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* In the ''[[Codename: Kids Next Door]]/[[The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy]]'' crossover, Billy's Daddad Harold says his lucky pants are immune to lasers, supernatural energy, and mustard.
* In an episode of the ''New [[Woody Woodpecker]] Show'', Woody's car stalls near a conveniently placed bowling alley in the desert, run by none other than Buzz Buzzard, who offers a prize to who can beat him. Of course, being Buzz Buzzard who he is, he rigs the match completely so that he'll end up winning with a 300 score to keep with his reputation as "Champion" of the place. Turns out that, after he flees, Woody finds out his long list of offenses to the law, which includes "unlawful toenail clipping". But there's more: upon seeing this, he immediately calls the police on the phone and starts listing his offenses, to which the cop pays no mind whatsoever. Only when he mentions: "but Officer, he parked in a no-parking zone!" do the cops decide to flock in on him and arrest him (he was trying to escape [[What an Idiot!|in Woody's ]]''[[What an Idiot!|stalled car]]'').
* An episode of ''[[Teen Titans (animation)|Teen Titans]]'' has Robin and Cyborg getting angry and insulting each other. Cyborg's is: "You're rude, bossy, and you have no taste in music!"
** There's also Killer Moth's ultimatum to the city, which is that he'll unleash his army of mutant moth monsters if they don't declare him ruler, and the Teen Titans surrender. And Robin takes this lovely young woman (his extremely spoiled daughter) to the prom.
** While phrased in a humorous manner, [[Amusing Alien|Starfire]]'s first three reasons for why she feels left out when her sister visits are understandable.
{{quote|I am happy to see her, but Blackfire rules the video games, and she is able to share very depressing poems, and she knows the cool moves, and she always knows when people are not talking about shovels. }}
* It happens frequently in ''[[Futurama]]'' as well, when Professor Farnsworth shows Fry and the gang his place:
{{quote|'''Farnsworth:''' And here's my workbench, and over there is my intergalactic spaceship, and here's where I keep my many lengths of wire.}}
*:* Also:
{{quote|'''Police officer:''' "You're under arrest for child cruelty, child endangerment, depriving children of food, selling children ''as'' food and misrepresenting the weight of livestock."}}
**::* [[Call Back|Of course, earlier in the episode we see Bender weighing a child and relating the information to a Chinese restaurant owner]].
*:* While Farnsworth is listing off a bunch of secrets about his colleagues, he implies that they are guilty of manslaughter, starting a "Pool Boys Studies" class just to sleep with the students, and wearing a [[Dodgy Toupee]]. And then there's what [[Inherently Funny Words|Ogden]] [[Sitcom Arch Nemesis|Wernstrom]] did:
{{quote|'''Farnsworth:''' [[And Zoidberg|And Wernstrom]]! [[Say My Name|Werrrrrnstrom!]]}}
*:* Describing the were-car, Calculon explains that it was made from parts of all of history's most evil cars, including parts of Hitler's car, Charles Manson's Volkswagen, and "that car that played ''[[Knight Rider]]''".
{{quote|'''Fry:''' [[I Am Not Shazam|Knight Rider]] wasn't evil.
'''Calculon:''' Its windshield wipers were. It didn't come up in the show. }}
**::* Funnier in the Italian version, where [[The Love Bug]] was used in place of Knight Rider.
{{quote|'''Fry:''' "It was ''[[Market-Based Title|"The All-crazed Beetle"]]'', but it wasn't ''psychotic!''"}}
*:* From the ending of the"The Farnsworth Parabox":
{{quote|'''Farnsworth:''' Everything that was, is, and ever will be is contained within this box, and the actual box is probably worth something as well.}}
*:* In The Silence of the Clamps, when Bender and the Donbot's daughter Bella witness Clamps maul Calculon after being intimate:
{{quote|'''Bella''': Yeah, Daddy hates welchers. The only thing he hates more is witnesses.
'''[Bender looks horrified.]'''
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'''Bella''':...and people who attempt to duplicate his meatball recipe.
'''[Bender opens his chest cabinet and takes out a pan of steaming hot meatballs and looks even more horrified.]'''" }}
*:* Lrrr to Zapp Brannigan in "The Problem with Popplers":
{{quote|'''Lrrr''': "Stop eating our young! And it's pronounced guacamole!"}}
* And ofOf course, ''[[Family Guy]]'' had to get in on the action, too. In the season one episode where Meg inadvertently joins a cult the same day Lois tries to have a birthday party for Stewie, the girl mixing the punch mixes in cyanide, arsenic, rat poison, and a copy of Paul Reiser's book ''Couplehood''.
*:* Peter bemoaning the sudden popularity of Joe:
{{quote|'''Peter:''' Geez, first he takes my friends, then he takes my job! [stops] But [[George Gershwin|the way I wear my hat? No, he can't take that from me...]]}}
*:* When Brian prevents 9/11 from happening, Stewie fears that Sadam Hussein could be president, Mexico could be the world's dominant super power, or that [[Sesame Street|Cookie Monster]] could have invented [[Facebook]].
* ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]'' had Squidward talking about the Hash-Slinging Slasher, who accidentally cut off his own hand.
** In "Graveyard shift, when Squidward tells the story of the Hash-Slinging Slasher, who accidentally cut off his own hand:
{{quote|'''Squidward:''' And he replaced his hand with a rusty spatula. And then, he got hit by a bus! And... at his funeral, [[Fridge Logic|they fired him]]!}}
*:* There was also the scene where the Flying Dutchman, trying to be scary again, haunts Squidward with a series of freakish nightmares, including his own mother asking why he hasn't called her and then melting, and a giant SpongeBob dissolving into a pile of spiders. The scene ends with the Flying Dutchman doing the old severed finger magic trick, to which Squidward screams "No! Noooo! That's impossible!" and runs away terrified.
*:* In "No Free Rides", Mrs. Puff steals SpongeBob's newly-gifted boatmobile, and they go through three road signs. One said "Giant Clams", but SpongeBob went through it anyway. The next one said "Cheese Graters", and he survived through the giant cheese graters. But whenhe theyseemingly reachedgave "Educationalup Television"once they reached ...
{{quote|'''SpongeBob:''' "[[Faux Horrific|Educational television]]?!" [[Big No|OH, NO!!!]]}}
*:* In "Once Bitten", a concerned Squidward, after having just been bitten by Gary, asks SpongeBob whether Gary had all of his shots in order. The shots he lists are "rabies, snailpox, soft shell dance, bagitis, lumpy bump trump, and teen angst.".
*:* In ''Sandy, Spongebob, and the Worm'', SpongeBob describes the Alaskan Bull Worm as "Big, Scary, and Pink."
:* In "Life of Crime":
** In "Life of Crime", {{quote|'''Patrick:''' Confess!? Are you out of your mind!? Do you have any idea what they do to people like us? We’re not talking about some dumb mail fraud scheme or a hijacking here! WE STOLE A BALLOON! And they're gonna lock us up forever!}}
* Coop of ''[[Megas XLR]]'' was fond of this method. [[Once an Episode]], he'd confront the [[Monster of the Week]], and deliver a long monologue with the following format:
{{quote|'''Coop:''' All right you intergalactic snots! You busted up my car show!
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*** As we learn in the [[Kronks New Groove|sequel]], Kronk had always dreamed of being a cook, but his father had mocked his ambition, making little Kronk cry.
* When [[Lilo and Stitch|Stitch]]'s destructive programming attempts to assert itself, his [[Mad Scientist]] creator Jumba gloats that "he will be irresistibly drawn to big cities, where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs, and steal everybody's left shoe."
* Invoked by Red Tornado as he reeled off a list of a villain's crime in ''[[Batman: The Brave And The Bold|Batman the Brave And The Bold]]''.
{{quote|'''Red Tornado:''' Felony robbery. Parole violations. Felony assault. Jaywalking.}}
** Immediately lampshaded by '''Batman:''' "Not NOW, Tornado!"}}
*:* In one episode, there's a [[Montage]] of the various things Superman did [[Superdickery|when he was affected by the]] [[Brainwashed and Crazy|Red Kryptonite]]: causes a storm at a beach, severely damaging a bridge by tying it together like shoelaces, and put a cat on a tree.
* In an episode of ''[[American Dad]]'', ''Bullocks to Stan'', when Stan fights his boss Avery Bullock:
{{quote|'''Stan:''' [[And This Is For|This is for]] delaying my promotion! This is for disrespecting my daughter! And this is for not letting me stop at the creek for a drink!}}
** In the episode "You Debt Your Life" Roger is about to get hit by a bus and he thinks back to the bad things he's done which included protesting the integration of a University, sinking the Exxon Valdez tanker, and creating [[Star Wars|Jar Jar Binks]].
*** [[Comically Missing the Point|To be fair, creating [[Star Wars|Jar Jar Binks]] is a pretty bad crime in itself.]]
** In "My Morning Straitjacket", Stan claims that rock music is the number one cause of teen pregnancy, school violence and leather pants.
* On ''[[Drawn Together]]'', Ling Ling's father says that Ling Ling dishonours the family name of Hitler Bin Laden Seacrest.
** Also, Wooldoor finding out that Clara is keeping him sick with drain cleaner, cyanide, and ''Gerber's Apple/Banana sauce''.
* Glowface's minions in an episode of ''[[The Xs]]'' are the Scream Queens, Sasquatch, the McVampires, Missing Link, Bio-Harold and Some Old Guy (who asks "Is this the nickel store?").
* Uncle Ruckus, a main character on ''[[The Boondocks]]'', is [[Boomerang Bigot|a black man who hates black people and everything to do with them]]. He has stated that black people were better off with slavery and Jim Crow laws, and many other outrageous statements, despite his own skin color. His three favorite movies? Birth of a Nation, Gone With the Wind, and Notting Hill.
