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{{quote|''[[Hello|Welcome to]] ''[[Atop the Fourth Wall]]''[[Kill It with Fire|, where bad comics burn.]]
[[The Host|Linkara's]] gonna teach you all a lesson you won't learn.
[[Who Is This Guy Again?|Brodsky—]] You're not the smartest
[[Rob Liefeld|Liefeld--]] [[Off-Model|You're not an artist]]
[[Acceptable Targets|Anyone who's had a bad comic published—]] [[You Can Run but You Can't Hide|It could be your turn]]
[[Say My Name|LINKARA!]] [[Catch Phrase|HE IS A MAN! *PUNCH*!]] [[Nice Hat|Wears a]] [[Fedora of Asskicking|purdy hat]]
[[Atop the Fourth Wall|LINKARA!]] [[Cool Gun|He has a magic gun...]] [[Where Does He Get All Those Wonderful Toys?|Where'd he purchase that?]]<ref>Seriously, where did he? [[Artifact of Doom|We need to know where to stay away from.]]</ref
[[Atop the Fourth Wall|LINKARA!]] [[Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot|Coins, robots, Amazons, and trucks.]]
[[Atop the Fourth Wall|LINKARA!]] [[Punctuated! For! Emphasis!|This! Comic! SUCKS!]]
[[This Is Gonna Suck|Linkara sits down nonetheless,]] [[Determinator|and forces himself through it.]]
[[So Bad It's Horrible/Comics|A]] poorly-written, [[Off-Model|ugly mess,]] [[I Did What I Had to Do|but someone's gotta do it.]]
And it's right about time he did;
[[Adaptation Decay|They made]] ''[[Watchmen (film)|Watchmen]]'' [[They Changed It, Now It Sucks|without the]] [[Starfish Alien|slimy squid!]]
[[Author Filibuster|And he'll have you know]] [[Rock Bottom|that that's pretty low,]]
[[Everyone Has Standards|but not quite like]] [[Dark Age|the standards of]] [[The Nineties|the 90s]] [[Tagalong Kid|Kid.]]
[[Incendiary Exponent|Setting ablaze]] [[Crisis Crossover|crossovers,]] [[Very Special Episode|one-shots,]] [[And the Rest|and]] [[Red Skies Crossover|tie-ins,]]
[[Atop the Fourth Wall|Linkara]] [[This Is Reality|stands in reality-defiance]]
[[Title Drop|Atop the fourth wall]][[Evil Overlooker|, looking down on us all.]]
[[You Cloned Hitler|"Of course! Don't you know anything about science?"]]
[[What Could Have Been|There would be better books on his show,]]
[[Take That|but]] [[Joe Quesada|Quesada]] [[Cosmic Retcon|sold them to]] [[One More Day|Mephisto,]]
[[Now It's My Turn|and now there's nothing left to do]]
[[Bile Fascination|but share the scrapings at the bottom of the barrel with you.]]
[[Say My Name|LINKARA!]] [[Catch Phrase|HE IS A MAN! *PUNCH*!]] [[Arm Cannon|What's that on his arm?]]
[[Atop the Fourth Wall|LINKARA!]] [[Continuity Snarl|Can't seem to fix the Continuity Alarm.]]
[[Atop the Fourth Wall|LINKARA!]] [[The New Rock and Roll|Rock and roll,]] [[The Spoony Experiment|Insano,]] [[Drop-In Character|some feller in a tux.]]
[[Atop the Fourth Wall|LINKARA!]] [[Punctuated! For! Emphasis!|This! Comic! SUCKS!]]
[[All Blue Entry|LINKARA!]]''<ref>[[Brick Joke|The answer? It's been "Powered By a Forsaken Child]]!"</ref> '''Vincent E.L'''<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poI5dBNien0 Gunslinger Theme, full version]</ref>}}
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'''Linkara:''' So let's dig into ''Daredevil'' #305. (...) Harvey Finevoice, I want that information and I want it now!
'''Finevoice:''' Yap, yap, yap, that's all your type ever do. Here. Take it (handing a note), with my blessing.
'''Linkara:''' (reading) [[The Angry Joe Show|Angry Joe]] is walking right into a trap!
'''Angry Joe:''' It's Linkara. He's in big trouble. [[Large Ham|Assemble the army!]] He's gonna need all the help he can get.
'''Linkara:''' Oh my god! [[Shout-Out|TV Tropes]] used one of my quotes!
