hilarious and creepy.

{{quote| '''Jake''': What if I'm like, stealing gold in my sleep?~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Jake''': What if I'm like, stealing gold in my sleep?

'''Finn:''' You can't be stealing gold in your sleep. ''[Eyes widen]'' [[Creepy Child|I watch you while you sleep.]]

'''Jake''': What? Yo, Finn, that is creepy, man.

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* From the end:

{{quote| '''Marceline:''' I've been meaning to ask you: what's with that pocket on your shirt?~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Marceline:''' I've been meaning to ask you: what's with that pocket on your shirt?

'''Finn:''' Oh, {{spoiler|Jake's in here. ''(looking inside pocket)'' Sup, Jake?}}~~ ~~

'''Finn:''' Oh, {{spoiler|Jake's in here. ''(looking inside pocket)'' Sup, Jake?}}

{{spoiler|'''Jake:''' (farts)}} }}

* The fact that {{spoiler|Gunter the penguin}} has the most evil soul in all of Ooo.

{{quote| '''Lord of Evil:''' What? NO, you can't have {{spoiler|''my'' soul}}, [[The Undead|I don't even]]-- ...Look, just get in here. {{spoiler|''(tries to suck his soul and Gunter slaps him)''}}}}

{{quote|'''Lord of Evil:''' What? NO, you can't have {{spoiler|''my'' soul}}, [[The Undead|I don't even]]-- ...Look, just get in here. {{spoiler|''(tries to suck his soul and Gunter slaps him)''}}}}

** Followed by:

** "Gunter! Who told you you could fly?

{{quote| "No one sucks the life from my penguins but '''ME'''! And maybe polar bears, because that's just nature, Gunter..."}}

{{quote|"No one sucks the life from my penguins but '''ME'''! And maybe polar bears, because that's just nature, Gunter..."}}

* "Oh my glob, you guys!. ''[[Valley Girl|DUH-RAMA]] [[Drama Bomb|BOOOMB!]]''"

** And before that:

{{quote| "I saw Hot Dog Princess get sucked in here, and ''I'' wasn't invited?! I was like, 'what the lump!' so I'm crashing this party."}}

{{quote|"I saw Hot Dog Princess get sucked in here, and ''I'' wasn't invited?! I was like, 'what the lump!' so I'm crashing this party."}}

* Marceline's dad sucking the souls from ants.

* More Radar-based fun.

{{quote| '''Finn:''' Well, this ant's about to get in his pants!~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Finn:''' Well, this ant's about to get in his pants!

'''Marceline:'''... What?~~ ~~

'''Marceline:'''... What?

'''Finn:''' Well--you know! }}

* [[Mood Whiplash|Finn banishing Marceline's dad at the end of the episode.]]

{{quote| "[[See You in Hell|I'll see you in the Nightosphere, ya sick freak.]]"}}

{{quote|"[[See You in Hell|I'll see you in the Nightosphere, ya sick freak.]]"}}

* [[Catch a Falling Star|The part where Marceline catches]] [[Subverted Trope|her bass instead of Finn.]]

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* Pretty much the entirety of Finn and Jake's insomnia-derived descent into madness. But especially Jake's eventual plan to get rid of The Horse:

* [[The Reveal]]:

{{quote| '''Finn''': It's about time I showed that horse who's the man.~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Finn''': It's about time I showed that horse who's the man.

'''Jake''': What are you going to do?!~~ ~~

'''Jake''': What are you going to do?!

'''Finn''': Say that to me one more time.~~ ~~

'''Finn''': Say that to me one more time.

'''Jake''': What are you going to do?!~~ ~~

'''Jake''': What are you going to do?!

'''Finn''': Do. Doo-doo. [[Literal Ass-Kicking|I'm going to kick that horse in the bottom!]]

'''Jake''': Oh, my Grod!

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* Jake pretending to be a girl snail, then a guy, and then ''both.''

{{quote| "''Say yes'' '''say yes''' ''say yes'' '''say yes'''!"}}

** Complete with Finn's horrified reactions throughout.

** The pec-flexing during the guy snail part.

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* Jake undergoes a [[Blatant Lies|rigorous journey of self-discovery and growth]] in order to rescue Finn, partly prompted by a comment from Cinnamon Bun. His last line of the episode as he exits with Finn?

* '''Finn:''' [[Punctuated for Emphasis|No. More. PAJAMAS!!!]]

* The fact that Jake is randomly shoving ice cream into a toaster for absolutely no reason.

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* Jake's controlled fighting, where he punches a Crystal Guardian ''very slowly''.

* Also:

{{quote| '''Flashback!Jake:''' I don't wanna hurt nobody!~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Flashback!Jake:''' I don't wanna hurt nobody!

'''Flashback!Jake's Dad:''' Well too bad, because you're going to hurt EVERYBODY!~~ ~~

'''Flashback!Jake's Dad:''' Well too bad, because you're going to hurt EVERYBODY!

'''Flashback!Jake:''' [[Big No|NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]] }}

** Later on:

{{quote| '''Jake:''' But Dad, you said I'd hurt everybody!~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Jake:''' But Dad, you said I'd hurt everybody!

'''Spirit!Jake's Dad:''' Yeah, everybody!~~ ~~

'''Spirit!Jake's Dad:''' Yeah, everybody!

'''Jake:''' I dunno Dad, that doesn't really help me.~~ ~~

'''Jake:''' I dunno Dad, that doesn't really help me.

'''Spirit!Jake's Dad:''' Everybody ''who is evil''. [[Poor Communication Kills|Try letting me finish a sentence sometime]], huh? Hmm?

'''Jake:''' Oh. Well, I'm over it then! }}

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* "She's too sassy and powerful!"

* Also:

{{quote| '''Crystal Guardian 1:''' Hurry up, guys. I've gotta take a crystal donk.~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Crystal Guardian 1:''' Hurry up, guys. I've gotta take a crystal donk.

'''Crystal Guardian 2:''' Aww man, I don't wanna hear that!~~ ~~

'''Crystal Guardian 2:''' Aww man, I don't wanna hear that!

