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• The "Jackanory" scene from the second season finale.
• "I promise not to twang his red braces... more than once."
• Alex dirty dancing with Ray.
• "It's not like I've SHAGGED AN ENTIRE RUGBY TEAM!"
  • "I bet she has."
• Chris's reaction to the butt plug:

Chris: Must have bloody big ears. Alex: Wrong orifice, Chris. Chris: ... what? Gene: It goes up your arse!

• "They have sex, Gene. Sweaty, muscular, male sex. Get used to it."
• In 1.08: Alex, meet Pink Tank. Pink Tank, meet Unfortunate blue Ford Escort. Glorious.
• "I'm imagining you imagining paying for sex with me in my imaginary role as an imaginary street whore."
• Ray going undercover in the gay bar. (A bit of a Reverse Funny Aneurysm, too...)

Alex: It's a great opportunity. Ray: Who bloody FOR?

• Chris's striptease apology to Shaz from 2.01. Complete with Hot Chocolate's You Sexy Thing and dialogue. And his tripping on his undies while trying to kiss Shaz crowns it all.
• The scene in the chip shop where Ray...um. here

Ray: * picking up the fried item* Oh you beauty...

• The cast singing "Uptown Girl" in 3x02.
• Gene's freakout over the Dutch gangsters destroying the Quattro in the finale:

Gene: OI! I'M ARRESTING YOU FOR MURDERING MY CAR, YOU DYKE-DIGGING TOSSPOT!