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{{quote|'''Sol Dibbler''': I don't think "bwanas" is the right word, Uncle.
'''CMOT Dibbler''': It's [[Qurac|Klatchian]], isn't it?
'''Sol Dibbler''': Well technically, but I think it's [[Darkest Africa|the wrong part of Klatch]] and maybe "effendies" or something...
'''CMOT Dibbler''': Just so long as it's foreign.
|'''''[[Moving Pictures]]'''''}}

Many shows and movies don't bother getting a foreign language right when they portray them. The incidence of this increases along with the obscurity of the language. It is easily explained as native speakers are hard to get, especially if the country of origin is on the other side of the globe and the language is fairly obscure. And that's assuming any native speakers are still living, as many languages have died out for one reason or another.

A variation on this is that the foreigners speak English, but are [[Just a Stupid Accent|identified as foreign by an accent]] or are [[It's Always Mardi Gras in New Orleans|parading universally known national images]].

Names appear especially hard to get right, even European ones, which is all the stranger as most American naming conventions haven't ventured far from their origin. This is why we see female Russians with masculine surnames and patronymics used as names or surnames. This could be explained if their name was anglicized, though the practice has fallen out of favor in recent decades. In most cases, the author [[They Just Didn't Care|just didn't care]].

Contrast with [[Gratuitous Foreign Language]] (and all its subtropes), where the writers take care to give characters lines in a foreign language—which are often poorly rendered by the actors. Contrast also with [[Poirot Speak]], where everyone in the native country has only an elementary education in their native language but can only say the hard words in heavily accented English.

Contrast also with [[Famous-Named Foreigner]], when in an attempt to avert this trope, the author manages to give his foreign character a ''real'' name... albeit belonging to a famous historical character, which often leads to ridiculous results. When a work is named with this trope, it may result in a [[Word Puree Title]].

See also [[Foreign Looking Font]], [[Fictionary]], [[Black Belt in Origami]]. See also [[Speaking Simlish]]. [[Canis Latinicus]] and [[El Spanish-O]] are subtropes specifically dealing with Latin and foreign affixes, respectively. Also consider [[Esperanto, the Universal Language]]

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==  Advertising ==
* An ad for Bertolli features an "Italian" chef lamenting that Bertolli is stealing his business, to the tune of the Habanera from Bizet's ''Carmen'', a French opera that's set in Spain (and a Spanish form of music).
* An ad for Dunkin' Donuts has a [[Take That]] jingle from [[They Might Be Giants]] aimed at Starbucks, complaining about the gratuitous foreign-sounding gibberish in its drink orders:
{{quote|Is it French? Or is it Italian? Perhaps [[Title Drop|Fritalian]]?}}
** Ironically, this is an ad for Dunkin' Donuts lattes—and "latte" is itself an Italian word. Although in Italian, it means ''milk'' rather than ''a coffee drink containing milk''. (Italians drink "caffe latte".)
* A German commercial used quasi-Italian sentences that really were German phrases spoken with a strange tone, like "Pasta ber prima" (=Passt aber prima / That fits [you] really good!)
* A South African ad for an Italian restaurant / coffee place had a husband pretending to say romantic things to his wife. Actually, he is surreptitiously reading the take-away ("takeout") menu, only with dramatic / passionate intonation. The wife goes all weak-kneed and says that she loves it when he speaks Italian to her.
{{quote|"Oh Frikkie, I ''love'' it when you speak foreign!"}}

==  Anime and Manga ==
* Partially averted by [[Hayao Miyazaki]] in maybe a full half of his productions. Those which don't take place specifically in Japan have a sort of Not-Quite-Japanese, Not-Quite-European flavor that leaves the viewer to wonder where, exactly, he's supposed to be. But in the end we rarely care, because the storytelling works for us.
** [[Word of God]] says that most of his films are set in an alternate version of Europe, one in which [[World War II]] never happened.
* ''[[Excel Saga (anime)|Excel Saga]]'' : Although the English used by the paramilitaries in the action movie episode is grammatically perfect, it's apparently delivered by actors who haven't a clue what the words are intended to mean (and only the vaguest grasp of English pronunciation). This is deliberate parody of the trope - the Japanese subtitles (which the English subs of the scene follow) are far more eloquent, often to the point where they have very little to do with what is spoken. It's also [[Lampshade Hanging|lampshaded]] in the English dub. Originally when the soldier asks her "What is your purpose?" in a really strong Japanese accent Excel just responds "I don't know." In the dub she says [[A Worldwide Punomenon|"A big fish?"]]
* ''[[Aria]]'': Singer Eri Kawai admitted that a lot of songs have totally nonsensical lyrics, in an attempt to make them sound vaguely Italian. One song, a canzone sung by Alice during her graduation ceremony, has some verses in [[Esperanto, the Universal Language|Esperanto]], likely to achieve the same effect without becoming too silly.
* The ''[[Tales of Symphonia]]'' OVA has the song "Almateria", and while it has some significant words thrown in here and there, it's mostly pleasant-sounding gibberish.
* Done to a ridiculous degree in episode 52 of ''[[Hayate the Combat Butler]]'' where "Italian" ranges from reciting Italian foods to saying anime/manga related references with bad pseudo-Italian accents. Considering the [[Gag Series|nature of the show]], this trope was almost certainly done deliberately.
* There are panels from ''[[Urusei Yatsura]]'' of Lum's mom speaking in Mah-Jong tiles that combined with her Chinese-style dress (implies "As Long As It Looks Chinese") and a French lady speaking in... ''interesting'' picture combinations in ''Lupin III''. And early in the manga, where French and Chinese commentators on Ataru's game of tag with Lum spoke in, respectively, inane phrasebook style questions and Chinese food names.
* In the manga ''Peace Maker'', which is set in the American Southwest during the late 1800s (you know, a Western), a lot of the character names are... unlikely. The main character (who is male) is called Hope, and his [[Disappeared Dad]]'s name is Peace. At one point they encounter an elderly woman named ''Joshua''. The series is otherwise enjoyable, but it's apparent that the mangaka didn't know what names were for what.
* In ''[[Macross Frontier]]'', the on-screen displays populated with English filler text use completely irrelevant excerpts from, for example, the Adobe Flash Player (or Adobe CS?) EULA and an article about the appearance of Oakley sunglasses in some bicycle or motorcycle event.
* Sharon Apple's pop song "Idol Talk" in ''[[Macross Plus]]'' is completely untranslatable into French. The ''words'' are French, but the actual meaning is total gibberish.
** Much of Yoko Kanno's music from ''[[Cowboy Bebop]]'' also has a similar affectation: the lyrics are in a pseudo-Frenchish language.
* In ''[[Gash Bell]]'', Kiyomaro is running "tests" on a stone tablet (petrified demon). After a while, he starts shouting random spells and demon names at it, since it has writing in the same foreign language as the spellbooks.
* ''[[Code Geass]]''. Many characters from the Britannian Empire, that is supposed to be an alternate-reality version of either UK or US, have ridiculously non-English names (coughRivalzcough), even surnames as first names (Nunnally sounds like an Irish surname, Lelouch is a French one). On the other hand, there are some characters with quite acceptable names, such as Gilbert G.P. Guilford.
** With a lot of the surnames it seems like the writer just opened up a French furnishing catalog and picked whatever words he thought sounded good, so we end up with names that translate to things like Lelouch and Nunnally Red Lamp, Shirley Window, and Rivalz World of Wool Brushes.
** And then there's Rolo, which could be a candy bar or a character from ''[[Sanford and Son]]''.
* ''[[FLCL]]'', or ''Fooly Cooly," was thus entitled because the meaningless phrase, according to the design staff, "sounded English."
** The character "Atomsk". [[Word of God]] says the director chose that name because he saw it in English on a book cover (presumably [[wikipedia:Atomsk (novel)|this one]]) and thought it looked cool.
* ''[[Hellsing]]'''s Walter Dollneas has a surname consisting of two Welsh words that don't often appear together, let alone appear in a surname. Hirano has all but admitted that he had absolutely no idea what he was doing with the foreign names.
* ''[[Death Note]]'':
** Light's name is not a translation of ''hikari'' (光), the Japanese word for "light". The kanji for "Moon" (月) has the English word "light" as a possible pronunciation for it when used as a name.
*** "Possible pronunciation for a name" in Japan is basically "whatever the heck you want to call your child", but using "月" to be pronounced "Light" is... unusual, to say the least. Apparently the author chose that name so that it wouldn't cause bullying of someone with the same name as the character.
** Most of the victims' names are examples of this trope, as was L, whose real name is  {{spoiler|L Lawliet}}. In ''Death Note 13: How to Read'', the writer of the manga admits that he made up the names of the victims randomly, so that no real names would show up as having been written down in the Death Note.
** The bizarre  {{spoiler|Quillsh Wammy}}, which is  {{spoiler|Watari's}} true name. No wonder he used an alias...
* Piccolo from the ''[[Dragon Ball]]'' series. His name means "small/little" in Italian. In the Italian version of the manga and the movies his name remained unvaried, but in the TV series his name, along with that of many other characters, was adapted. His first incarnation was given the name... "Al-Satan" (the same name they had already given to Chichi's father earlier in the series!), while his second one received the name "Junior". Oh, and the God of Earth was called "The Supreme".
* Freesia Yagyu from ''[[Jubei-chan]] 2'' is half-Japanese, half-Russian. Her first name, however, does not exist in either culture.
* Train Heartnet from ''[[Black Cat (manga)|Black Cat]]'' is one of the goofier examples of this trope.
* Rally Vincent from ''[[Gunsmith Cats]]'', although Rally is her nickname (her real name is Irene). It's a secondary joke based on the R=L stereotype/confusion of Japanese speakers. Switch the letters around and see what name you get.
** Ditto [[Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's|Rally Dawson]].
* ''[[Baccano!]]'' - Expect characters to be given names like Jacuzzi Splott and board a train graciously named the ''Flying Pussyfoot.''
** "Claire Stanfield" is a perfectly normal woman's name. The problem is, Claire Stanfield is a ''[[Gender Blender Name|man]]''. This one got lampshaded in the dub during an episode preview. In the thirties, when the series took place, that could be a man's name. The problem is that the masculine version of the name was spelled Clare.
** ''[[Durarara!!]]'' from the same author has Semyon Brezhnev, a [[Husky Russkie|Russian]] [[Gentle Giant]] of a [[Scary Black Man]], who speaks in [[Eloquent in My Native Tongue|a broken and heavily accented]] Japanese. There's also a brief conversation in Russian between him and Izaya, but his Russian is, actually, not pronounced with any greater degree of accuracy...
* In ''Plawres Sanshiro'' the closing titles song ends with the lyrics "Craft Love", that make absolutely no sense either in the context of the song or indeed any context.
* ''[[Saiyuki]]'' gives the female name Hazel to a male priest... Slightly offset by the fact that he is rather [[Bishonen]], anyway.
** [[Word of God]] said it was by combining the words "Beisun" (a type of alcohol) and "angel" and mucking with the pronunciation until you get "Heizeru." His full name is "Hazel Grouse," a type of bird, thematically linking him to Ukoku, who is heavily associated with crows.
* In ''[[Bleach]]'', the Quincy names are all vaguely German-sounding things that translate to nothing. They do get credit for Seeleschneider, "soul-cutter/tailor", however. While the words are correct, the [[Did Not Do the Research|grammar is a little off]]. It should be Seele'''n'''schneider.
** The Arrancar have Spanish-named zanpakuto, with a few strange exceptions, such as video game-exclusive Arturo Plateado having a zanpakuto named "Fenice" (not "Fénix" as has been erroneously claimed), which is Italian. Gantenbainne Mosqueda's zanpakuto, though, is named "Dragra", which doesn't seem to mean ''anything'' in any language.
** The Hollows have some reasonable variation names such as "Demi Hollow", "Huge Hollow", and "Menos Grande", but the names of the Menos stages, "Gillian", "Adjucha", and "Vasto Lorde", just seem to be made-up words. For a Spanish or Portuguese speaking viewer, the "Menos Grande" hollow reaches [[Narm]] levels since its name translates to the hilariously unfitting and broken "Less Big".
*** It makes more sense if you know that the term for a "Whole" - a normal, non-Hollow ghost - is actually "Plus" in the original Japanese. "Menos" doesn't just mean "less"; it means "Minus." So "Menos Grande" is likely meant to be interpreted as "Giant Minus (Hollow)".
*** This is also the case with the enemy of the final arc,  {{spoiler|the Vandenreich - the pronunciation is listed besides kanji meaning "invisible country," and while "reich" is German, Vanden doesn't appear to be an actual word - possibly a misreading of Vonden, meaning "of the". It might also be an example of Kubo's musical fanboyism as a nod to German metal band Vanden Plas (who themselves were car fanboys who named their group after the famous Flemish coachbuilders that eventually gave their name to a brand of Jaguar).}}
* All of the ''[[Mobile Suit Gundam]]'' series are positively rife with foreign-ish names, some more successful than others. Might be justified because most of the series take place at an undetermined point in the future where Earth has become a One World Government and half of humanity lives in orbital colony superstructures. [[Mobile Suit Gundam 00|The one series]] with a date solidly pinned down in relation to modern day does fairly well with the names.
* In one episode of ''[[Sailor Moon]]'', Ami gives a student a printout of what she says is a NASA website. The printout is not gibberish. What it ''is'', however, is the lyrics to "Danger Zone" from the movie ''[[Top Gun]]''.
** There are English-spoken phrases being a combination of English and Japanese or simply very grammatically incorrect. "Let's dancing" is actually rather common in Japan.
* ''[[Fafner in the Azure]]'' has a supposedly Irish character named "Kanon Memphis", which doesn't sound like the sort of name ''anyone'' would have, let alone an Irish person.
** Might've been meant to be Conan, which IS the name of an Irish Anti-hero (Conan MacMorna).
* ''[[Umineko no Naku Koro ni]]'' actually does a pretty good job of having Western names. There's Eva, Maria, Rosa, Rudolf, George, Battler, Jessica—wait a minute...
** Battler's name is [[Lampshaded]] by him in the sound novels, due to him complaining how odd it is.
* Somewhat subverted in episode 10 of ''[[Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex]]'', where in-show foreigners Suzuki Sato and Tanaka Watanabe, both CIA agents, don't bother to check their Japanese aliases for simple things like using two surnames as a full name before entering the country. The Japanese officials with whom they interact are understandably befuddled upon seeing their calling cards. They're [[Acceptable Targets|obnoxious Americans]] with their own sinister agenda and we're supposed to dislike them anyway. To add insult to injury, they look and act very much like some like racist stereotypes of the Japanese, which is probably supposed to reflect their opinions of the country they've been assigned to.
* ''[[D.Gray-man]]'', spectacularly so with the "Portuguese" Tyki Mikk's name. There are at least 4 blatant errors in this name alone.
** "Arystar Krory" was named after a real person called "Aleister Crowley", but the author deliberately went with a different spelling. There is also a Mexican man with the name "Winters Socalo", a German woman named "Miranda Lotto", two Chinese siblings named "Lenalee" and "Komui", and an American man named "Tup Dop". "Marie" is a man, and it seems that's his last name, meaning his first name is "''Noise''". Of note is that a woman who's name was spelled "Crea" in the series itself has her name more correctly spelled "Claire" in a [[All There in the Manual|data book]].
* ''[[Mai-Otome]]'' has most of its characters with obviously Japanese given names, but because they all come from [[Fantasy Counterpart Culture]]s, a lot of their surnames are non-Japanese.
* ''[[Katekyo Hitman Reborn]]'' is a repeated offender for its attempts at Italian names, most notably Bianchi is used as a (female) first name - it is actually a surname.
* ''Aura Battler Dunbine'' has a classic example of this. A female character is introduced as "Marvel Frozen", to which the Japanese lead hero responds, "'Marvel Frozen'? You must be American!"
* In the Kyoto Arc of ''[[Rurouni Kenshin]]'', [[Kid Samurai|Yahiko]] come across three girls who say nothing but "chow" while gushing over a dog (an official Chinese translation just went with wingdings); he thinks to himself that they can't possibly be speaking Japanese.
** Considering the time period and that Yahiko, born and raised in Tokyo, is in Kyoto, it's probably a (rather well-known, actually) [[Kansai Regional Accent]] joke. ("Chigau", a word meaning "that's wrong", gets shortened to "chau" in Kansai, and since the dog they're talking about is a Chow-Chow, Watsuki just had [[A Worldwide Punomenon|a little too much fun with it.]])
* In ''[[Chrono Crusade]]'', most of the English names of the American characters make sense, like Joshua and Rosette Christopher. But then you have the German character Satella Harvenheit (which ''might'' have been meant to be "Stella", but is officially spelled with the extra "A"), and the Portuguese immigrant Azmaria Hendrich...(although to be fair, her last name is her adoptive father's....but it still doesn't sound right).
* For ''[[Weiss Kreuz]]'', [[Takehito Koyasu]] apparently picked the name because "Weiss" sounded cool, and "Kreuz" sounded cool with it. Randomly from a German dictionary. This was after the producers firmly vetoed his original title: "Cat People". In English. It really could have gone much worse.
* In the ''[[Tokyo Mew Mew]]'' anime, Ichigo meets an English speaking pianist and is only able to say a few English words, one of them being her own name translated, which is "strawberry".
* ''07-Ghost'' is a series set in a European-style world. Of course, that explains the use of western words and names. Especially when the names in question aren’t actual names. Usually they are random German words, or just Gibberish. Combined with proper Japanese names. And in cases of in-universe terms, they probably just pick a word from a random language. One example would be the god of death, who is from some reason named “Verloren” which means “lost” in German. Or the terms “Kor” and “bascule”. Or the seven ghosts, who are called Zehel, Fest (means firm/firmly/feast in German), Profe, Randkalt (German again. “Rand” is edge and “Kalt” is cold, and therefore “Randkalt” means “edge cold”) , Rilect (maybe it’s supposed to be “Relict”), Ea, and Vertrag (contract in German).
** And then there are the names Wahrheit Tiashe Raggs (Wahrheit means truth in German), Weldeschtein Krom Raggs (Krom means “furthermore” in Czech, but that’s probably not what they meant. And Weldeschtein could be “Waldstein” which sounds enough like a German surname, or a rather believable Yiddish surname, though they probably weren’t meant to be Jewish with all the crosses around the place). Fea isn’t a word, but it resembles a few real name. Female ones.
** And Frau. Okay, he’s a womanizer, but is that really a reason to name him “woman”?!
* Used for humorous effect in ''G-On Riders'': two American street thugs speak entirely in random quotes from the Gettysburg Address. "Government!" "Of the people!"
* The episode titles of 11 Eyes were also written in Hungarian on the title cards, most of them [[They Just Didn't Care|badly translated]], so we got such gems as: The maiden of Crystal Palace -> In a girl crystal; Twisted Awakening -> Curving/Zig-zagging awakening; The choice called destruction -> Sleep off to allstars, etc. Admittedly they're based on the Japanese titles, not the English ones, but they're still wrong.
* The one character of European racial stock on Ichigo Mashimaro, Ana Coppola, is said to be from England despite having an obviously Italian surname.
* ''[[Silent Moebius]]'': Katsumi Liqueur, Kiddy Phenil, Lebia Maverick, Rally Cheyenne, Robert "Roy" [[De Vice]], Ralph Baumers/Bombers, Ganossa Maximillian, Gigelf Liqueur.
* In ''Mai The Psychic Girl'' one of Mai's enemies is the daughter of the East-German ambassador. Her name is Turm Garten - Tower Garden. Note also that in German, Tower is a male noun.
* The manga ''Jackals'' is set in America at the tail end of the 19th century. Its main protagonists are Nicole D. Heyward (a ''Puerto Rican man'') and ''Huya'' Godfrey (a white guy). Some translations try to soften the blow by romanizing the first guy's name as "Nichol", but they're not fooling anyone. Also, his mother, who is actually from Puerto Rico, is ''Lokishii'' Heyward. The fan translation has tried to make ''that'' less ridiculous by changing it to "Roxy", but that's not quite what the kana spells out. And no, she's never been married. Roxy Heyward from late 19th century Puerto Rico. ''Sheeeeesh''.
* ''[[Transformers Super God Masterforce]]'' doesn't even try to give believable names to characters who aren't the Autobot Headmaster Juniors. The Decepticon Headmaster Juniors, for instance, are Bullhorn, Wilder, and Cancer - respectively Mexican, American, and Chinese. That said, since those names are bizarrely appropriate for their transtectors' altmodes (a hellish bull, a crazed wolf, and a sickening crab creature), they might simply be aliases - not that there's ever any indication of this being the case. Most of the other characters who hail from the west are only afforded, well, Transformer names like "Road King" and "Doubleclouder".
* Averted in ''[[Nodame Cantabile]]''. When German director Stresemann uses the alias Milch Holstein, which sounds and is correct German. Chiaki, who speaks German, realises that Milch (Milk) is not a name Germans would use, especially in combination with Holstein, which is a cattle breed well-known in Germany.
* Fay's language in an early episode of ''[[Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle]]''. Apparently the director wanted it to be French-sounding gibberish, which it most definitely is. In the manga it's written in Cyrillic.
* In ''[[Beck]]'', two of the main characters are American and speak English because it's easier for them. This becomes hilarious because they don't actually speak English correctly, none of the characters do, and the entire series suffers from a severe case of this.
* ''[[Fullmetal Alchemist]]'' has a strange mishmash of numerous European cultures, names, and words in the fictional country of Amestris in which it is set, resembling many northwestern European locales but not really fitting any. This may have been an attempt to make Amestris less of an obvious [[Fantasy Counterpart Culture]] for [[Imperial Germany]], but the pieces just don't fit together right, resulting in awkward things like a man named "Basque Grand". The translation makes things even worse by virtue of some questionable romanizations. Edward Elric's home town is ''Rizenburu'' in the original Japanese. The most obvious transliteration would be "Riesenburg", which is valid German (although "giant city" is a most inappropriate name for a small rural dairy farming community), but the translators dropped the ball and called it ''Resembool'', which is complete gibberish.