'''Crystal Guardian 1:''' Hey, whatever man. I ain't ashamed. }}

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* This:

{{quote| '''Finn:''' Jake, did you just sniff my butt?~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Finn:''' Jake, did you just sniff my butt?

'''Jake:''' Just now? No.~~ ~~

'''Jake:''' Just now? No.

''(few seconds later)''~~ ~~

''(few seconds later)''

'''Jake:''' Finn, did you just lick me...all the way up my arm?~~ ~~

'''Jake:''' Finn, did you just lick me...all the way up my arm?

'''Finn:''' Uh, no. }}

* [[Ice Cream Koan|The famous]] [[What Do You Mean It's Not Didactic?|Tart-Toter speech]]:

{{quote| '''Tart Toter:''' This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists ''all'' our arms collectively, but... if sweetness ''can'' win--''and it can''--then [[Mind Screw|I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday]], my friend. Peace.

{{quote|'''Tart Toter:''' This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists ''all'' our arms collectively, but... if sweetness ''can'' win--''and it can''--then [[Mind Screw|I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday]], my friend. Peace.

'''Finn:''' ''Yeesh''... }}

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* Finn's line when he and Jake are fighting the Goblin King at the beginning.

== "The Real You" ==

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* "DON'T YOU SEE, PRINCESS? [[Unfortunate Implications|WE WERE ALL BORN TO DIEEEEE!!!!!!!!]]" Just that something so nihilistic could be said in a children's show is amazing.

* Near the beginning:

{{quote| '''Finn:''' [My present for Princess Bubblegum is] a scale model of the Candy Kingdom! Made out of my saliva!~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Finn:''' [My present for Princess Bubblegum is] a scale model of the Candy Kingdom! Made out of my saliva!

'''Jake:''' So this means you wanna give her your ''spit'', huh?~~ ~~

'''Jake:''' So this means you wanna give her your ''spit'', huh?

'''Finn:''' Yeah!..... '''WAIT--NO!''' }}

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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwRUc4HA0ck This particular scene.]

{{quote| '''Finn:''' More Skeletons. We have to be really ''really'' quiet!~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Finn:''' More Skeletons. We have to be really ''really'' quiet!

'''Jake:''' ''([[Beat]] stare, before farting and causing the whole cave to echo his fart and tremor)''~~ ~~

'''Jake:''' ''([[Beat]] stare, before farting and causing the whole cave to echo his fart and tremor)''

'''Skeleton:''' ''(the many skeletons look behind them and see Finn and Jake)'' GET 'EM! ''(start running towards them)''~~ ~~

'''Skeleton:''' ''(the many skeletons look behind them and see Finn and Jake)'' GET 'EM! ''(start running towards them)''

'''Finn:''' JAKE!~~ ~~

'''Finn:''' JAKE!

'''Jake:''' [[It Amused Me|I thought it would be funny!]] }}

* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdbkylKQ0aw "THE MORROW IS A BIRD!"]

{{quote| '''Princess Bubblegum''': "I will be back on the Morrow. SCREEEE!"}}

{{quote|'''Princess Bubblegum''': "I will be back on the Morrow. SCREEEE!"}}

* When Jake's memory is restored, Death kisses him on the lips:

{{quote| '''Death''': Kiss of Death, baby. You've got your memory back.~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Death''': Kiss of Death, baby. You've got your memory back.

'''Jake''': I wished I didn't. }}

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* From the beginning:

{{quote| '''Finn:''' Oh man, these guys are afraid of their own shadows!~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Finn:''' Oh man, these guys are afraid of their own shadows!

'''Jake:''' We could rule them like gods!...''[[God Is Evil|Angry]]'' [[God Is Evil|gods]]... }}

* INCREMENTAL TIME!

* This part:

{{quote| '''Princess Bubblegum:''' They shall see how ''terrifying'' the candy people can be... [[Defanged Horrors|HA-BLOO-BLOO-BLOO...]] Hee-hee!

{{quote|'''Princess Bubblegum:''' They shall see how ''terrifying'' the candy people can be... [[Defanged Horrors|HA-BLOO-BLOO-BLOO...]] Hee-hee!

'''Jake:''' ''(quietly, to Finn) They're doomed.'' }}

* Finn shoving “sidewalk brittle” in Susan’s mouth.

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* This:

{{quote| "Hey, everyone... this is the conductor. I couldn't help but overhear someone here say that I'm, 'weird and creepy?' Heh heh, heh... [[Suspiciously Specific Denial|I'm not weird and creepy.]] [[So Cool Its Awesome|I'm cool and awesome...]] heh heh. Heh! HEHEH! [[Evil Laugh|HEHEHEHEHEH!!]]"}}

{{quote|"Hey, everyone... this is the conductor. I couldn't help but overhear someone here say that I'm, 'weird and creepy?' Heh heh, heh... [[Suspiciously Specific Denial|I'm not weird and creepy.]] [[So Cool Its Awesome|I'm cool and awesome...]] heh heh. Heh! HEHEH! [[Evil Laugh|HEHEHEHEHEH!!]]"}}

* Also this:

{{quote| '''Finn:''' SON OF A--~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Finn:''' SON OF A--

''[[Curse Cut Short|(camera switches to outside the train)]]'' }}

** Bonus hilarity that the train whistle acts like a [[Sound Effect Bleep|censor bleep sound]].

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* The part where Jake calls Marceline. It cuts to a split-screen conversation between him and Marceline, until Marceline crawls out of the blankets next to Jake, still in split-screen, and scares him. Finn's response is simply:

** "Soooo.... '''HEADLOCK!!'''"

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* Finn and Jake doing karaoke.

{{quote| "All of our favorite foods are totally dead / [[Getting Crap Past the Radar|They cannot procreate in little food beds.]]"}}

{{quote|"All of our favorite foods are totally dead / [[Getting Crap Past the Radar|They cannot procreate in little food beds.]]"}}

== "The Limit" ==

* After Finn, Jake, and two hot dog knights enter the center of a labyrinth, they are each given one wish.

{{quote| '''Finn:''' ''(to hot dog knights)'' So you guys should wish for your buddies back, right?~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Finn:''' ''(to hot dog knights)'' So you guys should wish for your buddies back, right?

