Animate Inanimate Object/Quotes

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    "It is the wittiest partition that ever I heard discourse, my lord."
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    "DOES THIS LOOK INANIMATE TO YOU, PUNK?!"
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    Woman (offscreen): Do you like my new shoes
    Man: You are a chair, honey.

    Chair Woman (now in shot): I CAN DREAM, HAROLD!
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