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* There's your typical [[Chainmail Bikini]] and then there's Shahdee from ''[[Prince of Persia: Warrior Within]]''. [https://princeofpersia.fandom.com/wiki/Shahdee Is this even armor?] It's metal, yes, but it almost looks painful to wear, and Shahdee doesn't seem to be the type who'd benefit from it anyway, being more of Persia's answer to a ninja assassin than a more martial fighter.
* Mordessa's armor, from ''[[Enclave (video game)|Enclave]]''. [https://brettneufeld.tumblr.com/image/120577520250 This armor] - with no eyeholes in the helmet and horns that would likely get in the way during a fight - would actually be detrimental to the wearer, as her cleavage is exposed, making it the most obvious target. Maybe she had intimidation in mind, but she doesn't succeed ''there'' either, seeing as it's hard to even ''look'' at her without laughing.
* In ''[[Dragon's Lair]]'', Dirk's chainmail doesn't help him in any way whatsoever, seeing as he's a [[One-Hit-Point Wonder]] who can (and will) be killed by anything if the player fails [[Press X to Not Die| to respond to the button-prompt in time]]; then again, the same is true of his foes, even the Black Knight, who wears ''plate'' armor''.
 
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