Brütal Legend/Funny: Difference between revisions

{{quote| '''Eddie:''' Wanna make out before we hit the water?<br />

'''Ophelia:''' In your DREAMMMMMMMMMMS! }}

{{quote| '''Worm:''' *''screams at Eddie''*<br />

'''Eddie:''' Ugh! Smells like a whale... ate some cabbage... then died in your mouth... like a ''year'' ago! }}

{{quote| '''Doviculus:''' Come to me once you grow a pair as big as your mother's.<br />

''(Doviculus leaves.)''<br />

'''Eddie:''' I hope he was talking about horns. }}

{{quote| Guardian of Metal: You've interrupted the Guardian of Metal's nap!<br />

Guardian of Metal: The Guardian of Metal is getting just a ''little'' bit sick of all this.<br />

[[Rule of Three|Guardian of Metal]]: You're still alive?! ''[[Face Palm|*rubs the bridge of his nose*]]''<br />

Guardian of Metal: Every time I see you, there's another fucking scratch on that beautiful car!<br />

Guardian of Metal: ...<br />

Eddie: ''(raises eyebrow)''<br />

Guardian of Metal: ...''WHAT IS IT?!'' }}

{{quote| Guardian of Metal sculpture - "Oh, no, who put this in here?", and when you purchase it, "I hope you're not embarassed."<br />

Ace of Hades paint job - "Oh, I hate puns."<br />

Bolt Thrower - "Why don't you make someone else ride ''your'' lightning for a change?"<br />

Drowned Ophelia sculpture - "Oh, the young ones and their make-up..."<br />

[[Grim Fandango|Bone Wagon]] paint job - "[[Shout-Out|That's]] [[Grim Fandango|grim]]."<br />

Chrome paint job - "Shiiiny!"<br />

Second armor augmentation - "Well ''someone's'' paranoid!" }}

{{quote| Son Bat: My ass is getting sunburned.<br />

(after beating the secondary mission)<br />

Daughter Bat: Oooh, look at all the blood! *flies into cave with brother*<br />

Mom Bat: *kisses Eddie on the cheek* Nice to have a man around sometimes.<br />

Dad Bat: I HEARD THAT! Oh, by the way, sorry I took a shit on your head, earlier.<br />

Eddie: What?<br />

Dad Bat: Nothing. }}

{{quote| '''Eddie''': Okay, I'll be back, covered in Metal God Love!<br />

'''Guardian of Metal''': [[Brain Bleach|Oh god...]] }}

{{quote| '''Eddie''': From this new vantage point I can totally see what the problem is. A bunch of gross fan leeches are eating our fans.<br />

'''Lita''': We already knew that.<br />

{{quote| '''Headbanger #1:''' Wha-? What is that sound!?<br />

'''Headbanger #2:''' It's a devil screaming...<br />

'''Headbanger #3:''' It's an angel singing!<br />

'''Headbanger #1:''' It is the pounding of creation's hammer upon the anvil of time...<br />

'''Headbanger #3:''' ''[[Sophisticated As Hell|It's fucking awesome]]''! }}

{{quote| '''Headbanger #1:''' Lionwhyte sucks!<br />

'''Headbanger #2:''' Death to Lionwhyte!<br />

'''Headbanger #3:''' [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|I]] ''[[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|hate]]'' [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|statues]]! }}

* "DECAPITATIOOOOOOON!" is extremely funny the first time. {{spoiler|Its re-use after Eddie kills Doviculus ramps it [[Up to Eleven]] by combining it with a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]].}}.

* He only does it with the [[Tenacious D|Love Giver]] guitar, but hearing him shout "POWERSLIIIIIIIIIIIDE~!" when he does a... well, Power Slide never fails to get a chuckle.

{{quote| (Re: the Spider Queen) But we don't go into her lair anymore, lest she bite us in half, suck out our innards, and lay her eggs in our eyesockets.<br />

(Bus is atacked en route to Drowning Doom territory) It's those Brides. I think they're giving us something blue.<br />

(During the To The Slaughter mission): That's a hell of a bird you've got there, Eddie.<br />

(attacked by Tainted Coil): Demon, I'm warning you!<br />

(attacked by Drowning Doom): Fuck off, zombie! }}

** The Spider Queen line has a bonus CMOF. After he says it, the camera cuts back to Lars... while Eddie in the background [[Oh Crap|has the most hilariously horrified look on his face.]].

{{quote| '''Eddie (enemy avatar flees combat):''' [[Everything's Better with Chickens|Buk-buk-bukawk!]]<br />

'''Headbanger:''' One point for you? I'm still ahead!<br />

'''Headbanger:''' What a strange day, huh, fellas?<br />

'''Headbanger (against Drowning Doom):''' That's for using a keyboard!<br />

'''Headbanger:''' Eddie can take care of himself! What about helping me?!'<br />

'''Headbanger:''' Who do you think is hotter: Lita or Ophelia?<br />

'''Bouncer (near death):''' Must... Keep... Punching...<br />

'''Screamwagon (when given an order):''' Like I give a shit.<br />

'''Screamwagon (double team ends):''' Well, at least he talked to me. Which is more than I can say for you guys.<br />

'''Screamwagon (double team):''' Can you help me? I was told I was signing up for a spa day!<br />

'''Skull Raker (victory):''' What were they thinking?<br />

'''Grave Digger (attacking Doviculus):''' You look like a fork!<br />

'''Grave Digger (victory):''' Thank god, those guys were a pain!<br />

'''Bride: (move order):''' Okay, let's walk in order of height! }}

{{quote| I'm the wiener, you're the bun, get over here and lets have fun.<br />

Everything in that general direction must ''die''!<br />

(Attacking a mortar operator) Hey! Knock it off with the cannon!<br />

(Using the Face Melter) Bet you wished you wore a bib cause now you've got face all over your shirt!<br />

(Using Bring It On Home) That pilot is gonna lose his job. (alternately: Oh no! The metal gods still use hydrogen!)<br />

Come, morning sun and vanquish my enemies as I enjoy eggs and bacon! }}

{{quote| '''Eddie''': Dude, how about this? How about you take off your fucking diaper, lay down your little baby foo-foo, and GO DO YOUR FUCKING JOB???<br />

'''Mangus''': Not cool, man! I wear this thing so I don't have to stop the bus to take a leak! }}

{{quote| '''Eddie''': *as "Girlfriend" is playing* I can fix anything... except THAT.<br />

'''Guy''': Metal is dead. }}

{{quote| '''Eddie''': I TOLD YOU NOT TO CLIMB ON THAT, YOU STUPID MOTHER--*message appears asking if the player wants swearing censored or uncensored*--[[Cluster F-Bomb|FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!]]}}

{{quote| '''Lars''': What can we do with men who have known nothing but to bang their heads against a wall for their entire lives?<br />

'''Eddie''': (With tears in his eyes) We start a revolution, Lars. Now let us sound the battle cry!<br />

'''Lars''': You've been looking at my sword, haven't you?<br />

'''Eddie''': *glances downward quickly, then back up as Lars pulls out his sword* }}

* When you sneak up on the two Hair Bangers controlling the impalers in the Cleave of the Impalement, you can overhear them talking about their styling in terms of... "performance.".