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** Oh crap, Ryder has to fight [[Mark Henry]] in a No Disqualifications match after ALREADY facing Cena?? Laurinitis, you son of a- [[Flat What|What.]] Did Cena just give an Attitude Adjustment to Henry, THEN help pull Ryder on top of him for the cover?! [[Holy Shit Quotient|HOLY SH-]]
* Yeah, aside from The Rock and [[John Cena]] teaming up, this year's Survivor Series is going to be a bor.......WAITAMINUTE! [[CM Punk]] brought ''the'' Howard Finkle to be his personal ring announcer?! Oh, and I'm sure Del Rio wil reta- what's this?! [[CM Punk]] is the NEW WWE CHAMPION! IN MADISON SQUARE GARDEN! YES! YES! YES!
* Ho hum. Time for the Slammys. OK, the "I did not just see that" award. The show always opens with a major angle, so it's gotta be The Mi-[[Jim Ross]]!! HE'S BACK TO KICK COLE'S ASS!! That rap off was lame, It's time for the next awa- [[Mick Foley]]! Awesome!! AND HE BROUGHT THE [[Ted DiBiase|MILLION DOLLAR MAN]]?!?! YES!!!!! It's time for Pipe Bomb of the Year with....OH, YOU DIDN'T KNOW!!! ROAD DOGG!!!!!! And the winner is...[[CM Punk]]!! Man, that John Laurinaitis tribute was awesome! Up next it's the Divalicious Moment of the Ye-OH MY GOD!! IT'S [[Lita]]!!!!!!! YES, YES!!!!!!!!!! And the winner is...KellyKelly? FUCK! The next winner is [[Triple H]]! AND HE's BACK! The Trending Star of the year-with TONY ATLAS!! The Winner is...DolphZiggler? that su-WAIT, SO [[Zack Ryder]] WAS THE REAL WINNER!!! AWESOME!!!!!! Up next is...[[Christian]]! To present the award to...Cena? WHAT!! WHY NOT [[Edge]]??!?! He deserved it more than Cena. Ok, here's the A-lister of the year award-GOLDUST IS BACK, BABY!!!! And the winner, I'll be happy as long as it's not...SNOOKI WON?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Hey, she wished [[Zack Ryder]] good luck. And here comes superstar of the year with [[Rey Mysterio, Jr.]]! Yeah, we all know that thanks to the kids the winner will be John- CM PUNK, YES!!! YEEAAAAH!!!!!. Time for our main event, [[Mark Henry]] vs [[John Cena]]? Boring- *BURST OF FIRE* [[Flat What|Wha-]] Is that [[
* Awesome. We get to watch [[Mark Henry|two]] [[The Big Show|giants]] beat the hell out of each other with steel chairs. Okay. Show's won the match. But Mark [[Sore Loser|doesn't seem to get the point.]] How much longer are they going to keep this feud goin-what's that music? [[Big OMG|OH MY GOD IT'S]] [[Bryan Danielson|FLIGHT OF THE FUCKING VALKYRIES!!!!!!!!!]]
** Early that night A NEW UNITED STATES CHAMPION HAS BEEN CROWNED, [[Zack Ryder|WOO WOO WOO YOU KNOW IT]]!!!!!!!!!!
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