'''Benzaie:''' This can't be right... it says I'm not French. They say I'm African-American.
'''Linkara:''' Get this, [[Marz Gurl]], this time I'M breaking up with YOU!!
'''MarzGurl:''' Huh. Whatever, I got [[Arcade Gamer Fubuki|passion panties]], [[This Is for Emphasis, Bitch|bitch!]]
'''Linkara''': Tell me [[Watchmen (film)|Rorschach]], is Benzaie truly made of French toast?
'''Rorschach:''' No.
'''Linkara:''' There's a conspiracy behind all this. Could [[The Spoony Experiment|Dr. Insano]] be doing all this?
'''Insano:''' Nurse!? If you've taken the last Red Bull I will have you DESTROYED!
'''Linkara:''' Look, I know what Joe is up against. I need his help!
'''Angry Joe:''' Angry Joe Army, we've gathered here today to help a dear friend: Linkara! No-one can stop our combined forces! Prepare yourselves! ...Oh my god! What the hell... ''is'' that?
'''Linkara:''' It's '''''Neutro'''''!
'''Angry Joe:''' Attack!
'''[[The Nostalgia Chick]]:''' Alright, so you've found my secret identity. (Ties her hair) That's right. [[Paper-Thin Disguise|I'm the Nostalgia Chick]]!
'''Linkara:''' [[Angrish|But...but how did you... what the... but... with the bowtie and the... what... how are you...?]] WHAT!? (...) [[Richard II|Cry woe, destruction and decay, the worst is death. And death will have his day.]] (...) I should have known, it was ''you'' who was the secret manipulator behind it all: beeeaaaar!
'''Narrator:''' And now, the conclusion.|"''Daredevil'' #306" review}}
{{quote|'''Harvey Finevoice:''' ''(bored)'' Okay, [["Previously On..."]] ''Atop the Fourth Wall''...
'''[[The Nostalgia Critic|Nostalgia Critic]]:''' My god, it was you all along.
'''[[Bum Reviews|Chester A Bum]]:''' Yes, I [[Verbal Tic|hijackeded]] all the nuclear weapons of the world. And now, I have them at my ''disposal''. <!-- hijackeded [sic] --
'''Nostalgia Critic:''' But why? Why did you do it?
'''Chester A. Bum:''' Oh... I'm just a bum. A bum who wants to take over the world. ([[Evil Laugh|laughs maniacally]])
'''Nostalgia Critic:''' ''(interrupting)'' Y'know, that's not an everyday occurrence.
'''Chester A. Bum:''' ''(stops laughing)'' ...what?
'''Linkara:''' Damn you, Phantasm, we just ''had'' a 'previously on' segment a few weeks ago! ''Why'' are we doing '''another one'''?
'''Nostalgia Critic:''' Well, you say, you know, "just a bum who wants to take over the world"? Y'know, it's not, like, hey, that's ''just'' a paperboy, there's a ton of those. No no no. That's very, very rare.
'''Chester A. Bum:''' What do you mean?
'''Nostalgia Critic:''' Like, hey! I'm a psychotic transvestite who likes to rub my feet in butter, y'know? ''Just'' one of those?
'''Chester A. Bum:''' ''(talking over the Critic)'' You know I don't think that, totally uncommon, that's kind of the idea actually, that it was, irony? You know, I don't exactly know if you know what that is, but, straightforward to you...?
'''Nostalgia Critic:''' ''(talking over Chester)'' ...Like a million of those walking down the street. Hey, another transvestite who kills people that likes tor rub feet in butter, hey hey, that one's name is Bob.
'''Chester A. Bum:''' Oh '''shut up and look at this'''!
'''Linkara:''' [[Countdown to Final Crisis|Countdown]] [[Star Trek (film)|is danger and disease wrapped in darkness and silence]].
'''Dr. Insano:''' [[Foreshadowing|He's coming for you, Linkara!]] He's ''coming for '''you'''''! ''(laughs maniacally, then falls over)''
'''Nostalgia Critic:''' What's that?
'''Chester A. Bum:''' This is the remote control that will let me blow up ''any'' missile in the world!
'''Nostalgia Critic:''' You're mad!
'''Chester A. Bum:''' Am I? Am I?
''[beat]''
'''Nostalgia Critic:''' ''Yes!'' Very mad.
'''Harvey Finevoice:''' I've been sitting here for hours. Why the hell hasn't anyone given me my paycheck? I got dames to smooch!
