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{{quote|'''Lottie:''' I'll bring a steak to reduce any swelling from the beats.<br />
{{quote|'''Lottie:''' I'll bring a steak to reduce any swelling from the beats.
'''Mildred:''' Does that actually work?<br />
'''Mildred:''' Does that actually work?
'''Lottie:''' I dunno. I think the idea's just that you're doing pretty good compared to the cow.|''[[Bad Machinery]]'', [http://scarygoround.com/?date=20120514 14 May, 2012]}}
'''Lottie:''' I dunno. I think the idea's just that you're doing pretty good compared to the cow.|''[[Bad Machinery]]'', [http://scarygoround.com/?date=20120514 14 May, 2012]}}


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* In ''[[Richie Rich]]'', Cadbury had the pleasure of being Beef Bandaged.
* In ''[[Richie Rich]]'', Cadbury had the pleasure of being Beef Bandaged.
* In the [[Batman]] /DocSavage [[Crossover]], Bruce is spending the morning sitting beside Wayne Manor's pool, discussing the Gotham Gazette's coverage of last night's Batmanning with Alfred.
* In the [[Batman]] /DocSavage [[Crossover]], Bruce is spending the morning sitting beside Wayne Manor's pool, discussing the Gotham Gazette's coverage of last night's Batmanning with Alfred.
{{quote| '''Alfred''': Incidently Master Bruce, I've brought you a steak.<br />
{{quote|'''Alfred''': Incidently Master Bruce, I've brought you a steak.
'''Bruce''': For breakfast?<br />
'''Bruce''': For breakfast?
'''Alfred''': For your eye.<br />
'''Alfred''': For your eye.
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Bruce removes his sunglasses, revealing a prominent shiner.* }}
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Bruce removes his sunglasses, revealing a prominent shiner.* }}
* In an issue of ''[[Asterix]]'', a merchant asks a butcher for a steak after getting badly beaten up.
* In an issue of ''[[Asterix]]'', a merchant asks a butcher for a steak after getting badly beaten up.
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* ''[[Secondhand Lions]]'' does this with a gang of thugs whom Hub beats up mere hours after getting out of the hospital for a heart attack. When he later comes by to collect the meat scraps, he invites them all to stay for dinner.
* ''[[Secondhand Lions]]'' does this with a gang of thugs whom Hub beats up mere hours after getting out of the hospital for a heart attack. When he later comes by to collect the meat scraps, he invites them all to stay for dinner.
* In ''[[Meet the Robinsons]],'' Goob wanders into the room holding a steak over his eye after getting beat up by his teammates for missing the ball, and complaining about his lack of sleep.
* In ''[[Meet the Robinsons]],'' Goob wanders into the room holding a steak over his eye after getting beat up by his teammates for missing the ball, and complaining about his lack of sleep.
{{quote| "Mister Steak, you're my only friend."}}
{{quote|"Mister Steak, you're my only friend."}}
* In the Disney movie ''[[Smart House]]'', the titular house is taught how to be motherly by a marathon of [[The Fifties|1950s]] comedies. When it recommends a steak for a bruised eye, the father of the family observes, "That hasn't been done since the '50s."
* In the Disney movie ''[[Smart House]]'', the titular house is taught how to be motherly by a marathon of [[The Fifties|1950s]] comedies. When it recommends a steak for a bruised eye, the father of the family observes, "That hasn't been done since the '50s."
* Cadbury in the [[Richie Rich]] movie.
* Cadbury in the [[Richie Rich]] movie.
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