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== Anime & Manga ==
{{quote|Everthing from my neck up is all I need to defeat you.|Uvogin|[[Hunter X Hunter]]}}
{{quote|I do not lose!|Saitama|[[One-Punch Man]]}}
== Doctor Who ==
{{quote|Don't play games with me! You just killed someone I like, that is not a safe place to stand. I'm the Doctor and you're in the biggest library in the Universe. Look me up.
|'''The Tenth Doctor''', ''[[Doctor Who]]'', "Forest of the Dead"}}
{{quote|Oh, you're not the first lot to have come here. Oh, there have been so many. [Hologramatic slideshow of various monsters] And what you've got to ask is, what happened to them? [Hologram of all the previous Doctors kicking the collective arses of every alien to mess with Earth, ever, comes up while utterly awesome music plays. It gets to the Tenth, and the Eleventh walks through, having just finished picking out his new clothes] Hello. I'm the Doctor. Basically... Run.
|'''The Eleventh Doctor''', ''[[Doctor Who]]'', "The Eleventh Hour"}}
{{quote|"HELLLOOO STONEHENGE! Who takes the [[Sealed Evil in a Can|Pandorica]]...takes the universe! But bad news everyone...'cause guess who! [[The Reveal|HA!]] Listen, you lot, you're all whizzing about, it's really very distracting, could you all stay still for a minute because [[Skyward Scream|I AM TALKING!]] (Every ship in the sky '''stops''') Now the question for the hour is: "Who's got the Pandorica?" Answer: I do. Next question: "Who's coming to take it from me?" [[Beat|(Beat)]] '''Come oooooon!''' Look at me! No plan, no backup, no weapons worth a damn! Oh, and something else: I don't have '''[[Punctuated! For! Emphasis!|ANYTHING! TO! LOSE!]]''' So if you're sitting up there in your silly little spaceship with all your silly - little - guns and you've got any plans on taking the Pandorica tonight, just remember [[Doctor Who|who's standing in your way!]] Remember '''[[Long Runner|every black day I ever stopped you]]''' and then, '''[[Chewing the Scenery|AAAAAND THEEEN]]''', do the smart thing....let somebody else try ''first''."
''(The spaceships fall back. Beat.)''
That'll keep 'em squabbling for half an hour. ''Romans''.
|'''The Eleventh Doctor''' to an army of spaceships filled with his entire [[Rogues Gallery]], ''[[Doctor Who]]'', "The Pandorica Opens"}}
{{quote|'''Cybermen:''' Daleks be warned, you have declared war upon the Cybermen.
'''Daleks:''' [[Curb Stomp Battle|This is not war, this is pest control!]]
'''Cybermen:''' We have five million cybermen. How many are you?
'''Daleks:''' Four.
'''Cybermen:''' You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks?
'''Daleks:''' We would destroy the Cybermen [[One-Man Army|with one Dalek!]] You are superior in only one respect!
'''Cybermen:''' What is that?
'''Daleks:''' You are better at dying! RAISE COMMUNICATION BARRIER!!!
|The day the Cybermen and Daleks finally meet one another, ''[[Doctor Who]]'', "Doomsday"}}
== Warhammer 40,000 ==
{{quote|You accuse me of being a madman. What right have you to judge what is sane and what is not?
I have fought with the shadows on the edge of your vision.
I have seen the faces that laugh at you in your nightmares.
I have smelt the foetid breath that issues from the mouth of hell itself.
I have heard the silent voices that make your spine tingle with dread.
I have entered the realms between worlds where there is no time or place.
I have clashed with creatures the sight of which would sear your soul to the core.
I have bested horrors that chill with a gaze and tempt unreasoning terror.
I have faced death eye to eye and blade to blade.
I have stared into the eyes of insanity and met their all-consuming stare.
I have done all of this for you, for your protection, and the guarantee of a future for mankind.
And yet you accuse me of being a madman, you who have never had your sanity tested so sorely.
What right have you to call me a heretic and a blasphemer, who have not heard the whisper of dark gods in your ear?
You are weak. Vulnerable. Human in your frailty. I am strong and yet still you judge me.
And yet you still judge me for my sins, you who art most sinful to the heart?
Only the insane have strength enough to prosper; only those that prosper truly judge what is sane.
|'''Inquisitor Lichenstein''', ''[[Warhammer 40,000]]'' }}
{{quote|His word was the roar of thunder.
His glance was the look of the eagle.
His might was the strength of the kraken.
His guile was the cunning of the wulfen.