'''Knight #1:''' [[Mundane Wish|I wish for a box!]] ''(gets cardboard box)'' Sweeeet!

'''Knight #2:''' I wish to blow up! I mean, get big. ''(explodes)''

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* After Ice King gets kicked out a window in PB's castle:

* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwI_y1Jyrk4&feature=player_detailpage#t=500s While it was probably intended to be serious or horrifying,] Finn's [[Oh Crap|wide-eyed look of shock]] after The Lich catches his arm during the middle of a flying punch and smashes the one weapon that was meant to defeat him is somewhat hilarious, even moreso by how nonchalant he is about it.

== "Mortal Recoil" ==

* The Ice King apparently sees things with his old, wizard eyes, what he sees when he admits this is just fucking hilarious.

{{quote| "It's just crazy crazy crazy all the time. ''(sighs)'' [[The Woobie|All the time.]]"}}

{{quote|"It's just crazy crazy crazy all the time. ''(sighs)'' [[The Woobie|All the time.]]"}}

** Though this is [[Harsher in Hindsight]] {{spoiler|now that we know that the crown that causes the wizard eyes made him see visions in the past that eventually made him go insane.}}

** His reaction to {{spoiler|13 year old Bubblegum}}:

{{quote| "Aw, dang it! Well, I'm outta here. Goodbye, everyone." ''(leaves hospital)''}}

{{quote|"Aw, dang it! Well, I'm outta here. Goodbye, everyone." ''(leaves hospital)''}}

** Pretty much everything he does in this episode is hilarious. Even when he's doing something awesome, like {{spoiler|freezing an evil PB in ice,}} his face is hilarious.

* When Jake peeps at PB when she's in the bathroom:

{{quote| '''Jake:''' I'm looking in!~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Jake:''' I'm looking in!

'''Finn:''' JAKE, WHAT THE ''HEY?!''~~ ~~

'''Finn:''' JAKE, WHAT THE ''HEY?!''

'''Jake:''' Oh, my GLOBE!~~ ~~

'''Jake:''' Oh, my GLOBE!

'''Finn:''' [[Getting Crap Past the Radar|COME ON MAN, THAT'S]] ''[[Male Gaze|PERVY!]]''

'''Jake:''' You don't even ''know'', man.

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* Lumpy Space Princess losing her beans.

{{quote| '''Lumpy Space Princess:''' MY '''''BEEEEAAAAANS!!!'''''}}

{{quote|'''Lumpy Space Princess:''' MY '''''BEEEEAAAAANS!!!'''''}}

== Season 3 ==

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* Near the "battle" scene:

{{quote| '''Finn:''' Get ready, y'all! Together we fall!~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Finn:''' Get ready, y'all! Together we fall!

''(Cinnamamon Bun falls over)''~~ ~~

''(Cinnamamon Bun falls over)''

'''Lumpy Space Princess:''' NOT YET, [[Butt Monkey|CINNAMON BUN]]!! }}

* Jake thinks he sees a murdered goat

{{quote| "'Jake:'" Oh no! It's a dead goat, man! It's guts are all over the place! It's all cut up and spread around! Oh no... It's just a blanket. I Think I left it here last night.}}

{{quote|"'Jake:'" Oh no! It's a dead goat, man! It's guts are all over the place! It's all cut up and spread around! Oh no... It's just a blanket. I Think I left it here last night.}}

== "Morituri Te Salutamus" ==

* Finn and Jake realizing the Fight King's trap ''[[Genre Savvy|before they even went into the arena]]''.

* When Finn and Jake are in the hollowed ground:

{{quote| '''Finn:''' Okay. I have a plan. We'll do what the fight king says and defeat his ghosts to earn our freedom. ...You're gonna follow my plan, right?~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Finn:''' Okay. I have a plan. We'll do what the fight king says and defeat his ghosts to earn our freedom. ...You're gonna follow my plan, right?

'''Jake:''' [[Blatant Lies|Mm-hmm.]] ''But hey!'' If you replace me with a dummy, I could stay down here and dig for lava, [[Zany Scheme|then I'd forge a molten hula-hoop]]!

'''Finn:''' ...That's an entirely different plan... than my plan... }}

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* "Ash gets hungies at 8 o'clock! You need to [[Stay in the Kitchen|get back in the kitchen]], and make me dinner! I want a Turkey Sandwich, with tomato! Also pickles."

** Most of Ash's lines in general:

{{quote| '''Ash:''' Tonight I'm taking you for a night on the town...at ''my'' place.}}

{{quote|'''Ash:''' Tonight I'm taking you for a night on the town...at ''my'' place.}}

* Finn repeatedly saying "[[Big "What?"|WHAAAAAT?!]]" after [[The Reveal]].

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* Finn and Jake have a [[Let's Meet the Meat]] moment when they eat food from someone called Meat Man. It doesn't bother Jake at first, but that night he has nightmares about eating him. ''[[Brick Joke|Finally]]'' comes the punchline later in the episode:

{{quote| '''Jake:''' (wide awake, staring out with a cup of coffee) Hey, Finn... you awake yet?~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Jake:''' (wide awake, staring out with a cup of coffee) Hey, Finn... you awake yet?

'''Finn:''' ''(Yawns)'' I'm tryin'...~~ ~~

'''Finn:''' ''(Yawns)'' I'm tryin'...

'''Jake:''' ....I had a dream about Meat Man...~~ ~~

'''Jake:''' ....I had a dream about Meat Man...

'''Finn:''' Yeah?~~ ~~

'''Finn:''' Yeah?

'''Jake:''' ....I think I'm gonna stop eating Meat, Man. }}

* Several things Ice King says:

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** "Hey, guess what, guys? [[Ironic Echo|You're grounded!]] ''[[Ass Kicks You|Underneath my butt!]]'' HAAHAHAHAHAHA!"

