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* In ''[[Mai-Otome]]'', the same trick is used when Aoi becomes ill, although Arika initially hangs the leek around her neck. Shizuru, when she comes in, proposes the Ass Shove method.
* In the ''[[Ginga Densetsu Weed]]'' manga, a running gag has Sasuke shoving either a long pole or his paws into GB's butt during comic relief moments.
* The manga ''[[Corpse Party|Corpse Party: Musume]]'' plays this for horror. The first victim, Miyu Shinohara, is bound by a tentacle monster and then tortured by being forcibly penetrated by multiple tentacles.
* One of the main characters of the one-shot manga ''Majo-san To Issho'' is a boy [[Wholesome Crossdresser|who looks and dresses like a girl]]. While trying to protect his [[Hot Witch]] companion one night, he gets ensnared by a tentacle monster. The monster is excited because it thinks it's got a woman, but after realizing otherwise attacks the poor boy this way instead.
== Comic Books ==
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* [[Deadpool]] has [[Hammerspace]]-like abilities which he once explained as "involving an awful lot of lubricant".
* In the first phase of ''[[Zenith]]'', {{spoiler|the final battle with the [[Eldritch Abomination]] villain takes place inside it's colon. Though, thanks to [[Bizarre Alien Biology]] it quickly becomes a field of mouths and eyes.}}
* In ''[[The Sandman]]'', Loki tells the Puck about a prank he once played on the "[[Dumb Muscle|not very bright]]" Thor. Disguised as a doctor, he convinces Thor that he's pregnant and tells him to lie face down and wait for him to deliver the baby. Loki then feeds him a gallon of castor oil and sticks a cork up his butt, then goes off to sleep with Thor's wife. Eight days later, Thor is still lying there waiting when Ratatosk, the squirrel of the [[World Tree]], comes by and, curious, pulls the cork out, releasing eight days' worth of backed-up feces. Thor picks up the stunned Ratatosk, embraces him, and says "You're ugly, you're hairy, and you're covered in shit. But [[Too Dumb to Live|you're mine, and I love you]]!"
** Oh, no. Thor, [[Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy|I think I ate your chocolate squirrel]].
* A short but full-color ''[[Judge Dredd]]'' story introduces The Great Arsoli, whose act involves pulling ever larger things from his nether regions. The last is his lovely, smiling assistant. Dredd arrests him for not declaring those items through customs.
* A rather nasty Ass Shove occurs in ''[[Preacher (Comic Book)|Preacher]]''
* Something similar occurs in ''[[Sin City|Sin City - The Big Fat Kill]]''. Miho apparently shoves her katana up a merc's ass. We see the hilt behind him and the tip protruding from his face. Considering the angle, that's exactly what happened. In the same story, Jackie-Boy slips and falls on Miho's swastika shuriken and it gets stuck in his backside.
{{quote|'''Jackie-Boy:''' DON'T NOBODY LAUGH! THIS ISN'T FUNNY!}}
* Implied in a two-part story in ''Spider-Man's Tangled Web'' featuring [[Evil Albino|Tombstone]] as a [[Villain Protagonist]]. While in prison, he recruits small-time super-villains Hyno Hustler, Rocket Racer, and Big Ben to work for him, and in an early part of one issue asks what they've managed to "hold onto". Racer says he has some vaseline, and Tombstone says that "might be useful". Later, after Tombstone is beaten up by a corrupt corrections officer working for the Kangaroo, he manages to smuggle a knife into his cell. When Racer asks where he got it, Tombstone says, "Hid it. Told you the vaseline would be useful." A career criminal like Tombstone would probably be good at a trick like this, which Real Life convicts can and do manage on occasion.
== Fan Works ==
* This trope is exploited by [[Ranma ½|Ranma]] in the fanfic ''[[Smartarse ½]]''. Ranma beats up Kunô for the first time, then writes "At least it can't possibly get any worse" on his forehead. When Kunô reads the phrase out loud, a [[Battleaxe Nurse]] walks in while putting on a rubber glove and orders Kunô to bend over. [[Big No|Much screaming occurs]].
* ''[[Sailor Moon Abridged]]'': ''All'' the cool devices Luna produces for the cast come right out of her butt.
* ''[[I'm a Marvel...
{{quote|'''Superman:''' Easy, Logan. I've gotcha.
'''Wolverine:''' [[Superman (film)|You've got me, huh]]? Guess who's got you? }}
* In Chapter 114 of ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2565609/1/ Odd Ideas]'' by Rorschach's Blot, ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2565609/114/Odd_Ideas Tales From The Hogwarts Hospital Wing]'', most of the maladies Madame Pomfrey treats are the result of something sexual. Most notably, Draco keeps "falling" on long, vaguely cylindrical objects, or in one instance, twenty golf balls, that go up his rectum and become lodged in his colon. In another of his works [[Peggy Sue|drunk!]][
* For a while in ''[[Dr. Jackson's Diary]]'', there's an on-base betting pool over who makes the pleasured moans during rectal exams. {{spoiler|It's Major Davis.}}
* In the ''[[Harry Potter]]/[[Sailor Moon]]/[[Ranma ½]]'' crossover fic ''[[The Girl Who Loved]]'', this is Harry's immediate suspicion when Usagi pulls out the Kaleidomoon Scope while naked in the bath. He doesn't want to know where it came from, and makes a mental note to [[The Nose Knows|sniff it]] the next time Usagi hands it to him.
