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'''Qui-Gon:''' [[Evil Chancellor|Advisor?]] Hmmm. Does he have a goatee?<br />
'''Qui-Gon:''' [[Evil Chancellor|Advisor?]] Hmmm. Does he have a goatee?<br />
'''GM:''' Yes, actually, he does.<br />
'''GM:''' Yes, actually, he does.<br />
'''Qui-Gon:''' We keep an eye on him.|''[[Darths and Droids (Webcomic)|Darths and Droids]]''}}
'''Qui-Gon:''' We keep an eye on him.|''[[Darths and Droids]]''}}


{{quote|'''10th Doctor''': Where ''are'' you now? Nyssa and Tegan? Cybermen and Mara and Time Lords in funny hats and [[The Master]] - oh, he just showed up again. Same as ever.<br />
{{quote|'''10th Doctor''': Where ''are'' you now? Nyssa and Tegan? Cybermen and Mara and Time Lords in funny hats and [[The Master]] - oh, he just showed up again. Same as ever.<br />
'''5th Doctor''': Oh no, really? Does he still have that rubbish beard?<br />
'''5th Doctor''': Oh no, really? Does he still have that rubbish beard?<br />
'''10th Doctor''' ''(thoughtfully)'': No, no beard this time. Well, [[The Beard|a wife]].|''[[Doctor Who (TV)|Doctor Who]]'', 'Time Crash'}}
'''10th Doctor''' ''(thoughtfully)'': No, no beard this time. Well, [[The Beard|a wife]].|''[[Doctor Who]]'', 'Time Crash'}}


{{quote|I have [a goatee] because it helps you become more artistic and sensitive. Or evil. I don't know how it knows which to do.|''[[Checkerboard Nightmare]]''}}
{{quote|I have [a goatee] because it helps you become more artistic and sensitive. Or evil. I don't know how it knows which to do.|''[[Checkerboard Nightmare]]''}}


{{quote|Hellooooooo? "Evil Opposite" theme? I'm not seeing it! This goatee isn't just for show, you know!|'''Nale''', ''[[The Order of the Stick (Webcomic)|The Order of the Stick]]''}}
{{quote|Hellooooooo? "Evil Opposite" theme? I'm not seeing it! This goatee isn't just for show, you know!|'''Nale''', ''[[The Order of the Stick]]''}}


{{quote|''Lenin'' had a beard. Gabby Hayes had ''whiskers''.|'''George Carlin'''}}
{{quote|''Lenin'' had a beard. Gabby Hayes had ''whiskers''.|'''George Carlin'''}}

Revision as of 09:16, 9 April 2014

Qui-Gon: Who are you?

Sio Bibble: I'm Governor Sio Bibble, the Queen's trusted advisor.

Qui-Gon: Advisor? Hmmm. Does he have a goatee?

GM: Yes, actually, he does.

Qui-Gon: We keep an eye on him.
—Darths and Droids

10th Doctor: Where are you now? Nyssa and Tegan? Cybermen and Mara and Time Lords in funny hats and The Master - oh, he just showed up again. Same as ever.

5th Doctor: Oh no, really? Does he still have that rubbish beard?

10th Doctor (thoughtfully): No, no beard this time. Well, a wife.
—Doctor Who, 'Time Crash'
I have [a goatee] because it helps you become more artistic and sensitive. Or evil. I don't know how it knows which to do.
—Checkerboard Nightmare
Hellooooooo? "Evil Opposite" theme? I'm not seeing it! This goatee isn't just for show, you know!
—Nale, The Order of the Stick
Lenin had a beard. Gabby Hayes had whiskers.
—George Carlin
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