** His [[Look Behind You!]] with Scorcher.

{{quote| '''Ice King:''' [[Distracted by the Sexy|Look, a supermodel]]! ''(Scorcher doesn't move)'' Look, a [[Hover Board|hoverboard]]! ''(Scorcher doesn't move)'' Look, [[Up to Eleven|the APOCALYPSE]]! ''(Scorcher doesn't move)'' ''([[Beat]])'' [[Groin Attack|Somebody got hit in the]] [[Unusual Euphemism|boing-loings]]. ''(Beat)'' [[Getting Crap Past the Radar|Hit in the boing-loings]]. ''(Beat)'' [[Overly Long Gag|Boing-loings. Boing-loings. Somebody got hit in them]]. ''(Scorcher finally looks away and gets frozen)''}}

{{quote|'''Ice King:''' [[Distracted by the Sexy|Look, a supermodel]]! ''(Scorcher doesn't move)'' Look, a [[Hover Board|hoverboard]]! ''(Scorcher doesn't move)'' Look, [[Up to Eleven|the APOCALYPSE]]! ''(Scorcher doesn't move)'' ''([[Beat]])'' [[Groin Attack|Somebody got hit in the]] [[Unusual Euphemism|boing-loings]]. ''(Beat)'' [[Getting Crap Past the Radar|Hit in the boing-loings]]. ''(Beat)'' [[Overly Long Gag|Boing-loings. Boing-loings. Somebody got hit in them]]. ''(Scorcher finally looks away and gets frozen)''}}

== "Too Young" ==

* From the end:

{{quote| '''Princess Bubblegum:''' YO, '''''EARL!!'''''~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Princess Bubblegum:''' YO, '''''EARL!!'''''

'''Lemongrab:''' ''(from far away)'' WHAT!!!~~ ~~

'''Lemongrab:''' ''(from far away)'' WHAT!!!

'''Princess Bubblegum:''' HEY... YOU'RE ''FIRED!'' YA BUTT!~~ ~~

'''Princess Bubblegum:''' HEY... YOU'RE ''FIRED!'' YA BUTT!

'''Lemongrab:''' ''(from far away)'' [[The Scream|UUUUUAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!]] }}

* Most of Lemongrab's dialogue is hilarious.

{{quote| '''Lemongrab:''' Huh? ''(puts on glasses) (reads quietly to himself)'' "You... really... smell... like... dog buns..." OoooooOOOOOOOAAAAAAA'''AAAAAAAAAAAAAA''AAAAAAAGH!!!!'''''}}

{{quote|'''Lemongrab:''' Huh? ''(puts on glasses) (reads quietly to himself)'' "You... really... smell... like... dog buns..." OoooooOOOOOOOAAAAAAA'''AAAAAAAAAAAAAA''AAAAAAAGH!!!!'''''}}

** Especially with his voice--he sounds like an awkward teenager.

** Even the most mundane things he says are hilarious, because of the odd enunciation and volume/pitch changes: "Aaaaaie am next in line too thee throne! Sooou... I will be in charge... UNTIL PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM turns... EIGHTEEN AGAIN!"

{{quote| '''Lemongrab:''' '''[[No Indoor Voice|STOP SCREAMING!]] [[Hypocritical Humor|WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?!]]'''}}

{{quote|'''Lemongrab:''' '''[[No Indoor Voice|STOP SCREAMING!]] [[Hypocritical Humor|WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?!]]'''}}

* Finn and Princess Bubblegum dress up as [[Bedsheet Ghost|Bedsheet Ghosts]] to make Lemongrab leave. Do they scare him? No. [[Comedic Sociopathy|They beat him up]].

** The way he whimpers on the floor, curled up in a [[Troubled Fetal Position]], coughing pitifully. A hilarious contrast to the charismatic, screaming loony we previously saw. It's one of those scenes that's so unexpectedly sad that it's impossible not to laugh.

* Lemongrab tells Peppermint Butler that he doesn't know where food comes from. Peppermint Butler begins to explain this, until Lemongrab FREAKS OUT, cuts him off, and says, "ATATATAT- NOOOOO! That is why I am royal, and YOOOU are SERVAL!" Actually, ANY scene involving LG and Pepbut is hilarious. They're such a great comedic duo.

* The ''entire'' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z30q_xNLUY&feature=player_detailpage#t=146s "spicy"] sequence, culminating with Lemongrab ''sucking on Peppermint Butler''. Then comes the icing on the cake: "'''''[[Disproportionate Retribution|ONE MILLION YEEEAAARS!! DUNGEON!!!!!]]'''''" ''(cut to everyone in jail)''

{{quote| [[It Makes Sense in Context|"He's eating the dirt]]! '''''Spice it now'''''!"}}

{{quote|[[It Makes Sense in Context|"He's eating the dirt]]! '''''Spice it now'''''!"}}

== "The Monster" ==

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* "This'll be as easy as... um..." "EASY AS CHILDBIRTH!"

*

{{quote| '''Finn:''' So these were talking wolves?~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Finn:''' So these were talking wolves?

'''LSP:''' No, they were normal wolves. I could tell what they were thinking from their body-language. Stop interrupting, Finn! }}

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* This part:

{{quote| '''Ice King:''' Now I'm gonna dress [[Squick|like Jake]]! ''(starts undressing)''

{{quote|'''Ice King:''' Now I'm gonna dress [[Squick|like Jake]]! ''(starts undressing)''

'''Jake:''' [[Big No|NOOOO]]!! ''[["No. Just... No" Reaction|NO NO NO NO NO]]!!'' }}

* The Ice King saying that Jake is afraid of real emotion.

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* Gunter's random dance at the end after he {{spoiler|finally breaks the unfreezing potion.}}

* This part:

{{quote| '''Ice King:''' Who's hungie? Jake, you hungie?~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Ice King:''' Who's hungie? Jake, you hungie?

'''Jake:''' ''(annoyed)'' I'm '''''hungry.'''''~~ ~~

'''Jake:''' ''(annoyed)'' I'm '''''hungry.'''''

'''Ice King:''' Haha, fair enough. Well how about I make us some omletes?~~ ~~

'''Ice King:''' Haha, fair enough. Well how about I make us some omletes?

'''Jake:''' That.... sounds ''pretty good'' actually!~~ ~~

'''Jake:''' That.... sounds ''pretty good'' actually!