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* [[Older Than Print]]: Chaucer's "The Miller's Tale" in ''[[The Canterbury Tales]]'' features this.
* From [[Terry Pratchett]]'s ''[[Discworld]]'':
** In ''[[
{{quote|"Er... I think I've got an ointment that might be--"
"Will it help with the apple?" the man demanded.
"It shoved an apple in his mouth?"
"Wrong!" }}
** In ''[[
** Vimes threatened a comparable punishment for any assassin caught carrying a spring-gonne within Anhk-Morpork city limits. "Rest assured, I can find a short cut." This line makes more sense when you know that people have previously referred to a little place near Lancre where the sun doesn't shine (which, if you know your Disc geography, means the village of [[
** Don't forget the whole bit about the monkey's nut
** Self-inflicted by a drop bear in ''[[
* Edward Whittemore's ''Quin's Shanghai Circus'' is full of this.
* In the Brazilian novel ''O Homem Que Matou Getúlio Vargas'' (released in English as ''Twelve Fingers''), Henry Maturin of ''Papillon'' had a way to leave prison with important stuff such as money: fill up a bamboo with it and shove it up there. The protagonist gets afraid of doing this to himself, so Maturin decides to "carry it" for him ("where one fits, two can!").
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== Newspaper Comics ==
* One ''[[Dilbert]]'' comic strip has Dilbert opening a software package, and by doing so agrees to a full-body cavity search at any time. Enter a woman with the [[Glove Snap]].
== Oral Tradition ==
* ''[[Jack the Giant Killer]]''; Jack kills at least one giant using his sword this way - the legend is known for having quite a lot of gore.
== Pro Wrestling ==
* [[World Wrestling Entertainment|WWE]] has twice done skits involving a colonoscopy—both with the same "You have your head up your ass!" punchline and both [[Wrestlecrap|Gooker]] winners. And the second came days after a commentator had [[Too Soon|actually had one!]]
* One of [[Dwayne Johnson|The Rock]]'s [[Catch Phrase]]s.
{{quote|"Take [this/that] [noun], shine it up real nice, turn that sumbitch sideways and shove it straight up your candy ass!"}}
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* Dildos.
** Perhaps we need to be more specific about the definition of "toy"...
* Combining Mr. Potato Head and Dildos, there's [https://web.archive.org/web/20130331095811/http://www.clubthings.com/product1308.html Mr. Dick Head] (link SFW, product possibly NSFW).
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* In ''[[Leisure Suit Larry]] 5'', Patti has a [[Tracking Device]] implanted in her pussy.
* Benkiman has the kancho as one of his signature grabs in the ''Kinnikuman: Muscle Grand Prix series'' and the ''[[Kinnikuman: Muscle Fight]]'' series.
* Faust's Shigekiteki Zetsumei Ken overdrive in ''[[Guilty Gear|Guilty Gear X/XX]]'' ends with Faust shoving his scalpel up his opponent's butt. Later games replace it with a kancho that elicits comedic reactions of either pain or erotic pleasure from the recipient.
== Web Comics ==
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** [http://www.philstar.com/Article.aspx?articleid=62107 What about the guy who had a canister of perfume shoved up his ass?]{{Dead link}}
** [http://www.well.com/~cynsa/newbutt.html Some classic ones]. Not very NSFW or [[Squick]]y, it's just X-ray images. But many of those are fake.
** There is a safer way to perform an ass-shove with an object in the case this is your [[Fetish Fuel]]: the buttplug. Essentially it's a toy that works, well, exactly like its name says: rather then getting stuck in a manner that a medical intervention is necessary, a buttplug has a flat flange that sits neatly around the anus, with the rectal muscles providing the rest of the plugging force. Various versions exist, some being purely for plug play, others being intricately decorated and meant to be worn out as ass jewelry. For completely [[Safe, Sane, and Consensual]] use, sexologists advise some sort of lubrication to avoid rectal prolapse.
* Suppositories; these drugs are inserted into the rectum/vagina and dissolve over time while the highly absorbent walls of the cavity take the chemicals into the bloodstream. They're mostly used in cases where an orally-administered drug would take too long to get to the small intestine.
* Real life intelligence agencies have gadgets (or containers for them) that are specifically made to hide in the rectum.
* The Soviet Union designed [http://www.gizmag.com/go/1914/ a rectal pistol] for spies and assassins. After the infamous ''[[Doctor Who]]'' episode "Bad Wolf" this has led to some jokes in rare gun collecting circles about people using "the Harkness harness" when referring to attempts to find examples of this weapon. As so few were made it's a really [[Rare Guns|rare piece]]... cue jokes about how hard it is to find...
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* The Saxon king Edmund II [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbeozXrw4E4 died] when a Viking stabbed him up the arse while Edmund was using the toilet. [[Incredibly Lame Pun|What a shitty way to kill someone.]]
* A news story in around 2004-2005 about someone emulating the Jackass films. The guy tried putting a firecracker in his rectum...resulting in second degree burns and a cracked pelvis.
* In the 2004 World Rally Championship, Finnish rally driver Marcus Gronholm describes how his co-driver Timo Rautiainen ended up with a steel rod [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKJJop740vw shoved up his butthole] in graphic detail.
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