Blue Beetle/Funny

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Kid Devil: FLEE! FLEE FROM THIS PLACE OF GODLESS SCIENCE!

  • The first appearance of Traci 13 to the comic.

Jaime: I just wish I could meet a cute girl who'd be okay with all the weird.
Traci 13: (teleporting into the room) Are you the Blue Beetle?
Paco: (jaw gaping) Say "I wish for a Porsche" before it wears off! Say "I wish for a Porsche" before it wears off!

  • Upon being headbutted:

Blue Beetle: AH! That hurt through the armor! What are you packing in there?!
Lonar: JUSTICE!
Blue Beetle: You have a forehead full of justice? What does that even MEAN?!

  • Jaime's fantasy of ultimate power.

I AM--A DENTIST!

  • When Jaime tells Paco that he's just glad that his life can get back to normal. Cue the next page of Jaime Face Palming and looking at a cow mutilated by aliens.