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* Golden Armor in ''[[Minecraft]]'' looks spiffy, but it really doesn't do anything. Clearly not worth the 24 blocks of gold you have to find in order to craft it. It actually has ''half'' the durability of Iron Armor, and iron is a lot easier to find.
* One unlockable you can get in ''[[Metal Gear Solid 5: The Phantom Pain]]'' is the Gray XOF, a flack-jacket set for Quiet. For those who are not fans of the game, the reason Quiet usually [[Stripperific| wears only a bikini]] is because surgery has altered her so she breathes through her skin [[Sex Sells| (yeah, yeah, we know that's not the real reason)]] meaning wearing such armor would cause her to suffocate. It doesn't, but then again, it doesn't help her at all, being nothing but a skin. So why would the developer change the already-established rules? Hard to say.
* There's your typical [[Chainmail Bikini]] and then there's Shahdee from ''[[Prince of Persia: Warrior Within]]''. [https://princeofpersia.fandom.com/wiki/Shahdee Is this even armor?] It's metal, yes, but it almost looks painful to wear, and Shahdee doesn't seem to be the type who'd benefit from it anyway, being more of Persia's answer to a ninja assassin than a more martial fighter.
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