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{{quote|''"Blond'' guys ''aren't [[Dumb Blonde|dumb]]. They're evil. Like in'' [[The Karate Kid]] ''and [[World War Two]].''"|'''Bart Simpson''', ''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]''}}
|'''Bart Simpson''', ''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]''}}
 
Fair-haired guys in media frequently end up evil. This is especially noticeable if he is compared to a nice, dark-haired hero (think Harry Potter vs. Draco Malfoy) or if he is on the opposite end of a [[Love Triangle]]. And if his blond hair is ''long'', you'd better hope [[The Lord of the Rings|he's an elf]], because if not, that's pretty much evil incarnate. In many ways, this trope can be seen as the less extreme version of the [[Evil Albino]].
{{quote|''"Blond'' guys ''aren't [[Dumb Blonde|dumb]]. They're evil. Like in'' [[The Karate Kid]] ''and [[World War Two]].''"|'''Bart Simpson''', ''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]''}}
 
Fair-haired guys in media frequently end up evil. This is especially noticeable if he is compared to a nice, dark-haired hero (think Harry Potter vs. Draco Malfoy) or if he is on the opposite end of a [[Love Triangle]]. And if his blond hair is ''long'', you'd better hope [[Lord of the Rings|he's an elf]], because if not, that's pretty much evil incarnate. In many ways, this trope can be seen as the less extreme version of the [[Evil Albino]].
 
If they're ''not'' evil, they're still jerks, although they may or may not [[Jerk with a Heart of Gold|be nice underneath]], and they usually lose. Where a [[Betty and Veronica]] usually has a [[Hair of Gold|blond]] Betty and a dark- or [[Heroes Want Redheads|red-haired]] Veronica, a male version of this setup will do the reverse.
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Compare [[Evil Redheads]], [[White-Haired Pretty Boy]], [[White-Haired Pretty Girl]] and [[Evil Albino]]. Contrast [[Hair of Gold]]. The [[Distaff Counterpart]] is [[Blondes Are Evil]].
 