==  Comic Books ==
* ''[[Batman]]'' example: Ra's Al-Ghul's daughter, Talia, uses the "surname" Al-Ghul, despite the Arabic patronymic [[Did Not Do the Research|not working that way]], but kind of makes sense as her name would thus be "Talia, of the Demon". The trouble is that she then uses the "Anglicized" variant, "Talia ''Head''", which [[Did Not Do the Research|translates the wrong word]]. Maybe "Talia Demon" wasn't subtle enough.
* The time displaced DC character Manitou Raven is said to be from the native American tribe that eventually became the Apache. Manitou (meaning "spirit") is actually an Algonquin word. For Europeans and others who may not know where the Apaches and Algonquins live relative to each other, [[Critical Research Failure|this is about the equivalent of assuming a Norwegian word or myth can equate to a Georgian one]].
** [[It Gets Worse]]: Manitou Raven's power word for becoming a giant is the same as the ''[[Superfriends]]'' character he's an [[Expy]] for, Apache Chief: "Inukchuk". There ''is'' a word that is very similar to this, "inukshuk", which in its language means "something that substitutes for a human", and is applied to giant stone columns and statues. So it would ''almost'' be viable as a symbolic magic word, in the vein of "make me as big as an inukshuk", if it weren't for the fact the language in question is Inuktitut, an Inuit language. To carry on the example above, this would be like taking that Norwegian-Georgian mythological mix and throwing in a dash of Swahili. Then there's the fact that Inuit did not build giant stone columns or statues: inukshuks are only a few feet high. "Becoming as big as an inukshuk" would cause the average human to ''shrink''.
* Hendy of the [[Blackhawk]] squadron is a nice example too, Hans is OK, Hendrickson is slightly un-Dutch, fitting a Dutch-American better than an unhyphenated Dutchman, "Hendricksen" is genuinely Dutch, but "Ritter" is the German word for "Knight", Dutch would be "Ridder", a title, not a name.
* Marvel Comic's character Silver Samurai's real name is Kenuichio Harada. You won't find a single person in Japan called Kenuichio.
** In Japanese translations, his name is Kenichiro, at least according to [[The Other Wiki]].
* The [[X-Men]]'s Cajun mutant, Gambit, likes to toss some French into his dialogue. He sometimes calls Rogue ''"chéri"'' (dear)... which would be nice if he weren't using the masculine form of the word. Luckily for our grammatically-challenged hero, there is no ''audible'' difference between ''"chéri"'' and ''"chérie"''.
** He's not the only one that gets this, unfortunately: Kurt (aka Nightcrawler)'s [[Gratuitous German]] often gets misspelled so that he ends up calling girls "camisole" instead of the intended "sweetheart" or "darling" (''"'''Lieb'''chen"'').
*** [[It Got Worse|Could be worse]], Hudlin [[What an Idiot!|had him utter]] [[Critical Research Failure|"Lieberstesh"]].
** Blackwing (previously known as Beak) is a mutant who was said to be from Rotterdam, the Netherlands. His real name is Barnell Bohusk, which isn't much of a Dutch name at all. Marvel has since changed his official birthplace to Maryland, USA, though that doesn't exactly solve the problem, either.
** ''[[New Mutants]]''{{'}} Roberto da Costa sometimes says sentences in Spanish... even though he came from Brazil, where the language is Portuguese.
* In-media example: In one ''[[Lucky Luke]]'' album, the Daltons disguise as Chinese. Jack decides to make his disguise by speaking "Chinese". Which means that he says "ching chang chong" all the time. A crowning moment of funny is when he is talking to a Chinese man who dislikes Rin-Tin-Can very much:
{{quote|'''Averell:''' Ching chang chong.
'''Chinese man:''' While I agree, I would not use such words even about someone as horrible as Rin-Tin-Can. }}
* In ''[[X-Men]]'', Colossus' real name is Piotr Nikolaivitch Rasputin. Rasputin is a common surname in the area of Russia where he's from, which is fine. And the patronymic is correct, even better. Then his sister Ilyana Rasputin is introduced. Slight oops; her last name ought to be Rasputina. The Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe eventually gives her full name as "Ilyana Nikolaivitch Rasputina (Anglicized to Rasputin)."
** And even ''that'' isn't right - Nikolaivitch is a masculine middle name, literally translating as "son of Nikolai." Since Ilyana's a girl, her middle name should be "Nikolaivna" (daughter of Nikolai).
* Gabby Rivera was hired for ''America'' because she was ethnically Hispanic. She does not actually know Spanish yet made frequent use of [[Poirot Speak]]. The result is a horribly broken mess noticeable to those whose entire proficiency in Spanish is a single middle-school course. This is made worse by Marvel claiming the comic was an attempt to appeal to Hispanics.


== Fan Works ==
* In ''[[Naruto Veangance Revelaitons]]'', the only vaguely Japanese name is a character based off the author's best friend Danny. The character's name, Tadashiharakumaie, clearly falls into this trope.