'''[[Bad Movie Beatdown|Film Brain]]:''' ''[[Equilibrium]]'' is '''brilliant''' and Wimmer is God!
'''Linkara:''' My god! Film Brian, they've gotten to you!
'''Film Brain:''' Hey, it's Film ''Brain''! ''([[Evil Laugh]])''
'''Chester A. Bum:''' Perhaps it is ''you'' who are mad?
'''Nostalgia Critic:''' Nnno, no, it's definitely you.
'''Chester A. Bum:''' You know what, you're just rude.
'''Nostalgia Critic:''' (talking over Chester) It's like, (gesturing) here's the sane people and here's you. You're over here and the sane people are over here? [incoherent]
'''Chester A. Bum:''' I mean, you're obnoxious! I just can't believe how annoying you are. And you're talking and talking and talking. And maybe you can do something nice contribute ''something'' to society...?
'''Linkara:''' You're not taking over my show, Continuity Alarm. You just stay back. '''Stay back'''!
'''Lee:''' The future... it's horrible, Linkara. Everybody went to see the ''[[Youngblood]]'' movie, and, and, we all got... the diseeeaaaase!
'''Chester A. Bum:''' What do you think of Hollywood?
'''Nostalgia Critic:''' Hollywood? Well, that's where all the great movies are made.
'''Chester A. Bum:''' Well, how would you feel if it just...disappeared?
''[Hollywood explodes]''
'''Nostalgia Critic:''' [[Big No|Noooooo!]]
'''Chester A. Bum:''' (cackles) And tell me, what you think about...Rome?
'''Nostalgia Critic:''' ''Rome?'' It's the birthplace of culture!
'''Chester A. Bum:''' Not anymore!
''[The Colosseum explodes, the Nostalgia screams and cries]''
'''Chester A. Bum:''' And tell me, what do you think of ''France''?
'''Nostalgia Critic:''' [[Acceptable Targets|...it's]] [[Throwaway Country|okay]].
'''Chester A. Bum:''' Gone!
''[The Eiffel Tower explodes; the Nostalgia Critic screams in even more pain]''
'''Harvey Finevoice:''' And now, the conclusion. ...I play all the Las Vegas rooms and this is the thanks I get for it.
'''Caption:''' And yet all of that still made more sense than ''Countdown''|''Countdown'' review Part 2}}
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{{quote|'''Linkara:''' You know, what is it about [[Ancient Egypt|Ancient Egyptian]] artifacts that they always seem to have magic powers? Think about it: [[Shazam|Black Adam]] got his powers from ''another'' mystical scarab, all the [[Mummy|mummies]] that pop up because of necklaces and jewels... Oh, and let's not forget about the artifact that makes you [[Yu-Gi-Oh!|want to play card games for the rest of your life]]. And to get through all this crap, you have to pass insurmountable odds in [[Indiana Jones]]-esque fashion, and more than one person would ''die'' along the way. It seems to me that Ancient Egypt was a freaking death trap! Screw archaeology! Ever think there was a '''reason''' this crap was buried?!
'''Disclaimer:''' Warning! The views of Linkara may not reflect the views of the producers of ''Atop the Fourth Wall''... which is actually Linkara so make of that what you will.|''[[Blue Beetle]]'' Tribute}}
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{{quote|'''Linkara (voiceover):''' [[Hell Is That Noise|There is a sound in my nightmares.]] It is a hiss, a screeching of notes that [[Grimmification|comes from a game that I played as a child.]] It is shrill and high-pitched, grating on your soul like nails upon a chalkboard. This was not the sound of any natural creature. This is an [[Eldritch Abomination|abomination]]; a [[Alliteration|perversion of the programmed perfection]] of the world. In other times and other places and in my book, they called it 'The Lost Beast'; but to me, it shall always have a different name...
'''Linkara:''' {{spoiler|Missing№}}.|Recap Reveal}}
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{{quote|{{spoiler|'''Missing№:'''}} Then welcome to my glory, [[Verbal Tic|hyuuumaaaan]]...
'''Linkara:''' Uhh, before [[Unfortunate Implications|I become one with your glory]], there is just one thing... a question.
{{spoiler|'''Missing№:'''}} You may speak.
'''Linkara:''' After I'm consumed by you, what're you going to do next?
