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• Squeaky Fromme and Sarah Jane Moore's attempt to assassinate Gerald Ford. Key word here being "attempt".
• Ditto for Hinckley's attempt to kill Ronald Reagan. This Troper's parents claim this was also Ronald Reagan's answer to Jimmy Carter in the debates.

Reagan: There you go again. There you go again.

• • All of Reagan's responses in the play are from actual quotes.

Sorry, Nancy. I forgot to duck.

I hope that surgeon's a Republican.

Where'd that kid learn to shoot, the Russian army?

• Byck's rant at Leonard Bernstein and Nixon through a tape recorder.

"DIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCKKK! How ya doin', babe?"

• Artie Bremer's only line.

It was a bum rap! My penis made me do it!