== Film ==
* [[Charlie Chaplin]]
** In the classic [[Suddenly Voiced|semi]]-silent comedy, ''[[Modern Times]]'', Charlie is expected to sing a song, but loses his cuffs that have the lyrics written on them. Desperate, Charlie improvises a song using gibberish that sounds like a mix of French and Italian and pantomimes a story as he sings. That product of his quick thinking brings the house down. Chaplin did this to keep his Tramp character international and not limited to a specific language.
** Chaplin's Hitler-like role in ''[[The Great Dictator]]'' delivers a foaming-at-the-mouth speech in Tomanian, one of the funniest fake foreign languages ever: a pastiche mixture of English, German and Yiddish nonsense in which such words as "Sauerkraut" and "Katzenjammer" recur.
* In ''[[Team America: World Police]]'', anything that wasn't English was nonsensical gibberish, apart from random French that amounted to the same thing. The terrorists, for example, only use 3 words: 'Durkadurka', 'Muhammed', and 'Jihad!' Except for the cries of "NO ME GUSTAAAA!" at the Panama canal and a North Korean pilot shouting "KAMSAHAMNIDA!".
* Sacha Baron Cohen takes full advantage of this trope in his ''[[Borat]]'' sketches and movie; his spoken "Kazakh" is actually a (sometimes, but not always, nonsensical) mix of Yiddish, Polish, Gangstafied Hebrew, and other languages in an overdone Slavic accent. His written notes are in straight Hebrew. Also his sidekick in the film, Azamat, is actually speaking real Armenian. Almost all the Cyrillic writing used in the film and marketing materials is gibberish created by typing English words into a keyboard set for Cyrillic letters.
** For example, the title on the DVD case sorta LOOKS like 'Borat' but in cyrillic it's closer to saying something like 'Voyadt'
* Turks were unwilling to act the caricatures in ''Midnight Express'' and thus Armenians were hired to portray them, which means that in both the prison and the court scene, reprehensible gibberish and fake Turkish is emitted instead of Turkish.
* In ''[[The Court Jester]]'' the English Hubert Hawkins ([[Danny Kaye]]) pretends to be a jester from Italy. When a guard asks him why he doesn't have an accent, he replies that he is fluent in many languages and demonstrates it by talking a lot of nonsensical gibberish that sounds very much like French, Italian and German. (This skill was then known as "double-talk", and Kaye was a famous master of it.) The guard, who doesn't understand any of this, allows him to pass.
* The Spanish movie ''Bienvenido Mr Marshall'' has a whole segment parodying [[The Western]] movies in faux-English except a few words like "Whiskey", "Hey!" "Howdoyoudo?"
* In ''[[Top Secret]]'', most of the German spoken is completely irrelevant Yiddish phrases. For example, when supposedly ordering at a restaurant, the love interest is in fact telling the waiter, "''Folg' mich a gang und gai in drerd''" -- "Do me a favor and drop dead." At one point a German soldier does respond to an order in German, severely intoning "''Ich liebe dich, mein Schatze''" -- "I love you, darling." More fake languages abound: the Swedish lines are English run backwards, and a priest reciting the last rites for a condemned man speaks mostly in stock Latin phrases, throwing in one sentence in Pig Latin ("ou're-yay oing-gay to get ied-fray in the air-chay").
** There's also the bit where Nick is riding the train to East Germany, and is learning German from a language tape.
{{quote|'''Tape''': ''Eine blitz - A pen. Eine blitz - A pen [...] Der ist Sauerkraut in my Lederhosen [...] I want a Schnauzer with my Winerschnitzel.''}}
** Also,the French Resistance have the right French names, except Chocolate Mousse. It should have been "[[Did Not Do the Research|Mousse au Chocolat]]".
{{quote|'''Du Quois''' (introducing the american to the men) : ''This is Chevalier, Montage, Détente, Avant-Garde and Déjà-Vu [...] Over there, Croissant, Soufflet, Escargot and Chocolate Mousse''}}
* In ''[[The Bourne Identity]]'', the name on Bourne's Russian passport is written "Foma Kiniaev" in Latin letters and "Aschf Lshtshfum" (Ащьф Лштшфум) in Cyrillic letters. Apparently, the designers of the prop just typed the name in the Russian keyboard layout without actually translating it. The name was corrected in ''The Bourne Supremacy''.
* Certainly true of the sort-of Indian cult in ''[[The Beatles (band)|Help!]]'' Made funnier by the fact that the British actors make essentially no attempt to conceal their...[[Buffy-Speak|Britishness]].
* ''[[The Princess Diaries]]'' and ''[[The Princess Diaries]] 2: Royal Engagement'' play this trope straight over a cliff by [[Ruritania|inventing a European country]], "Genovia," in which the queen (Julie Andrews) is English, the peasants speak either French or English with French, English, and American accents, and the [[Beautiful All Along|princess's]] name is Princess Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi.
** The books do give some explanation—for some reason it's a Francophone country which used to be part of Italy. And the Amelia and Thermopolis parts come from her (American) mother. And no accents, obviously.
*** Mignonette is a flower.
*** Queen Clarisse (Julie Andrews) could very well have been an English princess who married the Genovian King. The fact that she is styled "Dowager" would usually mean that she was a queen consort (married into the royal family) rather than queen regnant (ruling in her own right).
* The execrable ''[[Wild World of Batwoman]]'' (given a sound thrashing by the guys on ''[[Mystery Science Theater 3000]]'') had the main characters' seance frequently interrupted by a Chinese spirit. Keep in mind, the spirit's Chinese mainly consisted of saying "ching", "chang" and "chong" over and over again in random combination, causing Tom Servo to deadpan "You know, that ''may'' not be real Chinese." As Mike says, "To every Asian and every ''human being'', we apologize for that last scene."
* In ''[[Blazing Saddles]],'' the Indian Chief (played by [[Mel Brooks]]) speaks Yiddish. This was done on purpose, as the movie is a parody.
** And in one of the posters, the Hebrew letters for the Yiddish [[Spoonerism]] "Posher l'Kesach" (roughly, "Posher for Kassover") worked into his headdress.
* Alien language examples abound in ''[[Star Wars]]: [[Return of the Jedi]]''. The Ewok speak Tagalog, a Philippine dialect. Huttese spoken by Greedo, Jabba and others is basically bad Quechua, spoken in a variety of dialects. Lando's copilot Nien Nunb speaks the African language of Haya.
* Apparently those Westerns which cast Native Americans in speaking roles told them to speak their own language to add some authenticity, which would either be subtitled or translated by another character. The actors complied, but said whatever they felt like, often saying obscene or insulting things about the director, the other actors, etc. There are apocryphal stories of Native American audiences (in)explicably cracking up laughing during scenes that were meant to be dramatic.
* Trey Parker's college film ''[[Cannibal! The Musical]]'' is a film set in Colorado in 1883. At one point, they come across some "Nihonjin" Indians who are clearly Japanese people masquerading as Indians. "Nihonjin" literally means "Japanese person/people." At one point, the chief tries to assure the dubious main characters that they are, indeed, legitimate Indians by pointing out their teepees, one of which is made out of a Japanese flag.
* Movies made during [[World War II]] that took place in the Pacific Theater usually had Koreans and Chinese as stand-ins for the Japanese. They were told to say phrases like 'I tie your shoe, you tie my shoe' faster than normal to sound like they were speaking Japanese. Note that this was much more common during the war, when actual Japanese people were <s>in internment camps</s> unavailable.
** Parodied by [[Terry Pratchett]] in ''[[Interesting Times]]'' with the Agatean battle cry: "Orrrrr! Itiyorshu! Yutimishu!"
* In the ''[[Blade (film)|Blade]]'' films, [[Esperanto, the Universal Language|Esperanto]] is used for the street signs and posters in "foreign" cities to make the locale seem "generically European". Kris Kristofferson seriously studied speaking Esperanto for his brief scene buying a newspaper. In another scene, Hannibal King rests in a hospital watching ''Incubus'', starring [[William Shatner]], one of only two Esperanto feature films in existence.
* The Libyan terrorists from ''[[Back to the Future (film)|Back to The Future]]'' speak some vaguely Arabic-sounding nonsense language.
** In ''[[Back to the Future (film)|Back to The Future]] II,'' the older Marty's Japanese boss has a name equivalent to "Mr. General Motors." Also, the Japanese street signs in the town square were found hilarious by Japanese tourists during filming.
* In ''[[Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom]]'', Willie Scott sings Cole Porter's "Anything Goes" in what is apparently some made-up version of Chinese.
** This trope is averted for Mola Ram, who speaks flawless Hindi and whose lines make perfect sense in the context of the plot. On the other hand, he is played by a Bollywood actor who did his own translation.
** However, whenever an extra speaks it's Sinhalese. This is because the Indian government didn't allow them to shoot such an [[Did Not Do the Research|inaccurate portrayal of Indian culture]] in the country, so the production moved to Sri Lanka.
* The [[Yellow Peril|"Japanese" villain]] in the 1940s ''[[Batman]]'' serial is named Tito Daka. Except the ''ti'' sound does not exist in Japanese phonetics (the closest is "ち/チ", usually romanized as ''chi'').
* Skewered in ''[[Maverick (film)|Maverick]]'', as, when the heroes are set upon by a band of Indians, Bret Maverick "translates" the chief's words, informing the rest of the party that they have trespassed on sacred ground, and the Indians' gods demand a blood sacrifice. As Maverick well knows (and the subtitles tell the audience), however, the chief just wants to know if Maverick has come for the money he owes him.
* In one children's movie, the young English protagonists found themselves in New Zealand watching Maori 'savages' dancing around a fire whilst chanting "Tahi! Rua! Toru! Wha!" repeatedly. As any New Zealand schoolchild should be able to tell you this actually is genuine te reo Maori (Maori language). It translates to "One! Two! Three! Four!".
* Parodied in ''[[Scary Movie]] 4'' with two characters having a subtitled conversation consisting of random Japanese words ("Karate judo sumo samurai!") and trademarks.
* Played painfully straight in the third ''[[Austin Powers]]'' movie in which Goldmember, and everyone else goes on at some length about Goldmember being Dutch, only for Goldmember to only ever use really bad German in the movie. Come on Hollywood, it isn't that hard.
** Actually, thanks to cultural osmosis, the best context suitable Dutch translation of the English word for frustrating situations is the exact same word both in spelling and phonetics. So if Goldmember had spoken proper 'inappropriate Dutch', nobody (not even the Dutch) would get that he was speaking 'inappropriate Dutch' rather than just swearing a lot.
** There are also the twins [[A Worldwide Punomenon|Fook Mi and Fook Yu]], whom Austin identifies as Japanese, but their names could much more easily pass for Vietnamese or some other East or Southeast Asian language. Of course, the entire franchise is made of [[Rule of Funny]].
*** In a deleted scene, Austin meets the twins again (in Japan), and they reveal their real names: Cindy and Sally.
** This trope is toyed with when Austin and his father converse in their native dialect ( thick British accents) in order to have some privacy while discussing an important matter in public. It starts off with some genuine slang and british idioms but, being [[Austin Powers]], eventually even the subtitles themselves give up on making sense of what the hell these two are actually saying to one another.
* ''[[Million Dollar Baby]]'' makes a mess of the tiny amount of Irish it attempts to use; ''Mo chuisle'' ("my vein," or loosely "my darling") is misspelled "mo cuishle" and mispronounced as "muh kwushla"; it should be "muh khushleh". Also, Clint Eastwood's character claims to be translating [[William Butler Yeats]]' poetry from Irish into English, but Yeats had only basic Irish and never wrote any Irish poetry.
** Irish has had so many problems with spelling standardisation that the misspelling might be perfectly acceptable. The pronunciation isn't.
* The Italian 1970 western ''Compañeros'' had a main character that was supposed to be Swedish and was named "Yodlaf Peterson". Yodlaf is total gibberish and does not even remotely sound like any Swedish or Scandinavian names (the closest real name probably being "Jonas", or "Olaf") and while Petersson and Pettersson are common surnames in Sweden, Swedish surnames ending with -son almost always have two S's (as in "Peter's Son" contrived to Petersson). The surname would probably be excusable since occasionally people prefer to have their surnames written with only one S for aesthetic reasons, but the film does this more than once, also introducing an (fictional) brand of Swedish Safes named Svenson. The film also contains some Swedish speech, which was done surprisingly well - while badly pronounced, all the lines where grammatically correct.
* In ''[[The Terminal]]'', Viktor Navorski ([[Tom Hanks]]) is from Krakhozia, a made-up Warsaw Pact country . He speaks passable Bulgarian, adequate to the situation. The [[Ruritania]] he comes from is a minor [[Genius Bonus]] : several Slavic languages have similar sounding words for "collapse", usualy written as some variation of "krach" (spelled vaguely like "krakh"). "[[Bilingual Bonus|Collapsia]]" would be [[Rule of Funny|a pretty apt name]] for the protagonist's home country, given the movie it is the collapse of communism that strands the protagonist.
* ''[[Zulu]]'': According to legend the Zulu messenger was instructed to simply 'say something' in his native language as he collapsed as King Cetewayo's feet. This was a mistake as what he chose to say was 'kiss my behind' or words to that effect. The Zulu actor playing the king managed to keep a straight face. But audiences of their compatriots didn't.
* In ''[[Charlie's Angels]]'', there's a scene where the angels speak Finnish to each other. They discuss what a bad idea it would be to sleep with a client, but this is not what it says in the subtitles. I'm guessing the scene was rewritten after it was shot. Things get increasingly weird if you watch the movie with Finnish subtitles, which also don't match what's said.
* Kal Penn has said that when filming the scene where Taj loses his virginity in ''Van Wilder'', the filmmakers told him to "say something in Hindoo [sic] -- something religious." Instead, he said in Gujurati: "There's a white bitch under me."
* ''[[The Producers]]'': While Uma Thurman certainly tries to speak Swedish—it fails to the point of her lines having to be subtitled on Swedish releases. The whole thing is a bit odd since they managed to get some stuff right and some stuff plain odd. Like her "catchphrase", "''God dag min vännen''", which translates into "hello my the friend". Probably it's a mistake for "''vänner''", which would make it "hello my friends." But her accent is no way Swedish, just generically North European, and apart from baby grammar she indicates foreignness by refering to herself in the third person. Why this should sound "foreign" is anyone's guess, since pronouns are the first thing one learns.
* In ''[[The Incredible Hulk]]'', the thuggish Brazilian who harasses Bruce Banner in the early scenes speaks Portuguese with a horrible, horrible foreign accent. It's grammatically correct (or correctly incorrect for the setting), though.
** Really, every Brazilian not played by a Brazilian actor (there are quite a few) speaks in a barely understandable accent. Bruce Banner's emergency Portuguese actually sounded better than most of them.
* In ''[[Stripes]]'', the Soviet soldiers of Czechoslovakia all speak with vaguely Russian-sounding grunts.
* A [[Lzherusskie]] flavoured example would be "general Radek", a minor antagonist from the movie ''[[Air Force One (film)|Air Force One]]''. Radek sounds like an awfully Russian name, da? Well... nyet! "Radek" is not a Russian name - in fact, it's not even a (usual) surname in any Slavic language. It's a given name, specifically a typical Czech diminutive of the male name Radoslav (as a certain [[Stargate Atlantis|Dr. Radek Zelenka]] will tell you).
** On the other hand, there was an actual person named [[wikipedia:Karl Radek|Karl Radek]], who was a genuine Communist at the time of [[Red October]]. On the other hand, it was a self-selected name; he was born Karol Sobelsohn.
** Of course, had Radek actually spoken a word in the film, he would've sounded more German than Russian, given that he was played by Jürgen Prochnow, although the actor's English is pretty good.
* In [[Transformers: Dark of the Moon]], Agent Simmons' "German" is simply a string of meaningless consonants and vowel sounds that sounds closer to Geonosian than German. So bad it was probably intentional. If not...
{{quote|'''Rifftrax''': The Swedish chef did a better job of faking a foreign language.}}
* Victor Spinetti had the possibly unique ability to do this with English in English language films. In ''Oh! What a Lovely War'' and ''[[Magical Mystery Tour]]'' he plays drill sergeants who bellow incomprehensible gibberish at high speed (although in ''Magical Mystery Tour'', the phrase "And get your bloody hair cut!" is very audible). Spinetti was also able to do this with Italian.
* In ''[[Muppet Treasure Island]]'', during the [[Non Sequitur Scene|"Cabin Fever" number]], a group of German sailors sings a bit that goes "Ach du lieber, Volkswagen car; Sauerbraten wienerschnitzel und wunderbar!", a word salad of German words well known to Anglophones.
* ''[[You Don't Mess With the Zohan]]''. The hero is called "Zohan Dvir". While "Dvir" is a real Israeli surname, "Zohan" is... well, not. The closest first name to Zohan Hebrew has is "Zohar".
* In ''[[King Ralph]]'', John Goodman's titular character is introduced to King Gustav and Princess Anna of Finland. Neither name is Finnish in origin, though Anna is still fairly common, and there is a Swedish-speaking minority in Finland. The fact that Finland has no royalty was an intentional break from reality.
* In [[Joss Whedon]]'s ''[[Firefly]]'' and movie ''[[Serenity]]'', the major languages are English and Chinese, and do indeed have gratuitous Chinese that is more or less grammatically correct, though not pronounced correctly, as it is supposed to be a patoid or sland. However, Japanese katakana is used instead of Chinese characters because Whedon thought it looked cool.
* Parts of Eli Roth's horror movie ''[[Hostel]]'' take place in Amsterdam, capitol of The Netherlands. But the scenery doesn't look like Amsterdam at all and the people talk German instead of Dutch. In the German translation, it is supposed to be somewhere in eastern Europe.
* ''[[Inglourious Basterds]]'' parodies the trope by [[Inverted Trope|inverting it]]. The native speakers to be fooled into thinking they're hearing something properly foreign are ''Germans''. The American heroes are pretending to be Italians, only they can't speak Italian at all. They're assured that Germans have no ear for Italian accents, so they can fake it and it'll be okay.
{{quote|'''Lt. Aldo Raine''', in the flattest Tennesseean accent imaginable: ''Bon jorno [Buon giorno]!''}}
** ...and on some Southerners for its fakiness.
* In ''[[The Mummy Trilogy]]'', Imhotep (Arnold Vosloo), Anck-Su-Namun (Patricia Velásquez), and pretty much anyone else who speaks Egyptian during the movie is in actual fact just making up Arabic-sounding words right on screen, as they go along. And so they're more accurately speaking not ''Egyptian'' but ''Gibberiptian''. (In one dramatic scene, Imhotep uses poorly pronounced German as "Egyptian".)
** In the case of Imhotep himself, he'd be speaking ancient Egyptian, a language that we can read but have no idea how to speak given that things like pronunciation guides and vowel sounds were not recorded on the writing examples that still exist. He'd be speaking gibberish no matter what. Now, the fact that people seem to be able to understand him is either [[Did Not Do the Research]] or [[They Just Didn't Care]]. Or possibly [[A Wizard Did It]].
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTTVRpGoPVo This video] reveals that Ardeth Bay may have said the same Arabic line on three separate occasions to mean three different things.
* ''[[Star Trek]] IV: [[Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home|The Voyage Home]]'' had the whalers speak (bad) Finnish, even though Finland is landlocked to north and has absolutely no whaling waters.
* Both an in-universe and media example from ''[[The 40-Year-Old Virgin]]'': Paula, the store manager, while in a conversation with Andy, reminisces about the time when she lost her virginity to a Hispanic boy. She remembers he used to sing her a song, which is in entirely correct Spanish, but the lyrics are ''nowhere'' as romantic as she actually thinks they are. It translates to: "When I get to my room, I can't find anything. Where are you going in such a rush? To the soccer game." She thought it was a beautiful lullaby, while Andy just didn't get it.
* The bad guys in ''[[Die Hard]]'' speak in pseudogerman gibberish.
* In ''[[The Dark Knight]]'', all of the Asian characters in Hong Kong speak flawless Chinese...in the wrong dialect. The standard dialect used in Hong Kong is Cantonese, whereas the characters all speak Mandarin. This could be [[Hand Wave|handwaved]] by the recent push in Hong Kong to learn Mandarin, but surely you would revert to your native language if the Batman had come to kidnap you?
** As a white-collar businessman, it wouldn't be surprising for him to be a native (or at least co-native) Mandarin speaker. The security forces should probably be speaking Cantonese, though, although it's not inconceivable to think the same would apply to them - or that the characters would simply be from Mainland China, where the dominant language is Mandarin.
*** The security by the desk ''was'' speaking in Cantonese.
* An ''intentional'' (as in "it actually fulfills a specific purpose") example is the [[German Language]] movie ''Almanya - Willkommen in Deutschland''. It is the story of a Turkish family (speaking German, but only due to [[Translation Convention]]) who emigrate to Germany, where they initially have no clue what the natives are saying. In order to convey this, all Germans only speak vaguely German sounding gibberish instead of actual German. (To summarize: The audience's ''own'' language [[Keep It Foreign|is supposed to sound foreign]].)
* ''Rescue Dawn'', the actors who are supposed to portray Vietcong fighters are actually from Thailand and as a result, they all speak Lao and Vietnamese in the wrong accent.
* In the [[Asterix]] movie ''Asterix Conquers America'', the Native Americans are saying a random mix of North American place names that were taken from words in the languages of the Native American tribes that lived in those regions. Leading the medicine man to say such things as "Minnesota Manitoba. '''MIAMI!'''"
* In ''[[Congo]]'', [[Tim Curry]] plays an ex-Romanian philanthroper named Herkemer Homolka. However, Herkemer Homolka is so not a Romanian name. Homolka is actually a Czech surname.
* Invoked by Jackie Chan's character Passportu in ''[[Around the World in Eighty Days]]'', who pretends to speak French. Most of what he ends up saying is mere gibberish.
* Whatever the translator is using for Rocky's speech from the ring at the end of ''[[Rocky|Rocky IV]]'', it sure doesn't sound like Russian.