'''Ice King:''' I'm gonna put my foot in it!~~ ~~

'''Ice King:''' I'm gonna put my foot in it!

'''Jake:''' >:( }}

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* From the end:

{{quote| '''Princess Bubblegum:''' ( {{spoiler|kisses Finn}}) That's for being sweet. ( {{spoiler|slaps him}}) And that's for cheating!}}

{{quote|'''Princess Bubblegum:''' ( {{spoiler|kisses Finn}}) That's for being sweet. ( {{spoiler|slaps him}}) And that's for cheating!}}

== "Fionna and Cake" ==

* [[The Reveal]]:

{{quote| '''{{spoiler|Ice King}}:''' So, what did you think of the {{spoiler|fan-fiction I wrote about you guys}}?}}

{{quote|'''{{spoiler|Ice King}}:''' So, what did you think of the {{spoiler|fan-fiction I wrote about you guys}}?}}

** The fact that the {{spoiler|Ice King}} blatantly said {{spoiler|"fanfiction"}} just made it twice as funny.

*** Let's not forget the end of his story:

{{quote| "I hope {{spoiler|Ice King}} will sweep me off my feet, and take me to the farthest corner of Ooo, where we will do nothing but kiss and eat a whole bunch, [[Crosses the Line Twice|until we get fat and die]]!" [[The End]]!}}

{{quote|"I hope {{spoiler|Ice King}} will sweep me off my feet, and take me to the farthest corner of Ooo, where we will do nothing but kiss and eat a whole bunch, [[Crosses the Line Twice|until we get fat and die]]!" [[The End]]!}}

== "What Was Missing" ==

* When Beemo gets his controller stolen:

* Also:

{{quote| '''Jake:''' ''(cries)'' You've all forgotten 'bout the MUSIC! I QUIT THE BAND! ''(runs backwards until he's out of sight)'' I'm just pretending!}}

{{quote|'''Jake:''' ''(cries)'' You've all forgotten 'bout the MUSIC! I QUIT THE BAND! ''(runs backwards until he's out of sight)'' I'm just pretending!}}

** Most of Jake's 'jerk rocker' persona counts as this.

* The [[An Aesop|Aesop]] near the end.

{{quote| '''Marceline:''' I totally get it. He may have stolen ''our'' treasures...~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Marceline:''' I totally get it. He may have stolen ''our'' treasures...

'''Princess Bubblegum:''' ...But by doing so he showed us...~~ ~~

'''Princess Bubblegum:''' ...But by doing so he showed us...

'''Jake:''' That the real treasure... [[The Power of Friendship|was friendship!]]

'''Door Lord:''' ''(happily)'' HMMM!! HM-HMM-HMMM!

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* At the beginning:

{{quote| '''Finn:''' What are you cooking?~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Finn:''' What are you cooking?

'''Jake:''' It's good, dude! [[Foreign Queasine|I learned it from Rainicorn.]]

'''Finn:''' I'm not eating that. It ''smells'' funny.

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* The various references to Jake doing such things as snatching old lady's purses.

* This. Just this:

{{quote| '''Tree Trunks:''' Does this mean... I'm innocent?~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Tree Trunks:''' Does this mean... I'm innocent?

'''Jake:''' As innocent as a baby's buttcheek. }}

** Another one, just a few seconds later (are they trying to kill us?):

{{quote| '''Tree Trunks:''' Uh, you boys better stick around, if you want a bite of ''my'' apple pie. ''(pats Banana Guard with trunk)''~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Tree Trunks:''' Uh, you boys better stick around, if you want a bite of ''my'' apple pie. ''(pats Banana Guard with trunk)''

'''Banana Guard:''' She slapped my butt.~~ ~~

'''Banana Guard:''' She slapped my butt.

'''Other Banana Guard:''' ''(thumbs up)'' }}

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* When the gang announces their mystery names:

{{quote| '''Lumpy Space Princess:''' I'm Duchess Gummy-buns!~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Lumpy Space Princess:''' I'm Duchess Gummy-buns!

'''[[The Ditz|Cinnamon Bun]]:''' I'm Cinnamon Bun!

'''Lumpy Space Princess:''' ''[[Dope Slap|(slaps Cinnamon Bun)]]'' What's the name on your INVITE?

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** Also: Cinnamon Bun coming on to LSP when he finds out she’s not dating.

* When they look for LSP.

{{quote| '''LSP:''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! I'm dying!!!! ''(toilet flushes, LSP exits bathroom)'' Oh, gross, ugh. My lumping body's all hollow now. I need to put something in it.}}

{{quote|'''LSP:''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! I'm dying!!!! ''(toilet flushes, LSP exits bathroom)'' Oh, gross, ugh. My lumping body's all hollow now. I need to put something in it.}}

== "From Bad to Worse" ==

* We have LSP trying to become beautiful by using a potion that [[Gag Lips|turns one's lips gigantic.]]

{{quote| '''Lumpy Space Princess:''' I'm gonna be so hot! ''SO FREAKIN' HOT!''}}

{{quote|'''Lumpy Space Princess:''' I'm gonna be so hot! ''SO FREAKIN' HOT!''}}

* "MAH FORMULA!"

* "Sorry, LSP... PB... Jake... LR... PP, Poo-poo, Doo-doo..."

* End of the episode:

{{quote| '''Princess Bubblegum:''' And now I shall present the royal medal for [[Heroic Sacrifice|Heroic Bravery]]! FINN THE HUMAN!

{{quote|'''Princess Bubblegum:''' And now I shall present the royal medal for [[Heroic Sacrifice|Heroic Bravery]]! FINN THE HUMAN!

'''Finn:''' Yes.

'''Princess Bubblegum:''' [[Assumed Win|WOULD YOU PLEASE MOVE]] [[Dude, Where's My Reward?|OUT OF THE WAY!]] }}

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* This scene:

{{quote| '''Susan:''' Hyoomans! I'll be back!~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Susan:''' Hyoomans! I'll be back!

'''Jake:''' And I'll be...uh... a dolphin! ''(head morphs into a dolphin's shape)'' }}

* Jake's song is pretty awesome. "Oh, I'm on a boat with a couple o' wackos, shakin' my hips and dipping my fat toe, in the wateeeer..."

