Big Daddy (1999 film)/Funny

I little dark if you're watching it with your grandpa or grandma, but the scene with Sonny and Vanessa discussing her new boyfriend.

Vanessa: He has a five year plan.

Sonny: What is it? "Don't die"?

The fact that poor little Julian has to take a leak about every five mintues.

What's your name, he'll write it on the wall... mind your business!

When Sonny steps on Julian's Scuba Steve Doll.

Sonny: Ow, Scuba Steve! Damn You!

When Julian and Nanzo,the Delivery Guy are learning how to read.

Julian: Electricity! Constitution! Philadelphia!

Nazo: Fish! Pony! Hip, Hip Hop, Hip Hop anonymous? Damn you! You gave him the easy ones.

- Only problem with that is it's not to far from the truth.
Mr. Herlihy is a cross between this, and being a complete and total ass. He also makes a lousy character witness.

Mr. Herlihy: Koufax is a good egg, he was nice to that kid. But he fights like a girl. You like that? I'm right here Miss, what are you gonna do about it? Hahaha.

Sonny: What are you drunk Mr. Herlihy?

Mr. Herlihy: Well, I-I had a few chardonnays, what of it?

Sonny: Get off the stand please.

- This don't help much...

He drinks alot of soda. (suuuure he does)