==  Literature  ==
* Subverted in the Russian translation of ''[[Dune]]''. The original novel contains a Fremen funerary hymn, which is actually a real-world Serbian song. The translator mistook it for garbled Russian, and, in the preface, he chastised Frank Herbert for "picking up the most pleasant-sounding words out of a Russian dictionary"; to convey the purported As Long as It Sounds Foreign effect, he translated the song into (gramatically-correct) Hindustani.
* Nanny Ogg of the ''[[Discworld]]'' novels usually manages to make herself understood no matter where she goes, although her linguistic approach is described as "gabbling away in her own personal [[Esperanto, the Universal Language|Esperanto]]". "Excuse me, young homme! Trois beers avec us, silver plate", or 'Mein herr! Mucho vino avec zei grassy ass'
** A straight example in ''[[The Colour of Magic]]'', where Rincewind's identity in our world is a Swedish scientist named "Dr. Rjinswand", which is nothing like a Swedish name. (In the Swedish translation, his nationality is changed to Dutch; though, confusingly, they left in the bit about his language sounding "Hublandish", the Discworld's equivalent of "northern".) Twoflower becomes a German tourist with the last name "Zweiblumen", which is correct, but translates to "Twoflower''s''" (a straight translation of his name would be "Zweiblume").
*** In the Dutch version, he is named Tweebloesem (Twoblossom) the literal translation of Twoflower would be 'Tweebloem'.
*** Possibly the "Rjinswand" discrepancy is justified, as he's also said to have been raised in New Jersey. Ethnic naming conventions are so intermingled in the United States, he could've had a Dutch-American dad and a Swedish immigrant mom, who happened to give birth to him while visiting her family.
*** In any case, it's an instance of "as long as it ''looks'' foreign". Real Dutch has ''ij'' as a frequent digraph, not ''ji''.
* In ''[[Tales of MU]]'', the Yokai Girls from Japan-like "Yokan" fall into this category, with names like "Maliko" that ''almost'' sound Japanese but not quite. However, a recently revealed bit of plot indicates that all Yokano names are originally Japanese-derived but that there is a story-related reason why all 4 of the characters introduced from that region have "jarringly" un-Japanese nicknames.
* Harry Dresden, of ''[[The Dresden Files]]'' uses [[Canis Latinicus|mostly fake and/or ungrammatical Latin]] for magic words. This is explained as a sort of emotional boundary from the spells, and it's noted that, when working spells, the important bit is not so much the words themselves, but rather that the words sound right to the individual using the spell. (It's also established in one of the novels that Harry's grasp of actual Latin, used instead of English in meetings of the White Council of wizards, is ''terrible.'' As he repeatedly says, "Damn correspondence course.")
** In another book, he mentions that a female wizard he grows up with prefers using pseudo-''Egyptian'' in her spells.
** It's likely that this is intended as a joke in a very [[Genre Savvy]] series, since the author clearly knows proper Latin.
** It isn't exactly a joke; the words themselves don't matter to the spell itself, but they are the way a wizard's mind relates itself to magic. Thus, ''every'' wizard uses some kind of fake, foreign-sounding nonsense-words for spells, in order to avoid shooting magic around by accident when simply speaking normally. In other words, if Harry's spells were in proper Latin, he'd run the risk of triggering them while speaking Latin to other wizards. (That is, assuming his real Latin wasn't so horrific.)
** In ''Dead Beat'', there was a book titled ''[[Gratuitous German|Die Lied der Erlking]]''. Presumably [[Jim Butcher|Jim]] got a lot of mail correcting him, because when Harry [[Watsonian Versus Doylist|runs into the guy who wrote it]], he mocks him for his terrible grammar.
* In [[Daniel Pinkwater]]'s ''Alan Mendelsohn, Boy from Mars'', Samuel Klugarsh responds to the protagonists' skepticism by stating that he knows way more than they do: "''Waka waka. Needle noddle noo. Hoop waka dup dup. Baklava.'' That's Turkish." Actually, that's one Turkish word ("baklava") among a whole lot of nonsense.
* The French policeman in [[Dan Brown]]'s ''[[The Da Vinci Code]]'' is named Bezu Fache. While Fache is a real French name, the first name Bezu comes out to most French people as a. unheard of - there is not one Bezu X in the Paris phonebook, and b. hilarious, as the name evokes André Bézu, a "comic" singer from the eighties, mostly known for the very corny tune [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Atu545VFbZg La Queuleuleu]. Making things worse, Bézu - the singer - usually donned a caricatural French attire complete with a beret and a blue, red, and white bowtie, perhaps making Dan Brown's choice of a name an elaborate joke on cliches about France - or not.
** Aringarosa is not a Spanish name either. It means ''[[Red Herring|Pinkherring]]'' in Italian.
** Let us quietly draw a veil over any foreign-language dialogue in Dan Brown's books, [[Did Not Do the Research|which is almost invariably wrong]]. For example, one character asks another "Dov'è la plata?", which is supposed to mean "Where is the dough [money]?" in Italian. "Plata" is not even Italian — it is ''Latin-American Spanish''.
* [[The Silence of the Lambs|Hannibal Lecter]] is eventually given a [[Dead Little Sister]] named Mischa, which is ordinarily a masculine name roughly analogous to "Michael". (However, as the website hannotations.com explains, this may be deliberate due to various symbolic elements in the name.) This is one of the many reasons why among fans of ''[[The Silence of the Lambs]]'', ''Hannibal'' is often [[Fanon Discontinuity|excluded from canon]].
** However, "Mischa" (or "Misha") has migrated over to being largely a female name in the US, especially as a nickname for a girl named "Michelle".
* In H.P. Lovecraft's fiction the Necronomicon was penned by an Arab named Abdul Alhazred, a fictitious name Lovecraft came up with in his childhood. The name "Alhazred" doesn't exist in Arabic and couldn't exist given that "Abdul" ends with a suffix synonymous with the prefix of "Alhazred", so if the name were real then it would be something like "abd-el-Hazred".
** It is quite common however for Arabic names to be mangled as they get sifted through European/American sources.
*** In Arabic, " 'abd" ("عبد") means "servant". "El" is "the" or "of the" depending on context, and "Hazred", obviously, looks just like the English word "hazard", which means "danger". So, "servant of the danger"... amazing [[Fridge Brilliance]] on Lovecraft's part, if intentional, and spooky if not.
**** Not that surprising since "Alhazred" was coined after "Hazzard", Lovecraft mother's maiden name. (Oh, and by the way, the english word "hazard" come from the arabic "az-zar" : "dice game".)
* In ''[[Twilight (novel)|Twilight]]'', the name of the Quileute chief in the legend about "the cold ones" is Kahela. Kahela was the name of a semi-legendary ''Hawaiian'' chief.
** Twilight fails foreign languages in general throughout the series. There are scenes that feature characters speaking, say, Spanish or Portuguese (which they are supposedly fluent in) that feature text that was clearly written in English and then run through an online translator.
* In ''Lazarillo de Tormes'', the seller of indulgences speaks in faux-Latin around people who won't know better, in order to win their trust.
* [[Stephen King]]'s novel, ''Thinner'' contains passages supposedly in the Romani language. In fact, they're in Swedish, and mostly gibberish.
** On the other hand, ''[[The Dark Tower|Song Of Susannah]]'' features a supposedly Swedish character with the distinctly Dutch-sounding name Mathiessen van Wyck.
*** Best of all is King's little-known short story "The Crate", where the evil crate is found on a remote island in the mid-Atlantic. The name of the island is... Paella.
**** His Italian (or Italian-American) mafia characters speak a language which is not Scillian dialect and not much like Italian. It does have a bit of Spanish in it, though.
* In the short story "Seventh Grade" by Gary Soto, a boy is in his first French class on the first day of school and tries to impress the girl he likes by pretending he already knows some French. The teacher tries to start a conversation with him, and he mumbles, "La me vava me con le grandma" and "Frenchie oh wewe gee in September." The teacher is nice enough not to rat him out, and the girl is fooled.
* In [[Neil Gaiman]] and [[Terry Pratchett]]'s ''[[Good Omens]]'', a character shouts confusedly in a number of languages. While "Sprechen Sie Deutsch" and "Parlez-vous Francais" are German and French for "Do you speak German/French?", the following "Wo bu hui shuo zhongwen" is Chinese for "I can't speak Chinese". The fact that it's followed by a question mark makes it all the funnier.
* In the parody travel guide ''Molvania'', travellers are advised to add random j's and z's to words if they get stuck. For example, the Molvanian for 'hotel' is 'hotjl'.
** It's almost ''alarming'' how many things you [[Truth in Television|actually can say]] in the Romance languages by just applying certain (largely regular) changes to whichever one you know. Knowing French and a few rules can frequently let you get your point across in Spanish, Italian, and to a lesser extent Romanian.
* ''[[Jules Verne|Journey to the Center of the Earth]]'' features an Icelandic alchemist named Arne Saknussemm. Evidently, Verne had ''heard'' of Nordic -sson names...
* In [[Spike Milligan]]'s first novel, ''Puckoon'', the Irish parish priest muses that his parishioners are all ignorant bumpkins. He recalls once giving a sermon in Latin, at the end of which everyone said "Amen". He'd actually just told a dirty story.
* R. J. Rummel ran into this a lot regarding his [[Original Generation|non-historical, foreign characters]] in his ''Never Again'' series. Chinese and Muslim characters got the most of this (and perhaps coincidentally, they were the villains of the second and third books.) [[The Mole]] of the second book (who is  {{spoiler|also the [[Evil Counterpart]] of the female lead}}) is a Chinese assassin named Khoo Jy-ying, which of course is gibberish. She has Vietnamese ancestry as well, but that doesn't justify the name as it is still gibberish in that language also.
* Robert Ludlum is a faithful practitioner of this with Russian names like Nikolai Yurievich Yurievich. The English equivalent of this would be someone named Peterson Peterson. Russian middle names are patronymic, derived from father's name, and Russian family names rarely end in -vich, unless the person is of Polish heritage.
* The Japanese-sounding name "Moto" has been adopted by the fictional character ''Mr. Moto'' and by Filipino-Japanese actress Iwa Moto though "Moto" is not a Japanese name. Iwa Moto's real name is Eileen Iwamoto.
** In the last of the "Mr. Moto" books, [[Lampshade Hanging|two different American intelligence officers pointed out]] that "Moto" isn't a Japanese name by itself; it's an '''ending''' that's sometimes part of a Japanese name. So Mr. Moto, whatever his real name was, was deliberately doing As Long as It Sounds Foreign to Americans for more than a decade. This may've been an [[Author's Saving Throw]].


==  Live-Action TV  ==
* In ''[[Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23|Don't Trust the B---- In Apartment 23]]'', the first season's final episode title "Shitagi Nashsi ...", supposedly means 'tall girl no panties' but in reality it's a made up word designed to sound Japanese. It's something like Senotakai on'nanoko inai pantī in real life.
* Parodied, like so many other things, in [[Whose Line Is It Anyway?|Whose Line Is It Anyway]]? during their subtitle games. Two players are given a language to speak while the other two repeat their lines in English. It's always just gibberish that sounds barely like the language in question.
** Subverted when [[Stephen Colbert]] was [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-K47xCUc7E actually speaking German.]
** Even more hilarious if they take a well-known word or phrase in that language and completely mistranslate it on purpose.
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20111202055056/http://www.zimbio.com/watch/PO01jpZ7ge-/J+Pop+Talk+Show/Saturday+Night+Live This sketch] on [[Saturday Night Live]]. It's all complete gibberish.
** Except for [[Anna Faris]]'s line "''ninhonjin''", which is very close to the actual Japanese word for a Japanese person, ''nihonjin''.
** The fact that it's complete gibberish [[Occidental Otaku|is kind of]] [[Acceptable Targets|the point]].
* In ''Bones'', season 5, episode 5, the team finds an engraving in Hanzhi (Chinese characters for those not in the know) that Angela deduces comes from a pair of chopsticks. Angela then comments that she found out they're Chinese and claims that she could only find the meaning of one out of the two characters. "beauty", and that it related to... hair. Except the second character was clearly the character for "person". Not only that, said second character is written in two strokes, whereas the first one was closer to seven - which means she would have probably found out what the SECOND character meant much more easily than what the FIRST one meant.
** It's hànzì (trad: 漢字, simp: 汉字). Though I would buy "hanzhi" if you were aiming for Hokkien, but it's properly spelled hànjī.
** In another episode, she also finds some Chinese writing. When Hodges asks her what it means, she replies something along the lines of "Why does white man think I speak Chinese?"
* The Special Act of ''[[Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon]]'' has Ami speaking in some kind of pseudo-English. (Previous episodes had real English when required, however.)
** Well, this troper watched the Special Act, and Ami does in fact speak real English. It's just [[Asian Speekee Engrish|really broken and with a heavy accent.]]
* The classic example is Latka Gravas, played by Andy Kaufman in ''[[Taxi]]''. Carol Kane has said in interviews that, when she was hired to play Latka's girlfriend Simka, Andy had to teach her how to "speak" his gibberish language so that the two actors could make it appear that both characters were speaking the same language.
** And he did it by taking her to dinner and conversing entirely in his "language" refusing to speak or "understand" English, and Kane was not allowed to speak in English, either.
* ''[[Monty Python's Flying Circus]]''
** In the killer joke sketch, a [[Brown Note|joke so funny anyone who hears it dies laughing]] is rendered in mock German as "Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja, ober der beierhund und flipperwald gersput" which is nonsense, but several of the words are actually German. Translated, the joke is: "If is the nun piece git and slotermeyer? Yes, sputted over the meadow-dog and flipper-forest". Try not to laugh yourself to death.
** In the Cycling Tour episode, where we get a Soviet General saying things like this: "Shi musks di seensand dravenka oblomov Engleska Solzhenitzhin." One of the Pythons seems to have remembered his Goncharov.
** Also, the apparently offensive Hungarian phrase mistranslating "This will cost you six shillings" in the phrasebook sketch is "Yandelvayasna grldenwi stravenka," which doesn't even ''sound'' like Hungarian.
** The French scientists in the French Lecture on Sheep-Aircraft sketch intersperse real French with French-sounding mumbling and lots of sheep noises, and again, minus sheep noises, at the end of The Ministry of Silly Walks ("La Marche Futile?!").
* In an episode of ''[[Friends]]'', Phoebe dates a prince from an [[Ruritania|unidentified (although presumably European) nation]]. Throughout the episode, the prince and his translator converse in total nonsense.
** Played with in another episode when Phoebe tries to teach Joey French. While Phoebe can and does speak French (Lisa Kudrow's husband is French, which is probably where the plot idea started), Joey speaks gibberish like "Je de plee bloom"; he can't tell the difference between the gibberish and real French. [[Irony as She Is Cast|Ironically]], Matt LeBlanc is himself a fluent French speaker (the clue is in the name).
* Ranjit, a recurring character on ''[[How I Met Your Mother]]'', is supposed to be from Bangladesh, and should therefore speak either Bengali or at worst Hindi. however since the actor is of Iranian origin, the rant he performs in the episode Rabbit or Duck is in Persian
* The Swedish Chef of ''[[The Muppet Show]]'' and other Muppet-based features speaks gibberish (peppered with the occasional English word to let the audience in on what he's doing) in an atrocious faux-Swedish 'accent' that mirrors vocal inflection in Swedish but little else. The crowning example is his [[Catch Phrase]], "bork bork bork", which means absolutely nothing in either language. (Jim Henson got himself in the right frame of mind for the Chef's accent by listening to Berlitz tapes in Swedish.)
** In one episode, Jean Stapleton (of ''[[All in The Family]]'') and the Chef conversed fluently in what she explicitly identified as "mock Swedish." The abashed Swedish Chef reverts to his "native tongue," at which point Stapleton throws her hands up and admits she doesn't speak 'mock Japanese.'
** Whatever it is the Swedish Chef speaks, Björn Borg clearly does too. Fluently.
** One story Brian Henson tells in a DVD special feature is about a Swedish business man who was in the UK for work and saw the show, and wrote a letter informing the writers that the Swedish Chef was not actually speaking Swedish. The writers responded with a letter thanking him for the information and saying that they had considered firing the Swedish Chef, but he had a family to support and they decided to show mercy.
*** In one sketch, Danny Kaye (see above) played the Chef's uncle.
** ''The Muppet Show'' also featured occasional appearances by the Flying Zucchini Brothers, an acrobat troupe that spoke Italian-sounding gibberish with the occasional broken English inserted. ("Ay, Fettucini alfredo! Light-a da booma-booma!")
* Lt. Hikaru Sulu from ''[[Star Trek: The Original Series]]'' combines a Japanese given name with a completely made-up surname that kind of sounds Japanese (the fact that it's ''got an L in it'' notwithstanding).
** The Sulu Strait is in the Philippine archipelago. The Japanese dub of the original series considered Sulu to be Filipino.
** [[Gene Roddenberry]] mentioned it being an affectionate rendering of Solow, as in Herb Solow, the executive who helped get Star Trek off the ground, "without the W."
** [http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Sulu The ''Franchise/StarTrek'' wiki says that the name "Sulu" comes from the Sulu Sea]; a making-of special said the same, elaborating that Sulu was chosen because of the sea's proximity to many Asian regions, and only after they had finalized the name did the production team find out that it wasn't a real name.
** On the other hand, in the Japanese dubbing of Star Trek, Sulu was renamed [[The Green Hornet|Kato]], a common Japanese surname.
*** And then they cast a Korean-American actor to play him for the [[Star Trek (film)|film]].
** Although [[Fictionary|Klingon is a language unto itself]], writers of ''[[Deep Space Nine]]'' or ''[[Star Trek: Voyager]]'' often didn't have the time or inclination to work out the proper Klingon translation, simply looking up the words and using them in a grammatically incorrect manner. Marc Okrand put a lot of effort into creating a coherent language given the preexisting words, yet the TV show still mangles the language, forcing [[Retcon]] after retcon and Holy Wars between sects of Klingon language speakers.
* Parodied in ''[[Angel]]''. A Mexican wrestler, who goes by the name of Numero Cinco, explains that he got that name from an earlier time in his life, when he and his brothers called themselves "Los Hermanos Numeros." Angel's reaction to this name: "The Number Brothers? Huh?"
** Another episode has Angel talking to two Koreans. One of them speaks Korean fluently, but the other has lines that are technically correct but very simplistic and childish. When Angel speaks to them, his lines are complete nonsense that sort of sounds like an Asian language.
* Averted in many series broadcast by Australia's SBS like ''[[Pizza]]'', thanks to the massive translation facilities that network has. It's funny knowing that ''Pizza'' puts more effort into its foreign dialogue than its (tongue-in-cheek [[Special Effect Failure|low quality]]) special effects.
* An odd version appeared on ''[[Emergency]]!'' from time to time. Firefighter Marco Lopez ([[The Danza|played by Marco Lopez]]) would sometimes be called upon to translate for a Spanish-speaking victim or witness. However, for some inexplicable reason, some of these conversations consisted of nothing but meaningless babbling between Lopez and the extra, even if the extra obviously ''could'' speak Spanish.
* The American ''[[Whose Line Is It Anyway?|Whose Line Is It Anyway]]'' featured a game called "Foreign Film Dub", in which the language was specified by the audience. Two of the actors would pretend to be in a movie made in a language other than English (French, Japanese, etc.), speaking nonsense words meant to sound like that language, while the other two actors would improvise humorous English "translations" of their gibberish. On at least one occasion the language was Klingon. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYDfSBdKUC8 On another occasion, the language was Canadian].
** There was also a [[Bilingual Bonus]] playing where the foreign language was Spanish and Jeff Davis spoke real (if somewhat silly) Spanish.
** They would often use well-known words and intentionally mistranslate them.
* ''[[Have I Got News for You]]'': On this topical news quiz Paul Merton felt that the trick to speaking French was 'all in the shoulders', probably referring to a French stereotype of shrugging while speaking.
* ''[[M*A*S*H (television)|M*A*S*H]]'': Whenever Korean was meant to be spoken, Japanese was used instead. Apparently it was easier to find actors who knew Japanese than Korean. Not that surprising, considering that three of the most often recurring characters were played by Noriyuki "Pat" Morita (Japanese-American), Mako (Japanese) and Rosalind Chao (Chinese-American).
*** The character of Nurse Kellye was self-described in one episode as "part Hawaiian and part Chinese," but in a later episode she mocks Charles (who is wearing a kimono) in Japanese.
**** However, given that before WWII, there were many Japanese immigrants in Hawaii, it's conceivable that she might have picked up a Japanese insult or two...
*** Not entirely true. Korean is spoken in many an instance on ''MASH''. Very badly and shouted, but it's Korean.
* ''Late Night with Conan O'Brien'': Gustavo, a smug European elitist who makes occasional appearances, is a shining example of this trope ("They're not shoes! They're flexifussen!"). This is played with by having him continuously refuse to name which country he's from.
* Subverted in ''[[My Name Is Earl]]'', where Catalina occasionally speaks in Spanish, implying to the non-Spanish-speaking characters that she is insulting them. She is actually saying things like [[Bilingual Bonus|"Thank you to our Spanish speaking audience, as I understand how difficult it is to learn a foreign language like English, and we appreciate your loyalty to our show".]]
* The ''[[The X-Files]]'' clearly ''tried'' with the episode "Død Kalm". The Norwegian spoken is atrocious when it comes to pronunciation, and filled with grammatical errors and archaic words, but the general meaning can be identified with patience. For the title, however, they failed twice, first by attempting to translate an idiom directly, and then failing to do that by using a word that doesn't actually exist.
** They rendered "Go to Hell!" as "Walk to Hell!", and used painfully stilted school-Oslo Norwegian... in the far North. Giving it much the same effect as seeing two "Texans" converse in broken British English. The fact that they placed the mysterious evil spot ''in the middle of Norway's most heavily trafficked tourist sea lane'', though...
* In the episode "Selfless" of ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]'' there is a sequence that takes place in Viking-age Scandinavia somewhere, with the extras speaking gibberish and the two main characters speaking completely incomprehensible Swedish. According to the behind the scenes on the DVD they had been told not to worry, and just say Norse-sounding things, but then the actors went and actually learned their lines in Swedish, so they used it. The pronounciation is, however, so terrible that a Swedish person doesn't even recognise they are speaking Swedish, and can't understand it even if they try. (Of course, ''real'' 9th century Swedish would probably sound comical, or worse, to moderns.)
** The episode "Passion" also gives the psuedo Latin phrase "Formatia trans sicere educatorum" as the school motto. Most other samples of Latin in the series are accurate.
*** And yet one episode has a spell in real Sumerian. ''Sumerian!'' A 3-millennia-dead linguistic isolate!
**** Note that linguists HAVE managed to "decipher" Sumerian vocabulary by way of Sumerian-Akkadian tablet.
**** Meanwhile in ''Angel'', Wesley is implausibly fluent in hundreds of demon languages.
** Then there's the episode where we get to see what is supposedly the testimony of the first person to encounter Hansel and Gretel (it makes sense in context). The German in it is... let's say, erratic.
{{quote|ich, eine Geistlicher von nahe die Schwarz Wälder, tat finden das körper von das kinder meine selbst. eine wurde von die junge, die anderen von und mädchen. darauf meine eigene erforschen ich lernte... ("I, a male female priest from vicinity them Black Forests, made to find the one bodies of the childs myselves. One became from the girlboy, the others from and girl. Thereupon my own to perform research I learned...")}}
* The ''[[Flight of the Conchords]]'' play a song "Foux Du Fafa" that consist only of beginner French phrases in the "Girlfriends" episode.
* The ''[[Kids in The Hall]]'' had [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JinJ7NY5_E a game show called Feelyat!] presented entirely in ludicrous fake Dutch, complete with Der Nederlander Footchoir (a bunch of people hiding behind a curtain except for their hands, which were dressed with socks and wooden shoes, clomping rhythmically).
* ''[[CSI]]'' is guilty of that in all incarnations. All too often, the Chinese people spoke Korean, the Japanese Korean, and when finally Korean people came up they spoke Chinese!
** On the other side, most TV-crime shows have often Korean characters (especially concerning gang wars with black gangs) but aren't capable of getting people who actually know some Korean.
** Averted, though, in the Season 1 episode of ''[[The Shield]]'' called "Carnivores" which featured Korean-American actors actually speaking Korean.
** Subverted in the episode "Suckers". The victim of an apparent art theft identifies himself as a Japanese businessman named [[Girls Love|Yuri]] [[Famous-Named Foreigner|Yamamoto]]. He is eventually revealed as a [[Con Man]].
** There is a rare English Language occurence of this in the ''CSI:Miami'' episode "Dishonour". A woman's father, who is a Hindu, says that she has 'dishonoured the sacrament', which, if you know Catholicism, is wrong, seeing as a sacrament is a Catholic ritual.
*** That's the most common usage, but the word itself can be used more generically for sacred rituals of any sort. Even the Christian usage isn't limited to Catholicism, for that matter.
** Meanwhile ''CSI: NY'' features some odd choices for character names from time to time, like that one girl named Risa Calaveras ("Laugh Skulls" in Spanish).
* ''[[The Fast Show]]'''s "Channel 9" sketch, inspired by baffling Central European televison, has monologues like "Et-eth-etth-thethet-Chris Waddle." (A British footballer, chosen for no good reason.) It started out as a [[Kent Brockman News|news broadcast]], and expanded into adverts, dramas and a nativity play ("SPROG!").
** The lottery skit - where the "random" numbers were clearly visible before being light up, and the sequence went something like: 9 - Tosis, 20 - Myxama, 29 - [[wikipedia:Myxamatosis|Myxama-Tosis.]]
** "Scorchio!" Brrrr.
** Boutros-Boutros-Ghali!
* A visual example of this appears on Korean television on variety programs when a foreign person is speaking in their native language and the network doesn't think the words are important enough to translate. The foreign speakers are usually subtitled with something like "!@%$$#@%* &
* In the original ''[[Land of the Lost (TV series)|Land of the Lost]]'', the Kroffts were actually ordered by the network not to do this for the Pakuni. So they hired Victoria Fromkin, a Ph.D. linguist out of UCLA, to create the Pakuni language: A grammar, a syntax, and a two hundred word vocabulary. The language is fully detailed in the DVD extras for season 1.
* ''[['Allo 'Allo!|Allo Allo]]'': Totally parodied on the (British) comedy. A German spy, attempting to infiltrate Britain, is asked to demonstrate his supposedly realistic English accent. It comes out as something to the effect of "Fafafafafa, fafafafafafa, [[Britain Is Only London|Big Ben]]".
* ''[[The Prisoner]]'' episode "The Chimes of Big Ben" introduces an allegedly Estonian Soviet Agent called Nadia Rakowski. Rakowski is a [[Gender Blender Name|(masculine)]] Polish name, Nadia a name used by many cultures, but neither by Estonians nor by Russians - the Russian version of this name is "Nadezhda".
** The actress also speaks with a thick, Slavic accent. Estonian is a Finno-Ugric language, closely related to Finnish, but not related to Russian at all.
*** And an unconvincing Slavic accent at that, as the actress was, in fact, Romanian.
** To be fair, Nadia is short for Nadezhda, as well as a name in its own right.
*** True, but Nadezhda is not used by Estonians either - it's unpronouncable for Estonians, as Estonian lacks the zh (and sh) sound.
**** That does not preclude Estonians from learning Russian (the country did belong to Russia for a long time) or giving their children Russian names. Estonia also has an ethnic Russian minority.
***** A 1960s Russian living in Estonia would *never* self-identify as Estonian. The prevalence of Russian first names in the character's generation is so minimal that it makes it very unlikely for this to have been an intentional consideration on the makers' behalf.
* ''[[The Wild Wild West (TV series)|The Wild Wild West]]''. A director once asked some Native American extras to use their own language for a scene, but decided not to use it as they [[Reality Is Unrealistic|didn't sound 'Indian' enough]].
* Both played straight and averted in the 1990s ''[[Get Smart]]'' [[Revival]] series. Agent 66 disguises herself as a Swede named Dr. Heynadeggjadeggi - not a remotely Swedish last name. Then averted as both she and another doctor speak grammatically correct Swedish.
** That name sounds like a bunch of Icelandic mountains mushed together.
* Sid Caesar, Howard Morris, and Carl Reiner frequently did sketches for ''Your Show of Shows'' in a fake European-sounding gibberish.
** Caesar's ersatz German, in particular, was said to be so convincing as regards inflection, cadence, and sound that, even though it was mostly gibberish, some German-speaking viewers reportedly had the uncomfortable and disconcerting feeling that they ''should'' be able to understand him.
* On ''[[The Colbert Report]]'', Colbert parodies this with his K-pop hit single [http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/182950/may-10-2007/he-s-singing-in-korean He's Singing in Korean].
{{quote|So get into my Hyundai. We can eat some Kim Chi. What else is Korean?}}
* Occasionally used on ''[[The Daily Show]]'', when unpopular foreign news-makers (particularly dictators) are shown making speeches, coupled with an obviously incorrect voice-over translation. Usually in a silly voice.
* ''[[Hogan's Heroes]]'' is full of it when our heroes choose "German" names for themselves, and simply stick "-burg", "-meier", "-berg" or "-muller" after their own surnames. And the Germans never see through that? The "real" Germans all seem to have properly researched surnames, though.
* In the ''[[Eureka]]'' episode "Show me the Mummy", the purported hieroglyphs on the tomb aren't. At least, not Egyptian ones. The name of the queen, '''Nyota''' would have been in a cartouche, and would have ended in two glyphs not part of the name, that would indicate, that it was a female name.
** Related to Nyota Uhura, I wonder?
** And in "Welcome Back, Carter", Sherrif Andy is supposed to speak Dutch at one point. He's not, the first line is pure gibberish.
** The second line was hard to decipher, but the third is actually Dutch, albeit with a near incomprehensible accent.
{{quote|Sheriff Andy: "Ik ben net in de stad gekomen. Wie zou mij willen vermoorden?}}
*** It's: "I've just arrived in the city. Who would want to murder me?" It's Dutch all right, although the first sentence is not 100% grammatically correct.
* [[Lampshade]]d in an episode of ''[[The Golden Girls]]'': "Sometimes I think you make half those [[Italian]] words up"
* Justin and Zeke's "alien language" in ''[[Wizards of Waverly Place]]''. [[Lampshade Hanging|Lampshaded]] by the actual aliens ([[Aliens Speaking English|who speak fluent American English, anyway]]) in the episode "Wizard for a Day".
* In the ''[[All in The Family]]'' episode "Gloria Poses in the Nude", there's a Hungarian painter called Szabo Daborba. While "Szabó" is a common Hungarian family name meaning "tailor", Daborba is not a name in Hungarian. Szabo is also used as if it was his given name (in Hungarian name order, family name is followed by the given name). Gloria also says a sentence which is supposed to be in Hungarian, but actually isn't.
* The contestants on ''[[The Amazing Race]]'' are guilty of this every season, especially when they get into Eastern Europe or Asia.
** Mirna Hindoyan (Seasons 5 and 11) became famous for her mangling of the English language, such that her "version" of Spanish was called [[Fan Nickname|Mirnish.]]
** Hell, sometimes it doesn't even ''sound'' foreign. In season 8, while asking for directions in Costa Rica, Linda Weaver asked a local "On righto or lefto?"
* ''[[The Big Bang Theory]]'': There's a strange example. At the end of one episode, some Chinese university students are remarking (in Mandarin) that their [[Call Back|Internet-enabled dorm room lights]] are being controlled "by someone ''called'' Pasadena, California, ''in'' Wolowizard". It's probably just a typo in the script, since the actors' pronunciation is pretty decent and the rest of the dialogue is in passable Mandarin.
** Also, an aversion: in one episode Sheldon is learning Mandarin. He's listening to a music player while checking the mail, and Penny surprises him from behind. He shouts out [[Bilingual Bonus|"Ai yo! Xia si wo le!"]] (哎哟!嚇死我了! ; "Gyah! You scared me to death!") in [[Did the Research|surprisingly good]] Mandarin.
*** Which makes you [[Fridge Logic|wonder]] why all other instances of him speaking Mandarin were completely out of translation.
* ''[[Dollhouse]]'': When Echo tried to speak Russian, you'd be hard-pressed to find a native speaker who could understand half of what she's saying. Particularly [[Egregious]] because she was supposed to infiltrate [[The Mafiya|the Russian mafia]].
** Actually, the words are mostly correct. The accent is pretty bad though.
* The rare moments of comic relief in ''[[Mission: Impossible (TV series)|Mission Impossible]]'' frequently came from the ''intentionally'' incorrect pseudo-Slavic (called "Gellerese" after creator/showrunner Bruce Geller) that features in almost every episode taking place behind the [[Iron Curtain]]; it sounds—and more importantly ''looks''—just English enough to be followed accurately by an English-speaking audience. The writers had a ''lot'' of fun coming up with gibberish like "machinawerke" for "machine shop", "zona restrik" for "restricted area", "entrat verbaten" for "no admittance", and (one of the perennial favorites) "gaz".
* ''[[Heroes]]'' is pretty accurate considering it's an entirely American production, but there are a few name-related items that you'd think someone would have brought up when being translated into Japanese:
** Yamagato (Industries) is not a Japanese name. This was likely taken from "Arigato." The writing in the show is 山形 which is "Yamagata": a surname, and city and prefecture in Japan, which would have been more accurate.
** Ando Masahashi's name has caused some debate. Both names are surnames, and "Ando" (安藤) is a very common surname. There is no Japanese custom of giving a traditional surname as a given name like there is in English speaking countries. "Masa" is a common component of a Japanese given name, but "hashi" (meaning "bridge") is almost always in a surname. In the Japanese version, they write his name in katakana, usually reserved for non-Japanese people.
** Similarly, "Kaito" (海藤) isn't a Japanese given name, but a surname. Also, George Takei's Japanese is very rusty (but far better than HRG's!)
** "Hiro" is usually part of a given name in Japanese (like "Masa"). When the character is by itself, it is usually "Hiroshi." In Japan, "Hiro" would be used as a nickname, very informally. Typically, Japanese people do not introduce themselves with a nickname. Of course, his name is used [[Captain Obvious|because "Hiro" sounds like "Hero."]]
* ''[[Castle]]'' features a female Czech victim called Eliska Sokel. While both names are legitimate Czech names - lacking diacritics and misspelled, respectively - the latter one is male. The female verson of the Czech surname Sokol is Sokolová.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKbw9YMHUiI This skid] about an international radio show co-moderated by several european radio hosts. Except for the first German sentences, everything is pure gibberish. Hape Kerleking used a lot of fake accents and As Long as It Sounds Foreign in all his shows.

