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* [[The Coroner Doth Protest Too Much]]: The first Great Steward of Minas Troney, Paraffin the Climber, became ruler of Twodor after King Chloroplast "apparently fell backward by accident onto a dozen salad forks" and many of his relatives were felled by similar tragic accidents. The latest Steward of this line, Benelux the Booby, ties himself up and burns himself on a pyre after willing Goodgulf (who had uncannily foreseen Benelux's suicidal tendencies) to act as his successor. |
* [[The Coroner Doth Protest Too Much]]: The first Great Steward of Minas Troney, Paraffin the Climber, became ruler of Twodor after King Chloroplast "apparently fell backward by accident onto a dozen salad forks" and many of his relatives were felled by similar tragic accidents. The latest Steward of this line, Benelux the Booby, ties himself up and burns himself on a pyre after willing Goodgulf (who had uncannily foreseen Benelux's suicidal tendencies) to act as his successor. |
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* [[Cosmopolitan Council]]: Pretty much averted, if not subverted, by Orlon's council at Riv'n'dell. |
* [[Cosmopolitan Council]]: Pretty much averted, if not subverted, by Orlon's council at Riv'n'dell. |
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* [[Creepy Long Fingers]]: |
* [[Creepy Long Fingers]]: Boggies. |
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* [[Crystal Ball]]: The ''mallomar'', which turns out to be nothing more than a [[Magic 8-Ball]] with a holographic display |
* [[Crystal Ball]]: The ''mallomar'', which turns out to be nothing more than a [[Magic 8-Ball]] with a holographic display |
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* [[Department of Redundancy Department]]: Used several times, such as: |
* [[Department of Redundancy Department]]: Used several times, such as: |