His temper was the death of men.
|'''From the saga of Voltar''', ''[[Warhammer 40,000]]''}}
{{quote|I’z smashed ‘umies an’ panzies an’ birdboyz an’ dogfaces; I’z gonna smash anyfing wot gets in my way, an’ take wotz left. I iz da biggest, ‘ardest boss in all da ‘Spanse, da biggest Kaptin ov Undred-Undred Teef, and nuffin kan stop me!
|'''Morgaash Kulgraz''', Warlord of Undred-Undred Teef, Kaptin of Da Wurldbreaka - ''[[Warhammer 40,000]]''}}
{{quote|[[Is This Thing On?|Oy, iz dis thing on?!]] Yeah, dis here is a message for da' grayskin bosses and their kroot. If'n you're gettin' any pictures wiff this thing, you can see what we done to your kroot over there. They's all dead and [[Battle Trophy|making for nice decorations on me new boss-hut]]. If'n you're not getting da pictures, just take one of da kroot near you an' rip 'em in half. It's like that. Dis here is Warboss Hedkrakka and it wuz me and me boyz that did this to yer kroot. [[All Your Base Are Belong to Us|Dis here is Hedkrakka's land now]] and we'z all coming to see you'z next! I need some grayskins for me boss-hut!
|'''Warboss Hedkrakka''', ''[[Warhammer 40,000]]''}}
{{quote|I'm da hand of Gork and Mork, dey sent me to rouse up da boyz to crush and kill ‘cos da boyz forgot what dere ‘ere for. I woz one of da boyz till da godz smashed me in da ‘ead an’ I ‘membered dat Orks is meant to conquer and make slaves of everyfing they don’t kill.
I’m da profit of da Waaagh an’ whole worlds burn in my boot prints. On Armour-Geddem, I led da boyz through da fire deserts and smashed da humies’ metal cities to scrap. I fought Yarik, old one-eye at Tarturus, an’ he fought good but we smashed iz city too.
I’m death to anyfing dat walks or crawls, where I go nothin’ stands in my way. We crushed da stunties on Golgotha, an’ we caught old one-eye when da speed freeks blew da humies’ big tanks ta bits. I let ‘im go [[Worthy Opponent|‘cause good enemies iz ‘ard to find]], an Orks need enemies ta fight like they need meat ta eat an’ grog ta drink.
I iz more cunnin’ than a grot an’ more killy than a dread, da boyz dat follow me can’t be beat. On Pissenah we jumped da marine-boyz an’ our bosspoles was covered in da helmets we took from da dead ‘uns. We burned dere port an’ killed dere bosses an’ left nothin’ but ruins behind. I’m Warlord Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka an’ I speak wiv da word of da gods. We iz gonna stomp da ‘ooniverse flat an’ kill anyfing that fights back. We iz gonna do this coz’ we’re Orks an’ we was made ta fight an’ win!
| Graffiti on Warlord [[Humongous Mecha|Battle Titan]] wreckage, found by Dark Angels at Westerisle, Piscina IV, ''[[Warhammer 40,000]]'' }}
{{quote|Everything that happens, happens for a reason, little one. And that reason is me.
|'''The "Voice of Tzeentch"''', ''[[Warhammer 40,000]]''}}
{{quote|''I am doing all I can to assure both empires of Ymir's strict neutrality. It would be a nuisance if either attacked us and forced us to exterminate their species.''
|Alien negotiating with interstellar spy Dominic Flandry in [[Technic History]]}}
== Unsorted ==
{{quote|"This day will the Lord deliver thee into mine hand; and I will smite thee, and take thine head from thee; and I will give the carcasses of the host of the Philistines this day unto the fowls of the air, and to the wild beasts of the earth; that all the Earth may know that there is a God in Israel."
|'''David''', ''[[The Bible|1 Samuel 17:46]]''}}
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|'''Blake''', ''[[Glengarry Glen Ross]]''}}
{{quote|I can break a door down with one hand behind my back
I can crush a Grizzly til his bones begin to crack
I eat a dozen t-bones for my early morning snack
So imagine what I could do to you...
I can tear a telephone directory in two
Bending iron bars is something else that I can do
I always pick my teeth with the nearest billiard cue
So imagine what I could do to you...
I can knock a hole right through a solid concrete wall
I can pull a tree out by its roots, and that's not all
Now you know about me, you don't need a crystal ball
To tell you what I could do to you
I can crush a house brick with one movement of my hand
And laugh while I reduce it to a dusty heap of sand
I cut a splendid figure when I make my chest expand
So imagine what I could do to you!