==  Music ==
* [[The Beatles (band)|The Beatles]] song "Sun King" contains three lines of Italian/Spanish-sounding nonsense (which people will nevertheless insist is actual Italian or Spanish). It includes a fair number of kind-of-in-jokes; for instance, what sounds like Italian is in fact "chicka ferdy," which is playground [[British Accents|Scouse]] for "na na na na-na!"
** A parody of this song uses the line, "Wonder if I should start singing gibberish to complete this silly song..." They do.
** John Lennon continued this years later in his solo work, with "No. 9 Dream", which has a chorus in a completely made-up language (the words supposedly really did come to Lennon in a dream).
* Dream Theater's "Take The Time" has [[Gratuitous Italian]], and although the Italian is correct (sampled from a movie), the rendition of it in the lyrics booklet is horribly mangled.
* ''[[Gladiator]]'': The 2000 epic movie's ending theme, titled "Now We Are Free", has lyrics that many claim to be either Latin/Hebrew/Arabic/German/Old Irish. The singer, Lisa Gerrard, points out in her website that the lyrics are from the language of the heart, a personal language she made up when she was 11 (heard also in some her songs with Dead Can Dance, fact fans). That doesn't stop people from arguing about it, though.
* Some of Yuki Kajiura's music, such as "A Song of Storm and Fire" from ''[[Tsubasa Chronicle]]'', have lyrics that sound like a real language, but mean absolutely nothing.
** That's Kajiuran, an invented language that sounds just similar enough to Italian to be confusing.
** Some? Try most of her vocal stuff.
* Chicago's song "Saturday in the Park" refers to "A man selling ice cream/Singing Italian songs," followed by an improvised and incomprehensible line in pseudo-Italian.
* Nellie McKay's [http://lyricwiki.org/Nellie_McKay:Lali_Est_Paresseux "Lali Est Paresseux" has accurate but largely nonsensical French lyrics].
* Boney M.'s "Rasputin", though about a Russian figure, throws in some German words: "...the kasatschok he danced really wunderbar". Partly excused by the fact that Boney M. was formed by a German.
** An especially bad mismatch as well; although both the Czar and Czaritsa had German ancestry, they ''never'' spoke German at court due to the long-standing antagonism between the two countries. Alexandra's best language was English, but most court business was conducted in French.
* Japanese pop star [[Kyu Sakamoto]]'s song [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Qrpi3jHigk "Ue o Muite Aruko"] ("I Look Up When I Walk") was a top forty hit in Japan in 1961.  When it was released in the United States, it was renamed to "Sukiyaki." The people at the record company figured, "see, it's in Japanese so we don't need to actually name it coherently. How about 'Sushi'? Naw, 'Sukiyaki' is better."
** What's even more exasperating is that they made a follow-up called "china nights." Japan is ''not'' China.
* "Spanish Bombs" by The Clash has a refrain which is supposed to be Spanish but is not actually a complete, comprehensible phrase.
** To a casual listener, in fact, the background lyrics of "Should I Stay Or Should I Go" barely even qualify as gibberish as sung.
* Lemon Demon's "Hyakugojyuuichi 2003" has a whole verse of Mark "Toxic" Hughes talking pseudo-Japanese gibberish in the style of the announcer from ''[[Pokémon (anime)|Pokémon]]'' [[Image Song]] "Pokemon Ieru Ka Na?" (also known as "the Japanese Poke-Rap"). This was so the gibberish could be [[Mondegreen]]ed into dadaist lyrics in the [[Animutation]] style for the flash cartoon made of the song.
* ''[[Coraline (animation)|Coraline]]'''s soundtrack has some random made up language for at least one song.
* [[Madonna]]'s ''Greatest Hits Volume 2'' album has "モヂジラミミヂ" written on the packaging. Those katakana spell "mojijiramimiji". This means nothing in Japanese; however, it ''is'' what one gets when one types "Madonna" on a Japanese keyboard set to kana mode...
* [[Billy Birmingham|The Twelfth Man]]'s comedy albums are practically built on this trope with the foreign players names.
** For the non-initiated, The Twelfth Man parodies cricket commentary with dead-on impressions of legends like Richie Benaud, with a smattering of "foreign" names like Jarvegemite Fermeeandad or the batting partnership of Kuttis Arminahf and Soonil Havaskar. He even does it with English names like grounds curator Bob Durunkel and Doug Deep, but his [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]] was his impression of NRL commentator Ray "Rabs" Warren reading out the upcoming [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nDeChysygA New Zealand ruby side]. Impressive, though NSFW.
* The rock group [[Blondie (band)|Blondie]] is notorious in certain circles for gratuitious French lyrics that, while not exactly gibberish, tend to be painfully literal and non-idiomatic translations from English. To a fluent speaker, the French verse of "Sunday Girl" in particular is little more than a [[Dick and Jane]] level translation of one of the English verses; other songs are almost as bad, and "Call Me" throws in random stings of gratuitous ''Spanish'' as well.
* ''Brutally'' averted on Manowar's "Thunder in the Sky" EP, which features ''sixteen'' versions of the song Father, each sung (correctly) in a different language
* "Rock of Ages" by [[Def Leppard]] starts out with a German nonsense phrase "Gunter glieben glauchen globen". This was later [[Sampling|sampled]] by [[The Offspring]] for "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)".
** Which was, in turn, parodied with the equally nonsensical pseudo-Yiddish phrase "Veren zol fun dir a blintsa" in Weird Al Yankovic's "Pretty Fly (For a Rabbi)"
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcUi6UEQh00 Prisencolinensinainciusol], <s>all right</s> oll raigth! The lyrics are basically what the Italian singer thinks English sounds like.
* Similarly, the opening from the ''[[Hellsing]]'' TV series, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJfeCTyTqP8 "The World Without Logos"]. Yeah, there are a few distinguishable English words in there, but most of that is just nonsense.
* The song [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqN1rawxzGk "Nazuki"] by the Japanese rock band Nightmare features a chorus made of completely nonsensical gibberish that can be misheard as everything from Dutch to Portuguese to just really awful, phonetically-written English. (It's apparently just a language that was made up for the song.)
* The backing vocals on Paul Simon's "The Boy in the Bubble" - sung by Simon himself - consist of nonsense words that sound vaguely African.
* You don't seriously think the lyrics of [[The Arrogant Worms]]' "Gaelic Song" actually ''mean'' anything, do you?
* Request-a-Song's [http://www.request-a-song.com/songs/viewsong.php?songid=99 "Ancient Chinese Secret (from Japan)"] contains a line of pseudo-Japanese and two lines of pseudo-Chinese, but it's all genuine gibberish.
* Somewhat inverted with Adiemus. The language for this series of albums was deliberately stylized, 'not'' to be in any recognizable tongue. Instead, the intent was for the listener to percieve the voices as instruments, as [[wikipedia:Adiemus|The Other Wiki]] explains.
* [[Billy Joel]]'s song "Don't Ask Me Why" inexplicably drops "parlez-vous francais" ("Do you speak French?") for no other reason than it rhymes with the word "away".
{{quote|''Yesterday you were an only child
''Now your ghosts have gone away
''Oh, you can kill them in the classic style
''Now you parlez-vous francais }}
** The song is basically one big "I know what you ''really'' are", so that's probably intended to mock the subject for learning French and using it to pretend she's ''from'' France or at least grew up there.
* German metal Band ''Knorkator'' is well known for hilarously silly lyrics and the song ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCmbXcJW49U&feature=relmfu "Maj Khao Djaj"]'' is only an exception in so far that it's entirely in Thai. However [[Bilingual Bonus|when translated]], the lyric starts with  {{spoiler|i'm thai and have a german boyfriend / he asked me writing a songtext}} and later directly references the trope with  {{spoiler|it's no problem if people can't understand the lyrics / so then they wont realise that it's a bad text}}.
* [[David Bowie]] uses the phrase "Ouvre le chien" in two different songs. The literal translation from French is "Open the dog."
* The [[Red Hot Chili Peppers]] song ''Around the World'' has parts of the chorus sung in a fake stereotypical Chinese sounding language.
* Played for humor in the Angry Salad cover of Nena's "99 Red Balloons": their version is mainly in English (based on the translated version released as a single), but towards the end vocalist Bob Whelan starts throwing in stock German phrases, as a tongue in cheek nod to the original German version: "99 o tannenbaum, weinerschnitzel [[wikipedia:Fahrvergnügen|Fahrvergnügen...]]"
* Lionel Richie's "All Night Long" features some African-sounding gibberish in its breakdown section. Richie originally wanted an authentic translation, but after learning there were literally thousands of languages spoken in Africa, he decided it was easier to just make something up.
* As part of the satire, the "Inuit" chanting in [[The Residents]]' ''Eskimo'' is actually strangely enunciated English: Most famously the track "Festival Of Death" includes a garbled chant that is actually "Coca-cola adds life!".
* [[Lady Gaga|"I don't speak German,]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sNi9nIXxVo but I can if you want."]
* Sophie B. Hawkins' "As I Lay Me Down" has the exotic-sounding but nonsensical syllables "ooh la kah koh" as backing vocals. She once claimed it meant "wash your feet before you sleep" in "an indigenous language of the Ballantine tribe", and this joke tends to get taken at face value.
* Stephen Stills (who attended a school in Costa Rica during his youth) has [[wikipedia:Suite: Judy Blue Eyes#Final section|supposedly claimed]] the "Spanish" at the end of "Suite:Judy Blue Eyes" is meant to be incomprehensible even to Spanish speakers, and that he arranged the "doo doo doo doo doo, dat doot doo doo doo dit"s over them to obscure it and make it even more difficult to decipher.
* The [[Cocteau Twins]] built pretty much their entire career around this. Sometimes, in Elizabeth Fraser's euglossolalic vocalizations, you can hear fragments of actual words in English or some other languages (supposedly odd bits of obscure Scottish slang). Robin Guthrie says the Japanese audiences, when they played shows there, sort of inverted the trope in that they'd all actually thought she was singing in Japanese.