{{spoiler|'''Missing№:'''}} I will spread throughout this universe until it and I are the same-till it and I are the same. From there, I shall do as I have always done: I shall travel from universe to universe and they shall become extensions of my being, simultaneously piece and whole. Every star, every cosmos, every dimension, all things living and dead shall become meee... No empty space, no limit, nothing existing except for me. Existence shall become solely defined by me because I ''am'' existence!
'''Linkara:''' Oh, [[And Then What?|and then what're you going to do?]]
{{spoiler|'''Missing№:'''}} [[Flat What|What.]]
'''Linkara:''' I was just curious what you intend to do after you finish your goal...
{{spoiler|'''Missing№:'''}}(confused) I... will exist. Everything will be me.
'''Linkara:''' Yes, yes we know that part, but what are you going to ''do''? You will exist, [[Sarcasm Mode|''neato!'']] What're you going to do to ''pass the time''? You will have absorbed -everything-, and I do mean ''everything''. You will not just be the only being in the universe, you will ''be'' the universe! So... whaddaya gonna do -as- the universe? Will you ''create'' things? Well I suppose you wouldn't because creating something would mean it was different from you, and you'd just -reabsorb- it back in anyways... So again, I ask: what are you going to do once you've completed your goal?
{{spoiler|'''Missing№:'''}} Existence is... existence is... important part...
'''Linkara:''' Yes, but why do you ''want'' that goal?
{{spoiler|'''Missing№:'''}} Everything should... and must... be me... everything should and must be me.
'''Linkara:''' ''And when everything is you, what are you going to do next!? What is your purpose once your purpose has been fulfilled?! What will be your meaning when you have made the ultimate achievement?! Is 'existing' just an end it itself? Well that can't be it because you're already existing, and therefore already fulfilling that part of it!'' }}
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{{quote|'''Linkara:''' "So go ahead and create your kingdom of the Never-Should! Let the Glitch be everything, the distortion the reality! Become everything there is down to the ''tiniest'' particle until you are ''literally existence itself''! In the end, you'll still have the same damned problem: that's there is no ''challenge'' left- No Heaven to aspire to, and no Hell to avoid. You will live forever, ''alone'' as everything, and ''existence itself'' shall be your prison! All experiences will be a part of you; all possibilities will have been considered and ''completed''. ''Every'' life-form, ''every'' molecule, every single Should and Never-Should and it will have all been ''done.'' Everything will be you, and everything will be ''meaningless''. And when you ''do'' become existence -- when the definition of existence equals ''{{spoiler|Missing№}}'' -- you will scream your shrill hiss and let it vibrate along the totality of your being, When the ''lie'' of your existence is laid bare, because there is simply '''nothing else for you to do!'''
{{spoiler|'''Missing№:'''}} You are... confusing me... [[That Liar Lies|You are attempting a deception!]]
'''Linkara:''' ''Me?'' Deceive an ''Outer God''? I sincerely doubt that.
{{spoiler|'''Missing№:'''}} You-you... I must continue! You-you... shall become-
'''Both:''' A part of me/you!
'''Linkara:''' Yeah, yeah, yeah except it doesn't ''matter''! In the end, you'll still be there; alone in the darkness of mere being- '''forever!''' What it all boils down to is that you are no more significant than a single pixel on a screen-
{{spoiler|'''Missing№:'''}} '''SILENCE!''' (Linkara is thrown to the floor by a glitch blast)
{{spoiler|'''Missing№:'''}} (begins pacing the room) [[Madness Mantra|Existence is purpose, but purpose defines existence, but existence defines purpose, but purpose defines existence...]] If purpose is not solution, then examine what cannot be known through existence then examine what cannot be known through existence then examine- Solution to equation... non-existence?
'''Linkara:''' You're an Outer God, yes?
{{spoiler|'''Missing№:'''}} Correct.
'''Linkara:''' You are beyond good and evil; a being more complex and grand and terrible than anything that ever has existed or ever will exist...
{{spoiler|'''Missing№:'''}} Ye-yes-es-yeess...
'''Linkara:''' Then... I submit a question to you, Outer God. A possibility to explore.
{{spoiler|'''Missing№:'''}} Declare it.
'''Linkara:''' What happens to an Outer God when it dies?
{{spoiler|'''Missing№:'''}} *[[Slasher Smile]]* I will find out... }}
{{quote|'''Narrator:''' [["Previously On..."]] 'Atop the Forth Wall'...