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* The fight scene:

{{quote| '''Finn:''' ''(gets his face scarred)'' [[Dueling Scar|You're only making]] [[Lampshade Hanging|my face look cooler!]]}}

{{quote|'''Finn:''' ''(gets his face scarred)'' [[Dueling Scar|You're only making]] [[Lampshade Hanging|my face look cooler!]]}}

* ''''' {{spoiler|BIIIG LIVAHH! BIIIG LIVAHH!}}'''''

* "I've found this note stabbed to my door... man."

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* Finn's claim that they won't have to worry about the banana man, as he'll just hit the sun if he keeps walking toward the horizon.

{{quote| '''Jake:''' Finn, did you eat breakfast this morning?~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Jake:''' Finn, did you eat breakfast this morning?

'''Finn:''' No, why?~~ ~~

'''Finn:''' No, why?

'''Jake:''' ''You're forgetting how the sun works.'' }}

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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx7FcDUobwM Ice King singing Marceline's "Daddy" song, with a Marceline wig].

{{quote| '''Ice King (on video):''' ''(singing)'' Daddy, do you even love me? Well, I wish you would show it...~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Ice King (on video):''' ''(singing)'' Daddy, do you even love me? Well, I wish you would show it...

'''Jake:''' ''YEEEEESH...'' }}

* [[In Joke|Phil]] being included in the characters' new Christmas traditions.

* Beemo interprets Ice King's "tears" to be a complicated code involving arranging spaces and Ms that is printed to form an ASCII art picture of Gunther:

{{quote| '''Finn:''' [[Comically Missing the Point|But what does it MEAN?]] (tears up picture)}}

{{quote|'''Finn:''' [[Comically Missing the Point|But what does it MEAN?]] (tears up picture)}}

* Part 1 concludes with a [[Commercial Break Cliffhanger|cliffhanger]] as the Ice King encases Finn and Jake's treehouse in ice and the camera zooms into Jake's screaming mouth. Part 2 opens with Jake still screaming, and then suddenly breaking into [[wikipedia:Alouette (song)|Alouette]].

* A little [[Easter Egg]] thrown in there: some of the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlnbqWXM1Fo things the Ice King says during the sped up scenes] are hilarious.

* Near the end:

{{quote| '''Ice King:''' Now you know my secret. [[Comically Missing the Point|I USED TO WEAR GLASSES!!]] [[Ignored Epiphany|Maybe kidnapping Wildberry Princess will cheer me up.]]}}

{{quote|'''Ice King:''' Now you know my secret. [[Comically Missing the Point|I USED TO WEAR GLASSES!!]] [[Ignored Epiphany|Maybe kidnapping Wildberry Princess will cheer me up.]]}}

== "Marceline's Closet" ==

* Finn sees Marceline naked. His reaction is priceless.

{{quote| '''Finn:''' ''(completely deadpan)'' I'm not goin' back out there.}}

{{quote|'''Finn:''' ''(completely deadpan)'' I'm not goin' back out there.}}

* After Marceline hears them Finn and Jake take up disguises... which turn out to be a lamp [[Lampshade-Wearing|(Finn with a lampshade on his head)]] and ... Jake shapeshifting as Finn.

{{quote| '''Finn:''' DUDE! You shape changed to look like ''me?!''~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Finn:''' DUDE! You shape changed to look like ''me?!''

'''Jake:''' ''(beat)'' Well, yeah! }}

** The dialogue just before that is hilarious as well:

{{quote| '''Finn:''' ''(whispering)'' Is she awake?~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Finn:''' ''(whispering)'' Is she awake?

'''Jake:''' ''(also whispering)'' Why are you ''talking??!''~~ ~~

'''Jake:''' ''(also whispering)'' Why are you ''talking??!''

'''Finn:''' I'm wondering if she's awake!~~ ~~

'''Finn:''' I'm wondering if she's awake!

'''Jake:''' Well, if she's awake she can definitely hear you talking!~~ ~~

'''Jake:''' Well, if she's awake she can definitely hear you talking!

'''Finn:''' I'm ''whispering!''~~ ~~

'''Finn:''' I'm ''whispering!''

'''Jake:''' ''Well now we're both quietly screaming!!''~~ ~~

'''Jake:''' ''Well now we're both quietly screaming!!''

'''Marceline:''' ''(matter-of-factly)'' I can hear both of you...~~ ~~

'''Marceline:''' ''(matter-of-factly)'' I can hear both of you...

'''Finn:''' ''(still whispering)'' DISGUISE YOSELF, FOOL! }}

* Not to mention the episode's punchline after Finn and Jake apologize for hiding in Marcy's closet: {{spoiler|"Apology accepted. I hide in your house all the time."}}

* [[Freeze-Frame Bonus|The note Marceline leaves for Finn and Jake.]]

{{quote| "Hey guys, I had to run out, but I'll be back in a few minutes. I had to run out to buy some ketchup. Is it possible to be allergic to tomatoes? My sleep patterns are always super weird when I eat tomatoes. Do you ever have those lucid dreams? Anyhow, '''{{color|red|DON'T GO INTO MY HOUSE.}}'''"}}

{{quote|"Hey guys, I had to run out, but I'll be back in a few minutes. I had to run out to buy some ketchup. Is it possible to be allergic to tomatoes? My sleep patterns are always super weird when I eat tomatoes. Do you ever have those lucid dreams? Anyhow, '''{{color|red|DON'T GO INTO MY HOUSE.}}'''"}}

* Jake being bitten and not being able to cry out.

** And instead opting to let out a silent scream, with tears in his eyes.

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* This scene:

{{quote| '''Cyclops:''' [[Darker and Edgier|Beg for mercy, or I'LL KILL YOU.]]

{{quote|'''Cyclops:''' [[Darker and Edgier|Beg for mercy, or I'LL KILL YOU.]]

'''Finn:''' ''(beat)'' ''(mumbles)''

'''Cyclops:''' What??

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== "Ghost Princess" ==

* At the beginning:

{{quote| '''Ghost Princess:''' ''(moans)''~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Ghost Princess:''' ''(moans)''

'''Jake:''' Are you haunting us?~~ ~~

'''Jake:''' Are you haunting us?

