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{{quote|'''Punky:''' Glomer, are you okay?
'''Glomer:''' (''not too pleased'') Am I looking okay?! }}
==Real Life==
Here is a fun excerpt from Disorder in the American Courts which goes over things said in court:<br>
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?<br>
A: No. <br>
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?<br>
A: No.<br>
Q: Did you check for breathing?<br>
A: No.<br>
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?<br>
A: No.<br>
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?<br>
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.<br>
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?<br>
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive, practicing law somewhere.
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