- Parker Posey's character freaking out over losing a dog toy named "Busy Bee".
- The scene where Christopher Guest's character lists all the different types of nuts: "Peanut, cashew nut, pine nut, pistachio nut, red pistachio nut, all-natural white pistachio nut..."
- Stefan and Scott's Shih Tzu Calender.
Stefan Vanderhoof: [discussing the calendar] We're not gonna sell, just give it out to friends.
- Announcer Buck Laughlin: "To think in some countries, these animals are eaten!"
- Larry Miller's character describing the gory details of his job as a hostage negotiator during dinner.
They all jump.