'''Ghost Princess:''' Yeeeees...~~ ~~

'''Ghost Princess:''' Yeeeees...

'''Jake:''' [[Planet Eris|Oh. Okay.]] }}

* Clarence was voiced by [[Regular Show|Benson]].

{{quote| '''Jake:''' Wait a minute, say that again.~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Jake:''' Wait a minute, say that again.

'''Clarence:''' MY LIFE IS LIKE A '''FART!''' }}

== "Dad's Dungeon" ==

* Jake makes a [[Youtube Poop]] out of the tapes Joshua left in the dungeon.

{{quote| '''Joshua:''' I made you boys something... it's babies. Full of babies. The family sword. [[Dead Baby Comedy|It's made out of babies.]]}}

{{quote|'''Joshua:''' I made you boys something... it's babies. Full of babies. The family sword. [[Dead Baby Comedy|It's made out of babies.]]}}

* In one scene:

{{quote| '''Jake:''' Alright, dude. Dad told me not to tell you this, but--~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Jake:''' Alright, dude. Dad told me not to tell you this, but--

''(An imaginary Joshua appears.)''~~ ~~

''(An imaginary Joshua appears.)''

'''Imaginary Joshua:''' DON'T TELL 'IM!~~ ~~

'''Imaginary Joshua:''' DON'T TELL 'IM!

'''Jake:''' ''([[Beat]])'' ''(flatly)'' You're not real. ''(turns imaginary Joshua into imaginary Lady Rainicorn)'' }}

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* Jake, attempting to win the Fire King's favor, asks him what his favorite thing is. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw2ntlsxw-s&feature=youtu.be&t=7m36s He says koala bears.]

{{quote| '''Jake (pretending to be a koala bear):''' Eucalyptus! EEEEEEUUUUCALYPTUS!~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Jake (pretending to be a koala bear):''' Eucalyptus! EEEEEEUUUUCALYPTUS!

'''Fire King:''' I don't like koalas anymore. }}

* At one point Flame Princess turns some fire denizens into flame cats '''[[Disproportionate Retribution|just for whispering]]''', which prompts Flambo to say this:

** Flambo's voice and general mannerisms remain funny throughout the episode.

{{quote| '''Flambo:''' I cast flame shield on ya's. Also I spat on ya's.}}

{{quote|'''Flambo:''' I cast flame shield on ya's. Also I spat on ya's.}}

* When Jake checks up on Finn through the Beemo-cam, he sees a first-person view of Beemo sneaking up behind Finn to poke him up the butt.

{{quote| '''Beemo:''' Duck... Duck... Duck... [[Scream Discretion Shot|*Camera cuts back to Jake*]] GOOSE!

{{quote|'''Beemo:''' Duck... Duck... Duck... [[Scream Discretion Shot|*Camera cuts back to Jake*]] GOOSE!

* Finn screeches* }}

** There's also just before that when Finn angrily ''punches his tear ducts.''

* At the beginning, when Beemo promises to watch Finn while Jake is out.

{{quote| '''Beemo:''' *pounds fist against his palm* If anyone tries to hurt Finn, [[Badass Adorable|I will kill them!]]}}

{{quote|'''Beemo:''' *pounds fist against his palm* If anyone tries to hurt Finn, [[Badass Adorable|I will kill them!]]}}

* There's Jake singing about finding a love interest for Finn.

{{quote| ''Gotta find a honey for my homey! A baby for my buddy!'' (incredibly deep voice) ''A lady... for my laddie.''}}

{{quote|''Gotta find a honey for my homey! A baby for my buddy!'' (incredibly deep voice) ''A lady... for my laddie.''}}

== Season 4 ==

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* In one scene:

{{quote| '''Finn:''' Oh, Jake. Look at her. She's innocent. Like the steam off a puppy's nose, looking for ham in the snow.~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Finn:''' Oh, Jake. Look at her. She's innocent. Like the steam off a puppy's nose, looking for ham in the snow.

'''Jake:''' [[Noodle Incident|Guy drops ONE piece of ham in the snow and he]] [[Never Live It Down|NEVER HEARS THE END OF IT.]] }}

* {{spoiler|NEPTR's back!}}

{{quote| {{spoiler|'''NEPTR'''}}''':''' I am the ultimate hide-and-seek champion! 15 months, 4 days, and 9 hours, and you guys could not find me! Haha!~~ ~~

{{quote|{{spoiler|'''NEPTR'''}}''':''' I am the ultimate hide-and-seek champion! 15 months, 4 days, and 9 hours, and you guys could not find me! Haha!

'''Jake:''' [[Oh Crap|Oh, plops]], [[Long Bus Trip|WE FORGOT ABOUT THE GAME.]] }}

* Even Finn's last encounter with the Flame Princess, one of the saddest scenes in the entire series, has one very funny moment: The Princess assumes that Finn is a water elemental because, as she tells him: "You cry and cry all the time". Visibly embarrassed, [[Men Don't Cry|Finn nervously denies this]].

* Near the end of the episode:

{{quote| '''Jake:''' [[Everybody's Dead, Dave|Oh, my Glob, man, everyone's DEAD!!]] They're all BURNED! THERE'S BARBEQUE'D BODS '''EVERYWHERE!!'''

{{quote|'''Jake:''' [[Everybody's Dead, Dave|Oh, my Glob, man, everyone's DEAD!!]] They're all BURNED! THERE'S BARBEQUE'D BODS '''EVERYWHERE!!'''

'''Finn:''' '''''[[Big "What?"|WWWWHH]][[Oh Crap|HHHAT?!?!?!]]'''''

'''Jake:''' [[Black Comedy|Heh, I'm just kiddin'.]] }}

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* Finn and Jake watch Beemo do strange things in their bathroom. At one moment, he "uses" a toothbrush.

{{quote| '''Jake:''' Now he is using my toothbrush!~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Jake:''' Now he is using my toothbrush!

'''Finn:''' No man, that's my toothbrush.~~ ~~

'''Finn:''' No man, that's my toothbrush.