'''Masterthecreator:''' [''[[Spot of Tea|holding a teacup]]''] "Greetings. I am Master the Creator, title card artist for 'Atop the Forth Wall'. I've assembled you all here so we can stop the menace known as... {{smallcaps| Andrew Dickman!}} If we do not stop Andrew Dickman, he will take over the title-card duties of every Channel Awesome producer, putting us all out of work; and then... [[Take Over the World|take over the world!]]"
'''Andrew Dickman:''' [''Childish Giggling'']
'''Masterthecreator:''' [''With a new teacup''] "You, other-title-card-artists, are our only hope! Kitsune twenty twenty-two, who does [[Obscurus Lupa]]'s title cards..."
'''Kitsune2022:''' I warned you all about Andrew Dickman, but nooo, nobody believes me! [''sigh''] He's already got her 'Manic Episodes' cards; soon he'll have the whole show."
'''Masterthecreator:''' [''Yet another teacup''] "Ven Gethenian, title card artist for [[Brows Held High]]!"
'''Ven:''' "Oh god... why did I try to watch ''Trash Humpers'' alone?"
'''Masterthecreator:''' [''[[Running Gag|still yet another teacup]]''] "-and Krin, title-card artist for [[Todd in the Shadows]]..."
'''Krin:''' "You guys know Todd doesn't really have a face right?! The art is entirely accurate! That boy... [[Complete Monster|is a monster!]]
'''Masterthecreator:''' [''voiceover''] "Philbunny, [[Iron Liz]]'s title-card artist!"
'''Philbunny:''' [''As a rabbit puppet of himself''] "Uh, actually, I think you want the guy who's right next to me, but [[Self-Deprecation|I'm a lot better-looking]], so I'm gonna go ahead and represent him."
'''Masterthecreator:''' [''Still hasn't run out of new teacups''] "Marobot, title-card artist for [[The Nostalgia Critic]]!
'''Marobot:''' [''on the phone''] "For the last time, no Linkara, I don't have time to make a new section of Comicron 1 for you... no, I frankly don't care if you don't have a different-looking hallway for your storyline..."
'''Masterthecreator:''' "-and finally, Vincent E.L.!"
'''Vincent:''' [''[[Driven to Suicide|with a gun to his own head]]''] "What? ''Me''?! Wow... [[Rescued from the Scrappy Heap|Things are finally coming up Vincent!]]" [''Leaps up, starts singing''] "After all these years, and all this hard work, I've finally-" [''[[Record Needle Scratch|Needle Scratch]]''] "Wait; I'm not a title card artist, I made the Atop the Forth Wall theme song."
'''Masterthecreator:''' "Oh? Oh well then we don't care about you." [''gestures dismissively'']
'''Vincent:''' "Wait, I-" [''cut off'']
'''Masterthecreator:''' "Now then, let's get to the first order of business, shall we?"
'''Andrew Dickman:''' "Ah, if it isn't my predecessors... how nice of you to all gather at once."
'''Kitsune2022:''' "[[Call Back|We meet again]], Art-Skank!"
'''Krin:''' "You're not gonna get away with this, Dickman! We will fight you... [[What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?|with art!]] [[Buffy-Speak|Art-art-art! Art!]]
'''Andrew Dickman:''' You're already too late; I've signed to do [[The Spoony Experiment|Spoony's]] title cards! Nothing can stop me! [''[[Evil Laugh]], dissolves into wheezing and hacking coughs''] "Oh god..."
'''Philbunny:''' Wait, how'd did he get Spoony's-"
[''Dr. Insano appears, carrying Son of Insano'']
'''Philbunny:''' [''gasp''] Doctor Holocaust!
'''Insano:''' "Yes, it is I, Dr. Hol- Wait what? No!"
'''Philbunny:''' "Oh, uh... sorry, uh- Doctor Horrible!"
'''Insano:''' [[Angrish|I-ju-yo...]] I'm not either of those, [[You Fool!]]
'''Philbunny:''' [''half-hearted''] [[Doctor Steel]] ?
'''Insano:''' Really? Do I sound like I can sing as good as him?
'''Ven:''' Doctor Sleepless!
'''Insano:''' Okay, I guess we'll go with that one, but Yes! As soon as my mind-slave Andrew Dickman takes over the scribbles of all your internet series, I shall rule the world! [''Maniacal Laughter'']
'''Marobot:''' What? No, no I don't want to talk to Snowflame... No-no don't put on Sn- [''sigh''] Hello Snowflame... yes, I know you like cocaine... who doesn't?"
'''Narrator:''' And now, the conclusion...|'''-- Mr. T #2 Review'''}}
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