** When trying to exorcise Mr. Stinkmeaner out of Tom, heRuckus brings several items "guaranteed" to scare athe nigger"ghost out of him: a whip, a branding iron, a noose, a night stick, and a job application.
* In an episode of ''[[Pinky and The Brain]]'', the main characters are in Egypt observing an archeological expedition in the Great Pyramid of Giza for Brain's latest scheme. Suddenly, a creepy Egyptian guy walks in on the archeologists:
{{quote|'''Egyptian Guy''': Beware! Beware ignorant fools! To open the sacred burial chamber of Khufu is to invite a plague of misery upon humanity: fire shall rain down from the sky, locusts shall devour crops, the Olsen Twins... ''[[Faux Horrific|will make more movies]]''.
''[Pinky and Brain gasp in horror]'' }}
*:* In "The Pink Candidate", Brain was found guilty of "sedition, abuse of power and shoplifting".
* ''[[Bounty Hamster]]''. "You stand accused of breaking the Prime Directive, 16000 speed limits, and a really nice vase!"
** On another occasion a bounty hunter arrests a criminal wanted for "12 robberies, 300 counts of dangerous flying, and dropping an ice cream truck into an active volcano."
* In ''[[Ice Age]]: Dawn of the Dinosaurs'', [[Crazy Survivalist|Buck]] lists off the rules if the [[True Companions|heroes]] want him to help them: "Rule 1: Do whatever Buck says. Rule 2: Stay on the middle of the track.... Rule 3... He who has gas walks at the back."
* The ''[[Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends|Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends]]'' episode "Bus the Two of Us" is about Bloo taking Mac for a joyride in the Foster's bus without Frankie's knowledge. They try to make it back as fast as possible without Frankie finding out. Needless to say, [[Hilarity Ensues|hilarity, and, this being Bloo, major lawbreaking, ensue.]] Unfortunately, Frankie sees the multiple police cars that followed them home. Over the end credits, she delivers her fury unto him with the following [[List of Transgressions|list of all the crimes]] he comittedcommitted in the day:
{{quote|"Driving without a license, lying on a job application, destruction of private property, destruction of PUBLIC property, illegal use of [[Nausea Fuel|toilet plungers,]] AND calling me a [[Hollywood Pudgy|heifer!]] I mean, '''HONESTLY''', Bloo, what do you have to say for yourself?!}}
* On one episode of ''[[Total Drama Island]]'', a monsoon hits Wawanakwa, and the inevitable flood washes the campers away. Owen, who's been in the confessional outhouse, finds said outhouse floating in the lake and delivers this gem:
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'''Rex-1:''' ...resisting arrest...
'''Thin crook:''' You ain't never gettin' away with this!
'''Rex-1:''' [[Grammar Nazi| ...and using a double negative]].}}
*:* In the crossover movie, ''[[Turtles Forever]]'', the 2003 Turtles explain exactly how bad their Shredder is to their 1987 counterparts:
{{quote|'''Leonardo''': You don't understand. The Utrom Shredder isn't like your Shredder. He's vicious...
'''Donatello''': Lethal...
'''Michaelangelo''': [[BondNo-Nonsense Villain StupidityNemesis|COMPETENT]]!}}
*:*''[[The Fight for the Fox Box]]'' has Michelangelo of the [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]] say this in response to hearing that the [[FOX]] Box has been knocked off the air: "We've fought evil ninjas, evil robots, evil monsters... but cancelling my [[Saturday Morning Cartoon|Saturday Morning Cartoons]]s?! That's the evillest evil ever!"
*:* In "The Maltese Hamster", a mobster uses a tractor beam device given to him by Shredder to find the eponymous Hamster. Its settings include Toys, Home Furnishings, Men's Underwear, and Antiques.
*''[[The Cleveland Show]]'':{{context|Which episode?}}
 
*''[[The Cleveland Show]]'': "{{quote|It's Cleveland's fault! He made me break my leg! And ate all my fish sticks and tater tots! And he sat in my chair! And he called me the 'N' word!" Cleveland shrugs the last one off with "[[N-Word Privileges|I'm allowed to, right?]]"
'''Cleveland:''' [[N-Word Privileges|I'm allowed to, right?]]}}
* In one ''[[Dudley Do-Right]]'' episode, the eponymous character tries to get kicked out of the Mounted Police so that he can [[Fake Defector|infiltrate Snidley Whiplash's gang]], but everything goes wrong, from "You blew up the dam! The irrigation problem has been solved!" to "You burned down that building! We had been trying to tear it down for years and never got around to it!". He finally does manage to get in trouble, though... {{spoiler|by eating his peas with a knife}}, something no Mountie should ever do!
*''[[South Park]]'': This trope is probably why "and she has stupid hair" is one of the funniest lines in the "Kyle's Mom is a Bitch" song.