Barry Manilow/YMMV

These things about Barry Manilow are subjective - not everyone will agree with all of them.

Crowning Moment of Awesome: His duet of I Write The Songs with Stephen Colbert. FYI, Colbert views Manilow as an (he has a lot) Arch Nemesis.
Ham and Cheese
I Was Quite a Looker: Legions of teenyboppers certainly thought so back in The Seventies.
Never Live It Down: Have you seen the page pic?
Unfortunate Implications: "Break Down The Door" could be about a passionate, tempestuous relationship, or it could be about domestic violence.