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• "But I ain't ever been to Nacogdoches."
• The introduction of Michael's motorcycle, enough said.
• "No way, I ain't gettin out... not 'til you say I can shoot back!"
• This exchange, when Jacob learns that James was injured during an earlier shootout and needs to have said injury treated:

Jacob: Take down your pants. James: *annoyed* Are you on the level? Jacob: Are you going to take down your pants, or am I going to have to take them for you? James: You and who else? Jacob: *commandingly* Dog. Jacob's dog sits up and growls menacingly.*