Born in East L.A./Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • Rudy being sexually harassed by those two guys while in jail.

Rudy: What are you guys in for?
Skinny guy: Good times.
[he and the big guy laugh and slowly come towards Rudy]
Rudy: GUUUUUAAAAARRRRRDD!!!
Feo: Hey, want these guys to stop fucking with you?

  • The skinny guy squeezing Rudy's butt.
  • Then this happens:

Rudy: $100? Get lost!
Feo: Suite yourself, friend.
[the two guys grab again]
Feo: (reading his Bible) "Guide me, o lord. For I have walked among you..."
Rudy: (trying to stop the guys trying to remove his shirt) Make em stop! Make em stop!
Feo: I like to help you, but I'm busy getting lost.

  • And this tops them all:

Feo: Don't forget brother, you owe us a 100.
Rudy: Yeah. Here's some of them: fuck you.
Feo: Th Wrath of God will follow you, heathen!