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{{quote|'''Frylock:''' Oh my god, that's no ordinary sandwich, Shake!
'''Master Shake:''' Oh my god, oh my... do you ''ever'' have anything good to say? It's a free sandwich!
'''Ominous Voice:''' ''It is the Broodwich, forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre! Baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chickens, forced into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman! Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow! Layered with six-hundred and sixty-six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood!''
'''Frylock:''' See... told ya.
'''Master Shake:''' I tasted mustard.
'''Ominous Voice:''' ''Yeah. ...Dijon mustard.''
'''Master Shake:''' How come no bacon?
'''Ominous Voice:''' ''Bacon is extra!''
'''Master Shake:''' You call this a sandwich and you don't even have bacon on it?
'''Ominous Voice:''' ''There are no swine evil enough to be sacrificed upon a bed of evil! ...And lettuce. Bed of evil and lettuce!''|''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]'', "Broodwich"}}

{{quote|'''''Southern Winter Jacket''''': ''Armor made of [[Bigfoot, Sasquatch, and Yeti|Ezroch's]] hide. It's said that Ezroch's hide is imbued with energy, granting power. However, equipping this item too long may enrage the wearer, [[Self-Destructive Charge|resulting in self-destruction]].''|Item fluff from ''[[Vindictus]]''}}

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