==  Professional Wrestling  ==
* [[TNA]] poked fun at this trope with the Curry Man character, who was supposedly Japanese, but was actually [[Memetic Mutation|NOT]] Christopher Daniels, an American white guy. Curry Man's Japanese was actually just Daniels reciting names of famous Japanese pro wrestlers. Late in the gimmick's life, Curry Man did pick up some English skills, but not without the over done accent.
* In [[World Wrestling Entertainment|WWE]], during the later part of William Regal's career, he was portrayed as a regal, high-class, British snob, which included mispronouncing wrestblers such as Triple "Haitch." The funny thing is, that pronunciation of the letter H is actually less posh, going against his "British Snob" persona for those in the know. It makes it sound like Corporate just told him to "sound as British as possible."
* [[Mitsuharu Misawa|Mitsuharu Misawa's]] powerslam [[Finishing Move]] is sometimes written as "Emerald Flowsion" and sometimes as "Emerald Frosion". There's no one correct way to spell it, since the second word is not actually English.


==  Radio ==
* Internet radio show ''[[The 2 Sense Show]]'' tends to substitute foreign names the hosts can't pronounce with "Schleigelhoffen".
* The [[Reduced Shakespeare Company]]'s radio show included a purported Japanese film version of ''Hamlet'' by [[Akira Kurosawa]], which included phrases like, "Ah, Subaru!" and "Sony tapeplayer!"


==  Tabletop Games ==
* The plot of the first chapter in ''[[Pathfinder]]: Rise of the Runelords'' depends on a certain noble family: the Kaijitsus. [https://web.archive.org/web/20071211234602/http://paizo.com/paizo/messageboards/pathfinder/general/archives/japaneseNames%26page%3D1 And there was much wank.]
* ''[[Legend of the Five Rings]]'' flirts with this. Major, canon NPCs will get well-based names, but the guidelines for players and Game Masters to name their own characters vary, and so do the accuracy of the names used by players.
** There was also Kurohito, a guy born with stark white hair and fair blue eyes, whose name means "Black Man".
** The name "Toturi" is meaningless in Japanese, even if you see it as an alternative spelling to "Totsuri".
* In ''[[Warhammer 40,000]]'', the Imperium has two main languages- Low Gothic, portrayed as English, and High Gothic, which is shown as (usually) hideously mangled pseudo-Latin. Examples abound, one of the non-mangled being the [[The Corruption|Chaos]] [[Humongous Mecha|Titan]] ''Dies Irae'' (Wrath of God). Which actually means "Day of Wrath". Wrath of God would actually be Ira Dei.
** This isn't an uncommon misuse of the phrase "Dies Irae", due to the apparent similarity of "Dies", meaning "day", and "Deus", meaning "god".
* The ''[[Warhammer Fantasy]]'' RPG called the [[Big Bad]] of the "Enemy Within" campaign "Zahnarzt". Yes, that's German for dentist. The first edition was full of [[Bilingual Bonus|such jokes]]. It had a family named Untermensch (Sub-Human), an inventor named Kugelschreiber (Ballpoint-Pen) who lived in a house called Geflügelsalad (Chicken Salad), a fire wizard named Hals Roch...The bad guy is named "Klaus P. Verräter" (Traitor). Allegedly, there is also a good guy named Goebbels in the same publication.
* ''[[Kindred of the East]]'' has the authentically Chinese character 氣 ("life force") on the cover. On all other interior illustrations though all the Oriental writing is represented by meaningless scribbles.
* The ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' card [https://yugioh.fandom.com/wiki/Des_Volstgalph Des Volstgalph]. "Des" is used in place of "Death", but while "Volstgalph" sounds German or Russian, it actually doesn't mean anything in any language, only done to make the monster's name [[Rule of Cool|seem cool]]. Indeed, the card isn't very useful in a deck, just collected because of its neat artwork.

==  Theatre  ==
* In the musical ''[[Of Thee I Sing]]'', six French soldiers enter singing this French-sounding nonsense chorus (which also slips in the Yiddish phrase "tut dir veh"):
{{quote|Garçon, s'il vous plait,
Encore, Chevrolet Coupé
Papah, pooh, pooh, pooh!
A vous toot dir veh, à vous? }}
* ''[[The Mikado]]'':
** "Miya sama" from [[Gilbert and Sullivan]]'s musical is a subversion, as it is actually a Japanese folk song (though not a dirty one, as the [[Urban Legend]] has it). However, in one production the song was sung straight once, then repeated using lyrics made up entirely of Japanese brand names ("Mitsubishi Datsun Honda, Kawasaki Toyota...").
** Then there was the character named Yum-Yum, which is completely not a Japanese name..
** With the exception of the Mikado himself, all the characters' names are just vaguely Asian-sounding silliness.
* Christmas Eve in ''[[Avenue Q]]'' chose that name when she moved to America because she thought it sounded good.
* In [[Maurice Ravel]]'s opera ''L'enfant et les sortilèges'' (The Child and the Spells), the song sung by the Chinese Teacup is made up of Chinese- and Japanese-sounding syllables. Some correspond to actual words, many don't.
** It's even lampshaded in the end of the song : ''Hâ! Hâ! Ça-oh-râ toujours l'air chinoâ.'' (Ha ha, it'll still sound chi-neez !)
* Done in the Tower of Babel scene in ''The Bible: The Complete Word of God (abridged)'', with fake Spanish ("Taco sombrero Antonio Banderas!") and fake Japanese ("Godzilla killy-killy sukiyaki").
* [[Cirque Du Soleil]] uses 'invented' lyrics in many of its songs—and in some of its clowns and characters' dialogue. Averted somewhat, in that the lyrics are never supposed to pass for a specific real language, and in fact using invented song lyrics is something of a Cirque trademark, first appearing around the time the company began to make a name for itself as a different kind of circus.
** Also played with somewhat, in that Cirque has songs in quite a variety of ''real'' languages, to the point where, depending on the show, you can never really be quite sure whether or not you're listening to music in a real language.


==  Video Game ==
* ''[[Resident Evil 4]]'' is set in a nameless fictional European country apparently set in Spain. Despite this, all the Ganados speak Spanish [[Spexico|with a Mexican accent]].
* ''[[Command & Conquer|RedAlert]]'' '''runs''' on this trope, complete with [[Blind Idiot Translation|Perevod Slepovo Idiota]] and [[What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?|What Do You Mean It Does Not Sound Glorious]].
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_Y6cVQUJb0&feature=player_detailpage#t=6m57s One of the examples:] АПОСНО! НЕ ВИХОА! <ref>Pure gibberish. Of course, they meant "Danger! Keep out!", but wouldn't it be more accurate to say "Опасная зона! Посторонним вход запрещён!"? If that would have been, then this cutscene would be a [[Moment of Awesome]] to these who knows the language.</ref>
** ''Red Alert 3'' trailer also throws this one for a second. A rebel board that says "Изменение".<ref>They got it wrong on FOUR letters. "Изменение" is directly translated "changing", while for the current context (betrayal), "Измена" would go better.</ref>
** Good luck understanding the pseudo-Soviet hymn played at the menu screen. Apparently, they did try to use real Russian words, but none of the people who actually sang it spoke the language. The music does, however, make it sound like something similar to the Red Army Choir.
** They are the first, to this troper's knowledge, to correctly use the phrase" do svidania", which is normally used in movies to mean "good bye". To be fair, that is what it means, but in the context of "see you later". Literally it means "until (our) meeting". Which means you wouldn't say it to a guy you're about to shoot (unless you're very religious). The proper word in this case would be "proshchai" (a final goodbye). [[Tim Curry|Premier Cherdenko]] uses it correctly.
{{quote|'''Cherdenko''': I will not say "do svidania", commander, for I can assure you... we will never meet... again! }}
* ''[[Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney|Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney]]'' features a case with a defendant and witness who speak Borginese, a "language" which consists of [[wikipedia:Dingbat|dingbats]].
** Netopian in ''[[Mega Man Battle Network]]'' is also written in dingbats, as is Melnics in [[Tales of Eternia]].
*** Melnics is actually a cipher language with the font based very loosely on the latin alphabet and [https://web.archive.org/web/20120508202131/http://tales.namco.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=47985 can be translated].
* The creators of ''[[Ico]]'', to facilitate the important gameplay/plot point of the two main characters being unable to verbally communicate or (in Yorda's case) be understood by the player, came up with not one, but two fictional languages for their protagonists. Yorda speaks something vaguely reminiscent of French, and Ico's language sounds a bit like Korean.  {{spoiler|The Queen speaks both tongues fluently, a talent she [[Evil Gloating|puts to good use]] in her little chats with Ico.}}
* ''[[Jagged Alliance]] 2'' is a notable exception. The demo has characters Gasket (a moron), and Ivan (a Russian with little patience). When Gasket displays his stupidity, Ivan finally says "I've never worked with such an idiot before" in perfect Russian, AND the game correctly displays what he said in text as well. Considering that excluding Ivan is the only exception to a game fully in English, it's impressive they took the effort to get it right.
** He speaks plenty of Russian during the entire (full) version of the game as well, with occasional "bouts" of broken English. Amusingly, whenever Russian is used, the English subtitles are followed by Russian subtitles which don't always match Ivan's speech.
** In the original ''[[Jagged Alliance]]'' Ivan only spoke Russian.
*** He was also subtitled only in Russian. The new Nintendo DS version of the game has his subtitles (unfortunately?) only in English.
** It should also be noted that Ivan is the not the only character who speaks his native language, although most foreigner characters (there are many, from different nationalities) simply use the customary [[Poirot Speak]].
* ''[[Bangai-O]]'' includes a <s>man</s> woman who only speaks in childish doodles of happy meadows and underwater scenes.
* The entire soundtrack of the game ''[[Loco Roco]]'' is composed of happy singing in complete and utter nonsense that nonetheless sounds very much like a real language. If, you know, you don't listen to closely. This was done intentionally, so the lyrics "wouldn't have to be translated" for foreign audiences.
** The songs specific to each variation of [[Loco Roco]] tend to also pull from specific langauges. For example, Pink sounds vaguely French.
* ''[[Beyond Good & Evil (video game)|Beyond Good and Evil]]'' also features numerous songs in very convincing-sounding nonsense. Specifically, the nonsense is meant to sound "Belgian, with a little Spanish and English mixed in." [[Critical Research Failure|Even though "Belgian" isn't a language]]. However, there are songs with ''real'' Spanish and English words mixed in with the gibberish, as well as the game's pseudo-[[Arc Words|arc word]], "Shauni."
* "Simlish", the language of the characters in ''[[The Sims]]'' and its sequels is meant to be ''English'' foreign-sounding gibberish. Apparently the company that makes the games frequently receives calls from customers who think they've gotten the game in the wrong language. ''[[Simcopter]]'' was the first game to feature it.
** In ''Sims 3'' Simlish includes (correct, but irrelevant) phrases in French, Spanish and German. It also features licensed music from various bands... "translated" to Simlish. The cadance and intonation of the nonsense words follows the actual lyrics, and sometimes, the gibberish sounds ''almost'' like actual words.
* Every Civ leader in ''Sid Meier's [[Civilization]] Revolution'' speaks in themed foreign sounding gibberish... Intentionally.
** The same thing happens for every governor in "[[Sid Meier's Pirates!]]". Notably, it's the '''''same nonsense phrases''''', just inflected differently for the various nationalities.
** On the other hand, the only main-line ''Civ'' game to incorporate talking units, ''[[Civilization]] IV'', has each of the units respond in the appropriate language. There was a little bit of [[Blind Idiot Translation]], but the fact that they bothered to come up with good translations—and find native speakers where applicable—is rather touching. On the other hand, it also reinforces—to some degree—As Long as It Sounds Foreign: for instance, the Egyptians, who are very clearly based on the ''[[Ancient Egypt|Ancient]]'' Egyptians, speak ''[[Modern Egypt|modern]]'' Egyptian Arabic. Similar situations are found with the Greeks (whose units speak modern Greek) and Persians (whose units speak modern Persian). The Vikings one-up these: modern Norwegian instead of Old Norse—and the faction leader, Sveyn Forkbeard, was ''Danish'' (so not only do they speak a modern version of the language, they don't even speak the ''right'' modern version). The Roman units, however, speak actual Latin—and remarkably well-rendered, with all the "c"s and "g"s pronounced hard, the vowel lengths and qualities properly distinguished, and a voice actor who really gave his all to creating a ''living''-sounding Latin (the end result sounded—surprise, surprise—like a particularly energetic Italian).
** ''Civilization V'' did away with the talking units. They just grunt now. Instead, they introduced talking leaders. Of course, the phrases the leaders say and the subtitles are completely different, even for leaders like [[George Washington]] and Queen Elizabeth I. There is still the problem of Rameses II not using proper Ancient Egyptian (this is justified by ''no one'' knowing what it's supposed to like) and other historical characters using modern-day versions of the languages. For example, [[Catherine the Great]] sounds like a modern Russian woman despite being born in a 18th century German principality (her subjects often complained at not being able to understand her heavily-accented Russian). Washington also sounds like he could be living in the 21st century. This troper can't speak for any others.
* Events of ''[[Half Life]] 2'' take place in an unspecified Eastern European location, so the game features quite a few inscriptions in Bulgarian.
** More specifically, one of lead designers was Bulgarian and modelled most of City 17 over Bulgaria's capital city. The square leaving the train station is an almost exact duplicate of a major plaza... Minus the Combine checkpoints. For a Bulgarian, it's actually a little creepy.
** Nevertheless, most in-game posters and signs featuring cyrillic letters are in fact in (sometimes mangled) Russian. Bulgarian usage of vowels is drastically different.
** Bizarelly, though, despite the otherwise Eastern European theme, City 17's gas pumps are labeled in ''Swedish''. As long as the texture reference photos look foreign...
* In the 1996 adventure game ''[[Call of Cthulhu (tabletop game)]]: Prisoner of Ice'' a Norwegian character is introduced early in the game, but his lines are just barely comprehensible to Norwegian, Danish or Swedish speakers. In one scene he screams "I have never loved anybody" in horribly mispronounced Swedish (even though he is supposed to be Norwegian).
* ''[[Fire Emblem Tellius|Fire Emblem: Path Of Radiance]]'' and ''[[Fire Emblem Tellius|Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn]]'' have the Ancient Language, which the Herons use to sing their galdr. The language is just Japanese being reversed.
** The written version of that in the game is also a [[Cypher Language|cipher of English]], and is [https://web.archive.org/web/20131029135424/http://serenesforest.net/fe9/galldr.html translatable].
* Maybe this is a common theme in [[Tom Clancy]] games, but in the air combat game ''HAWX'', the game opens with the squad facing a set of Bolivarian insurgents named "Las Trinidad" attacking Brazil. The problem with that is that Las Trinidad does not mean "the trinity" (that's la trinidad), but Trinidad. As in Trinidad and Tobago.
* The ''[[Panzer Dragoon]]'' series has the so-called "Panzerese," which is basically a combination of Japanese, German, English, and either Latin or Italian. Example: One song of the Panzer Dragoon Saga Soundtrack is called "Ecce Valde Glorious Ale." Make of that what you will. (does not qualify for [[Fictionary]] because it uses actual words from other languages)
* ''[[Call of Duty]] 4'' features Arabic graffiti in some levels, of varying accuracy. In one particularly amusing case, "Infinity Ward", the game's developer, is spelled out phonetically.
* The [[But Not Too Foreign|Half-Japanese, Half-Russian]] male lead of the first two ''[[Shadow Hearts]]'' games had the Foreign Sounding Gibberish name "Urnmaf" or "Urmnaf"—depending on who you ask—in the original JP releases. For the US and EU releases, it was changed to Yuri, which is genuinely a name in both languages—although usually a girl's name in Japanese.
** It could be meant as "Yuuri" in Japanese (as well as "Yuri" in Russian)- which ''is'' a legitimate male name. English speakers don't necessarily pay attention to Japanese-style short versus long vowels.
* ''[[The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess|The Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess]]''. Midna's spoken language sounds like some strange merge of Asian accent with French, while employing neither the grammar rules nor words of either language. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfoBWjUNYQw We think it's gibberish, anyway].
** Although, it's gibberish to us, in-universe she could easily be speaking speaking perfect Hylian.
* ''[[Age of Empires (video game)|Age of Empires I]]'' villager: "Roggan? Homus!", and the priest: "Ayohyoyoo... Wololo!"
* The ''[[Star Ocean]]'' games have some terrible names (including 'Fayt' Leingod, romanized with a Y to save us from laughing out loud) but nothing, nothing beats the protagonist of [[Star Ocean 4]], 'Edge Maverick'. Really.
* The ''[[Star Wars]]'' game ''Masters Of Teräs Käsi'' features the martial art "Teräs Käsi" that's inexplicably and ungrammatically Finnish. It means something like "steel, hand". If you must have a Finnish title, try "Teräskäsi" for "hand of steel".
* The ''[[Mario & Luigi]]'' series often has the eponymous brothers speak to each other in Italian-sounding gibberish.
* ''[[Daikatana]]'' has this before you even install the game. The front cover features two prominent Japanese characters. They do, in fact, translate to "large sword", the same as Daikatana would. The problem? It spells "Daito", a much different style of sword. This gives you a pretty good idea of what to expect from the game.
* ''[[Assassin's Creed]]'' has perfectly well spoken modern Turkish... for the decidedly European and Christian Templars.
* ''[[Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis]]'' features a sequence on a German submarine. The controls on the boat are labeled with terms like "Flugeldufel", "Krauskefarben" und "Ausgeschnitzel". All these 'words' are actually gibberish that sounds like German.
* ''[[Grandia II]]'''s ending theme, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKhruIbjXSI "Canção do Povo"]. This goes beyond merely singing with a Japanese accent, the singer doesn't even try to sound Portuguese, it's as if the lyrics had been converted to kana for her to read.
* ''[[Arc Rise Fantasia]]'' has a handful of very short songs sung by Ryfia and another Diva, which they use for various purposes, including as their attacks in battle. Each one of these is in a significant-sound and very pleasant, but completely gibberish "language."
* Originally Kim Kaphwan from ''[[Fatal Fury]]'' and ''[[The King of Fighters]]'' was going to be called Kim Haifon, which admittedly sounds cool but is not a possible Korean name.
* ''[[NieR]]'': The soundtrack has lots of indeterminantly-foreign sounding gibberish, most prominently in the recurring theme "Song of the Ancients". Devola, who sings it around the village, says that it's in a language that has been long forgotten otherwise and no one knows what the lyrics actually mean, since the song is so old.
** The residents of Facade also speak in a language that was apparently created by shuffling hiragana around, which sometimes makes it sound like actual Japanese.
* ''[[Pokémon Colosseum]]'' has characters whose names go from just slightly off normal names to a random string of letters.
* [[Rance]] is a perfectly good if somewhat uncommon name. However, other names like Crook (who is a healer by the way), Ragnaroarch Super Gandhi, Reset, and Pastel show how [[AliceSoft]] [[They Just Didn't Care|just didn't care.]]
* In ''[[James Bond 007: Nightfire]]'' guards at the villain's Austrian castle will repeatedly shout "Einzelfeuer!", German for "semi-auto". It's the right language, and appropriate to yell at allies in a firefight the first few times but quickly becomes silly as that's practically their entire vocabulary, plus enemy guards will still use full-auto or burst settings while solo guards still yell it.