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== Anime &and Manga ==
 
== Anime & Manga ==
* ''[[Dragon Ball]]'':
** General Blue.
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* Played with in ''[[The Prince of Tennis]]''. Kevin Smith is an angry, bitchy, aggressive American boy who is an absolute [[Jerkass]] for quite a while...{{spoiler|and comes from a broken family with a negligent father, also blond. When he's defeated and comes to terms with himself, he shows a sweeter side, though not losing his [[Hot-Blooded|strong temper]] completely.}}
* [[Naruto]] himself averts this, as he's the hero, but [[Mad Artist|Deidara]] of the Atatsuki does not. However, Naruto is the host of the Nine Tailed demon fox which is one of the most evil and ill tempered of all of the tailed beasts. His father, 4th Hokage Minato Namikaze, also a blond, sealed this beast inside of his newborn son, Naruto. Although this action was necessary and will benefit his home village in the long term, taking an "ends justify the means" approach does not exactly dispel the stereotype.
* ''[[Code Geass]]'' has Prince Clovis and {{spoiler|V.V.}}. The former is an insecure wreck who commits mass slaughter to cover his screw ups, the latter is just plain ''[[:Category:Yandere|insane]]''. And don't forget that [[The Emperor|Charles di Britannia]] had dark blond hair (comparable to Nunnally's) before age turned his hair white.
* Krad in ''[[D.N.Angel]]'', who is also a prime example of [[Light Is Not Good]] thanks to his angelic appearance and utterly sadistic personality.
* Cain from ''[[Trinity Blood]]'' is blond, angelic looking, and a completely evil bastard.
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* ''[[Mai-Otome]]'' has [[Evil Genius|John Smith]] in the anime and {{spoiler|[[Big Bad|Sergay]] [[Complete Monster|August]] Taiki}} in the manga.
* [[Names to Run Away From Really Fast|Vicious]] in ''[[Cowboy Bebop]]'', especially compared to the brunet [[Anti-Hero]] protagonist, Spike.
* ''[[Inukami!]]'': [["Wake -Up Call" Boss|Sea of Violence]] and [[Big Bad|Sekidosai]].
* ''[[One Piece]]'' has [[Names to Run Away From Really Fast|Donquixote Doflamingo]].
* In ''[[Saint Beast]]'', Pandora is not only a bit of a jerk but can also be considered outright evil for his complicity in so many awful things, no matter how he feels about the acts themselves.
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** Draco and Lucius Malfoy.
** Gellert Grindelwald.
** Also, Barty Crouch Jr. from ''[[Harry Potter/Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (novel)|Goblet of Fire]]''.
** Some of the minor Death Eater characters, such as Yaxley, are also blonde.
** Gilderoy Lockhart. He's not a Death Eater, but he's definitely a jerk and a fraud. At the end of ''[[Harry Potter/Harry Potter and Thethe Chamber of Secrets (novel)|Chamber of Secrets]]'', he tried to obliviate two twelve-year-olds and planned to leave an eleven-year-old to die, intending to spin a good story about it that will paint him as the hero and the three students as unfortunate collateral damage.
** Dudley Dursley. In the film he got an [[Adaptation Dye Job]].
* The Daimons in the ''[[The Dark Hunters|Dark Hunter]]'' books are perpetually 27, beautiful, tall, blonde...and will kill you and suck out your soul to elongate their lives. Jerks.
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** Mark Gatiss wears a blond wig to play Prof. Lazarus.
** The Editor, played by Simon Pegg in 'The Long Game'
* John-Paul McQueen from ''[[Holly OaksHollyoaks]]'' drove his ex-girlfriend to anorexia, had an affair with his friend's boyfriend, convinced a priest to leave the church, then later left said priest for another bloke. Also, Ste Hay is blond.
* In the [[British Brevity|short-lived]] BBC kids' drama ''Dark Future'', all the villains of the story were blond. Out of the [[Power Trio|trio]] of [[Wake Up, Go to School, Save the World|schoolaged heroes]], the two girls were both brunette. The villains at one point try to draw the young blond male hero into joining their cause, but then turned on him when they found out...his hair is naturally a dark brown, he just dyed it (which should've been obvious, his dark brown roots were even visible!).
* In the pilot of the Stephen King series ''[[Haven]]'', Ted, the blondest guy in town, turns out to be a {{spoiler|con-man and accomplice to murder who was pretending to love a woman for her money.}}
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* Slavik from [[Command & Conquer]] - Tiberian Sun. Total blond evil.
* [[Vampire|Raphael]] in the [[Soul Series]]. Heroic Siegfried (who briefly becomes big baddie Nightmare) is blond, although as Nightmare, his hair is only seen in one incarnation and it's bright red.
* ''[[Blaz BlueBlazBlue]]'':
** Paging Major Jin Kisaragi.
{{quote|"Brother. I'm so happy! I get to kill you again!"}}
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* ''MLB Power Pros 2008'' has this when {{spoiler|Sittch}} reveals that he was {{spoiler|a spy for the Galaxy Sharks all along}} and dyes his hair blond.
* Deus from ''[[Asura's Wrath]]''. He combines this with [[Scary Black Man]].
* {{spoiler|Dimitri}} crosses into this territory in ''[[Fire Emblem: Three Houses]]''. {{spoiler|When he learns that Edelgard is the Flame Emperor and loses his mind, the fair-haired prince becomes a bloodthirsty madman willing to kill friend and foe alike in the most brutal ways imaginable. He gets better in the Azure Moon route and is more of a [[Hero Antagonist]] in [[Villain Protagonist|the Crimson Flower route]], but in Verdant Wind and Silver Snow, he dies consumed by anger and hatred}}.
 
* Rufus, one of the "Crow Men" being hunted by Primrose Azelhart in ''[[Octopath Traveller]]'' (ironically though, his name means ''red''-haired in Latin). Already a bad guy from the offset since he helped murder her loving father, he's later revealed to be a crime lord who sells women into sexual slavery while encouraging his customers to use and abuse their slaves as they please. Esmeralda, a high-ranking member of his organization (The Obsidians) fought as the final boss of Tressa's route, however, is an example of how [[Gender Inverted Example|Blond Gals Are Evil]].
 
== Visual Novels ==
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* In the DVD commentary for the ''[[Futurama]]'' episode "Anthology of Interest II" wherein Bender is turned into a human, it's stated that Mili Smythe "insisted that Bender be a blond man" as "blond men are more disgusting".
* Episodes of ''Cadillacs and Dinosaurs'' typically revolved around some sort of conflict between the jet-black-haired (and heroic and environmentally-conscious) Old Blood Mechanic Jack Tenrec and evil Poacher Hammer Terhune, whose most prominent physical feature was his enormous, blond flattop mullet. Additionally, perhaps the only other blond male character to appear was Shawn Russell, another Old Blood Mechanic who, in direct contrast to Jack, was depicted as being arrogant, corrupt, and greedy to the extent that he was willing to betray everything the Old Blood Mechanics were supposed to stand for.
* [[Arch Enemy|Remy Buxaplenty]] on ''[[The Fairly Odd ParentsOddParents]]''.
* Chad on ''[[Codename: Kids Next Door]]'', who was a KND Operative until his [[Face Heel Turn]]. {{spoiler|Of course, the penultimate episode revealed that he was a long term mole for the KND}}.
* In [[Star Wars: The Clone Wars]], {{spoiler|Senate Guard Commando Captain Argyus}} is the first {{spoiler|Senate Guard}} ever to be seen unmasked onscreen, revealing his elaborately coifed blond hair.