Army of One (film)/YMMV

Crowning Moment of Funny: This exchange after Severence finds out that Santee used to sleep with his wife:

Rudy: Santee was fucking your wife Esther.

Severence: Many times, Rudy. Many times.

Rudy: There's just something wrong with that. A friend is someone who doesn't fuck your wife.

Severence: I never said Santee was a friend. I said he was like a son to me.

Rudy: That makes it worse, doesn't it?

Severence: Oh yeah, much worse.

Ho Yay: Wellman really misses Eddie.