==  Web Comics ==
* ''[[Irregular Webcomic]]'' has goofed on foreign languages a few times (such as in [http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/30.html strip 30] where a German talks about his "bad plans for world domination" and uses the non-German phrase "with extreme prejudice"), to the point that David Morgan-Mar has started asking for help when he's doing them. To give him credit, he does admit it when he's goofed and he's stated his use of German articles is purely dictated by humour purposes.
* ''[[The Order of the Stick|Order of the Stick]]'' features this trope as author Rich Burlew grabbed for Azure City characters Japanese-sounding words [[They Just Didn't Care|without really caring]] about what they meant, which is how we got a Daimyo named Lord Shojo (Lord [[Shojo|Girly]], in effect.) Not to mention a paladin(/samurai?) named ''O-Chul'', which doesn't even ''sound'' Japanese (though may be Korean).
** A ''Chinese'' translation of Shojo's name might make perfect sense.
*** Or it could just mean orangutan (like the ''[[One Piece]]'' character).
** This gets a [[Lampshade Hanging]] and a [[Hand Wave]] pretty early on after meeting Miko. Roy asks about whether she should call her "Miko" or "Miyazaki", and she replies that she's never heard of Japan. It's the writer's way of saying, [[MST3K Mantra|"This isn't the real world, so don't pick at the languages, culture, or names of the Azurites."]] [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0209.html See for yourself]
*** There's also a [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0428.html Sangwaan]. He's may be just making fun of the [[Fantasy Kitchen Sink]] nature of D&D's old "Oriental Adventures" setting.
** Miko Miyazaki's name is itself an example: her given name is a [[Miko|title]] and her family name is [[Hayao Miyazaki|rather famous]]. It's like if a Japanese fantasy work had a faux-English paladin named Priestess Spielberg.
** Justified: The physics run on D&D rules, why wouldn't names and languages run on what the typical gamer would be expected to know?
*** They do live in the same universe as "Julio Scoundrél"...
* ''[[Magellan]]'': When creating an illusory world Maya needed some Russian sounding place names, Chang is quick to [[Lampshade Hanging|point this out]].
* The Spanish spoken by ''[[Something*Positive]]'' 's Pepito intentionally read like English phrases were simply run through Babelfish, with nonsense words and [[Engrish]] thrown in at random. At first, everyone assumed it was just another one of Randy Mullholland's potshots at his [[Unpleasable Fanbase]], but it turned out to also have plot-relevance as well. (Pepito was faking being English illiterate.)
* ''[[Scandinavia and The World]]'': What Denmark does when asked to speak Swedish.
* ''[[The Inexplicable Adventures of Bob]]'' pokes fun at this when two French waiters converse in [http://bobadventures.comicgenesis.com/d/20090822.html mock French.]
* The title character of ''[[Princess Pi]]'' is an Egyptian princess named after a Greek letter. It didn't take long for the creator to realize it didn't make sense to name an Egyptian princess after a Greek letter, so he decided the entire comic shouldn't make sense either.

==  Web Original ==
* While ''[[Ilivais X]]'' has this in abundance. Iriana and Seyne Estchell are supposed to come from Serbia, but their names are vaguely French if anything, and Estchell doesn't come from anything. Essen Dywell isn't an English/Chinese name at all, Sura Verandis is more nonsense than Scandinavian or Arabic, and plenty other examples that come from vague backgrounds. Mille Chanteau, while a bit archaic in French, is perfectly valid though.
* Similarly to ''[[Looney Tunes]]'', in ''[[Avatar: The Abridged Series]]" Spanish is rendered mostly as English with "El" tacked on. "El Gasp!" Sometimes they also add "-o" to the end of words and maybe put in a real Spanish word in there.
** "I challenge you to an Agni Kai!" "Don't you mean a duel?" "No, an Agni Kai!" "Why don't you just call it that then?" "Because it sounds Asian... ish?" (FYI, Agni is the Hindu god of fire, and Kai means meeting in ''Japanese'').
*** That's because the Fire Nation basically [[Fantasy Counterpart Culture|is Japan with Indian names]].
* As Long As It Looks Elvish... [[J. R. R. Tolkien|JRR Tolkien]] invented the tengwar script as a writing system for Middle-earth. The rules for writing in tengwar are complicated, and vary depending on where you are, when you are, and what language you're writing; one sign could stand for different sounds depending on the writing mode. So when people started making fonts to let them write tengwar on the computer, they usually mapped them to the keys in the tengwar's "grid"-formation. This is relatively easy to use, if you know what you're doing. Unfortunately, there are still people who ''don't'' know what they're doing who make fanart/fansites/whatever with little decorative bits of tengwar floating around, and who get the tengwar just by grabbing a font and typing things in literally. This leads to drawings of Elwe Singollo that are labeled, in beautiful and elegant Elvish lettering, "Febw Gywnghweehw".
** Approximately the same thing happens to Hebrew, Cyrillic, and katakana/hirigana fonts. Some characters represent sounds that require more than one character in the Latin alphabet, and some sounds simply don't exist in the other language. Complicating things further is that in some modes the Elvish languages use accent marks to represent vowels rather than having separate characters for them... something that looks like an m with a dot over it could be intended to be read as the equivslent of in, en, ni or ne depending on mode.
* Does de [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqWXO87TlH4 Puffincat] count? [[Adventures of the Puffincat]]
** "Puffincat have clever-smart-mind-concept!"
* There was (and possibly still is) a fad on [[YouTube]] for taking a scene from ''[[Downfall (film)|Downfall]]'' and subtitling the German to make [[Those Wacky Nazis|Hitler]] appear to be ranting about ''[[World of Warcraft]]'', his [[Xbox]], shoes, Fords or whatever the author feels like laying into. It's a sort of inverse [[Godwin's Law]], in that you start with Hitler, ''then'' begin the discussion.
* ''[[Chaos Fighters]]'' is extremely rife with this in ''almost everything''. As in case of character names, the only normal sounding name is ''Kenny'' Fanal from ''The Secret Programs'' and ''Clair'' Tyranof in ''Route of Land''. It doesn't help that those oddly sounded names are ''completely made up by mixing syllables''. But considering that they were all set in foreign planets, this may be justified.


==  Western Animation ==
* Occurs frequently in a lot of cartoons from ''entirely'' different creators, when it comes to mocking [[Glorious Mother Russia]]... oh god. Apart from having [[Sarcasm Mode|traditional]] things about Russia, you also get their [[Blatant Lies|even more traditional]] language grammar rules. For instance, one of ''[[Timon and Pumbaa]]'' series, ''Russian Hour'', added pointless suffixes to every word, like in "Hospitalses", which would make absolutely no sense to a Russian guy who CAN read English. Alternately, ''[[Wacky Races|Fender Bender 500]]'' had ''The Russian Around 500'' that suffered from the same epidemy. Its' variation, to be exact, that added "-ski" to the end for not only masculine adjectives, where it would make more sense in context, but EVEN for the nouns.
** I thinkses thiski phraskis would makeses no pointsalis.
* [[Mel Blanc]]'s ''[[Looney Tunes]]'' renditions of such characters as African Witch Doctors and Aborigines are a classic case of pure gibberish that ''sounds'' correct, to an uncritical (and very un-PC) ear. In several [[Wartime Cartoon|wartime]] cartoons, "humorously" fractured German or Japanese is spouted by the villains and is basically the same thing. Also of note, most of the spoken and written "French" in the Pepe' Le Pew cartoons is undisguised English with "Le" tacked on front and an "e" on the end.
** One wartime cartoon that averts this is Disney's ''Education for Death''. All the German is real, done almost certainly because it was meant as a completely serious propaganda piece.
* In [[Metalocalypse]], Toki and Swiskgaar speak gibberish Norwegian/Swedish at several occasions, even if they are supposed to be Scandinavian. Neither of their names are usual Scandinavian names.
* [[Tex Avery]]'s ''Flea Circus'' also uses undisguised English for "French" words by tacking "Le" in front. However, this sounds wrong for french speaking people, as french has two articles, "Le" for masculine and "La" for feminine words. This is especially noticeable as one of the main characters named "Fifi '''le''' Flea" is a girl and "puce", french for "flea" is a feminine word. The same applies to other written "French" like '''Le''' Church, '''Le''' Maternity and even '''Le''' End, which are all feminine in french. Had the writer [[Did Not Do the Research|done the research]], Fifi '''la''' Flea would been to '''la''' Church, then '''la''' Maternity before the happy '''la''' End.
* Bloo in ''[[Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends]]'' takes it to an extreme of sorts in the misleadingly titled episode "Foster's Goes to Europe". {{spoiler|(For one thing... they don't actually get to go!)}}
* Ling Ling in ''[[Drawn Together]]'' speaks vaguely Asian gibberish, called "Japorean" by the show's creators. According to "Drawn Together Babies", in-world he speaks a language he made up with his dead twin. In another episode, Ling Ling undergoes an operation to speak English.
* In the original ''[[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1987|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]'' cartoon, Splinter often uses random Japanese words (and sometimes even obviously non-Japanese words, like "Sacajawea") in his battle cries.
* One of ''[[South Park]]'''s creators is fluent in Japanese, so all speech in Japanese is accurate (albet on occasion slightly off, such as "sore no" instead of "sono" or "sonna"). Other languages are just gibberish, though. Lampshaded in "Good Times With Weapons", where the lyrics of the Japanese theme song are a [[Bilingual Bonus]] and a [[Take That]] to anyone who thinks that it's cool As Long as It Sounds Foreign.
** 'Broflovski' is not a real Polish or Pole-Jewish surname, though this is probably intentional.
** The episode ''Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants'' features Afghan children and Taliban who speak fluent, accurate Persian, (albeit with Iranian accents), while Bin Laden speaks random Koranic words, such as "jihad," "Ramadan," "Mohammad," "fatwa," mixed with gibberish.
** In [[The Movie]], Cartman sings "Kyle's Mom's a Bitch" in several languages, which seem to be Chinese, French, Dutch and an African language, judging from the backgrounds and costumes. It sounds nothing like those languages. [[Justified Trope|Justified]] in that Cartman is giving his interpretation of what those languages would sound like.
** Also averted in "Passion of the Jew" in which Cartman speaks proper German.
** In another episode, Mr. Mackey speaks correct Spanish, even down to saying "¿está bien?", a correct translation of his "mm'kay?" [[Verbal Tic]].
* The opening song from ''How the Grinch Stole Christmas'' includes several lines of Seussian gibberish. After it aired, the studio got dozens of letters from people wanting translations for the "Latin lyrics."
* In one episode of ''[[The Replacements]]'', Tasumi says her favorite thing about field trips is "No parents around to say things like 'Ichi ni san shi go!'" Okay, why would her parents be saying "One two three four five"?
** Possibly justified. Some parents use a count as 'you're this far from getting in trouble for whatever you're doing'.
* ''[[Jonny Quest]]'' is notorious for this.
** Hadji is supposedly a Hindu, but his name is a Muslim honorific for one who has made the pilgrimage to Mecca.
** Any non-English language you hear on TOS is UTTER gibberish. For instance, the "Arabic" spoken by Kareem's men in "The Curse of Anubis", and the "Japanese" spoken by Dr. Ashida in "The Dragons of Ashida" are little more than cool-sounding nonsense.
* The Amazing Adrenalini Brothers, who hail from Réndøosîa (a fiction Eastern European/Eurasian country) and speak in gibberish (e.g., "Groota Fizz", "Yazha" and "Jonka kriska navooti").
* ''[[Family Guy]]: The time when Peter Griffin thinks he can speak Italian simply by virtue of his mustache. It sounds a lot like "Bippidy babbito bobbiti bobbidi boo" with accompanying hand gestures.
** The Italian butcher he's arguing with, however, is speaking ''almost'' proper Italian: some of what he says does not make idiomatic sense ("What's this? You're crazy! ... I will kill you with this meat!"), some is badly translated ("I'm gonna punch you on the head" is translated as "ti dò un pugno nella testa" instead of "ti dò un pugno ''sulla'' testa"), and his accent is clearly not a native Italian one.
** In another episode, the family pass a Chinese take-out shop with its name in both English and (although correct) Japanese katakana.
** Despite supposedly being Portuguese, Santos and Pascoal (Peter's former fishermen employees) speak in heavily accented ''Brazilian'' Portuguese.
* In ''Modern Toss'', foul-mouthed signmaker Mr Tourette and his customers speak in a kind of gibberish that resembles French.
* ''[[The Simpsons]]''
** The writers mangled the title of the episode "Burns verkaufen der Kraftwerk", which should be "Burns verkauft das Kraftwerk".
** "Endut! Hoch Hech!"
** "Die Bart Die." Sideshow Bob tells the parole board that this tattoo on his chest is German, although in this case, he's obviously lying. 
** "Dingamagoo", a food Fat Tony's henchman Legs mentions in "A Fish Called Selma"; most fans assume this is some sort of Italian pasta dish, but according to writer Josh Weinstein, he made the word up. Although he does say he might have intended it to suggest [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasta_e_fagioli pasta fazool.] 
* In ''[[King Arthur's Disasters]]'', when thanking Sir Martyn in his "language," King Arthur makes random Japanese-sounding noises.
* The ''[[Daria]]'' episode ''Of Human Bonding'' features a Danish balloonist, Arno, who sports a heavy German accent. The Danish language - accent included - is actually very different from German, but is similar to both Swedish and Norwegian, as these countries belong to the Scandinavian part of Northern Europe.
* ''[[King of the Hill]]'': The Souphanousinphone family often shouts what is supposed to be Laotian, however, it is actually just foreign sounding gibberish.
** Used in-universe in the earlier Khan episodes to show how little the guys knew very little about asian cultures, which is in contrast to Cotton, who can tell Khan's nationality just by looking at him due to having fought asians in the war.
* Any signage shown in ''[[Aladdin (Disney film)|Aladdin]]'' is either English in a [[Foreign Looking Font]] or meaningless scribbles that resemble Arabic. (There's a possible exception in a sign above Jafar's door that ''might'' possibly have his name and the word ''wazir'' on it, which leads to a bit of [[Fridge Logic]]; why would he need a sign that nobody else sees to just have his name and title on it?)
* There is an ethnically Hawaiian character in ''[[Rocket Power]]'' named Tito. [[Did Not Do the Research|there is no letter "T" in the Hawaiian alphabet!]] And while "Tito" is an actual name, [[wikipedia:Josip Broz Tito|it is a Serbo-Croatian one]], [[They Just Didn't Care|not a Hawaiian one.]]
* There is an African character in ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic]]'', a zebra named Zecora. In her first episode, she speaks a few lines of what is supposed to sound like Swahili. [[Word of God|Lauren Faust]] explained that they were originally going to find someone who actually knew Swahili, but due to time constraints, Zecora's voice actor was told to just say some Swahili-sounding jibberish instead. Points for trying.
* [[Played for Laughs]] on ''[[South Park]]'' when Chef joins the Nation of Islam.
* The alien [[Bounty Hunter]] Embo from ''[[Star Wars: The Clone Wars]]'' speaks the fictional Kyuzo language, which is really just Dave Filoni speaking intentionally bad French. Interviews say that he mostly just read it out of some French ''[[Smurfs]]'' books, but at least once (in the episode "Crisis on Naboo"), Embo actually says an intelligible French word that fits the situation he's in ("Allez", when telling the other bounty hunters to move).
* Given an interesting spin in the previous [[Star Wars: Clone Wars|Clone Wars]] series. The Nelvaan language is a mix of Russian and Hungarian, read phonetically by voice actors who don't speak the language, to give it a non-natural "alien" sound.
* [[Viva Piñata (animation)|Viva Piñata]] had a scene with sumo hippos who are implied to be japanese. The words they spoke were japanese alright, but they spoke it completely out of context, especially since the words were like "Sushi" and "Sashimi" that most western audiences would know anyways. It's a funny steath pun considering what comes out of a pinata, but given that they speak perfect english, it's a bit of a [[Mood Whiplash]].

