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{{quote|"''The thing about a bear'', his father had always said, ''is that it can move as silently as breath. It could be watching you from ten paces away and you'd never know. Against a bear you have no defenses. You can't run faster. You can't climb higher. You can't fight it on your own. All you can do is learn its ways, and try to persuade it that you're neither threat nor prey.''"|''[[The Chronicles of Ancient Darkness|Wolf Brother]]''}} |
{{quote|"''The thing about a bear'', his father had always said, ''is that it can move as silently as breath. It could be watching you from ten paces away and you'd never know. Against a bear you have no defenses. You can't run faster. You can't climb higher. You can't fight it on your own. All you can do is learn its ways, and try to persuade it that you're neither threat nor prey.''"|''[[The Chronicles of Ancient Darkness|Wolf Brother]]''}} |
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{{quote|''"You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy."''|[[Anchorman |
{{quote|''"You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy."''|[[Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy|Brian Fantana]]}} |
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{{quote|''"Bears are crazy, Willie. They'll bite your head if you're wearing steak on it."''|'''Space Ghost''', ''[[Space Ghost Coast to Coast]]''}} |
{{quote|''"Bears are crazy, Willie. They'll bite your head if you're wearing steak on it."''|'''Space Ghost''', ''[[Space Ghost Coast to Coast]]''}} |
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{{quote|''Bear? Is the bear back? [[What Measure Is a Mook|We've already lost one intern!]]''|'''Bridgette,''' ''[[Total Drama World Tour]],'' "Aftermath Aftermayhem"}} |
{{quote|''Bear? Is the bear back? [[What Measure Is a Mook?|We've already lost one intern!]]''|'''Bridgette,''' ''[[Total Drama World Tour]],'' "Aftermath Aftermayhem"}} |
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{{quote|'''Hobo:''' Well Abby, can I tell you something about bears?<br /> |
{{quote|'''Hobo:''' Well Abby, can I tell you something about bears?<br /> |
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{{quote|"Acid was always [[The Stoner|my]] [[Mushroom Samba|favorite drug.]] When we would do acid, we'd go out into the woods, because there was less chance of running into an authority figure--but we ran into a bear, and that was an even ''bigger'' buzzkill..."|'''[[Mitch Hedberg]]'''}} |
{{quote|"Acid was always [[The Stoner|my]] [[Mushroom Samba|favorite drug.]] When we would do acid, we'd go out into the woods, because there was less chance of running into an authority figure--but we ran into a bear, and that was an even ''bigger'' buzzkill..."|'''[[Mitch Hedberg]]'''}} |
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{{quote|''"[[Exit Pursued By a Bear]]."''|[[Memetic Mutation|The most famous piece of]] [[Overly Narrow Superlative|stage direction ever]], from '''[[William Shakespeare]]''''s ''[[The |
{{quote|''"[[Exit, Pursued By a Bear]]."''|[[Memetic Mutation|The most famous piece of]] [[Overly Narrow Superlative|stage direction ever]], from '''[[William Shakespeare]]''''s ''[[The Winter's Tale (Theatre)|The Winters Tale]]''}} |
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{{quote| "Number one, it's a bear. Number two, it's a bear. Number three, and probably most important... HOLY SHIT, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! IT'S A GODDAMNED BEAR!"}} |
{{quote| "Number one, it's a bear. Number two, it's a bear. Number three, and probably most important... HOLY SHIT, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! IT'S A GODDAMNED BEAR!"}} |
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