'''Finn & Jake:''' *beat* Eugh! }}

* Cinnamon Bun's, mouth, stomach thing...

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* ANYTHING involving the jail guard.

{{quote| '''Jake:''' Yo, is there an outlet anywhere for this?~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Jake:''' Yo, is there an outlet anywhere for this?

'''Guard:''' [[Evil Laugh|Ha...]] [[You Fool!|HAHAHA....]] '''''[[What Do You Mean It's Not Heinous?|HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]]''''' }}

* Finn's reaction to the full landscape of the Nightosphere.

{{quote| '''Finn:''' Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. [[Unusually Uninteresting Sight|Preeeety neat.]]}}

{{quote|'''Finn:''' Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. [[Unusually Uninteresting Sight|Preeeety neat.]]}}

* Finn and Jake realizing that they're next in line... to go into another line.

* This part:

{{quote| '''Finn:''' How long have you been in this line?~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Finn:''' How long have you been in this line?

'''Big Demon:''' How... ''long? (starts crying)''~~ ~~

'''Big Demon:''' How... ''long? (starts crying)''

'''Finn:''' Oh, butt-traps. Jake, stretch us to the front.~~ ~~

'''Finn:''' Oh, butt-traps. Jake, stretch us to the front.

'''A lot of demons, collectively:''' NO CUTTING!!~~ ~~

'''A lot of demons, collectively:''' NO CUTTING!!

'''Big Demon:''' I WILL KILL YOU WITH ALL MY HOPES AND REGRETS. }}

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* The scene where {{spoiler|Marceline}} proceeds to offer "Pain, Pleasure, or Weird Punishment" as the new Lord of Evil.

* The part where the guy who berated Finn and Jake for trying to cut was not let back in line:

{{quote| '''Demon:''' Sorry, dude, you got out of line, I--~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Demon:''' Sorry, dude, you got out of line, I--

'''Guy we're talking about:''' '''''DANG IT!!''''' }}

* What about the scene when Marceline finds out {{spoiler|her dad tricked her}}?

{{quote| '''Marceline:''' Dad, {{spoiler|you tricked me?}}~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Marceline:''' Dad, {{spoiler|you tricked me?}}

'''Hunson:''' *shrugs*~~ ~~

'''Hunson:''' *shrugs*

'''Marceline:''' Dad, that sucks. }}

** Or the moment right before that after he {{spoiler|removes the amulet from Finn}}.

{{quote| '''Hunson:''' I wonder what happened to him? Kids these days, am I right?~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Hunson:''' I wonder what happened to him? Kids these days, am I right?

'''Jake:''' Dude. Seriously. }}

* Finn and Jake finding out just what those bananas are.

* Finn's [[Non Sequitur]] rap:

{{quote| ''(Jake beat boxing)'' "Yeaaaahhh... Uuuuuhnnnn... Political Rap, yo... yo... Demon apathy! Yo zappity! Get ready! Government! Where you went? Yo... Farmer's market! Ride bikes. Get on it. Geodesic domes. Science! [[Pretty Fly for a White Guy|You HEARD?!]]"}}

{{quote|''(Jake beat boxing)'' "Yeaaaahhh... Uuuuuhnnnn... Political Rap, yo... yo... Demon apathy! Yo zappity! Get ready! Government! Where you went? Yo... Farmer's market! Ride bikes. Get on it. Geodesic domes. Science! [[Pretty Fly for a White Guy|You HEARD?!]]"}}

== "Hug Wolf" ==

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* "We're mad, but we're not going down there..."

* This exchange:

{{quote| '''Jake:''' Finn? Say somethinge to reassure me!~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Jake:''' Finn? Say somethinge to reassure me!

'''Finn:''' [[What Do You Mean It's Not Heinous?|I'LL]] [[Does This Remind You of Anything?|HUG]] [[Your Mom]]! }}

* The scene with the protective candy dad defending his daughter with a candy cane shotgun complete with him making "pew" noises as it actually shoots.

{{quote| '''Gumdrop dad:''' GET OUTTA HERE YA HAIRY TEENAGER!~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Gumdrop dad:''' GET OUTTA HERE YA HAIRY TEENAGER!

'''Gumdrop dad:''' [[Getting Crap Past the Radar|SHE'LL]] [[Does This Remind You of Anything?|NEVER MARRY!!!]] }}

* This:

{{quote| '''Crowd:''' NO MORE HUGS! NO MORE HUGS! NO MORE HUGS!~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Crowd:''' NO MORE HUGS! NO MORE HUGS! NO MORE HUGS!

'''Random person in crowd:''' [[Running Gag|WITHOUT]] [[Getting Crap Past the Radar|CONSENT!]] }}

* "Can I get a hug?" "'''''JAKE!!!!!'''''"

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* The candy babies acting... well, like goofy, out of control babies- one of whom is painting the candy mama's face.

* The fat candy mama in general- especially her nonchalant reactions to the chaos in the nursery.

* The creation of Goliad in the flashback:

{{quote| '''Finn''': What did you use to create her?~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Finn''': What did you use to create her?

'''Princess Bubblegum''': Oh, just the usual Candy Person soup.~~ ~~

'''Princess Bubblegum''': Oh, just the usual Candy Person soup.

''[Scene switches to Princess Bubblegum dumping various pieces of oversized candy into a vat. [[And Zoidberg|Along with Cinnamon Bun]].]'' }}

* The scene where Finn is trying to distract his mind away from PB's plan. He imagines various odd things, such as PB's head turning into a dolphin, PB turning into a bunch of little [[PBS]], then melting, Finn rolling up the grass and smothering PB with it, and several dancing Finn babies.

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* When Finn delivers a [[Big No]] Jake says that he [[Lampshade Hanging|doesn't think the Lich can hear them from in the bag]].

* Ice King writing {{spoiler|a fan fic titled "Fionna and Cake Meet Finn and Jake".}}

{{quote| '''Ice King:''' {{spoiler|My fan fiction!!}}}}

{{quote|'''Ice King:''' {{spoiler|My fan fiction!!}}}}

* Finn has a few noteworthy one-liners. "Have you tried NOT sucking for a change, Lich?"