==  Real Life  ==
* Car companies have an awful habit of doing this, often naming models with words that sound foreign. An American example is "Bravada." Japanese examples include "That's", "Ist" (German for "is"), "Stepwgn," "March," "Probox" (a Dutch brand of roof boxes), "President," "Friendee," "Hijet," "Expert," and "Custom Move."
** Whoever decided to keep the name Buick "Lacrosse" in Québec probably did ''some'' research (the English sport name is simply a French loanword), but the briefest of conversations with a Quebecer would reveal that they just called their car the Buick "the Jack-off" in Québecois slang. It was originally known throughout Canada as the Buick "Allure" (another French loanword) for this very reason, but they dropped this rename after a few years.
** The Mitsubishi Pajero is named for a wildcat, but in Spanish slang it means "wanker." Models sold in Spanish-speaking countries are called Monteros.
** In an aversion, German car company Mercedes-Benz uses a "Kompressor" (German for "turbocharger" or "supercharger") badge to designate its turbocharged or supercharged car models.
** The "Deora", Chrysler's concept pickup from 1965, was given that name because they thought it was the female form of "golden" in Spanish (it's actually "Dorada"). Maybe they got confused when they heard "de oro", which means "(made) of gold", and simply exchanged an "o" for an "a".
* In the [[Canis Latinicus|Latin language]], hardly any words at all end in a long E, an "o" isn't masculine, and "-orum" signifies possession. Adding "-us" and "-um" at the the end of every word also does not make it Latin. On the subject of those Sses-yeah, double letters are pronounced as both letters side by side, and they ''did'' have [[wikipedia:Latin profanity|obscenities]] and [[wikipedia:Vulgar Latin|slang]] (whole books worth, in fact).
** On this topic, ''mandamus'' is a Latin verb form conjugation; it means "we order". Omnibus is a dative plural (meaning "for all"). A lot of [[Delusions of Eloquence]] involve omnibi, mandami, and other idiocy.
*** Shouldn't the plurals of ''caveat'' and ''imprimatur'' be ''caveant'' and ''imprimantur''?
** Simply appending -us to foreign proper nouns ''does'' make them Latin—specifically, it tends to mark them as men's names, e.g. "Yeshua" becomes "Iesus" and "Kong Fuzi" becomes "Confucius" (which is not pronounced "confyushus", but "confukee-us").
* [[El Spanish-O|Adding "El" at the beginning of a word and "-o" at the end of it doesn't make it Spanish-sounding.]]
** It's a regular rule in the [[Television Without Pity]] recaps that the guy who tries to stick an "o" on the end of an English word and trying to pass it off as Spanish is [[Hypocritical Humour|El Douchebago]].
* Adding "-ay" or "é" to a verb doesn't automatically make it French. "Look-ay, I'm talk-ay-ing L-ay French-ay!"
* Adding "-a" at the beginning and end of a word doesn't make you sound Italian.
* Adding "-en" to the end of every word and sputtering random [[Heavy Metal Umlaut|ümlauts]] everywhere while imitating Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice does not make you sound German.
* Adding "-iau" at the end of every word and speaking bad English in a heavy accent doesn't make you sound Welsh. (for example 'I is Welsh-iau, bruv')
** Also, many people believe that simply going 'chhhhggghahhhghahhgggh' sounds like Welsh.
* Häagen-Dazs ice cream is famous for having chosen a name which sounds... Danish? Hungarian? Foreign—no matter what your native language is, but doesn't mean anything. In a bizarre and funny legal case, Häagen-Dazs tried to sue another American Ice Cream brand, Frusen Gladje (which is—aside from one missing umlaut—entirely correct Swedish for "frozen joy"), because the name was intended to fool consumers into thinking the ice cream was actually made in Sweden. Häagen-Dazs lost because of the [[wikipedia:Unclean hands|"clean hands" doctrine]] - i.e., they were themselves equally guilty of using fake Scandinavian to sound old-timey and exotic, so couldn't blame others for using the same trick.
* There's also [[wikipedia:Europanto|Europanto]], a "language" comprising random words and syntax of various European languages, depending on what languages the speaker happens to know. A sample sentence: "Europanto want nicht informe aber amuse." It started as a journalist's joke, but now there are forums dedicated to its use.
** Swedish humour magazine ''Grönköpings Veckoblad'' uses a similar Esperanto parody, Transpiranto, which uses [[Bilingual Bonus|bilingual puns and Swedish words phonetically translated into German, French, Italian, English or other European languages.]]
* In ''[[Dave Barry]] Does Japan'', Barry notices that many signs and t-shirts in Japan feature English text. However, this text is usually completely meaningless, and people apparently just like the way it looks. He also notices that Japanese rock bands seem prone to choosing bizarre English names, with some very interesting results.
** ''[[Dave Barry]]'s Money Secrets'' includes a series of allegedly useful phrases ("Where is the Internet?") for people who want to appear fluent in foreign languages to memorize. While the European phrases are [[Poirot Speak]] translations, all the Japanese phrases are represented by the same three kanji of the kind that could be someone's name, and the Chinese phrases are actually random Japanese characters put together (the kanji meaning "[[Japanese Language]]" occurs twice).
* Despite what hundreds of books, movies and comics might tell you, Brazilians do not speak Spanish, they speak Portuguese (being originally a colony of Portugal). This is such a widespread belief that it's become a standard trick question in many kinds of trivia games, including televised ones such as ''[[Jeopardy!]]''.
** Inverted in the Afrikaans commentary for the FIFA 2010 World Cup. Afrikaans-speaking announcers consistently pronounced Mexican players' names to sound Portuguese ("Marquez" became "Markesh", "Dos Santos" (which is actually a portuguese last name, as his father is brazilian) became "Doosh'antoosh"). Makes sense: Mozambique is right next door to South Africa, and Mozambicans speak Portuguese. So Portuguese pronunciations come naturally to Afrikaans-speakers, especially near the border.
*** [[Did Not Do the Research|Neither final S nor final Z is pronounced as "Sh" in Brazilian Portuguese.]] X is, though.
** Spanish and Portuguese names actually have significant overlap, so many Brazilians do have "Spanish names," or more precisely, Portuguese names that are also common in Spanish, like Pedro. And to complicate the issue, a minority of Hispanics have distinctly Portuguese (or Galician) last names.
* One of the biggest reasons that some people have a backlash against anime and manga fans is due to the fact that, a good percentage of them, think adding "-umi" or "-aki" or "-oni" at the end of a bunch of garbled letters equals a Japanese name. Leading to character names like ''Tsashi Chizuru'', ''Aeashi Tomeoko'' and ''Heashmi Concaro''. Because if it's got a lot of colliding vowels in it, it ''must'' be Japanese! Also, while "-san" is an actual Japanese term, there are rules for using it.
** Even when the names are made up of real kanji, they're often used wrong. Japanese names follow ''[[wikipedia:Japanese name|rules]]'', and they're not actually hard to use.
* Comedian Sid Caesar has gotten much mileage out of this technique. He shows it off on [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dlr8fj4Y00 this guest appearance] on the American ''[[Whose Line Is It Anyway?|Whose Line Is It Anyway]]?''
* Many "Spanish" place names in the American Southwest were actually invented by English speakers who wanted them to ''sound'' Spanish. In some cases, because these folks didn't actually know Spanish well at all, they turn out to be gibberish. For example, [[wikipedia:Isla Vista|Isla Vista, California]], [[wikipedia:Mar Vista, Los Angeles|Mar Vista, Los Angeles]] and [[wikipedia:Sierra Vista, Arizona|Sierra Vista, Arizona]] are [[Blind Idiot Translation]]s of "Island View", "Sea View" and "Mountain View" respectively that sounded foreign enough to their English-speaking christeners. So for example, in Spanish "Isla Vista" literally means the little-sensical "Seen Island" (i.e., "island that somebody has seen at some point in history"). Same goes for basically any American placename with "Vista" in it; the idiomatic way of naming places like that in Spanish would be [[wikipedia:Miramar|''Miramar'']] for "Sea View" or [[wikipedia:Miramonte|''Miramonte'']] for "Mountain View."
** Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa is guilty of this. Before marrying Corina Raigosa he was just Tony Villar. He added his name to his wife's name to come up with the far more ethnic-sounding (but utterly meaningless) "Villaraigosa" when he went into politics (and re-adopted his ethnic birthname "Antonio" rather than the anglicized diminutive "Tony"), to appeal to the large Hispanic population in Los Angeles.
*** It gets worse. The correct way of mixing both last names is Villarraigosa (with two r's), not Villaraigosa.
*** It gets even worse. Villar is a perfectly good Spanish surname (it does exist in Spain). Villarraigosa sounds like a ''town'' name.
* According to some scholars, the name of the US state of Idaho was invented as part of a hoax. It supposedly was chosen as a nonsense word that sounded vaguely Native American (never mind that that doesn't really make any linguistic sense). Wherever the name came from, a hundred and fifty years later, it became the basis for innumeral variations on the same [[Pun]].
** Pasadena sounds Spanish, but it's actually [[wikipedia:History of Pasadena, California#Etymology|a prepositional phrase in a language spoken by a Native American tribe who lived thousands of miles away.]]
* In Melbourne, Australia, there is an annual festival called ''Moomba'', which was suggested as a name by local Indigenous Australians, who translated it as something along the lines of "let's get together and have fun". In reality, 'Mum' (pronounced 'moom') means 'buttocks/anus' and '-ba' is a suffix meaning 'on, in, at' in several Aborigial languages of the area. The result means, roughly, "Up yours."
* [[wikipedia:Lorem ipsum|Lorem ipsum]] is an inversion of the trope. It's originally a slice of random text from Cicero, modified from proper Latin to approximate the standard letter distribution of English. It's supposed to ''look'' like English, but not be distracting by actually meaning anything.
* A variant of this trope happens in [[Ron White]]'s recounting of when he got thrown out of a bar. The telegraph in Fritch, TX starts transmitting, which he indicates by making a bunch of beeps, as long as they sound like Morse code. [[Rule of Funny|The "shorthand" bit does give it away, but who cares?]]
* The ''Tapestry of Dreams/Nations'' parade and [[Disney Theme Parks]] uses chanting that is meant to give an African feel, but it's completely meaningless.
* [[Jennifer Lopez]] jokingly showed off her lack of Spanish knowledge, despite her Puerto Rican ancestry, during an interview for Sony Entertaintment Television. She spoke Spanish gibberish with a shrieking accent that some people found a little insulting.
** "Spanish gibberish with a shrieking accent" is pretty much how most Mexicans (and probably Cubans) would describe Puerto Rican Spanish, if they were in an unkind mood.
* Quite a few Chinese returants have Mandarin-ish or Cantenese-ish sounding names but the name translates out to gibberish. This might be because actual Mandarin and Cantonese is quite difficult for non-speakers of it to pronouce.
* "Arem shem beth sedal sacravalian ahad." According to Sylvia Browne this is Aramaic for, "Blessed be this Queen on high who is sacred to all who come to her." Meanwhile, [http://www.stopsylvia.com/articles/novusspiritus_anaramaicprayer.shtml back on planet Earth], it does not even ''resemble'' Aramaic and means nothing whatsoever.<ref>"Shem" and "ahad" (or rather, "echad") are legitimate words in Hebrew--a close relative of Aramaic--but mean "name" and "one" respectively.</ref>
** "Sacravalian", which is probably supposed to be "blessed", or possibly "sacred", is rather plainly mangled Latin. The Levantine Semitic languages pretty much all use "baruch" for "bless" and something like "qodesh"/"qadosh" for "holy/sacred", and, at least in Hebrew, "may it be blessed" is "baruch hu", as in "haQadosh, baruch hu" (the Holy One, Blessed Be He, a Jewish epithet for God). "Blessed be this holy queen" would probably be something like "Molechet qodesh baruch hu", if Aramaic follows the usual "stick a -t on the end to make it feminine" rule ("Molech" is the usual word for "King"; "Moloch" was a Canaanite deity simply known by his title, much as the Jews called ''their'' god simply "The Lord").
* The hacker jargon term "blinkenlights" refers to the blinking lights on any computer. It comes from a sign that would be hung up in server rooms, which was written in mock-German designed to be perfectly understandable to a native English speaker (because geeks are weird, that's why). [[wikipedia:Blinkenlights|Full text and more details]] at [[Wikipedia]].
* The San Diego Wild Animal Park's monorail ride is called "Wgasa", a name that's ostensibly supposed to sound Swahili or something. In reality it's just the plain ol' acronym "who gives a shit anyhow?" http://www.snopes.com/business/names/wgasa.asp
* "Asian" tattoos have become a a fashionable fad (not Vietnamese though, Latin-based text is not exotic enough) that will later embarrass whoever thought it was a good idea to permanently paint a word they don't know on their arm.
** [[Robin Williams]] has a couple examples...
{{quote|"I got drunk and got a tattoo here ''(points to the side of his abdomen)'' in Mandarin that says 'Happiness and Laughter'. I think that's what it says, since I've never had a Chinese person that close enough to my balls to say, 'That's what it says.' But a friend of mine got a tattoo in Mandarin that said 'Golden Warrior' but later someone stold him, 'No, it says "Ass Monkey".' And then the same guy got a tattoo in Hindi that said 'Dawn of Enlightenment' but then someone told him, 'No, it says "Deliveries on Tuesday".' So he is now the ass monkey that delivers on Tuesday for the rest of his life.}}
** A post from a few months ago on [https://web.archive.org/web/20120826055152/http://failbook.failblog.org/ Failbook] featured a girl who had uploaded a picture of her new Chinese Tattoo to Facebook. One of her Chinese friends commented that it translated as "picnic table".
* Expect people who speak a ''little'' Chinese to fake their way through the tones and, as a result, say gibberish.
* New Age "Native American spirituality" types often greet with "osiyo" and end with "mitakuye oyasin". The former is Cherokee. The latter is Lakota, thousands of miles away, and translates as "all my relatives" - which, without a verb, means nothing.
* Spammers will often pick one of two names to title their emails. They will either pick a stereotypical English name (often from the names of dead presidents), or they will pick some incredibly foreign name from the country they claim to be from.
* The hot dog restaurant chain Wienerschnitzel was originally called "Der Wienerschnitzel", but they dropped the "Der" part in 1977 because it's a masculine article ("Das" should be used to refer to neuter nouns). Even so, "Wiener schnitzel" (as it should be written) doesn't refer to hot dogs, but rather a breaded Viennese-style veal cutlet, which the restaurant ironically doesn't sell. "Wiener" is actually short for "Wiener Würstchen", loosely translating to "little Viennese sausage".
** Schnitzel is best known in the US as chicken-fried steak, which was invented when Austrian (or perhaps Bavarian) immigrants in Texas decided to make it with a different piece of beef.
* Japanese composer Kouji Makaino has used foreign-sounding pseudonyms such as Mark Davis, Jimmy Johnson or Michael Korgen when composing music that would eventually used in commercials [[Japandering|featuring foreign celebrities]].
* Besides being a [[Shoddy Knockoff Product]] of Kawasaki, the [https://ameblo.jp/enoki-2019/entry-12540850628.html Keweseki] marque sold in places like Angola bear the inscription "せんたんぎじ也つ" (translit. ''"Sentangijiyatsu"'') which is indeed made from actual kana, but makes absolutely no sense to a Japanese speaker. The brand attracted attention from Japanese media and internet circles who were perhaps bemused by the bizarre use of Japanese calligraphy. 

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