Applied Phlebotinum/Quotes

"These particular ones are driven by the Russians discovering a mysterious new element called element 99 which can manipulate time and space as well as mutate living things into zombies, Gamera or anything in between... and can no doubt also tenderize meat, shine your shoes, and whatever else is convenient."

—Yahtzee on Singularity, Zero Punctuation

Nick Naylor: Cigarettes in space?
Jeff Megall: It's the final frontier, Nick.
Nick Naylor: But wouldn't they blow up in an all-oxygen environment?

Jeff Megall: (Beat) Probably. But, you know, it's an easy fix. One line of dialogue: 'Thank God we created the, you know, whatever device.'

—"Thank You For Smoking"

"This is Lucrecia, Sephiroth's mom. Due to her being injected with ~~Plot Device~~ Jenova Cells, she's become immortal or something."

—The Dark Id, Let's Play Final Fantasy VII: Dirge of Cerberus

“blah blah blah, this is what we have to do next because horcrux, Hellmouth, tachyon pulse.”

—Fred Clark, talking about the second Left Behind movie