Animate Inanimate Object/Quotes

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"It is the wittiest partition that ever I heard discourse, my lord."
"DOES THIS LOOK INANIMATE TO YOU, PUNK?!"

Woman (offscreen): Do you like my new shoes
Man: You are a chair, honey.

Chair Woman (now in shot): I CAN DREAM, HAROLD!