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{{quote| '''Remer:''' You think Jenna's got the hots for ''you?'' Shit, Squeak has a better shot at it than you do!<br />
{{quote|'''Remer:''' You think Jenna's got the hots for ''you?'' Shit, Squeak has a better shot at it than you do!
'''Squeak:''' You think?<br />
'''Squeak:''' You think?
'''Coop:''' That's low, you son of a bitch.<br />
'''Coop:''' That's low, you son of a bitch.
'''Squeak:''' Why is that low? }}
'''Squeak:''' Why is that low? }}
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{{quote| '''Remer:''' That's easy for you to say! You got the team, we got jack-shit! Even Squeak is pissed off!<br />
{{quote|'''Remer:''' That's easy for you to say! You got the team, we got jack-shit! Even Squeak is pissed off!
'''Squeak:''' I don't really mind-<br />
'''Squeak:''' I don't really mind-
'''Remer:''' [[Big "Shut Up!"|SHUT UP, BITCH!!]] }}
'''Remer:''' [[Big "Shut Up!"|SHUT UP, BITCH!!]] }}
* Coop and Remer's psych-outs, which run the gamut from [[Dead Baby Comedy|gleefully offensive]] to [[Nausea Fuel]] to [[Bloody Hilarious]].
* Coop and Remer's psych-outs, which run the gamut from [[Dead Baby Comedy|gleefully offensive]] to [[Nausea Fuel]] to [[Bloody Hilarious]].
* Joey's last wish.
* Joey's last wish.
{{quote| '''Jenna:''' Come on, Joey. Search your heart. What's the one thing you want more than anything else in the world?<br />
{{quote|'''Jenna:''' Come on, Joey. Search your heart. What's the one thing you want more than anything else in the world?
'''Joey:''' .....Chelsea Clinton?<br />
'''Joey:''' .....Chelsea Clinton?
'''Coop:''' That's a pretty tall order, dude.<br />
'''Coop:''' That's a pretty tall order, dude.
'''Remer:''' You'd have a better shot at [[Bill Clinton|Bill]]. }}
'''Remer:''' You'd have a better shot at [[Bill Clinton|Bill]]. }}
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{{quote| '''Cain:''' Do you think Shaq got rich playing in Orlando? Hardly. He made his fortune moving to L.A. You know how much he makes now?<br />
{{quote|'''Cain:''' Do you think Shaq got rich playing in Orlando? Hardly. He made his fortune moving to L.A. You know how much he makes now?
'''Remer:''' As much as he made playing in college?<br />
'''Remer:''' As much as he made playing in college?
'''Cain:''' What? No, a lot more! Big money, and you can too.<br />
'''Cain:''' What? No, a lot more! Big money, and you can too.
'''Remer:''' Would I have to quit baseketball?<br />
'''Remer:''' Would I have to quit baseketball?
'''Cain:''' What!? No! I need you to get Coop to go along!<br />
'''Cain:''' What!? No! I need you to get Coop to go along!
'''Remer:''' He had to quit baseketball too!?<br />
'''Remer:''' He had to quit baseketball too!?
'''Cain:''' ''(makes a face of disbelief and walks away with a headache)'' ...Ungh.<br />
'''Cain:''' ''(makes a face of disbelief and walks away with a headache)'' ...Ungh.
'''Remer:''' Did I just fart?<br />
'''Remer:''' Did I just fart?
'''Cain:''' ''(holding his head together)'' AAAAAAAHHH!!!<br />
'''Cain:''' ''(holding his head together)'' AAAAAAAHHH!!!
'''Remer:''' All right, dude, listen to me carefully. Do you think Shaq got rich playing in Orlando?<br />
'''Remer:''' All right, dude, listen to me carefully. Do you think Shaq got rich playing in Orlando?
'''Coop:''' No, he got rich playing in college. Everyone knows that.<br />
'''Coop:''' No, he got rich playing in college. Everyone knows that.
'''Yvette:''' ''(taken a burned autograph Ty Cobb bat out of the fireplace)'' Baxter, who's Ty Cobb?<br />
'''Yvette:''' ''(taken a burned autograph Ty Cobb bat out of the fireplace)'' Baxter, who's Ty Cobb?
'''Cain:''' Oh my God...<br />
'''Cain:''' Oh my God...
'''Yvette:''' Did I just fart?<br />
'''Yvette:''' Did I just fart?
'''Cain:''' ''(gets a headache again)'' OGH!! }}
'''Cain:''' ''(gets a headache again)'' OGH!! }}


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Latest revision as of 20:38, 12 May 2018


  • This dialogue:

Remer: You think Jenna's got the hots for you? Shit, Squeak has a better shot at it than you do!
Squeak: You think?
Coop: That's low, you son of a bitch.
Squeak: Why is that low?

Remer: That's easy for you to say! You got the team, we got jack-shit! Even Squeak is pissed off!
Squeak: I don't really mind-
Remer: SHUT UP, BITCH!!

Jenna: Come on, Joey. Search your heart. What's the one thing you want more than anything else in the world?
Joey: .....Chelsea Clinton?
Coop: That's a pretty tall order, dude.
Remer: You'd have a better shot at Bill.

Cain: Do you think Shaq got rich playing in Orlando? Hardly. He made his fortune moving to L.A. You know how much he makes now?
Remer: As much as he made playing in college?
Cain: What? No, a lot more! Big money, and you can too.
Remer: Would I have to quit baseketball?
Cain: What!? No! I need you to get Coop to go along!
Remer: He had to quit baseketball too!?
Cain: (makes a face of disbelief and walks away with a headache) ...Ungh.
Remer: Did I just fart?
Cain: (holding his head together) AAAAAAAHHH!!!
Remer: All right, dude, listen to me carefully. Do you think Shaq got rich playing in Orlando?
Coop: No, he got rich playing in college. Everyone knows that.
Yvette: (taken a burned autograph Ty Cobb bat out of the fireplace) Baxter, who's Ty Cobb?
Cain: Oh my God...
Yvette: Did I just fart?
Cain: (gets a headache again) OGH!!

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