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{{quote|'''Aldo Raine:''' We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the German won't not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the German will be sickened by us, and the German will talk about us, and the German will fear us. And when the German closes their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good?
'''The Basterds:''' YES, SIR!
|''[[Inglourious Basterds]]''}}
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|''[[Mass Effect]]''}}
{{quote|'''[[Eldritch Abomination|Harbinger]]:''' {{smallcaps|Human, you've changed nothing. Your species has the attention of those ''infinitely'' your greater. That which you know as 'Reapers' are your salvation through destruction.}}
(turns to the Collector General)
'''Harbinger:''' {{smallcaps|You have}} ''{{smallcaps|failed.}}'' {{smallcaps|We will find another way. [[Villain Override|Releasing control]].}}
|''[[Mass Effect 2]]''}}
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|'''Morningbright the Dragon''', ''[[Smax]]''}}
{{quote|Who am I? I am Susan Ivanova. Commander. Daughter of Andrei and Sophie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance, and the boot that is going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart! I am Death Incarnate, and the last living thing that you are ever going to see. ''God'' sent me.
|'''Commander Susan Ivanova''', ''[[Babylon 5]]''}}
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|'''Cesare Borgia''', ''[[Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood|Assassin's Creed Brotherhood]]''}}
{{quote|Do you believe that I could kill you? Right here, right now, without using a sword or the Power? Do you believe that if I simply willed it, the Pattern would bend around me and stop your heart? By...coincidence?
|'''Rand 'al Thor, The Dragon Reborn''', ''[[The Wheel of Time]]''}}
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I removed the ancient mound and dug down to the water level. I sank the foundations 120 brick courses deep. A palace with halls of cedar, cypress, juniper, box-wood, meskannu-wood, terebinth and tamarisk, I founded as my royal residence for my lordly pleasure for ever.
Creatures of the mountains and seas I fashioned in white limestone and alabaster, and set them up at its gates. I adorned it, and made it glorious, and set ornamental knobs of bronze all around it. I fixed doors of cedar, cypress, juniper and meskannu-wood in its gates. I took in great quantities, and placed there, silver, gold, tin, bronze and iron, booty taken by my hands from the lands which I had conquered.
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{{quote|Any man here want tae fight? Then fight me! Aye, fight me! An' I swear by the harp o' bones I'll tak' him tae the deeps o' the sea an' then kick him tae the craters o' the moon an' see him ride tae the Pit o' Heel itself on a saddle made o' hedgehogs! I tell ye, my rage is the strength of the storm that tears mountains intae sand! Who among ye will stand agin me?
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{{quote|Resistance is futile.
|'''The Borg''', ''[[Star Trek: The
{{quote|I walked this land when the T'lan Imass were but children. I have commanded armies a hundred thousand strong. I have spread the fire of my wrath across entire continents, and sat alone upon tall thrones. Do you grasp the meaning of this?
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{{quote|[[Catch Phrase|I am the white void. I am the cold steel. I am the just sword. With blade in hand shall I reap the sins of this world and cleanse it in the fires of destruction. I am Hakumen. The end has come.]]
|'''Hakumen''', ''[[
{{quote|Victory... is my destiny.
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{{quote|You will never get it back. In the last need, Smeagol, I should put on the Precious; and the Precious mastered you long ago. If I, wearing it, were to command you, '''you would obey''' - even if it were to leap from a precipice or to cast yourself into the fire. '''And such would be my command.''' So have a care, Smeagol!
|'''Frodo Baggins''', [[Iron Woobie]], suddenly [[Took a Level
{{quote|I'm the babe of a bloodripper
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{{quote|No. Not now. Not ever. Do you hear me? I will use every cannon, every bomb, every bullet, every weapon I have down to my own eye teeth to end you! I swear it! ''[[Roaring Rampage of Revenge|I'm coming for all of you!]]''
|'''Laura Roslin''', ''[[Battlestar Galactica
{{quote|All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down.
You better bury Ned right!... Better not cut up, nor otherwise harm no whores... or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons of bitches.
|'''William Munny''', ''[[Unforgiven]]''}}
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|'''Kevyn''', ''[[Schlock Mercenary]]'', [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2006-12-10 December 10, 2006] }}
{{quote|A moment lies ahead when she may live or die by her capacity to look a German official in the face and make him take pause with the words, ''I am an American.''
|Natalie Henry on the train to Auschwitz, from ''[[The Winds of War and War and Remembrance|War and Remembrance]]'' by Hermann Wouk}}
{{quote|''"You know the power the Dark Lord knew not?" Hermione said. "'''It's me!'''"''
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